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2019-01-11 20:04:17 UTC

I need to be reminded

2019-01-11 20:04:22 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-01-11 21:53:00 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

2019-01-11 22:48:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533417062798721026/1546850814129.webm

2019-01-11 22:49:34 UTC

mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533417214435393539/unknown.png

2019-01-11 23:46:02 UTC

Huuuuug dead chat

2019-01-11 23:46:10 UTC

All mod's fault

2019-01-11 23:46:17 UTC

Banned all the funposters

2019-01-11 23:46:37 UTC

@porco hope you're proud of yourself, Happy Gilmore

2019-01-11 23:52:16 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451> * snap*

2019-01-11 23:52:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533433047568220180/1547073202286.png

2019-01-11 23:53:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533433245400825866/glhpnipcc7r01.jpg

2019-01-12 00:36:22 UTC

Anyone found anything nice within the Humble Winter sale shit

2019-01-12 00:38:47 UTC

nice

2019-01-12 00:45:55 UTC

Orange man bad

2019-01-12 00:58:43 UTC

O B S E S S E D

2019-01-12 01:02:40 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwpT-ihEZM <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2019-01-12 01:56:40 UTC

r8 my alien fox cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533464300371574814/Screenshot_2.png

2019-01-12 01:57:44 UTC

>not using sentinels

2019-01-12 01:57:48 UTC

0/10

2019-01-12 02:00:00 UTC

Sentinels became obsolete a while ago

2019-01-12 02:00:14 UTC

Get your info right if you want to shittalk

2019-01-12 02:01:08 UTC

Do you still need to log in and do shit otherwise they die

2019-01-12 02:01:11 UTC

If so they're obsolete as fuck

2019-01-12 02:01:11 UTC

@sum come fish with me

2019-01-12 02:01:30 UTC

Plains stuff is plain boring

2019-01-12 02:03:14 UTC

Even the new shit is still same old shit

2019-01-12 02:03:34 UTC

And all I got from it before being bored from it was like 2min "oh."

2019-01-12 02:04:54 UTC

Account name?

2019-01-12 02:07:57 UTC

XxX_Slut-Slayer_XxX

2019-01-12 02:10:14 UTC

pic related

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533467714208006154/356e0d4d783fd4da423ee465dbb1a742_original.png

2019-01-12 02:10:34 UTC

Just slap brazzers on it and you have a perfect porn parody title

2019-01-12 02:10:48 UTC

Nice job avoiding the question

2019-01-12 02:11:09 UTC

Good job specifying whose account you want to hack

2019-01-12 02:11:33 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry

2019-01-12 02:11:38 UTC

I was speaking about yours

2019-01-12 02:11:49 UTC

Not like I'm expecting to find anything interesting, considering you're poor as shit

2019-01-12 02:11:51 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-01-12 02:12:00 UTC

Probably should be Summoner

2019-01-12 02:12:18 UTC

Zr0?

2019-01-12 02:12:22 UTC

Yeah

2019-01-12 02:12:27 UTC

I didn't name the clan

2019-01-12 02:13:22 UTC

NiceBear has almost the same number of hours clocked in as you do

2019-01-12 02:13:23 UTC

lmao

2019-01-12 02:13:50 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2019-01-12 02:14:31 UTC

Either I will have to have a "warframe" craze again or they release some quest/non-plains shit

2019-01-12 02:14:53 UTC

Because last thing I want is to wait 3 mins before shit happens then do the shit, then wait again for shit to happen

2019-01-12 02:15:10 UTC

>he only had a rank 2 Kubrow

2019-01-12 02:15:17 UTC

>he thinks he can talk shit about pets

2019-01-12 02:15:17 UTC

lmao

2019-01-12 02:15:19 UTC

Get real

2019-01-12 02:15:34 UTC

>having any other pet rather than the one that autoscans shit for you

2019-01-12 02:16:01 UTC

Yeah, I guess you're right

2019-01-12 02:16:13 UTC

Those 200% critical chance buffs are clearly inferior

2019-01-12 02:16:29 UTC

Last I checked headshot with my sniper rifle killed any shit I needed it to

2019-01-12 02:16:46 UTC

>he uses sniper rifles in a game about hoardes of enemies

2019-01-12 02:16:48 UTC

Imagine

2019-01-12 02:16:53 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-01-12 02:17:08 UTC

>using snipers in any multiplayer

2019-01-12 02:17:09 UTC

Too bad your clantag or IGN doesn't have something to do with MLG

2019-01-12 02:17:10 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-01-12 02:17:13 UTC

Would've been funny

2019-01-12 02:17:17 UTC

>he ain't using azima

2019-01-12 02:17:25 UTC

>azima is a sniper rifle now

2019-01-12 02:17:34 UTC

Yeah, nevermind

2019-01-12 02:17:35 UTC

How did you made up that connection

2019-01-12 02:17:40 UTC

Like how

2019-01-12 02:17:59 UTC

What

2019-01-12 02:18:15 UTC

I was about to say azima for those other enemies that I don't need to focus with Vectis Prime

2019-01-12 02:18:35 UTC

Plus it's not like you kill every enemy you encounter

2019-01-12 02:18:48 UTC

And there's not THAT many enemies where VP is ineffective

2019-01-12 02:19:04 UTC

Unless something really changed that I have no idea of

2019-01-12 02:26:07 UTC

@Millwood >warframe
>multiplayer

2019-01-12 02:26:18 UTC

You're doing it wrong

2019-01-12 02:27:12 UTC

I kinda wish Digital Extremes made something that would scale your shit down if you wanted to play with friends

2019-01-12 02:27:38 UTC

Aka if you had someone low level in party, your stuff would scale to his, since trying to invite anyone to play kinda sucks

2019-01-12 02:28:25 UTC

Because either you create a new account and (kinda) waste time doing same shit you did already, play shit at his level in which you will most likely fall asleep, or get him to do shit you do normally in which he will die in 1 hit

2019-01-12 02:32:16 UTC

would be neat if they took warframe and made a good game out of it

2019-01-12 02:33:12 UTC

Would be nice if God took Europe and made a good continent out of it

2019-01-12 02:34:03 UTC

yeah

2019-01-12 02:34:06 UTC

europe vol 2

2019-01-12 02:34:10 UTC

Would be nice if God could come up with better names to divide Americas

2019-01-12 02:34:14 UTC

oh nooooooo

2019-01-12 02:34:21 UTC

I drank so much coffee I was up all night

2019-01-12 02:34:23 UTC

Warfrarame isn't multiauer?

2019-01-12 02:34:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2019-01-12 02:34:38 UTC

what if I fall asleep and something happens

2019-01-12 02:34:38 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-01-12 02:34:43 UTC

The one with better latina porn and the one with shitty fat porn

2019-01-12 02:34:47 UTC

Forgot the name, b-something

2019-01-12 02:34:49 UTC

>free single player games

2019-01-12 02:34:54 UTC

Why would you want to play warframe with other people?

2019-01-12 02:35:01 UTC

I bet it's as good as installing lfs

2019-01-12 02:35:15 UTC

lfs free demo

2019-01-12 02:35:18 UTC

where only 2 cars are available

2019-01-12 03:30:08 UTC

>warframe

2019-01-12 03:30:12 UTC

you're doing it wrong

2019-01-12 03:33:03 UTC

@Droidbot I hope someone cuts your skytether and you fall into the sky you euro-reject

2019-01-12 03:36:38 UTC

I hope a cop mistakes you for a black person and shoots you while you roll around on your mobility scooter burger

2019-01-12 03:38:48 UTC

Still best free online game was Tibia 8.1 on OTS

2019-01-12 03:38:53 UTC

change my mind
protip: you can't

2019-01-12 03:40:40 UTC

@Droidbot I hope you sneeze and your cork-hat hits you in the eye with one of the dangly bits

2019-01-12 03:43:09 UTC

Oh fuck, I'm starting to love Steam Controller more and more

2019-01-12 03:54:03 UTC

They're comfy but the software is wack

2019-01-12 03:54:19 UTC

For me, the best free to play game was a Tony Hawks Pro skater rip off by kellogs. Got it in a cereal box, played it for hours

2019-01-12 03:54:58 UTC

Yeah, having to rely on BPM is kinda shitty, but holy fuck were they right with so many things

2019-01-12 03:55:29 UTC

Tho haven't tried platformers on this thing yet, which might make me change my mind on it slightly, but holy fuck, I could shill for this product I'm that satisfied with it right now

2019-01-12 03:55:57 UTC

I'll probably get one when my ps3 controller gives up the ghost, only use it for driving games and platforms though, so I rarely touch it

2019-01-12 03:56:21 UTC

And for the lego games, because they're absolute trash with keyboard/mouse

2019-01-12 03:56:42 UTC

Oh yeah, there are I think 3 things I still want to try with SC
1) The softpull aim hardpull fire thing they shown with Wolfenstein
2) Gyro driving
3) Emulators

2019-01-12 03:57:36 UTC

I made my own controller for emulators

2019-01-12 03:57:53 UTC

pics

2019-01-12 03:57:59 UTC

And I use keyboard/mouse for shooters

2019-01-12 03:58:16 UTC

I'll ask my parents to send pics tomorrow

2019-01-12 03:58:17 UTC

Also there's this that I really want to know how to do it since holy fuck

2019-01-12 03:58:24 UTC

5 am for them

2019-01-12 03:59:10 UTC

And it's one of the things I left behind, as I haven't touched any retro games in a couple years

2019-01-12 03:59:46 UTC

I can fish up the circuit diagram for you tomorrow morning when I go onto my pc

2019-01-12 04:00:02 UTC

Really basic stuff as it was for my phone

2019-01-12 04:00:40 UTC

I fucked up, since I bought one of those $30-$40 ones shaped like Xbox, the d-pad is even worse and the analog sticks are garbage

2019-01-12 04:00:58 UTC

Was for my phone, but damn I didn't even use that much of it

2019-01-12 04:01:15 UTC

Just a load of buttons, daisy chained with 220 ohm resistors between each, then one analogue output going into an adc chip

2019-01-12 04:01:37 UTC

Ran off a 9v battery as that's what I had laying around

2019-01-12 04:01:58 UTC

Output was USB 3.0

2019-01-12 04:02:52 UTC

Then I just plugged my phone into it, and the emulator had a button setup process (press a button on the controller, bind to an action)

2019-01-12 04:06:22 UTC

However I was retarded, so the thing that took the most amount of time was finding a way to make a clock pulse for the clk input of the adc chip

2019-01-12 04:06:57 UTC

I'm still fairly new to circuit design, so I didn't k ow you could just use a fucking timer chip

2019-01-12 04:08:46 UTC

Fuck, still retarded, even after all this time

2019-01-12 04:09:21 UTC

Just did a quick search on Google and I could have just used a ttl clock oscillator

2019-01-12 04:09:53 UTC

In fact I'm pretty sure I have a couple knocking about in my scrap electronics box

2019-01-12 04:59:00 UTC

I still like the idea of the steam controller

2019-01-12 04:59:33 UTC

Since I have weird double joint bullshit I find dual stick games annoying to play but the touchpads may solve that issue for me

2019-01-12 05:00:19 UTC

What's wrong with your joints?

2019-01-12 05:02:19 UTC

The low Australian gravity makes his bones and joints like jelly

2019-01-12 05:02:58 UTC

Now that's what I call soy

2019-01-12 05:10:34 UTC

Nah it runs in the family, weird finger joints

My thumb can bend all the way back to my hand on a near 180degree angle

2019-01-12 05:10:55 UTC

(not my pic)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533513186888908800/15472698395933992531489294205943.jpg

2019-01-12 05:11:17 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-12 05:11:20 UTC

You subhuman

2019-01-12 05:11:34 UTC

Drink your milk and eat your wheaties

2019-01-12 05:12:21 UTC

Literally half my fuckin family can do this bullshit move

2019-01-12 05:16:33 UTC

But idk it's just uncomfortable to use a controller for a long amount of time or with dual sticks

2019-01-12 05:17:16 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-01-12 05:18:22 UTC

Do girls like how deep you can finger them at least?

2019-01-12 05:18:29 UTC

You DO finger girls, right?

2019-01-12 05:19:14 UTC

<:monkaS:457872570637615105>

2019-01-12 05:21:24 UTC

>he comes from a land down under and doesn't even get down under

2019-01-12 05:23:33 UTC

Fuggg my heart

2019-01-12 05:23:41 UTC

I just saw a really cute delivery girl

2019-01-12 05:24:52 UTC

What was she delivering you fat cunt

2019-01-12 05:36:56 UTC

His daily pills at the mental asylum

2019-01-12 05:38:17 UTC

I don't know, boxes

2019-01-12 05:52:15 UTC

go deliver her box <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-12 05:59:47 UTC

I would deliver all get boxes tbh

2019-01-12 06:08:18 UTC
2019-01-12 06:08:50 UTC

Technology is here bois

2019-01-12 06:10:05 UTC

@Matthew go to a church you uncultured Antichrist

2019-01-12 06:10:21 UTC

@sum no u

2019-01-12 06:11:29 UTC

Though you don't even have to lift yourself up from the chair you're glued to, you can now receive God lessons on YouTube

2019-01-12 06:13:16 UTC

Kek wtd

2019-01-12 06:13:20 UTC

Can't wait for the next step in the evolution and make it 360 and vr friendly

2019-01-12 06:13:47 UTC

I have no idea why YouTube recommended me this, but I sure as hell ain't complaining

2019-01-12 06:14:40 UTC

OTO SลOWO BOลปE

2019-01-12 06:16:59 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2019-01-12 06:18:44 UTC

โœ

2019-01-12 06:31:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533533551803498496/no_future_gf.jpg

2019-01-12 06:58:43 UTC

@porco piggy is sensitive tonight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-12 06:59:22 UTC

I could just have banned you for shitposting outside of off topic, you realize that I hope

2019-01-12 07:00:02 UTC

Instead I silently deleted your shit

2019-01-12 07:00:18 UTC

So just take it like a man and stop bitching about it

2019-01-12 07:00:35 UTC

Can do, bossman

2019-01-12 07:01:28 UTC

So now that we're in the proper channel:
Yeah, that's why it sucks ๐Ÿ˜

2019-01-12 07:01:38 UTC

That's exactly why it sucks

2019-01-12 07:02:48 UTC

!advice

The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity.

2019-01-12 07:03:03 UTC
2019-01-12 07:09:24 UTC

!advice

Never run a marathon in Crocs.

2019-01-12 07:09:29 UTC

Why not

2019-01-12 07:09:54 UTC

!question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

2019-01-12 07:10:02 UTC

Fuck how was it

2019-01-12 07:10:32 UTC

!answer !question why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

2019-01-12 07:10:43 UTC

Ah

2019-01-12 07:10:55 UTC

!answer why is running a marathon in Crocs a bad idea?

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

2019-01-12 07:11:34 UTC

>gives advice
>can't explain reasoning

2019-01-12 07:21:40 UTC

!advice

Don't be afraid to ask questions.

2019-01-12 07:21:50 UTC

!question

2019-01-12 07:24:18 UTC

!advice

Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass.

2019-01-12 08:07:43 UTC

!advice

If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person.

2019-01-12 08:08:22 UTC

!advice

Keep it simple.

2019-01-12 08:11:27 UTC

!advice

If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip.

2019-01-12 08:13:55 UTC

I use Bluetooth

2019-01-12 08:13:58 UTC

!advice

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.

2019-01-12 08:52:21 UTC

!advice

You're not as fat as you think you are.

2019-01-12 08:52:48 UTC

what about skinnyness

2019-01-12 09:06:10 UTC

!advice

If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet.

2019-01-12 09:06:32 UTC

!advice

2019-01-12 09:23:14 UTC

!advice

The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.

2019-01-12 09:32:22 UTC

Why the hell am I getting Russian notifications on my Chinese phone set to use English in Schweden?

2019-01-12 09:32:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533579065953878036/Screenshot_2019-01-12-10-32-44-860_com.discord.png

2019-01-12 09:34:49 UTC

My talking Tom 2: something about a roulette

2019-01-12 09:40:11 UTC

man that no future gf really hits home

2019-01-12 09:40:39 UTC

especially temper as short as height

2019-01-12 09:40:53 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-01-12 09:50:38 UTC

Thanks, Spaq, my boy.

2019-01-12 12:06:21 UTC

*All come with a yocto digi embedded linux build which I have the compiled files for but not the source.*

2019-01-12 12:06:34 UTC

i seriously hope he doesnt plan on distributing binaries without offering source code

2019-01-12 12:06:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2019-01-12 12:06:48 UTC

do you think he understands what he's doing

2019-01-12 12:29:30 UTC

what were other sites for books except libgen

2019-01-12 12:51:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533629134325284864/king_duterte.png

2019-01-12 12:52:04 UTC

I fucking love him dude

2019-01-12 12:53:02 UTC

Duterte makes Trump look like fucking Mitch McConnel

2019-01-12 12:53:57 UTC

Kek

2019-01-12 13:00:48 UTC

It's like the white house of the Philipines

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533631434523541514/Malacanang_Palace_Cropped.jpg

2019-01-12 13:01:08 UTC

kind of fitting that it looks like a mid range Florida resort

2019-01-12 13:01:30 UTC

Malacaรฑang Palace

2019-01-12 13:16:43 UTC

what the FUCK is that fucking thing

2019-01-12 13:17:42 UTC

<:GWchadThinkeyes:366999794117246976>

2019-01-12 13:20:16 UTC

is it MtF or just a homely girl?

2019-01-12 13:22:22 UTC

here's your teacher

2019-01-12 13:24:32 UTC

Does anyone think about eating chicken while eating it and get slightly unsettled you're eating a lizard pretty much?

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