like if ur deaf or somethin

Shoutouts to all the blind people in this chat

Why the fuck is matt doing an eroge playthrough here

@Matthew

Fuck you

>tfw made some newbies quit the lobby because I was going too fast

How the fuck do you melee in Apex

Or is my internet just shit

>playing Apex

||<:you:265281777168416768>||

@sum probably your internet

melee combat is super satisfying

waaaaay better than PUBG too

I tried meleeing a dude and either it autolocked onto him

Or did piss poor damage

i think it's 3 hits to down someone without armor

But then again it was my first try

damn

that dmc5 demo felt so good

@johnfrum you gonna cry about it, Pussy?

Since when did kerosene stop being sold at gas stations?

There's a DMC demo out? @Nekros

yes

and it's real good

Damn, hope it out on PSN too

what do you mean

i played it on my ps

Oh ok

I though steam or some shit

thing is i tried looking for it at the ps store on my playstation

and i didnt find it

went on the site, did the same thing

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

and it popped up

queued it for downloading from there

I was checking the demos section just yesterday and there was nothing

Maybe that's why

check the site

I'll do that tomorrow

i mean your country's ps site or some shit

I don't trust your opinion enough to care

Funny how consoles get demos first

Holy fuck that camera's zoomed in

Oh, ok, it zoomes out a bit

>Funny how consoles get demos first

Why? They get games first as well

Nothing weird about that

Yet every single console player keeps whining about PC gamers

See the irony?

What do you mean

They're insecure.

On the outside they're like: <:turt:443131018950606878>
But on the inside they're like: ||<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>||

I don't get it

same

It's ok

its cool tho

he gets it

Yeah whatevs

<:turt:443131018950606878>

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

Funniest thing is when some platform loses it's exclusive game

"HAHA POORFAGS CAN'T EVEN PLAY <insert exclusive title here>"

And after it gets ported

"I-it was shit anyway"

>makes proprietary Linux exclusive

Watch heads explode

tbh once wine works it's amazing

There was 1 game I couldn't for the love of me get running on Windows

On Linux I didn't have to do anything other than install Wine

It runs touhou ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@sum wut ghem

Just snowblowed my entire block

I am such a good person

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Hard Truck 2

gbp can sometimes be more valuable than dollaridoos

>sometimes

...Gearbest Points?

Apparently being out in freezing weather for 2 hours with your phone in your pocket causes your entire phone battery to discharge?

yes

batteries don't like cold

I've lived in Minnesota for 8 years and this has never happened tho

My thicc leg wasn't enough to keep my phone warm this time I guess

just make your phone overheat

<:turt:443131018950606878>

what the FUCK

All my hard work outside has already been erased

why g*d why

and your neighbours aren't even home from work yet to see what you did

this time, not even the thought counts

i'd be very sad in your position

is there any good place to stream movies

or is torrenting still the prime option

there are apps

showbox and cyberflix

its what i use on my tablets

Anyme for anime

Have you tried Netflix?

@Matthew thanks for that game recommendation, it's starting off strong

10/10 would smash Sir Isaac Newton no homo

Matt, I think it's trying to communicate

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck wait what did I recc

not recc, but the one you were playing earlier

seemed like a good addition to my collection

Matt

Please make it stop

It's creeping me out

It forces you to take oppais route first

@SenPyro what's creepy about it

***It*** is still trying to communicate with us

I with ***it*** may be sentient

((it))

@NiceBear are you straight gay or bi

My nicebear lore seems to be out of date

Straightly speaking, he may gay-ly come out as bi

Mmm

A+ uni servers

First their great anti copy check failed due to server errors

Now I can't even log in to one part of the site since it shows I'm not a student/giving correct login

Had same error with other part but it works now

@Matthew he has a kid on the way so probably not gay

@johnfrum how does this make you feel?

Kind of sad that a man would feel so trapped by a child he wants to end it all by processed food suicide

I see. You don't like chicken Biskits, huh?

What about

I dont know what any of these are.

I used to eat the dog biscuits at the vet's office as a kid.

Those were pretty good

John...sweetie, no...

They were in a glass jar

How is a dog supposed to figure out a jar?

Thars people food storage.

Tonight, I shall sleep

Is that some stuff they make meth from?

No, that stuff you can't buy over the counter

This is just offbrand Nyquil

Meth heads ruin everything

I think you meant to say "nanny state government" ruins everything

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

Meth for everyone - Matth

This is my favorite thing About winter

Kicking these off my undercarriage is so satisfying

I heard

Meth

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor Go and stay go you degen

No

🇭 🇭 🇭 🇺 🇺 🇺 🇺

if u don't stop i will block u

I've made it to my first shortlist

hooray

making steps towards employment everyday

Are you pajeet?

This nyquil hit hard. I'm so tired already

better take one more dose, just to be sure <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

no, very NZ European

Poor matt, addicted to sleep medication. Things will get better!

I'm just like you, John

Nyquil is suspended in alcohol

I havent had a drink in week you sleepy cunt

Or maybe I should still drink the nyquil, but then also still fight through it to stay up

Who else here D E V I L I S H

Now he's abusing nyquil as a drug, sad!

Tomorrow, I'm gonna go to Oxendales to get Cihiocken biskeyt s and smoked lil weenies

It'll be a comfy day since it's the last day of my paid vacation

@johnfrum Oh and for what it's worth, I thought the torrent of that VN I was playing earlier was the steam version

aka, the one without the H-scenes

There was Patch 17 and patch 18, I downloaded patch 18

I thought they were sequential, as in I was getting the latest version, but it REALLY meant 17 as in sfw and 18 as in nsfw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who plays porn games for the story

It isn't a porn game tho. The h scenes are actually few and far between

I think it took me 3 hours to get to the first one in the one I'm playing, it took me totally off guard

Sure

They're visual novels, DAD.

And they're *art*.

@Jake https://www.newsweek.com/discord-furries-terms-service-community-guidelines-1323099

Enjoy your FBI investigation, dipshits

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Oy vey, dont glorify violence but underage furplay is a-okay

How fucking easy it would have been to just backpedal, fire the furfag, and clamp down on all underage content, but nooooo

but you see @Matthew most of the discord mods are furries

it isnt just one

You Californian retards choose a nice hill to die on

Good going, idiots

It probably wont kill discord tbh.

Oh, of course not

they arent dying on a hill then.

John. You really don't understand hyperbole, do you?

@Matthew america is just fucked

CA is probs the worst

@PoliteSuka O B S E S S E D

>america are the only ones with degenerates

Okay then kiwiman

Wait

It's true

Thats a Newsweek article?

Yeah

Why the fuck is newsweek vrowsing furaffinity

Nice journalism

fuck that's a good question

John asking the real hard hitting questions

well done on the journalist getting away with searching there on company time

newsweek actually posted something decent for once

most of the time they just produce *orange man bad npc* articles

It is a pretty fluffy news story tho.

yeah

Every chat service has creeps and its impossible to wrangle the tards

```...encouraging his fans to “raid” video games like Animal Jam (think a flash mob inside a video game)```

lel

Yeah because a flash mob yells out "nigger" every 3 seconds

"raiding" what is this 2007

Yes? You have lame flashmobs.

i have bever seen a successful raid, like ever, a few years before my time

Like in person?

most raids ive seen do nothing nowadays

Because they are pretty common, just not really anything more than a temporary annoyance

well all i hear about are raids from like 2005-2010, now when i see people "raid" its more of annoying people until you get banned

Thats all they really were

You're thinking DDoS?

mayhaps

i have raided servers before but i dont do them now

got boring didnt do much

trolling communists gets old quickly

especially when they are so tight knit now

honestly felt like i wasted time

and wasnt really fun

Its fun to argue with people

Once I convinced someone traps are indeed gay

Made my day

i mean

it depends on the situation

as long as i cant tell the difference then idk

but if i know its a dude and im fixated on the penis part

yeah thats pretty gay

@johnfrum but you see they ban you usually before the arguing part

https://youtu.be/darA3WOMKz0 so it's a driveable sauna

Newsweek is explaining loli and shota in an article about furries

What a world

>drivable sauna

Literally follow me to the gay bath house

@Omoidasu Should have linked the article, just to cement the fall of mankind

@Iren Masot scroll up

<:thonk:288060975775612929> am I retarded? Not seeing it.

yees you are

i didnt link it

I meant the Newsweek ffs