i dont get it

its just markdown?!

i thought he named his host"goodboy" at first, but then I saw its "goodbody". what a disappointment

https://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_unveils_the_logo_for_the_redmi_brand-news-35002.php

what's the point of the new logo

Redmi by Xiaomi

New shiny

only had my note 5 for a year and there is already a redmi 7 on the way?

https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/the-redmi-note-7-is-now-the-most-affordable-48mp-camera-smartphone

seems like they make a redmi every half year now

specs are crazy

snapdragon 675

lots of ram

48 megapixel camera

4000 mAH

the camera on redmis are decent on normal light, however absolute shit at low light

if it has a good low light camera it can be a great upgrade

with such a high megapixel count

the sensor's big too

you can probably use google camera to take raw pics

I bought another leatherman multitool

I'm now up to 4

@Matthew make it stop

Redmi

logo not even red

@JHWH Pandoc specifically does more than just shitty cuck tier markdown.

looks like the osu logo

Had to rip off somthing

https://twitter.com/NewsBreaking/status/1084339259698544640?s=19

legend

I called my Chinese chef knife yiting

which pronounces like eating

for knives I cannot stop shilling thailand kiwi brand

godtier

I like 10$ noname chink knives, I can mistreat them for a few months and then just throw them away

>not caring for your knives with water stones and honers

I do but only for the good knives

my so called parcel was delivered to someone else

I opened dispute

I have a very good wmf knife for meat and a very good Kai knife that my gf uses because she has tiny hands

I'm the one posting about the knife sharpening stone in the threads

But having a 10 bucks knife to chop/mince shit is great

I also have Ali whetstones

https://www.yonc.ch/messer-werkzeuge/schleifsteine-messerpflege/schleifsteine-zubehoer/diamant-steine/diamantschleifstein-set

I would like to get better ones though

Like these

https://www.amazon.com/Kiwi-Brand-Stainless-Steel-21/dp/B001FEJ0WO

Not like super expensive ones but the Ali ones are kinda soft

can really fucking vouch

@porco

look at this

9 bucks nice

We have the same in our warehouse for 14 CHF

I bookmarked it for when I need a new knife, I'll report

https://i.imgur.com/0SP7tz7.jpg

same feeling

I'm sure you'd know

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<:kms:327934280619655179>

I saw the funniest thing on TeeVee the other day.

Some Swedish quiz show.

The contestants were given a subject, and then got to decide whether to answer a question on that subject, or send the question to somebody they figured would fail.

All the Swedes kept passing Sweden-related questions to the token immigrant contestant. 😄

kek

vem vet mest?

Uh. I didn't pay *that* much attention.

Iirc, in America, to become a citizen, you have to pass a test in American civics. So it's actually possible here that naturalized immigrants know more about American history and government than a lot of people born here.

https://www.svtstatic.se/image-cms/svtse/1533890054/vem-vet-mest/article18903402.svt/alternates/large/vemvetmest-2018-e00-96be-jpg

Points to @gecho.

👏

@Matthew Even foreigners with no interest in setting foot in the US are likely to know more about the US.

true dat

Global O B S E S S I O N

😂 👌

You misunderstand. I didn't say foreigners know a lot, but I did imply that burgers are ignorant as heck.

^

Every American inherently knows more than any non-american.

We are gifted with the biggest think

Urf.

Daily reminder puns are the highest form of comedy

Wordplay is rather based

dad jokes are better

!joke

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

Shit starts to look somehow

>php

fuk u pajeetboi

>php dev calling someone pajeet

Let me give you some advice

!advice

Keep it simple.

Still kind of a bitch since I have to make three sub-forms just to include them in one form

Then figure out ElasticSearch or other kind of search and do some finishing touches there

Got basics down but fuck me am I not feeling this shit

I wish I could program for fun

I had fun writing a game in C++

Except that game is fucking atrocious to play since I took no time to even attempt to balance it

I just make rando things when I'm bored

So it's basically one giant dice roll

like a meme stealing bot

I still want to make an AI algorithm for bots but fuck me I can't somehow learn fucking Unity nor UE

Which I already ranted about

I've got an AI module next year

or the year after

can't remember

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Here's how my 7 semesters at uni went,
1st semester : bullshit unnecessary shit with intro to programming in outdated C++,
2nd semester: more outdated C++ and even more unnecessary bullshit just as a time waster
3rd semester: we C# now bois, some actual useful stuff even if it's a little bit
4th semester: some linux, some networks in cisco
5th semester: still more linux (even though both were pretty much basics), more cisco network shit
6th semester: i don't even remember but little to no coding
7th semester: python (with someone who didn't give a damn), and other shit that no one gave a damn pretty much

Overall 4 years wasted where only like 6-12 months tops could be considered somewhat worthwhile

sounds a lot better than mine tbh

we had PHP first <:ThinKMS:451512559229730817>

tfw to dumb to finish uni

At least it got me a job

same

i didn't even go to college to learn, just to get contacts for internship

which is how i got my job

i've learned fuck all during those 4 years

Internship => job (tho probably I will just use it as a stepping stone because full-stack is probably not for me)

imagine going to uni to become web dev

<:hms:311152554618912768>

imagine not doing embedded dev

with the chad C

vs the virgin web framework of the month

backend poo dev here <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

asp.net core is actually decent

Last I checked the best paid programming language in Poland was Java

But I'm not greedy enough to go there

I'm more of a Spring guy myself <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

best paid is still poor in poland

t. eastern eu fag

boys im about to fall for the thinkpad meme

i need a comfy machine to watch cartoons in bed

macbook pro 2018

that's called a tablet

tablets are all shit

thinkpad screens are garbage

yes thats what im worried about too

but there are decent t430s for like 100 eur

i might just get one to see it myself

Install an arduino chip in your brain to stream and do some remote control on your PC to watch cartoons in bed

stop watching chinese cartoons?

T420

it's 5 pounds

t420 is more expensive than t430 <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

>tablets are all shit

mi pad 4 dear

get mipad friend

god damn it these housings on the monk lite don't want to come apart.

Doesn't work like the regular EMX500 housings do

laptops are shit too but

thinkpads are the least shit for a power user

maybe an old macbook if you want a good screen

I will get an x220 with ips screen <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@epi Even X250 machines are pretty cheap these days. Very modern. That means they're very good.

those are above 200 eur in my cunt

too much

That's not even 1 eur per x.

Great deal.

https://i.imgur.com/fMtm9JB.jpg

what the fuck

it's sunday

what eastern european post office works on a sunday

don't play with my feelings ebay

They probably saw your package and started working extra hard to deliver you your BadDragon faster

i heard they’re top tier

i might get one

@sum this bad dragon has 25 year warraty

you can even hand it down to your kids when you're finished with it

<:haHAA:525103308562759700>

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

That's not okay

lol

matthew the future father is concerned

Imagine being a kid and looking through your dad's old shit and you find like $2,000 in vintage dragon dildos

I'm sure Matthew's weird shit cabinet is just as traumatizing

Its actually meh

Bordering on wholesome

what are you, weird shit connoisseur?

I like to think I am.

We have counnoisseurs of all kinds

you're a flashlight connoisseur

we even have a <@532967809622343685>

also knife and multitool

<@532967809622343685> I really hope you're about mechanical capture devices.

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@Cole Mousetrap Mondays

I'm ok with this

https://youtu.be/p_Zz3QrfOmM

<@532967809622343685> can you solve the fap or trap challenges for me?

My "weird shit" is just things like skulls, animal skins, and preserved specimens

Not a silicone recreation of a dog dick that I cram up my ass

preserved space semen would be interesting

https://youtu.be/NMLY5SjnDvU

@Cole oh yes knives too

and multitools

having like 4 with the fourth one on the way counts right

Sorry for the interuption, but is there a mod who can confirm or deny weather or not a user by the name of AstroJannah got banned from this server for posting cp?

ping mod role fren

<@&209260592911876096>

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

What is happening

@Tribit apparently you are the one to ask

Yes he was banned

Did this pedo post cp or what

He linked and posted screencaps of a pedo discord

So yea

Thank you for your time

screencaps? so there was legit shit in there

the plot thickens

i thought he was banned for terrorism?

*sniiffffff* is that cp I smell?

He posted a screenshot of the invite and linked to the /b/ thread it was posted in

No he's not getting unbanned

oof real conflicting stories hrs

the only person i would ever want to be unbanned (and who was banned wrongfully) is feelio

deets <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

wait no deets left by himself

So he shouldnt. A shit storm kicked off in a small offshoot webdev discord where a finn amd his trans counterpart is accusing him of pedoposting, he obviously denies these allegations

Its pretty juicy stuff

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Action: Ban
User: AstroJannah#6675 (404013709250527253)
Reason: Linking to illegal content

Case 5•24/11/2018

*a finn and his trans counterpart* <:thonk:288060975775612929>
I have a feeling I know these people

there's something about them that sounds familiar

<:madjoy:467585605069570055>

was he banned for loli or straight up cp tho?

apparently a link to a /b/ thread which had cp in it

and a screenshot of a discord invite to a pedo discord server

from what i have gathered

yikes

Pretty much

https://youtu.be/JRkm5cAwwQE

They are like tiny roos

not trap until proven otherwise

*shiver*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwDGReApaB0

reiko....

you arent perchance from that one discord server

reikos harem are you?

<:monkaS:422069175964663817>

I thought that Reiko got shut down

But then another guy started anuddah dungeon up

Begone disgusting homo

<:monkaO:422069336925011969>

Vade retro satanas

<:fasces:528664059302641724> <:thinking01:316199780114235394> <:fasces:528664059302641724>

Wait, isnt reiko the fag who forces other fags to take hrt after collecting thier dox and threatening to release thier nudes?

yea