You are an actual idiot

he was making a fed joke

More like a bad joke

Anyway, take care of your gums.

kek

I can feel a migraine coming on.

@Matthew no problems mate

working as planned then

Hey fuck yourself buddy 😊

dont get an ulcer big guy

4 u

How seriously do you guys take bantz here? It's all chill, we're all friends

shutup faggot @Matthew

I take it very seriously

@Omoidasu Where do you live? I will drive to your house and shoot you in the fucking mouth

this is not a joke

you're gonna die

i'm from a culture where if you aren't having the piss taken out of you, then you are a part of the out-group

finally

do it pussy

Tell me where you live

report.

612 wharf avenue

Right next to the gentleman's club

got it

red bank NJ

the name's MC Pee Pants

meet up a st pauls airport

im NOT a giant spider

Alias: Little Brittle

what's up chucklefucks

My cholesterol

my dick

His dick

and to the left

>bent dick

LOL

bent dick is for extra pleasure

a childhood friend of mine had one that literallly bent in the middle going downwards

Why were you looking at your friends' dicks

uhh

what

it bent down?

wtf

| | poster

like this

inb4 banned for pporn

AND the slit was sideways?

Good god

kinda like an ant-eater

neat

thats bad

mine turns right

>right wing dick

born a conservative

Mine is short enough to not have a discernable curve

get rekt

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

aren't bends and deformities pretty common for circumcised men

idk

Lefteris got that Ben Shaftpiro style

but u can get it straightened

explain

@NiceBear Pull real hard

do you wear a cock-mold and take regular doses of viagra

idk

im sure it is on google

im not searching that shit

At least I'm not a foreskin restoration cuck

your genitals were butchered without your consent haha

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

how does it feel cocklet

Yeah but I'm not spending my adult life O B S E S S E D about it

I get along just fine 😊

man tries to cope with being a cocklet by pretending he is fine

I hope your son gets phimosis

kek

why , do you want some

Mmmm, smegma

im pretty sure smegma is fictional

you don't know smegma until you need a chisel to find your dick

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

b-but i read in my japanese graphic books that girls love smegma

Those same books also try to act like girls like tiny jap dick, sooooo

Remember some of those authors are female

So you never know when you will find a dick cheese connaisseur

Female(Male)

smegma isnt real

I think there was some article that majority of hentai artists that were making rape stuff were female

@NiceBear You're not gonna trick anyone into googling smegma

hey alexa

smegma

i can believe the majority of hentai artists in general are female

they are

women are more into script based porn

rather than videos

i mean imagine how hard, no pun intended, it would be for a man to draw porn

Apparently they have that moment of creating something hot but then masturbating just from that WIP and then never finishing it

stop masturbating

self-rape*

Nice is such a fake-chad

aren't chads meant to be hedonistic sluts

i am wholesome

Right, that's what I'm saying

and pure

you're all of the preachy egotism, and none of the actual quality of life

what do you mean by quality of life

because i'm pretty fit

🙄

not right now at least, but i'll be getting back into the swing of things soon

💪

>im pretty fit

>not right now

matt hates hearing about fit people

choose one fatty

I laugh

life circumstances prevent me from working out at this moment in time

(his fat wife is making him do all the housework)

i want a fat wife

I volunteer

Nice

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

finally you've always not wanted to be my fat gf

mathew is is asking to be cucked?

I guess popping the question was what won u over

Who are you

do we have history?

thats pawp you retard

No it fuckin' isn't

who

I think I might go get some Pizza.

stop eating carbs

Stop eating semen

no

lol

What do I want on my pizza, lads? 2 toppings

deep dish pizza

sardines are the only good topping

sardines and pineapple

remove sardines and eat seperately

What the hell is wrong with you people

i hope you dont get deep dish from lil caesars

throw pizza in trash

as someone who worked there, those pans were fucking nasty

Worse

as was the entire establishment

I'm going to the Dominoes up the street

i need to buy some canned sardines

great snacks

today we find out nicebear is an actual bear but the size of a human

gf is leaving with her friend soon, so I can eat my pizza in peace

tfw no cuckpizza

i eat a lot of fish. for a few years I was a pescatarian

Now you're just gay

something we relate with

just couldn't stay away from the meat

😏

Just checked my email

3 toppings, lads

large pizza not handmade ?

prefrozen ?

sardines, anchovies and caramelized mushrooms

I think handmade Pan is its own thing

...

@Matthew sardines, pineapple and raisins

The pizza email arrived literally 3 minutes before I mentioned wanting pziza

I hadn't seen it until just now

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

throw in olives if you feel extra frisky

make make a lamb and fish curry for tomorrow

Good reccs, lads

Sausage, Mushroom, and Pepperoni it is

fuckin' weirdos

fat and basic

have you ever even tried sardines

Gf loves sardines

she lays them on toast to soak the oils up, eats the fish, then gives the bread to the dog to help his coat

>eating fish

I prefer not to

i like to suck on them

Dicks?

and sardines

if I have to eat something that tastes like pussy I prefer it to be a pussy

Pineapple

>he's only had fishy pussy

*Sad!*

eastern europe life, mate

raise your standards, mate

i like eating fish heads while with company to make them uncomfortable

have you ever smelled used panties and were instantly reminded of a big mac?


then, when in mcdonalds with the same girl a few days later, you got hard while seeing the big mac menu?

Ok bear you're taking the Bear LARPing too serious now

people see it as gross for no reason

goes down all the same

so it's just me with the big mac?

shiet.

I feel like that's a copypasta

was gonna say

tbh ive never had a mcdonalds

had a milkshake from there once if that counts

i remember it being disgusting and way too thick

@Matthew it's not

I would know

you certainly aren't the first person to type those words

>nicebear reeks of sardines and protein farts all the time

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Literally a bear

protein farts can sometimes be an issue

>every word you ever use has been written by someone else before you

Stay away from my trashcans and blueberries

Wait. He said he can't work out right now

because he's a bear!

And it's winter!

I GET IT NOW

do bears like blueberries

Very much so

bears like food

do blueberries grow in clusters like grapes

yes

No

no

huh

If you find a blueberry patch enjoy but be aware and keep a look out for bear shits

Johnny's Outdoor Tipz

im imagining a bear trying to pick blueberries

They just bite the branch you dumb cunt

^

https://youtu.be/YZ5SfKY0gu0

john played red dead redemption

John doesn't vidya

>look out for bear shit

well its the natural thing to do when u are at no mans land

Yes? The foilage is probably too dense in areas of blue berry patch to determine if it was bear or deer for most folks but a big pile of decidedly not deer shit is pretty obvious.

big pile = scary

Do bears shit in the woods?

how can you tell bear shit from moose shit?

both big animals

both probably shit a lot

shape

bear shit is bear shaped?

Are you saying that from experience?

fucking moose

yes...

@Matthew listen I like Volvo too but that's a little too far

Bear

Moose

yeah moose do like balls