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My study technique right now is amazing. The assignment for the week is to read and review a book. NES Tetris + speech synthesizer = good times.
They'll sleep all day, and when you get home they'll cuddle with you.
Dogs are great.
Doesn't John deserve the unconditional love of a dog?
I want a dog but not until I can time it so it dies first and then I die shortly after.
So a murder suicide thing with your pet?
No, retard
Seems a bit over the top.
I want to outlive everyone I like
Do you like anyone?
I have a list
Am I on the list
I dont need to worry about you
Your caffeine consumption, regular migranes and other life style choices will take care of that.
Gf cooked ribs that had been frozen for 2 years. They were still good. Nice.
Nice does that
โบ
So do you want to fuck maids on a giant skateboard? Have sex with maids in a skate park? Be the maid being banged under the halfpipe?
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
Maybe he thinks they're cool, not sexual.
Impossible
None of the pics he sends are ever sexual or suggestive tho
I can read inbetween the lines
He is kneading his crotch the whole time.
John this is ๐ฝ
Generally prefer whiskey at room temp ir in a slightly chilled glass.
But what is it?
Why fucking bother at that point?
Frying broccoli makes it bad, steamed or stirfried is way better
John, are you saying that maid uniforms aren't cute?
Don't dodge the question. Just answer it: are maid outfits cute
They are as atractive as anything else on attractive girls
@NiceBear the florets tend to absorb batter but also the grease so it becomes dense, greasy and generally unappealing
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๐ really, *really* do it for me.
@NiceBear my gf has those. She was born with cataracts in both eyes, and the procedure to remove them hadn't been perfected yet, so they just removed both of the lenses in her eyes, so the glasses have to pull double duty
Just plop dead people's corneas on her, call it a day
But think about it
Wearing them all day, then when she takes them off, *you know it's go time*.
๐ค
๐ฉ ๐
lol
u guys use rooted fones btw?
@Eshan Chow eat a Dick, wang
nice
I have to
miui?
My s5 is too old to run well on its original OS
Had to clear out all the bloatware
why are you sticking with the s5
removable battery?
Partially
Also IR Transmitter
For some of my projects it's nice to have an easily programmable ir remote
Also I can't afford an upgrade
nice
i used to use a v20 for those exact reasons
My disposable income goes mostly to hentai games and visual novels
And occasionally other games
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck did you beat Newton
Not had the time to play it recently
Second semester of uni picked up over the past 3 weeks
Only reached the first h scene so far
Have been saving up though. Going to upgrade my mountain bike by slapping a 1000w hub motor from Ali on it
>1000w
jesus im using a 36w motor rn
Nyoom
I live 3 miles from uni, but there's a fuck tonne of hills between me and there
>just run lol
Yeah
It's good for cardio, but either I have to go really slow or do my lectures post cardio workout i.e. sweaty
hills just give me cross country flashbacks
lol
I'm usually running late, because I do what I'm doing now
So a 20 min trip takes 8
So I can make it on time to lectures
No
>no
o shit
Is Captain Falcon a manlet or is Inkling just huge <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
anyone who plays ness can kill themselves
All I need in the morning is a quick shower and my half litre of espresso to put in my thermos
Uni has been good for my health
Cycling a lot more and skipping 1-2 meals a day because I oversleep and have long days with little to no lunch break
I say long days, though its nothing compared to high school/working full time.
@mathew Are you elite?
@Eshan Chow fuck off, Ping
noted
Anyhow, waking up in 3 hours, night
Finally unlocked waifu
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I should buy a cotton candy machine https://youtu.be/b9HD5wPxZiQ
>John finally reveals his fetish
HAEEEEEEEEEE HEHE EEEEEE, this youtube guy cracks me up.
Nervous looking working girls in incredibly unflattering uniforms?
Ask her to a date
Why so grumpy, matth?
Absolute fucking what? https://www.nokia.com/phones/en_int/nokia-9-pureview
What the fuck is going on in Finland?
Trypophobia the phone
MOAR LENSES
@kontroll lmao if you think that's bad take a look at the light l16
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Nokia only did this because:
Cameras are for plebs
Camera phones are the future
they're partnered with light for their special camera algo asic bullshit
and theyre known for wacky ass cameras since the 1020 pureview with its 42mp sensor
Shit's fucked up.
@kontroll have you ever tried not having such strong opinions about everything
No, fuck you.
You're like John but gay
I fear no man.
But this thing, it scares me.
Have you ever tried not sucking off companies?
Fuck you matt
And fuck you kontroll, stop being an unironic pagan.
No dog havin' ass busta
A what now?
We're bullying John into getting a dog, remember?
Bullying? I thought getting a dog was common sense.
It is! Only a fool would willingly go without a canine companion!
AMERICA
o b s e s s e d
Effort
Is that radiator a room heating one
Sure looks it
Or to a bigass truck
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Do euros really live this way
That's weird as fuck... I see floral patterns and shit, and I immediately think eastern european.
But it's not filthy. This confuses me.
Yes it is a room heater
Lets promote season 8 with a pig
You don't like the arya stark actress? Is that it?
@Hiruzen#7696 EXPLAIN
Oh yeah. He's dead.
Fedora shill.
Should've been a longer delay, that's all.
Huh it doesn't look that bad tbh
LOOK AT THAT DYNAMIC RANGE
IT LOOKS LIKE A WATERCOLOUR PAINTING
> camera sperging
You won't take good pictures anyways, why do you care
that
is very true
however
holy fuck that camera is an abomination
>Engineers and paid professionals
>some aussie with an anime avatar
I wonder who's opinion is worth more
"""paid professionals"""
Sorry. I know the idea of being paid or having a profession is foreign to you
I mean their target market for the Realme is pajeets and they're all complaining so I guess it aint selling well
@Matthew her character went from. Semi likeable to Smug Loli face.. all the tims
Please don't use the term loli when speaking about real children. It is extremely xreepy
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
She is 13-14 in the series
And cmon. She has a smug loli face
That's one hell of an ugly boy.
>he
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
My biggest problem is that everybodz became literally perfect
With no flaw
How so?
King of North is still a pussy
Dragon queen turned into a thot as soon as broad nordic boi came in
Older sister is useless
Cersei some wrecked ship that goes full soduko
Some oracle too stupid for his own good
King of North literally got revived, and fucked the Dragon Thot who was already perfect
Except for the assassin marry sue its all some tumblr tier
Fuck I hate her
I hope she die but she won't
>dragon thot who was already perfect
Wat
People think shes perfect
They literally think shes perfect
Thot and perfect are mutually exclusive
csg is fucking dead bros
huohh why
Kimichi
Haven't bought chinkshit for 4months now
My N word
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>I haven't listened to a particular band so it must be dead
<:radthonk:318079469376110597>
>band analogy <:thonk:288060975775612929>
Jokes on you Kimichi I just ordered 12 things
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
post
Dont laugh
<:boomer:480046032546168863>
are the acdc's still alive? <:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐
https://soundcloud.com/moeshop/notice?in=moeshop/sets/moe-moe this is better than it has any right to be
>bluetooth lightstrip >switch ๐ฒ
I told you don't laugh
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
For my virginroom
oh its you hungarybro
Yes yes
The dood who gave you Valkyre I think
Ot some weeb game
berseria
never finished it but put some 30ish hours
<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>
Nice. So it was not worthless monet
... money
syke, sold it back to some bloke on g2a thanks for the $3 idiot
<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>
Motherfuck
Started work 1h later than usual and now I have to work till 6PM than 5PM
Fucking winter and comfy bed <:angery:518855299277520923>
not going to work everyday at 5 or 6am to leave early
millenials plz
Back in my vacatioin days where I went to BMW to work we had two shifts, one that started at 5:45-14:45 and the other 14:45-00:00
It was real fun waking up at 4am
Based tervy
<:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐
best morning i have had have been when i need to be 4am to start prepping for day and leave 12am
you can drone the shit out of anything you do and nobody cares about your plank stare nor 5 minutes of i just sit there drinking this quadro espresso
these days i wish i had even more white collar job specialy one what could allow me those 4-5am to midday work times
its most productive time for me sadly
why i hate sleeping late (to 10am) as i know rest of the day is wasted pretty much
@Lesi >he doesn't have a HDMI cable plugged in the TV to use for gaming
OH NO NO NO
Morning working is chill, everyone is still a bit cozy and you can get stuff done without noisance. It's the mid day when clients and customers make your work a clustering mess..
yeah
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