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2019-02-12 11:19:36 UTC

ew ๐Ÿคข

2019-02-12 11:22:34 UTC

_As i can see that your item is stuck during processing._

2019-02-12 11:22:55 UTC

no shit Amit, perhaps that is the very reason I spent an unreasonable time looking for a way to contact a human at amazon

2019-02-12 11:27:33 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2019-02-12 11:27:38 UTC

Is he your frieeeeeend?

2019-02-12 11:28:04 UTC

do you think I'm shitskin

2019-02-12 11:44:39 UTC

guys microsoft just dropped an ew twitch killer

2019-02-12 11:45:58 UTC

omegle is a twitch killer

2019-02-12 11:57:11 UTC

>press button to let your loved one know you want to bang her

2019-02-12 11:57:12 UTC

?????

2019-02-12 11:58:33 UTC

That would be colored red all the time

2019-02-12 12:00:10 UTC

"All your horny stats all gathered for research purposes"

2019-02-12 12:02:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544850826645209098/6cb9d96641e57a6536e8031ffc9a1786_original1.gif

2019-02-12 12:02:44 UTC

why would anything think this was a problem that needs solving?

2019-02-12 12:03:40 UTC

>literally a horny button

2019-02-12 12:03:42 UTC

kek

2019-02-12 12:04:12 UTC

@Jignx due some people dont know how to say no

2019-02-12 12:04:36 UTC

I mean they should have at least made that phone apps for "consent"

2019-02-12 12:05:34 UTC

So no more "he raped me,i just invited him in after bar night and teased him whole night"

2019-02-12 12:08:44 UTC

@Tervy its for couples that face trouble asking each other for sex

2019-02-12 12:08:47 UTC

due to constant rejection

2019-02-12 12:08:54 UTC

then break up

2019-02-12 12:08:54 UTC

this allows each other to know they want to have sex

2019-02-12 12:12:56 UTC

Jignx seems to be experienced on the topic.
Please tell us more about relationships withs two cucks involved

2019-02-12 12:14:36 UTC

@Jignx `couples that face trouble asking each other for sex`
couples like that need to have a talk about why they're uncomfortable with each other, not delegate their desires to a button.

2019-02-12 12:20:01 UTC

dont tell me that

2019-02-12 12:20:11 UTC

tell the people who are already funding that kickstarter

2019-02-12 13:25:55 UTC

This is the logical progression in a society
|| ๐Ÿƒ || where people keep getting #metoo'd

2019-02-12 13:26:27 UTC

Make your partner literally push a button that shows that they consent

2019-02-12 13:39:12 UTC

illogical*

2019-02-12 13:45:54 UTC

How hard is it to just say "wanna fuck?" And NOT have an autistic meltdown is your partner says "nah, not tonight"?

2019-02-12 13:59:17 UTC

Just spent 10 minutes trying to communicate to two women that two walls were not perpendicular to each other.

2019-02-12 14:46:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544892045068861462/screenshot.11.png

2019-02-12 14:46:29 UTC

God damn

2019-02-12 14:46:32 UTC

That's a lot, right?

2019-02-12 14:47:00 UTC

a lot of rpm?

2019-02-12 14:48:04 UTC

No

2019-02-12 14:48:06 UTC

Power on hours

2019-02-12 14:50:39 UTC

idk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544893102393917441/unknown.png

2019-02-12 14:50:48 UTC

pretty average, I'd say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544893142823075852/unknown.png

2019-02-12 14:51:21 UTC

Wow

2019-02-12 14:51:27 UTC

And I preemptively replaced my HDD at 15k hours

2019-02-12 14:51:38 UTC

that's brand new

2019-02-12 14:51:48 UTC

first is an ssd so it doesnt matter

2019-02-12 14:51:55 UTC

but i love this samseong

2019-02-12 14:52:01 UTC

It was a seagate barracuda

2019-02-12 14:52:07 UTC

ok yeah trash

2019-02-12 14:52:07 UTC

Now it's my seagate backup barracuda

2019-02-12 15:00:54 UTC

15k really lol

2019-02-12 15:06:45 UTC

>replaces hdd after 2 years

2019-02-12 15:06:50 UTC

but why

2019-02-12 15:10:22 UTC

I have literally never had a hard drive fail on me

2019-02-12 15:10:35 UTC

yet

2019-02-12 15:10:40 UTC

The hard drive in my modded xbox still works

2019-02-12 15:10:55 UTC

They don't fail until they fail

2019-02-12 15:10:57 UTC

And when they fail, they fail

2019-02-12 15:11:04 UTC

I'm not saying drive failure is a myth, and I back up my shit

2019-02-12 15:11:28 UTC

I'm just saying, if your drive fails after less than 2 years, you either mistreated it or got very unlucky

2019-02-12 15:12:27 UTC

I'd rather not depend on luck

2019-02-12 15:12:35 UTC

Also, I wanted a backup hdd anyway

2019-02-12 15:12:54 UTC

So it made sense to use the used drive as the backup and the new one as the, well, new one

2019-02-12 15:13:02 UTC

And now this 500gb HDD fell into my hands, so

2019-02-12 15:13:06 UTC

Two is one and one is none

2019-02-12 15:13:09 UTC

Now I got more backups

2019-02-12 15:14:10 UTC

Raid1 ur shit

2019-02-12 15:18:55 UTC

> using a questionable drive as your backup

Real brainlet hours

2019-02-12 15:19:21 UTC

Offline backup buddy retard

2019-02-12 15:19:29 UTC

Plug in, put data in, unplug, send to Siberia

2019-02-12 15:22:40 UTC

What else can I use a questionable drive for?

2019-02-12 15:31:01 UTC

Beating the shit out of someone

2019-02-12 15:33:04 UTC

That's for broken drives

2019-02-12 16:26:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544917109147172864/PS_Messages_20190212_172556.jpg

2019-02-12 16:26:05 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž <:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-02-12 16:59:52 UTC

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544925621105721364/unknown.png

2019-02-12 17:01:39 UTC

Epix

2019-02-12 17:01:42 UTC

You lucky cunt

2019-02-12 17:01:49 UTC

If you don't want that, you give it to me

2019-02-12 17:01:52 UTC

Sure

2019-02-12 17:01:56 UTC

I ain't touching Epic Games Launcher

2019-02-12 17:02:03 UTC

Pm dear

2019-02-12 17:03:12 UTC

Even though the game seemed somewhat fun, I'm not into BR nor Epic

2019-02-12 17:04:09 UTC

Have you tried Apex Legends

2019-02-12 17:06:13 UTC

Only played 1 match

2019-02-12 17:06:17 UTC

Didn't had time for more

2019-02-12 17:09:02 UTC

@Millwood
```
It's called semester because there's 2 of them
```

2019-02-12 17:09:13 UTC

Yes

2019-02-12 17:09:13 UTC

What is that even supposed to mean?

2019-02-12 17:09:28 UTC

There's no 3rd or further semesters

2019-02-12 17:09:33 UTC

Like 5th

2019-02-12 17:09:37 UTC

There's only 2

2019-02-12 17:10:04 UTC

If you want to talk about "5th" then designate year first

2019-02-12 17:10:19 UTC

As in, 3rd year, first semestre

2019-02-12 17:11:50 UTC

No one does that

2019-02-12 17:12:18 UTC

@sum didn't have time, or didn't have interest

2019-02-12 17:12:24 UTC

Both?

2019-02-12 17:12:43 UTC

Didn't have time, didn't have enough interest to find time while I had little of it

2019-02-12 17:12:43 UTC

Be a good example and do it then @Sdeck37

2019-02-12 17:13:00 UTC

I'll try it this weekend or even on thursday

2019-02-12 17:13:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544929092391141378/unknown.png

2019-02-12 17:14:00 UTC

>be a good example and sound like an idiot

2019-02-12 17:14:04 UTC

Great advice

2019-02-12 17:18:03 UTC

Not like an idiot but like a reasonable person

2019-02-12 17:18:53 UTC

I've baited enough no <:you:265281777168416768>s for you anymore

2019-02-12 17:19:22 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2019-02-12 17:26:21 UTC

It's comfy /ck/ time <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-12 18:13:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544944080803856414/Screenshot_2019-02-12-19-13-02-143_com.android.chrome.png

2019-02-12 18:15:05 UTC

You've got unreaded SMS

2019-02-12 18:16:44 UTC

I hate the Ali app gives you so much notifications

2019-02-12 18:16:58 UTC

Yes it's the Ali app, not SMS

2019-02-12 18:16:58 UTC

Until I block it

2019-02-12 18:17:02 UTC

Nobody sends me SMS

2019-02-12 18:17:03 UTC

Turn them off in settongs

2019-02-12 18:17:06 UTC

tfw no friends

2019-02-12 18:17:20 UTC

No that's a good notification, it's the shipping status update

2019-02-12 18:17:55 UTC

Oh, you reminded me I haven't bought anything from ali in a while

2019-02-12 18:18:03 UTC

Guess I'll buy that screwdriver set before I get kicked

2019-02-12 18:20:56 UTC

Do you buy off the app for the reduced price

2019-02-12 18:24:00 UTC

only if it's more than a few cents

2019-02-12 18:24:05 UTC

like 1 eur at least

2019-02-12 18:24:12 UTC

and im not feeling lazy

2019-02-12 18:35:26 UTC

Based, just got the last Mr.racoon toy and I can use unlimited knife in the same run

2019-02-12 19:16:39 UTC

@Sdeck37 that lady is comfy for cooking, and her soyboy coworkers make me laff

2019-02-12 19:18:18 UTC

@porco O B S E S S E D

2019-02-12 19:29:02 UTC

I know it's bad

2019-02-12 19:29:23 UTC

Like the tall, blonde guy is literally the only somewhat normal man in there

2019-02-12 20:07:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544972751799320578/unknown.png

2019-02-12 20:07:10 UTC

Fucking fitgirl

2019-02-12 20:07:15 UTC

It's the third repack I'm downloading

2019-02-12 20:07:24 UTC

Only because of `HDD space after installation: 23 GB (up to 27 GB during installation)`

2019-02-12 20:08:07 UTC

Actually because of ```YARR here stands for Yet Another Re-Repack. New features compared to the second repack:

Installation is two times faster, requires less space on HDD and causes less problems on strange PC configs
Size increased by 100 MB```

2019-02-12 20:08:10 UTC

Why didn't you start playing this long ago again?

2019-02-12 20:08:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544973079130931201/unknown.png

2019-02-12 20:08:31 UTC

Smh

2019-02-12 20:08:51 UTC

Just buy it instead of dealing with cracks and shit

2019-02-12 20:09:01 UTC

I ain't earning money. Yet.

2019-02-12 20:09:14 UTC

Besides I got hardware stuff to buy first before buying AAA games on release

2019-02-12 20:09:37 UTC

It's been long since it was released

2019-02-12 20:11:06 UTC

mfw "long" these days is when its not in the news anymore

2019-02-12 20:11:31 UTC

2020 is closer than 2011

2019-02-12 20:11:32 UTC

huohhh

2019-02-12 20:19:23 UTC

>Windows

2019-02-12 20:24:30 UTC

I'm not gonna bother with Linux and Wine tinkering just to play 1 game

2019-02-12 20:24:46 UTC

ESPECIALLY that I still have most of my shit on Windows to the point it wouldn't benefit me at all to switch

2019-02-12 20:30:15 UTC

Didn't knew they leaked more Cyberpunk gameplay

2019-02-12 20:41:59 UTC

its so bad its good

2019-02-12 20:48:14 UTC

@sum I just got my own email for spellbreak, so you can give that key to someone else

2019-02-12 21:05:43 UTC

Well, at least they got the Ugandan film aesthetic down

2019-02-12 21:09:17 UTC

but not the charm

2019-02-12 21:09:28 UTC

That'll never happen

2019-02-12 21:58:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545000780441190406/unknown.png

2019-02-12 21:58:32 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-02-12 21:59:18 UTC

I have no idea who coded the website but jesus fuck did he do a shitty job doing it

2019-02-12 21:59:55 UTC

Basically if you log in, then come back later you'll get this error so access to site requires incognito<>normal switcharoo

2019-02-12 22:20:36 UTC

microsoft bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545006339055681547/513126473838886942.png

2019-02-12 22:21:26 UTC

won my first apex ๐Ÿ‘

2019-02-12 22:45:57 UTC

@Lefteris nice bro

2019-02-12 22:46:03 UTC

What platform you playing on

2019-02-12 22:46:43 UTC

@JHWH Orange man good

2019-02-12 22:51:17 UTC

pc of course

2019-02-12 22:51:25 UTC

am sleep now

2019-02-12 22:51:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545014117904416768/FB_IMG_1549986529559.jpg

2019-02-12 23:59:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545031295231852564/ab1eg2k2e5g21.jpg

2019-02-13 00:34:17 UTC

he ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘ฆ was a skater ๐Ÿšด๐ŸŽฟ boy ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿšฌshe ๐Ÿ™… said ๐Ÿ’ฌ see you later ๐Ÿ‘‹ boy โœŒ๏ธ bush did 9/11 he๐Ÿšถwasnโ€™t good enough ๐Ÿ‘บ for her๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ‘ฐ

2019-02-13 00:48:07 UTC

@Adrenochrome bruh tweet your SoundCloud at fantano

2019-02-13 00:53:03 UTC

i might just

2019-02-13 01:04:54 UTC

Go for it

2019-02-13 01:09:46 UTC

@Adrenochrome if you're actually self promoting here literally kill yourself

2019-02-13 01:10:02 UTC

<:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-02-13 01:20:53 UTC

quit negging me

2019-02-13 01:31:56 UTC

>post stuff
>don't pay attention to me!

2019-02-13 01:32:10 UTC

Are you a teenage white girl?

2019-02-13 01:48:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545058661681332235/screaming_in_russian.webm

2019-02-13 01:48:48 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-13 02:02:32 UTC

Inb4 tunnel gopnik

2019-02-13 02:33:09 UTC

*opens another beer*

2019-02-13 03:07:09 UTC

siiip

2019-02-13 03:08:35 UTC

Just got my new Acer Swift 3

2019-02-13 03:08:41 UTC

did you?

2019-02-13 03:08:47 UTC

or did you not

2019-02-13 03:08:52 UTC

sorry, I did

2019-02-13 03:09:07 UTC

Would it be wise to reinstall over the top to prevent bloatware?

2019-02-13 03:09:21 UTC

I'm thinking the Windows 10 Lite variant

2019-02-13 03:10:00 UTC

Are you actually suffering from poor performance as a result of bloat?

2019-02-13 03:10:17 UTC

No, I'd prefer not having shit like Candy Crush on there

2019-02-13 03:10:26 UTC

And it would be wise to reclaim as much storage as possible

2019-02-13 03:15:41 UTC

It's 34GB vs. 10GB for the same OS

2019-02-13 03:15:48 UTC

aka, a no brainer

2019-02-13 03:16:25 UTC

???

2019-02-13 03:16:28 UTC

10LTSC

2019-02-13 03:16:34 UTC

sort of I guess

2019-02-13 03:16:38 UTC

but even more cut back

2019-02-13 03:16:44 UTC

10LTSC.

2019-02-13 03:16:54 UTC

or just dont use windows lol

2019-02-13 03:17:02 UTC

if you want a 'light' os

2019-02-13 03:18:07 UTC

^

2019-02-13 03:18:27 UTC

Ubuntu for Office
Arch for Personal
Void for memes

2019-02-13 03:18:49 UTC

Appreciate the suggestions, but it does have to be Windows

2019-02-13 03:23:23 UTC

Work using proprietary software?

2019-02-13 03:24:28 UTC

Work like the rest of the masses?

2019-02-13 03:24:45 UTC

As far as I'm aware my line of work doesn't require some flavour of linux

2019-02-13 03:25:19 UTC

Then what do you need windows for?

2019-02-13 03:28:10 UTC

He needs a fumctional operating system

2019-02-13 03:28:16 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-02-13 03:29:29 UTC

ngl, that's how it is

2019-02-13 03:31:03 UTC

I have a job interview coming up for a .NET developer position

2019-02-13 03:31:13 UTC

First qualification to a job interview

2019-02-13 03:31:16 UTC

woohoo

2019-02-13 03:43:04 UTC

well that's a bit of a mind screw

2019-02-13 03:43:22 UTC

The store I broguth the laptop from was in Christchurch (south island)

2019-02-13 03:43:48 UTC

but the laptop shipped from Auckland (North Island), and the freebies are being shipped from Christchurch

2019-02-13 03:43:54 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-02-13 03:51:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/545089664688717824/la-1549410285-ipu4pqgtao-snap-image.jpeg

2019-02-13 03:52:02 UTC

Has there ever been anything as fucking FACTUALLY incorrect as this image

2019-02-13 03:59:11 UTC

Another day, another burger problems rant

2019-02-13 04:00:10 UTC

Fries quality is an international issue

2019-02-13 04:03:33 UTC

>euro buttmad that all conversations eventually lead to USA because euros have no culture of their own

2019-02-13 04:03:35 UTC

I laff

2019-02-13 04:03:49 UTC

Fun fact, matt

2019-02-13 04:04:49 UTC

Kobayashi sucks

2019-02-13 04:04:58 UTC

Seems that Windows 10 Lite RS5 has problems with WiFi on laptops

2019-02-13 04:05:24 UTC

@johnfrum so why are you O B S E S S E D 2 days later? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-02-13 04:05:32 UTC

Let it go, John

2019-02-13 04:10:13 UTC

Kanna > all the others

2019-02-13 04:11:30 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-13 04:12:09 UTC

See, he's a euro, so you can expect him to be a pedo/just plain wrong

2019-02-13 04:12:47 UTC

Anyway, I want to distract myself from today and the last mindless garbage I saw was that.

2019-02-13 04:13:10 UTC

Yeah, sure. THat's why.

2019-02-13 04:13:18 UTC

You should watch Mob Psycho 100.

2019-02-13 04:31:47 UTC

I wont but okat

2019-02-13 04:31:58 UTC

That was the last recc I take from you

2019-02-13 04:32:01 UTC

I'll ask again tomorrow.

2019-02-13 04:36:30 UTC

Why did they change the name from LTSB to LTSC?

2019-02-13 04:36:35 UTC

Service Centre?

2019-02-13 04:36:57 UTC

Channel

2019-02-13 04:37:05 UTC

understandable

2019-02-13 04:37:15 UTC

Win10Lite won't work, wifi driver issue

2019-02-13 04:48:04 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-02-13 04:48:37 UTC

Just found an amateur porn actress that looks startlingly like a friend I lost contact with a year or two ago

2019-02-13 04:50:04 UTC

Not a good feeling. Very shameful fap.

2019-02-13 04:52:13 UTC

How is that not a good feeling you norman faggot

2019-02-13 04:52:46 UTC

Literally jerked off to the thought of my boss just last night

2019-02-13 04:52:48 UTC

Just go to the offivial page and pretend to be her parents

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