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2019-02-26 02:43:50 UTC

My study technique right now is amazing. The assignment for the week is to read and review a book. NES Tetris + speech synthesizer = good times.

2019-02-26 02:43:52 UTC

They'll sleep all day, and when you get home they'll cuddle with you.

2019-02-26 02:44:18 UTC

@kontroll shut up bitch we're brainwashing John into getting a dog.

2019-02-26 02:44:29 UTC

Dogs are great.

2019-02-26 02:45:27 UTC

Doesn't John deserve the unconditional love of a dog?

2019-02-26 02:45:44 UTC

I want a dog but not until I can time it so it dies first and then I die shortly after.

2019-02-26 02:46:08 UTC

So a murder suicide thing with your pet?

2019-02-26 02:46:14 UTC

No, retard

2019-02-26 02:46:14 UTC

Seems a bit over the top.

2019-02-26 02:46:38 UTC

I want to outlive everyone I like

2019-02-26 02:47:00 UTC

Do you like anyone?

2019-02-26 02:47:16 UTC

I have a list

2019-02-26 02:47:52 UTC

Am I on the list

2019-02-26 02:48:04 UTC

I dont need to worry about you

2019-02-26 02:48:58 UTC

Your caffeine consumption, regular migranes and other life style choices will take care of that.

2019-02-26 02:51:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549785436042559491/20190225_205040.jpg

2019-02-26 02:58:06 UTC

Gf cooked ribs that had been frozen for 2 years. They were still good. Nice.

2019-02-26 02:59:36 UTC

Nice does that

2019-02-26 02:59:38 UTC

โ˜บ

2019-02-26 03:00:42 UTC

So do you want to fuck maids on a giant skateboard? Have sex with maids in a skate park? Be the maid being banged under the halfpipe?

2019-02-26 03:00:45 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-26 03:02:37 UTC

Maybe he thinks they're cool, not sexual.

2019-02-26 03:02:49 UTC

Impossible

2019-02-26 03:02:57 UTC

None of the pics he sends are ever sexual or suggestive tho

2019-02-26 03:03:08 UTC

I can read inbetween the lines

2019-02-26 03:03:37 UTC

He is kneading his crotch the whole time.

2019-02-26 03:04:29 UTC

John this is ๐Ÿ“ฝ

2019-02-26 03:05:54 UTC

Generally prefer whiskey at room temp ir in a slightly chilled glass.

2019-02-26 03:06:18 UTC

@Matthew its clear nicebear has a thing for maids

2019-02-26 03:06:22 UTC

But what is it?

2019-02-26 03:06:55 UTC

Why fucking bother at that point?

2019-02-26 03:08:07 UTC

Frying broccoli makes it bad, steamed or stirfried is way better

2019-02-26 03:08:29 UTC

John, are you saying that maid uniforms aren't cute?

2019-02-26 03:08:50 UTC

Don't dodge the question. Just answer it: are maid outfits cute

2019-02-26 03:10:22 UTC

They are as atractive as anything else on attractive girls

2019-02-26 03:13:11 UTC

@NiceBear the florets tend to absorb batter but also the grease so it becomes dense, greasy and generally unappealing

2019-02-26 03:16:25 UTC

๐Ÿ“ฝ

2019-02-26 03:16:58 UTC

๐Ÿ‘“ really, *really* do it for me.

2019-02-26 03:20:50 UTC

@NiceBear my gf has those. She was born with cataracts in both eyes, and the procedure to remove them hadn't been perfected yet, so they just removed both of the lenses in her eyes, so the glasses have to pull double duty

2019-02-26 03:21:28 UTC

Just plop dead people's corneas on her, call it a day

2019-02-26 03:21:46 UTC

@johnfrum scarring prevents that

2019-02-26 03:23:57 UTC

But think about it

2019-02-26 03:24:28 UTC

Wearing them all day, then when she takes them off, *you know it's go time*.

2019-02-26 03:24:44 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค

2019-02-26 03:24:50 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-26 03:26:30 UTC

lol

2019-02-26 03:35:00 UTC

u guys use rooted fones btw?

2019-02-26 03:35:36 UTC

@Eshan Chow eat a Dick, wang

2019-02-26 03:35:45 UTC

nice

2019-02-26 03:36:16 UTC

I have to

2019-02-26 03:36:34 UTC

miui?

2019-02-26 03:36:40 UTC

My s5 is too old to run well on its original OS

2019-02-26 03:37:15 UTC

Had to clear out all the bloatware

2019-02-26 03:37:22 UTC

why are you sticking with the s5

2019-02-26 03:37:27 UTC

removable battery?

2019-02-26 03:37:33 UTC

Partially

2019-02-26 03:37:48 UTC

Also IR Transmitter

2019-02-26 03:38:26 UTC

For some of my projects it's nice to have an easily programmable ir remote

2019-02-26 03:38:49 UTC

Also I can't afford an upgrade

2019-02-26 03:38:52 UTC

nice

2019-02-26 03:39:00 UTC

i used to use a v20 for those exact reasons

2019-02-26 03:39:18 UTC

My disposable income goes mostly to hentai games and visual novels

2019-02-26 03:39:33 UTC

And occasionally other games

2019-02-26 03:39:42 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck did you beat Newton

2019-02-26 03:40:00 UTC

Not had the time to play it recently

2019-02-26 03:40:17 UTC

Second semester of uni picked up over the past 3 weeks

2019-02-26 03:40:28 UTC

Only reached the first h scene so far

2019-02-26 03:41:45 UTC

Have been saving up though. Going to upgrade my mountain bike by slapping a 1000w hub motor from Ali on it

2019-02-26 03:42:05 UTC

>1000w

2019-02-26 03:42:21 UTC

jesus im using a 36w motor rn

2019-02-26 03:42:22 UTC

Nyoom

2019-02-26 03:42:58 UTC

I live 3 miles from uni, but there's a fuck tonne of hills between me and there

2019-02-26 03:43:29 UTC

>just run lol

2019-02-26 03:43:30 UTC

Yeah

2019-02-26 03:44:21 UTC

It's good for cardio, but either I have to go really slow or do my lectures post cardio workout i.e. sweaty

2019-02-26 03:44:41 UTC

hills just give me cross country flashbacks

2019-02-26 03:45:07 UTC

lol

2019-02-26 03:45:18 UTC

I'm usually running late, because I do what I'm doing now

2019-02-26 03:45:27 UTC

So a 20 min trip takes 8

2019-02-26 03:45:54 UTC

So I can make it on time to lectures

2019-02-26 03:45:59 UTC

No

2019-02-26 03:46:00 UTC

>no

2019-02-26 03:46:02 UTC

o shit

2019-02-26 03:46:26 UTC

Is Captain Falcon a manlet or is Inkling just huge <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549799379549028385/20190225_214523.jpg

2019-02-26 03:46:46 UTC

anyone who plays ness can kill themselves

2019-02-26 03:46:52 UTC

All I need in the morning is a quick shower and my half litre of espresso to put in my thermos

2019-02-26 03:47:06 UTC

Uni has been good for my health

2019-02-26 03:47:49 UTC

Cycling a lot more and skipping 1-2 meals a day because I oversleep and have long days with little to no lunch break

2019-02-26 03:48:33 UTC

I say long days, though its nothing compared to high school/working full time.

2019-02-26 03:48:40 UTC

@mathew Are you elite?

2019-02-26 03:48:59 UTC

@Eshan Chow fuck off, Ping

2019-02-26 03:49:15 UTC

noted

2019-02-26 03:49:24 UTC

Anyhow, waking up in 3 hours, night

2019-02-26 04:05:23 UTC

Finally unlocked waifu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549804146539102259/20190225_220504.jpg

2019-02-26 04:05:30 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-26 04:27:32 UTC

I should buy a cotton candy machine https://youtu.be/b9HD5wPxZiQ

2019-02-26 04:28:00 UTC

>John finally reveals his fetish

2019-02-26 04:28:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549809865523200027/1546560874583.jpg

2019-02-26 04:28:14 UTC

HAEEEEEEEEEE HEHE EEEEEE, this youtube guy cracks me up.

2019-02-26 04:28:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549809906220531712/unknown.png

2019-02-26 04:28:46 UTC

Nervous looking working girls in incredibly unflattering uniforms?

2019-02-26 04:29:43 UTC

Ask her to a date

2019-02-26 04:33:20 UTC

@Sdeck37 fuck you

2019-02-26 04:34:04 UTC

Why so grumpy, matth?

2019-02-26 04:38:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549812438439297024/1550765857383.gif

2019-02-26 04:40:14 UTC
2019-02-26 04:40:22 UTC

What the fuck is going on in Finland?

2019-02-26 04:41:38 UTC

Trypophobia the phone

2019-02-26 04:42:15 UTC

MOAR LENSES

2019-02-26 04:42:38 UTC

@kontroll lmao if you think that's bad take a look at the light l16

2019-02-26 04:43:04 UTC

?????????????????????

2019-02-26 04:43:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549813631903203338/15511561724015202866322085915635.jpg

2019-02-26 04:43:09 UTC

??????????????????????????????????

2019-02-26 04:43:37 UTC

Nokia only did this because:

2019-02-26 04:44:11 UTC

Cameras are for plebs

2019-02-26 04:44:26 UTC

Camera phones are the future

2019-02-26 04:44:34 UTC

they're partnered with light for their special camera algo asic bullshit

and theyre known for wacky ass cameras since the 1020 pureview with its 42mp sensor

2019-02-26 04:45:26 UTC

Shit's fucked up.

2019-02-26 04:46:33 UTC

@kontroll have you ever tried not having such strong opinions about everything

2019-02-26 04:46:44 UTC

No, fuck you.

2019-02-26 04:46:46 UTC

You're like John but gay

2019-02-26 04:46:47 UTC

I fear no man.


But this thing, it scares me.

2019-02-26 04:46:48 UTC

Have you ever tried not sucking off companies?

2019-02-26 04:46:56 UTC

Fuck you matt

2019-02-26 04:47:16 UTC

And fuck you kontroll, stop being an unironic pagan.

2019-02-26 04:54:16 UTC

@johnfrum fuck you too

2019-02-26 04:54:32 UTC

No dog havin' ass busta

2019-02-26 05:01:13 UTC

A what now?

2019-02-26 05:02:57 UTC

We're bullying John into getting a dog, remember?

2019-02-26 05:03:25 UTC

Bullying? I thought getting a dog was common sense.

2019-02-26 05:03:50 UTC

It is! Only a fool would willingly go without a canine companion!

2019-02-26 06:23:10 UTC

@johnfrum call in to work tomorrow. Go to the Humane society.

2019-02-26 06:29:45 UTC

AMERICA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549840477348823339/Get_In_Line.webm

2019-02-26 06:38:16 UTC

o b s e s s e d

2019-02-26 06:39:48 UTC

@Goz3rr capitalize it or it doesn't count

2019-02-26 06:40:54 UTC

Effort

2019-02-26 06:42:36 UTC

Is that radiator a room heating one

2019-02-26 06:42:49 UTC

Sure looks it

2019-02-26 06:42:59 UTC

Or to a bigass truck

2019-02-26 06:43:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549843900513386506/Cheesy_Sausage_and_Beans_Recipe.webm

2019-02-26 06:43:36 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-26 06:43:49 UTC

Do euros really live this way

2019-02-26 06:44:37 UTC

That's weird as fuck... I see floral patterns and shit, and I immediately think eastern european.

2019-02-26 06:44:46 UTC

But it's not filthy. This confuses me.

2019-02-26 06:45:28 UTC

Yes it is a room heater

2019-02-26 06:47:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549844937466970123/Screenshot_2019-02-26-07-47-06-968_com.google.android.youtube.png

2019-02-26 06:47:31 UTC

Lets promote season 8 with a pig

2019-02-26 06:50:12 UTC

@Lesi I don't understand what you're trying to say.

2019-02-26 06:50:34 UTC

You don't like the arya stark actress? Is that it?

2019-02-26 07:00:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549848099632185344/Mashed_Potato_Vending_Machine_In_Singapore_711.webm

2019-02-26 07:00:41 UTC

@Hiruzen#7696 EXPLAIN

2019-02-26 07:00:54 UTC

Oh yeah. He's dead.

2019-02-26 07:00:59 UTC

Fedora shill.

2019-02-26 07:06:33 UTC

Should've been a longer delay, that's all.

2019-02-26 07:15:35 UTC

Huh it doesn't look that bad tbh

2019-02-26 07:20:34 UTC

LOOK AT THAT DYNAMIC RANGE

2019-02-26 07:20:45 UTC

IT LOOKS LIKE A WATERCOLOUR PAINTING

2019-02-26 07:21:35 UTC

> camera sperging

2019-02-26 07:21:53 UTC

You won't take good pictures anyways, why do you care

2019-02-26 07:21:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549853621164965898/id.jpg

2019-02-26 07:22:29 UTC

that

2019-02-26 07:22:32 UTC

is very true

2019-02-26 07:22:33 UTC

however

2019-02-26 07:22:44 UTC

holy fuck that camera is an abomination

2019-02-26 07:23:42 UTC

>Engineers and paid professionals
>some aussie with an anime avatar

2019-02-26 07:23:50 UTC

I wonder who's opinion is worth more

2019-02-26 07:24:04 UTC

"""paid professionals"""

2019-02-26 07:24:29 UTC

Sorry. I know the idea of being paid or having a profession is foreign to you

2019-02-26 07:25:20 UTC

I mean their target market for the Realme is pajeets and they're all complaining so I guess it aint selling well

2019-02-26 07:28:16 UTC

@Matthew her character went from. Semi likeable to Smug Loli face.. all the tims

2019-02-26 07:29:06 UTC

Please don't use the term loli when speaking about real children. It is extremely xreepy

2019-02-26 07:29:13 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-26 07:29:27 UTC

She is 13-14 in the series

2019-02-26 07:29:57 UTC

And cmon. She has a smug loli face

2019-02-26 07:30:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549855846872514571/Screenshot_2019-02-26-08-30-29-485_com.android.chrome.png

2019-02-26 07:31:52 UTC

That's one hell of an ugly boy.

2019-02-26 07:32:00 UTC

>he

2019-02-26 07:32:05 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-26 07:32:55 UTC

My biggest problem is that everybodz became literally perfect

2019-02-26 07:32:58 UTC

With no flaw

2019-02-26 07:39:58 UTC

How so?

2019-02-26 07:40:11 UTC

King of North is still a pussy

2019-02-26 07:41:06 UTC

Dragon queen turned into a thot as soon as broad nordic boi came in

2019-02-26 07:41:18 UTC

Older sister is useless

2019-02-26 07:42:02 UTC

Cersei some wrecked ship that goes full soduko

2019-02-26 07:42:51 UTC

Some oracle too stupid for his own good

2019-02-26 07:50:29 UTC

King of North literally got revived, and fucked the Dragon Thot who was already perfect

2019-02-26 07:50:33 UTC

Except for the assassin marry sue its all some tumblr tier

2019-02-26 07:50:44 UTC

Fuck I hate her

2019-02-26 07:50:53 UTC

I hope she die but she won't

2019-02-26 07:50:57 UTC

>dragon thot who was already perfect

2019-02-26 07:51:06 UTC

Wat

2019-02-26 07:51:06 UTC

People think shes perfect

2019-02-26 07:51:19 UTC

They literally think shes perfect

2019-02-26 07:51:22 UTC

Thot and perfect are mutually exclusive

2019-02-26 08:33:16 UTC

csg is fucking dead bros

2019-02-26 08:34:03 UTC

huohh why

2019-02-26 08:36:44 UTC

Kimichi

2019-02-26 08:36:46 UTC

Haven't bought chinkshit for 4months now

2019-02-26 08:36:47 UTC

My N word

2019-02-26 08:36:55 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2019-02-26 08:37:02 UTC

>I haven't listened to a particular band so it must be dead

2019-02-26 08:37:08 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2019-02-26 08:37:21 UTC

>band analogy <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-26 08:37:31 UTC

Jokes on you Kimichi I just ordered 12 things

2019-02-26 08:37:37 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-02-26 08:37:41 UTC

post

2019-02-26 08:37:50 UTC

Dont laugh

2019-02-26 08:38:50 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-02-26 08:39:13 UTC

are the acdc's still alive? <:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-02-26 08:39:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549873217125482496/Screenshot_2019-02-26-09-38-06-637_com.alibaba.aliexpresshd.png

2019-02-26 08:39:56 UTC

https://soundcloud.com/moeshop/notice?in=moeshop/sets/moe-moe this is better than it has any right to be

2019-02-26 08:40:51 UTC

>bluetooth lightstrip >switch ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

2019-02-26 08:41:44 UTC

I told you don't laugh

2019-02-26 08:41:51 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-02-26 08:42:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/549873808794845194/1545069162000.jpg

2019-02-26 08:42:12 UTC

For my virginroom

2019-02-26 08:44:52 UTC

oh its you hungarybro

2019-02-26 08:44:59 UTC

Yes yes

2019-02-26 08:45:40 UTC

The dood who gave you Valkyre I think

2019-02-26 08:45:43 UTC

Ot some weeb game

2019-02-26 08:46:31 UTC

berseria

2019-02-26 08:46:40 UTC

never finished it but put some 30ish hours

2019-02-26 08:46:51 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-02-26 08:55:12 UTC

Nice. So it was not worthless monet

2019-02-26 08:55:16 UTC

... money

2019-02-26 08:57:05 UTC

syke, sold it back to some bloke on g2a thanks for the $3 idiot

2019-02-26 09:19:01 UTC

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-02-26 09:24:39 UTC

Motherfuck

2019-02-26 09:24:52 UTC

Started work 1h later than usual and now I have to work till 6PM than 5PM

2019-02-26 09:25:00 UTC

Fucking winter and comfy bed <:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-02-26 09:26:01 UTC

not going to work everyday at 5 or 6am to leave early

2019-02-26 09:26:11 UTC

millenials plz

2019-02-26 09:27:01 UTC

Back in my vacatioin days where I went to BMW to work we had two shifts, one that started at 5:45-14:45 and the other 14:45-00:00

2019-02-26 09:27:12 UTC

It was real fun waking up at 4am

2019-02-26 09:30:05 UTC

Based tervy

2019-02-26 09:30:10 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-02-26 09:35:55 UTC

best morning i have had have been when i need to be 4am to start prepping for day and leave 12am

2019-02-26 09:36:30 UTC

you can drone the shit out of anything you do and nobody cares about your plank stare nor 5 minutes of i just sit there drinking this quadro espresso

2019-02-26 09:38:14 UTC

these days i wish i had even more white collar job specialy one what could allow me those 4-5am to midday work times

2019-02-26 09:39:35 UTC

its most productive time for me sadly

2019-02-26 09:40:41 UTC

why i hate sleeping late (to 10am) as i know rest of the day is wasted pretty much

2019-02-26 09:50:18 UTC

@Lesi >he doesn't have a HDMI cable plugged in the TV to use for gaming

2019-02-26 09:50:20 UTC

OH NO NO NO

2019-02-26 09:59:03 UTC

Morning working is chill, everyone is still a bit cozy and you can get stuff done without noisance. It's the mid day when clients and customers make your work a clustering mess..

2019-02-26 10:05:41 UTC

yeah

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