@Matthew https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Mugler/A-Men-Pure-Havane-11444.html You look at that and tell me it doesn't sound at least decent.

>communist perfume

Big gay in here

I don't think I've smelled 75% of that shit to tell you if I think it'd smell good all together

/shrug

I bought a bottle and now they send me Christmas ornaments.

R E C E D I N G H A I R L I N E

Tom Scott is that you

Huuuuh

I miss @patrick

Real lavender hours

Real grooming hours

Real H E T E R O F L E X I B L E hours

Jacksfilms is that you

Literally who

Some fag

Also, selfies aren't allowed here so

Righto

Jacksfilms looks like he was created in Oblivion's character creator

Hey be nice

You fiveheads need to stick together

@futuremoe What's the big Creed fragrance that isn't Green Irish Tweed?

The one they don't have any QC for

>Creed

Different Creed

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

UNDER THE SUNLIGHT

It was actually started by the guy who played Creed on The Office

WELCOME TO THIS PLACE, I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING

what was the *other* song by creed?

Suddenly I'm only, like, the third gayest guy here.

https://youtu.be/J16lInLZRms

Oh yes.

@Matthew

I know how much you love my autistic little collections.

Tims came after patrick?

Huh

<:huh:527482704191815681>

This is how I imagine you, except with tools and knickknacks instead of weebshit.

That's the "inspired by a true story" version, not the "based on a true story" version.

What on earth does that even mean

My chair isn't that bad.

Huh. I don't know if I should be excited or disappointed in myself. I just found my missing pair of nice underwear. It's been hidden in the corner of my room for a couple months at least.

Crusty?

Nah, it's clean. It was out to dry (nice dont-run-this-through-the-dryer stuff), think I just checked it outta the way when someone came over so I didn't have underwear laying around.

You concern me. You're like a bizarro version of myself. Super gay and organized, whereas I'm cluttered and masculine. I feel like I could learn a lot about myself by inverting whatever I learn about you.

How many pairs of shoes do you own

Just hidden back here in a corner, behind a League of Legends poster I'll probably never put on my bare walls, especially after I quit playing.

I have the pair of shoes that I wore before I got good boots a few years back, and I've since worn them out enough around the house that I can see a toe. I have 3 pairs of CAT Generator boots, one totally worn out, another that I probably just need a patch on the inner back to fix the lining, and my newest pair, and then a pair of nice Nike flip-flops.

Also I'm super cluttered. The organization goes with that, gotta have places to fit all the stuff, otherwise I gotta stop getting stuff.

5 pairs of shoes. Including 3 duplicates. Nice

Debating if it's worth trying to repair the worn pair. I don't think it is, I think the sole is too gone too.

Can't wait to see you start your wig collection, m8

Fuck that

Hate shit on my head.

What the fuck would I even need a wig for

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Give it another 20 years.

I can't tell if you're going for the gay or the hairline

is buying an addiction

no, dear

https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ

`Suddenly I'm only, like, the third gayest guy here.`

who's the third gay guy?

Krieger, then @Matthew, then myself.

Now that's music

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

>lookup docker examples
>first hit is nodejs

webdev was a mistake

I ate this canned chilli beans and now I cant stop shitting

and its burning shit too

My body is preparing itself for when I eventually get aids

Fucking hell Amazon. Package got delayed a bunch due to snow, which I get, and then they finally attempt delivery, but don't leave it because there wasn't a good location? My door isn't even visible from the street. And it was two shirts.

" We tried to deliver your package. Unfortunately we couldn’t find a secure location to leave your package unattended. We will try again. "

Yeah they didnt even try lol

I'm not gonna argue your gayness hierarchy there, but I will insist that the powergap of faggotry between @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor and myself is several Astronomical Units long

this

More like kilograms bigger

i saw a porn title yesterday "masturbating to a picture of matthews cock"

made my day

Is it because I fucked someone for crack

you did WHAT

>have sex
>get a flash drive
>nfsu2.exe
worth

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor it's okay to be gay but please don't be a whore to boot

A crackwhore, even

the only reason to be gay is for money

otherwise its homo

Make your parents proud, or at least stop shaming them

@NiceBear why do you feel the need to repost this image

Why isn't it down her throat?

please keep e621 to e621

@NiceBear <:blobstop:427568773143330829>

@timsandtoms

You have lingerie?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

I'm hungry, gf is gone until Thursday and I'm too lazy to cook

there are fries in the freezer

I don't even have any kind of sauce

should I eat the fries in poverty mode or order a pizza?

>the absolute state of our moderation team

<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Dip them in oyster scauce @porco

unironically?

I do have oyster sauce

Its pretty good

in my head it doesn't sound too bad

it would just be very salty fries

Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup

I just noticed there's a taco place nearby, I never had a taco in my life

Just a small amount is enough

should I order a taco?

Sure, irs hard to fuck up meat and veg in a starch

nvm they're all with corn

I'm allergic to corn

or intolerant? not sure if it's allergy but when I eat corn I immediately have to throw up

I don't even dislike the taste but my body simply rejects it

How the fuck are you allergic to corn?

no really, I eat corn, I throw up immediately

No wonder you go on random anti-burger rants.

do Americans eat much corn?

Yes

Its pretty nuch like 30% of all food all the time in ine form of the other

It's a staple of family dinners

Especially fried chicken

I quite like the taste but I just can't eat it for unknown reasons

Its even 10% of our our fuel

They put corn in EVERYTHING

Inb4 someone starts ranting about candy corn

I like candy corn

I do too

It's alright

is that actual corn?

Ironically thr best ones dont have corn syurp in them.

I get like one bag per halloween

Mellowcreme pumpkins are a bit better though

Its a vanilla flavored confection @porco

so it doesn't contain corn?

It just looks like cirn to represent the harvest season

Theres one brand that makes really shit ones

Probably the dollar general one

It usually contains corn derived sugar

But its not corn flavored

YES NICEBEAR WE KNOW SUGAR IS POISON

I'm too hungry to bant but imagine me saying something about "candy that looks like what you are collecting to represent harvest season makes American culture seem dull" in a very clever way

Fuck off

@porco take a picture of your cupboard and the inside of your fridge and i'll walk you through a meal

Tfw am an adult and can make my own tendies

@porco literally every holiday is based around some form of harvest, you retard

@NiceBear

Jesus

you have something that i can not fix

Fridge has eggs and some sauces

@Matthew

I found your awiss clone

Italian

Rootless international

Whatever

why what's wrong?

I barely buy things for more than a days worth because I live in the city

does that say ground fried fish

yes

that's ground fried fish

i use that as fertilizer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rousong

Its for puttin in soup or even on top of rice by itself

Its pretty nice

on top of rice

yes

I'll make rice with fish fluff

what fish

mystery fish

Probably pollack

🇵🇱?

Haha

Very funny

Fuck you

are all the ingredients in chink

OK fuck it

I'll get a pizza

https://www.eat.ch/en/restaurant/janni-pizza-z-rich/menu/8050#category-49138

what pizza should I get?

what are those chink white balls

that's tapioca balls for bubble tea

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

yes exactly

chink girls love it

personally I don't see the points of having tasteless balls in your tea

it looks more like a smoothie

no it's just green||black tea + milk + tapioca balls

is it served cold

you can usually choose

you never had a bubble tea?

really?

ive never heard of it

what country are you from?

ireland but lived in france , currently live in uk

may I know what your nearest large city is? I actually know a lot of bubble tea shops in the UK, and especially in Manchester I can suggest you a really good one

i even go to places that specifically serve tea and coffee

but never seen these there

i go to manchester often

places that serve good tea, don't serve bubble tea

o

it's the "cheap fast food" of teas

any near the chill factor in manchester

the indoor snowboard place

go to Manchester Chinatown, there's a little basement shop nearby the huge gate which has a sign "Hello I' from Taiwan"

I can tell you the name and the street later

i dont like going there.. you sometimes see dead chickens hanging from a ceiling

poor chicken

I'm afraid all the ones I know of are in the Chinatown district

>cant eat corn

🤣

i deadass bought a katana from that mall in chinatown when i was 13

no questions

just walked out

14*

what was your power level?

low, i was even wearing school uniform

>school uniform

Are u actually asian?

Or did you go to christian school?

i did, but most schools have a uniform

dont they even have them in america?

in retrospective, do you consider school uniforms a good thing?

Most dont

i do

In Germany they're talking about making them mandatory since ages, but it never happens

I remember most of the pro-school-uniform people argued that it would cut-out differences in social status of the children by making them all wear the same, instead of some wearing brands and some wearing cheap clothes

but I was one of those children who always had cheap clothes and was never bothered because of that by other children

I'm not sure how much of a real-world problem it is/was

makes the kids look sharp, has them represent the school and its one less thing to think about

are schools in the UK government-owned or private?

Uniforms are neat.

both

That should be all the reason you need.

do schools in the US not have crests?

I'm not 'Merican

thank God

But, I never heard of a school having a crest

what would they need one for?

dont know if its needed, its just something schools here have

^ in-group / out-group.

"We so proud of our institution, fuck everyone else!"

a crest for our blazers, ties and gym uniforms

and then separate crests for school houses