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oh, the hoax

Anyone who can be "forced" via the internet to take HRT was a headcase to begin with.

if someone was doing that they'd change their name atleast lmao

smh matt

with "forced" it's being blackmailed with nudes you previously sent them

but it was a hoax, ofc

Who the hell is so shy about someone seeing their penis that they'd take HRT to prevent it

seems like we have quite some veterans of the anti-trap uprising of 2018 here

i salute you comrades

i mean, you probably haven't seen your penis in a few years so

It was a funny story

it was a fight well fought on both sides

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If somneone threatened to post a picture of my dick, I'd post it before they could to cuck them out of victory

brainded

I mean, if you dont care about people seeing your dick then its the only logical move

Why would you take a picture of your dick in the first place

That would be the only winning move

I haven't taken or posted dickpics, ever, because I've always been hasgf

I mean, first and foremost, guys ought to know that *women don't want to see pictures of your dick*. Dicks are ugly, nobody is actually attracted to dicks

i posted my leg once

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that's where ur wrong kiddo

Poor prude matt!

>nobody is actually attracted to dicks
Then why are there different dick-shaped dildos? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Wont even professionally print dickpics and give it to he wife in a frame.

Sad!

And they also have collections

you can tell everything you need to know about a man by the size and condition of his hands

let's see em, lads

O-oh yeah?

prove it

Handlets BTFO

>gayzer

>mongolian opinion

😂

nicely placed Linus Video

Very lewd matt

If your hand isn't like the hand of that ogre guy who got mad max, don't @ me

>he watches linus fag dick tips

Gosh, ypu dont like much of anything

>he makes less than $400 USD A YEAR

😂

gladly

This is really gay, even for you matt

W-wait, she said she was a cute girl

surely she wouldn't lie

It's not gay if the person is feminine

He said he was a mentally ill man pretendi g to be a girl

Women are just mentally ill men to begin with, though.

Traps dont have the excuse of a vagina tho

If there's a hole, there's a way

Hm weird

Who wants a neckrub

Proof

I gave one of my coworkers a neckrub a few days ago and they said "no wonder you can have a relationship looking the way you do" 😂

F

"Don't forget I'm in a good place to strangle you right now"

Matt thats gay dont be gay

Also people are selling dirt on armslist

Why

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Of_Women
Let me tell you guys about arnold schopenhauer (1900) who discovered the female nature and defined the concept of MGTOW

@johnfrum Because it's heavy and (relatively) compact, so it's good for filling rifle shooting bags

So its dirt

just like it says in the description, you dunce

Yeah, and diamonds are just carbon, dipshit

some sand is heavier than others

and you want heavy sand

If I put some in my daki, would it be more realistic?

Only if you put it in the ass and boobs parts

Hmm

you DID sew special pouches for this very reason, right?

You aren't some kind of casual, are you?

Still gotta find a way to make the warmth last longer

Piss on it

Hot water bottles don't work too well, quite bulky

FIll it with bitcoin miners

I'll try making some electrical heating thing

Hopefully I won't set fire to myself

Zircon sand isnt any heavier than cheap playsand tho.

Put spaghetti in the bags instead

And also just wrap your sad pillow/cumrag in a heating blanket then

Ohh

Good idea

John, how do you sleep?

Flat on your back with your hands at your side?

Face down, ass up?

Fetal position?

Flat with my hands by my sides

Why?

As I thought, you are literally a robot

Its how I initally fall asleep, I end up thrashing around in my sleep tho

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I tend to sleep straight, but on my sides, the arm that's underneath poking forwards

🤔

What does that even mean

Sideways nazi salute?

😂

Basically

As the hand that's on top tends to rest on my chest

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Sleep Dab

I usually tend to wake up half off the bed though

Could be my legs, an arm and a leg

I usually wake up if my head falls off the bed though

Same, I dont even dream, I just move a lot in my sleep for some reason.

thats the alcohol

you ll start to dream again if you lay off the liqueur

For real?

That explains why I've been having dreams recently

Doing dry January to give my liver a rest

God knows it needs it

First, I dont drink liqueur, I'm not an old timey homosexual or a grandmother and second I dont drink oftern

>Jannah got banned for CP
@Matthew do you see this? muds can't be trusted 🇺🇸

@johnfrum Did you drink today, yesterday, or the day before?

Be honest, John.

No for all three

hmmm

I don't believe you! 😊

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good night lads

pls remember happy day

fluffy tail

OwO

didn't work @Matthew

sucks

wuz gud yah

Jesus fucking christ

Why can't someone who already uploads to soundcloud or other free to playback shit give a download link or any info at all if you can get that song somewhere

Worse when there 1 site that gives me hope but it requires a phone number to register

And even bugmenot doesn't have working passwords for this shit

youtube-dl works on soundcloud

https://youtu.be/T7LNfjl6UpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MecZAXedMbY

jesus christ is that the lakupiipu guy

yes

I'm so proud of myself

I ghettorigged my already ghetto desk further

I chopped it in half with my circular saw and added legs from IKEA to it to make another table out of it, so now I have two reasonably sized desks in my room instead of one that takes the entire length of the room

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nice setup matt

It's ghetto but it's comfy

Ghetto... Thats like bad part of detroit during its darkest moments, ghetto

Cost of solid core door at Habitat for Humanity: 8 dollars
Cost of each leg: 4 dollars

Ghetto is where they kept the jews

total cost: $40 for 2 solid tables

Question remains, why you didnt buy 2 doors to get actualy usefull workingplace

Because they're fucking huge, my man

And it's not a workshop, it's an office

I play videogames and maintain my guns in here

that's all

I used to same thing when i got my 120cm table

And now i want 2m one

There just aint enough room for all my stuff ;__;

And since I'm planning on selling my house and moving sometime this year, It's that when that happens I'll be able to just unscrew the legs and throw the actual tabletops away and replace them when I get to where I'm going

Similarily what i do with sofas

Buy then from redcross/similar places

Give em back when i move towns

I'd say 3/4 of my furniture is either IKEA, nigger-rigged, or taken from the curb when others were throwing it out

the other 1/4 is hand-me-downs from gf's family

So when we finally move, The things we aren't throwing away we can break down to be smaller

matt, just wondering

do you handload your ammo?

No, I don't have the patience for things like that

Next sacrifice will be the current bed tho

I probly need to replace it in next few years

i got an ikea wardrobe to replace my broken one

Or at least during new move

it works admirably well

Yeah ikea stuff works usualy above average for the price

Ikea furniture isn't bad at all in terms of aesthetics or function

But the wood quality is shit

it'll just fall apart if you jump on it or whatever

who the fuck jumps on a wardrobe?

And their beds should be avoided at all cost

I have an IKEA bed and I've had no problems at all

And I fuck HARD.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S49027404/

This one

but tbh when we move, We're probably gonna toss the bed and the mattress and replace it once we get to where we're going

just works

I have broken now 4 ikea beds

how?

3 of them when fucking 1 of them when i just sat on the shitty cheap bed

They werent the best models tho

Tervy...are you fat?

if the bed can take matt fucking on it

surely it can handle you

Do you not know how to screw in a screw?

unless....

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The holes are predrilled, for christ's sake

@Matthew back then 185cm and 65-75kg

Last one i broke i weighted closer to 85

But the fucking thing was rated for twice of that

Tervy, I am 285lbs right this very moment, and my bed doesn't even creak when I'm slamming my gf

As i said it was somw time ago

Back then they used the shitty planks on canvas setup on most of their shit

>Fatty coping methods

Poor tervy

https://www.myikeabedroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Trysil-bed-frame.jpg

These for example

I reckon you'd have to elbow dive the single plank while shifting your whole body weight to a single point of impact to destroy them

Or just be Tervy and sit on it

I'm still giving him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just awful at building furniture

"okay this goes here, this screw here... Aaand now I somehow ended with a cupboard when I bought a bed"

I wish

And i didnt even build em :D

I was just visiting the locations

But indeed the knotty planks break easily

If we were all in the same room, I'd be starting a "fatty! Fatty!" chant and pointing fingers at you right now

Specialy when you are taking someone from behind

You sure you didn't get the children version

>tervy fucks on kid beds

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Now either he's a manlet or big into cp

>The lengths discord mods have to go to in order to feel like they have big peepees

Hahaha and no

Tho first one was when i was teenager sooo ~

Yeah looong long time ago

🚔

https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c

Woop woop

Waiting for toaster to finish is annoying

Time to Google how to overclock one

Oh shit, that reminds me, I have bagels and cream cheese

brb

huuuuh

gf yelled at me

No midnight bagel

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Meanwhile after like 4 toasts I only managed to eat half a piece of garlic

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I snuck back out and got my bagel, but I have bad, awful, terrible news

I heard gf orgasm upstairs. I missed out, fellas

but at least I got a bagel