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2019-02-13 21:20:26 UTC

U can have all the loli u want

2019-02-13 21:20:28 UTC

real friends

2019-02-13 21:20:30 UTC

I count all of you as my friends

2019-02-13 21:20:33 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-13 21:20:41 UTC

That's very wholesome of you john

2019-02-13 21:21:08 UTC

So let's hear about that FBI investigation, Jakeyboy

2019-02-13 21:21:17 UTC

Except jake, jake is the hot dog vender I'm on friendly terms with because he can spit on my food.

2019-02-13 21:21:20 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545353811024281605/unknown.png

2019-02-13 21:21:22 UTC

It's okay, you can tell us ๐Ÿ˜˜

2019-02-13 21:21:23 UTC

transcience got arrested

2019-02-13 21:21:29 UTC

did u guys know that ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2019-02-13 21:21:31 UTC

Unless there's a stat that 200 million people played games with discord on

2019-02-13 21:21:33 UTC

Whaaaat

2019-02-13 21:21:38 UTC

@jared are you lying

2019-02-13 21:21:42 UTC

no

2019-02-13 21:21:49 UTC

He just left the server

2019-02-13 21:21:52 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2019-02-13 21:21:57 UTC

I hope the kid is ok

2019-02-13 21:21:57 UTC

they found narcotics in his home

2019-02-13 21:22:02 UTC

Oh. Boring

2019-02-13 21:22:03 UTC

marijuana

2019-02-13 21:22:07 UTC

Booooring

2019-02-13 21:22:18 UTC

either that or it was his alibi for leaving

2019-02-13 21:22:25 UTC

Wait, what led them to search his home?

2019-02-13 21:22:35 UTC

supposedly someone narced on him

2019-02-13 21:22:50 UTC

I dont think thats illegal in bongland and what does thatvhave to do with here when he literally never talked about anyyhing but maybe grey market nootropics

2019-02-13 21:23:02 UTC

weed is illegal in bongland

2019-02-13 21:23:13 UTC

he said they seized 30g of marijuana

2019-02-13 21:23:13 UTC

And anyway, lets not speak against those who cannot defend themselves.

2019-02-13 21:23:18 UTC

What ISN'T illegal in bongland

2019-02-13 21:23:19 UTC

poor guy

2019-02-13 21:23:30 UTC

you can't look at terrorist content in UK anymore

2019-02-13 21:23:34 UTC

15 year sentence

2019-02-13 21:23:47 UTC

TERRORISM CRASHES TO 0

2019-02-13 21:24:04 UTC

All those jihadis are gonna think twice now

2019-02-13 21:27:17 UTC

Tfw jake isn't around enough to know my bantz are said with love

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545355307828903952/1524948076677.jpg

2019-02-13 21:27:23 UTC

@Jake wait so porn was or is disallowed?

2019-02-13 21:28:19 UTC

rip <#189811441174446080>

2019-02-13 21:31:51 UTC

nsfw is still allowed, as long as you make sure the channels are marked as nsfw

2019-02-13 21:31:57 UTC

or well, until they change the guidelines

2019-02-13 21:31:58 UTC

hmmmm

2019-02-13 21:34:00 UTC

Remember when we weren't sure if light choking was allowed? How time flies

2019-02-13 21:34:28 UTC

|| so it is allowed or not ||

2019-02-13 21:35:29 UTC

In Love, everything is allowed.

2019-02-13 21:35:41 UTC

But on Discord?

2019-02-13 21:36:23 UTC

If you love discord..

2019-02-13 21:37:29 UTC
2019-02-13 21:38:54 UTC

Can you make a message giving people suicide hotline numbers in Valentines day so users talk to them instead of bothering everyone else?

2019-02-13 21:39:50 UTC

Very adult response

2019-02-13 21:40:14 UTC

>your thing sucks because of reasons
>wellake your own the

2019-02-13 21:42:48 UTC

Will everyone now make U Got That version

2019-02-13 21:45:44 UTC

There's only one version

2019-02-13 21:45:51 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ RICARDO ๐Ÿ‘

2019-02-13 21:46:10 UTC

Still this is the best Ricardo video out there

2019-02-13 21:48:35 UTC

This man speaks the truth

2019-02-13 21:57:04 UTC

@jared his bot is still online

2019-02-13 21:57:19 UTC

i think he just necked the account

2019-02-13 21:57:51 UTC

we posting ricardo videos?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545362997435170847/1542761311645.webm

2019-02-13 22:01:10 UTC

vi sitter har i venten och spelar lite dota

2019-02-13 22:36:37 UTC

@johnfrum that was some premium ๐Ÿ“ฝ , John. Need a Valentine? I'll be yours

2019-02-13 22:42:09 UTC

Hmmst

2019-02-13 22:48:15 UTC

@PoliteSuka<:woah:333623269674713098> installer

2019-02-13 23:02:37 UTC

Yeah but there are images available too

2019-02-13 23:02:46 UTC

Windows 10 Pro on ARM64

2019-02-13 23:24:04 UTC

Mist of the servers I'm in turn to sadsack >tfwnogf garbage for a couple days during Valentine's day

2019-02-13 23:24:18 UTC

So clearly they need help

2019-02-13 23:24:38 UTC

Maybe they can keep trying for a female suicide hotline operator and call that a date.

2019-02-13 23:25:37 UTC

They'd probably end up killing themselves anyways because they'll get turned down

2019-02-13 23:40:50 UTC

@johnfrum This server has the only singles day that matter <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-13 23:46:45 UTC

One of my neighbors was throwing away their roof rake

2019-02-13 23:46:46 UTC

score

2019-02-14 00:53:48 UTC

why would anyone care about some toastie roastie when they got chink shit

2019-02-14 01:41:01 UTC

^

2019-02-14 02:01:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545424243828064257/talk_shit_2.webm

2019-02-14 02:04:11 UTC

"I'm alive, FOOL!"

2019-02-14 02:16:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545428185068863488/unknown-8.png

2019-02-14 02:17:01 UTC

Nice try, Mark

2019-02-14 07:57:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545513792801472523/image0.gif

2019-02-14 08:01:18 UTC

I miss sanicball now

2019-02-14 08:03:17 UTC

Does sanicball not exist anymore ?

2019-02-14 08:14:40 UTC

Yeah but its long dead

2019-02-14 08:14:52 UTC

The creator abandoned it at one point

2019-02-14 08:15:17 UTC

Then someone else took up hosting a version but didnt ever update iirc

2019-02-14 08:15:56 UTC

Or maybe it was the same guy and enough people pestered him that he put it back up

2019-02-14 09:06:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545531347897286657/FB_IMG_1550135142885.jpg

Is Nier Automata any good?

2019-02-14 10:10:02 UTC

>tfw can now sing trust me I'm an engineer

2019-02-14 10:13:28 UTC

One step closer of becoming a true code monkey <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-14 10:47:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545556673230667777/based_gates.jpg

2019-02-14 11:04:56 UTC

Americans redpill me on bhphotovideo

2019-02-14 11:05:13 UTC

They have a pretty good deal on something that I want

2019-02-14 11:05:33 UTC

Buying it there + international shipping is still about 200 $ cheaper than buying in Switzerland

2019-02-14 11:05:54 UTC

Estimated tax should be about 60 $ so still 140 $ cheaper

2019-02-14 11:06:02 UTC

Wikipedia says the company is run by Jews

2019-02-14 11:06:14 UTC

Anyone ever bought something from there?

2019-02-14 11:07:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545561645234126880/Screenshot_2019-02-14-12-06-55-547_com.android.chrome.png

2019-02-14 11:11:08 UTC

Don't buy from ((( them )))

2019-02-14 11:16:36 UTC

Bruh

2019-02-14 11:16:40 UTC

Look at this dude

2019-02-14 11:19:52 UTC

@porco bhp have been really very nice when it comes to service, they're super cheap too

2019-02-14 11:22:01 UTC

my friend bought his 6d mark ii from there and its way cheaper than local prices

2019-02-14 11:26:08 UTC

@porco i have gotten few more expensive lenses from them for friend so far no complains from me

2019-02-14 13:07:50 UTC

is there anything Russia isn't responsible for

2019-02-14 13:10:00 UTC

damn good question

2019-02-14 13:10:15 UTC

i blame them that i have access to food and water and better healthcare than them

2019-02-14 13:33:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545598351500902420/268827f1-2a60-4a1c-a078-0a456815f501.jpg

2019-02-14 13:35:11 UTC

<#248100475054850050>

2019-02-14 13:35:57 UTC

I'm sure they can startle their waifus to check on your theory

2019-02-14 13:36:23 UTC

You're a good friend, friend.

2019-02-14 14:12:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545608346548436992/square.png

2019-02-14 14:13:05 UTC

@Matthew Only wholesome memes now <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-14 14:31:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545613045276082187/Job_Motivation.png

2019-02-14 14:42:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545615790792114176/51360280_139780740391357_3385619030868069304_n.png

2019-02-14 15:47:03 UTC

Me

2019-02-14 15:55:18 UTC

Ok I ordered from the Jews, thanks @Tervy @Droidbot

2019-02-14 15:55:39 UTC

Basically I got my shit for 1900 $ instead of 2100 $ lowest Swiss price

2019-02-14 15:56:43 UTC

what it was ,?

2019-02-14 15:57:22 UTC

Probably Bad Dragons

2019-02-14 15:57:56 UTC

A fish eye for my Nikon D7000 and a laptop for my gf

2019-02-14 16:00:43 UTC

just 300$ for a laptop?

2019-02-14 16:02:05 UTC

Yes it's a low end laptop

2019-02-14 16:02:18 UTC

Good work on figuring out what fish eye I got

2019-02-14 16:02:21 UTC

kek

2019-02-14 16:02:26 UTC

For a low end relationship

2019-02-14 16:02:45 UTC

Was it a carp's?

2019-02-14 16:03:08 UTC

hmm
fisheye

2019-02-14 16:03:12 UTC

is the d7k apsc?

2019-02-14 16:03:29 UTC

must be like 4mm lens

2019-02-14 16:03:35 UTC

upping the production quality on your videos, Melonpan?

2019-02-14 16:03:37 UTC

It's DX

2019-02-14 16:04:39 UTC

yeah, APS-C

2019-02-14 16:06:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545636940339347486/Sensor_sizes_overlaid_inside.svg.png

2019-02-14 16:06:37 UTC

I always thought it was slightly bigger than APS-C

2019-02-14 16:09:50 UTC

I've been Jewed by Nikon

2019-02-14 16:09:51 UTC

<:cade:451387546581204992>

2019-02-14 16:10:29 UTC

:cade:

2019-02-14 16:11:06 UTC

Someone turned off nitro emoji again smh

2019-02-14 16:11:14 UTC

I'll check when I'm home

2019-02-14 16:13:06 UTC

<:porco:542400907229265933>

2019-02-14 16:13:58 UTC

>$300
>low end

2019-02-14 16:14:08 UTC

Meanwhile mine was $170

2019-02-14 16:14:44 UTC

stop projecting ur thirdworldness

2019-02-14 16:15:06 UTC

It was a cheap laptop for her uni because she fucked up her MacBook Air

2019-02-14 16:15:26 UTC

If you don't want 1366x768 you can't go much below 300

2019-02-14 16:15:35 UTC

Also I avoided Celeron / Pentium

2019-02-14 16:15:51 UTC

I have 1366x768

2019-02-14 16:15:57 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451> ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-02-14 16:16:03 UTC

How can you live like that?

2019-02-14 16:16:19 UTC

Hahahaha, poorfag

2019-02-14 16:16:42 UTC

Just like that

2019-02-14 16:16:55 UTC

I don't use my laptop much these days tbh

2019-02-14 16:17:11 UTC

I just phonepost since clover is more comfy

2019-02-14 16:17:26 UTC

Anything below 1080 is unbearable, and anything above 1440 is overkill for a laptop

2019-02-14 16:17:59 UTC

One day I'll upgrade to 1080

2019-02-14 16:28:26 UTC

>"One day I'll have running water in my home"

2019-02-14 16:29:19 UTC

>comparing a computer display to running water

2019-02-14 16:29:23 UTC

Sigh zoomers

2019-02-14 16:29:38 UTC

>His house isn't even water-cooled

2019-02-14 16:29:40 UTC

>not comparing a computer display to running water

2019-02-14 16:29:42 UTC

I LAFF

2019-02-14 16:30:29 UTC

Euros, smh.

2019-02-14 16:30:49 UTC

then again, these are the same niggas that just put their food outside in the winters, because using a freezer is too expensive

2019-02-14 16:30:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-02-14 16:33:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545643804393340939/IMG_20190214_163226.jpg

2019-02-14 16:35:09 UTC

I don't do that

2019-02-14 16:35:14 UTC

@Sdeck37 zoomer

2019-02-14 16:37:03 UTC

But the guy at the electro market told me that resolution is super important or i get second cancer

2019-02-14 16:39:34 UTC

Do you also vote against 5G

2019-02-14 16:41:22 UTC

What is 5G?

2019-02-14 16:41:35 UTC

GGGGG

2019-02-14 16:42:14 UTC

Ok this is epic

2019-02-14 16:42:23 UTC

Look on the bright side

2019-02-14 16:42:33 UTC

>kpop

2019-02-14 16:42:34 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-02-14 16:42:41 UTC

@sum newfag

2019-02-14 16:42:49 UTC

k/j pop is trash

2019-02-14 16:42:54 UTC

sure

2019-02-14 16:43:09 UTC

but this is /g/ related

2019-02-14 16:43:10 UTC

It's all about the 00 hits

2019-02-14 16:43:21 UTC

@Tribit Ha, that's clever

2019-02-14 16:43:22 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-02-14 16:43:27 UTC

You're a funny guy, tribit

2019-02-14 16:43:51 UTC

At least we aren't poos

2019-02-14 16:43:55 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2019-02-14 16:44:31 UTC

>j pop is trash
>sum

2019-02-14 16:44:34 UTC

????

2019-02-14 16:44:50 UTC

I thought you were weeb

2019-02-14 16:45:01 UTC

How weeb are we talking

2019-02-14 16:45:11 UTC

Because I feel like I misunderstand what's a weeb these days

2019-02-14 16:45:27 UTC

>have/like anything japanese related
>weeb

2019-02-14 16:45:32 UTC

Yes

2019-02-14 16:45:42 UTC
2019-02-14 16:45:46 UTC

You can like trash while still acknowledging that it's trash

2019-02-14 16:45:59 UTC

Based snsd

2019-02-14 16:47:10 UTC

liking trash while admitting it's trash is being spineless

2019-02-14 16:47:14 UTC

no morals
no dignity

2019-02-14 16:47:58 UTC

...Shut up, euro, you never had either

2019-02-14 16:48:22 UTC

Trash with extra burger sauce <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-14 16:50:37 UTC

Obsessed @Matthew

2019-02-14 16:54:26 UTC

Member when kpop was just general weeb stuff and not every white girl listening to it? <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545649030433341441/1443669674927.v1.jpg

2019-02-14 16:59:23 UTC

ACTUAL music coming through

2019-02-14 17:01:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž <:boomer:480046032546168863> @Sdeck37

2019-02-14 17:01:23 UTC

Yep

2019-02-14 17:09:45 UTC

which board got the babby background and that 'gee' song looping... I feel like it wasn't /g/

2019-02-14 17:09:57 UTC

and what fucking year was that

2019-02-14 17:26:01 UTC

/g/ had gee playing in the background

2019-02-14 17:32:15 UTC

Steelseries Rival 110 or Logitech G305

2019-02-14 17:32:53 UTC

G603

2019-02-14 17:32:56 UTC

g1000

2019-02-14 17:33:21 UTC

Looks small

2019-02-14 17:33:24 UTC

>2019
>wired mouse

2019-02-14 17:33:47 UTC

>mouse weighed down with batteries

2019-02-14 17:33:52 UTC

This is the one I used which was really well suited for my hand

2019-02-14 17:33:55 UTC

>light mouse

2019-02-14 17:34:00 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

2019-02-14 17:34:06 UTC

needs some speed holes

2019-02-14 17:34:18 UTC

You need to feel the weight

2019-02-14 17:34:20 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863> ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-02-14 17:34:41 UTC

gross

2019-02-14 17:34:42 UTC

I'm not a gaymer so I don't really care much about mouse

2019-02-14 17:34:51 UTC

I might as well just go to the shop tommorow and pick the first one that looks alright

2019-02-14 17:34:55 UTC

im not a gaymer either so i use a microsoft mouse

2019-02-14 17:35:47 UTC

you need to determine your hand size before you can choose really

2019-02-14 17:35:47 UTC

I only have three requirements for a mouse:
- fit into my hand
- wheel won't break with 1 month of usage
- forward/backwards buttons on the side

2019-02-14 17:35:54 UTC

big

2019-02-14 17:35:59 UTC

i have a g403 which people consider big but its small in my hands

2019-02-14 17:36:01 UTC

you can pry my intellimouse out of my cold dead hands

2019-02-14 17:36:21 UTC

G603 way pretty much perfect for me, could be a tad bigger to be perfect

2019-02-14 17:36:50 UTC

and also both of the mice you listed were pretty small

2019-02-14 17:36:55 UTC

for me at least

2019-02-14 17:38:36 UTC

Alright, around 13-14 CM length wise

2019-02-14 17:39:23 UTC

what?

2019-02-14 17:39:49 UTC

the length of your wrist to your middle finger is 14 cm?

2019-02-14 17:40:01 UTC

No, I was reffering to mouse length

2019-02-14 17:40:12 UTC

measure your hands instead

2019-02-14 17:40:24 UTC

But I can't do that easily with a smartphone app ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2019-02-14 17:40:40 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-02-14 17:41:55 UTC

Alright

2019-02-14 17:42:07 UTC

Give or take 19-20 cm

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