like im about average but when I tell people my size, they think im riding just on average

is there? i've never had that issue, dicklets btfo

im like 6 inches and 5.7 inches girth

not a dicklet according to the calcuators

C+ length, A grade girth

7.5, i don't have girth down in my head

You know whats funny to me

im 15 cm :DDD

this might sound like sour grapes but honestly the average vagina can only hold like 5/6 inches of dick

Girls nagging about wanting a big dick but it hurts them when average guy fucks them

longer than that kinda makes it impossible to bottom out

girl inches

also

ive had a girl blow me who thought i was 8 inches

Ever had them complain about going too deep?

i never fucked a girl

Sad

religiousfag, im saving for marriage

Kys

the girl had to be coaxed onto my dick though, she was super afraid she'd choke

more like im waiting for marriage so i can finally have an excuse to fuck

You think you'll find a virgin?

"waiting for marriage bcuz dicklet"

@MrChubbs yeah, religious girls dont get dick

well

they do

Dude hahahah

but not the super super religious girls

you ever think about watching that pickup artist show and modeling yourself after one of the masters? @Nahash

lmao, why

I was with religious girl that went into the only girls school

I've read The Game by Neil Strauss

@MrChubbs kike girl?

loooool

She was the biggest slut

Ever

or catholic?

bc catholic girls are thots

Catholic

Ya

yeah no, girls from my religion arent like that, at least not the super religious one

Kek religion

Praise it

😂

like i know what you're talking about with the cock carousel thing

i completely agree with secular + less religious girls that's the case

but girls my age (20), still virgins

My first sex was when i was 16

This is balkan, fucking Croatia

Mine was at 18, on prom night

literally a stereotype

Normie REEE

I'm coming to find that I'm the normiest normie in this entire discord. Y'all are degenerate af

ive had the chance to have sex

all with thots though

I gotta say, i was with skinny small girls and with chubby girls, chubby ones are best sex ever

hmm

heard that a lot, too.

Atleast in my case

why is that?

They really get into it more

Want to bounce more, want to suck more

that's exactly what I heard lol

my gf is a little chubby, the sex is great

chubbs

you get size queens?

or just regular girls?

Also we're the only bf/gf we've ever had, so I got that custom fit <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@nahash size queens?

@Matthew how long together

girls who like bigger dicks

11 yrs

@Matthew shit i wouldnt do that ever to myself, experiment with others first, then marry

to each their own, I'm very happy with my relationship

I get myself psychotic lunatics

We do plenty of experimenting though, m8

Also,

>Marriage

u i am laffin at

@nahash actully i dont get them myself, when a girl chooses me, I find l out shes crazy, and mostly they come to me

id rather have sane girls

Only two times i picked them myself

Those were normal omes

But boring

Nothing interesting in normal

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

id rather have a stable wife

Life isn't a fucking movie, I don't want "interesting"

^

Someone who will help pay the bills, clean the house, raise my children, and share my interests/hobbies

I don't want to have "fond" memories of having my cock bitten off or my shit set on fire

starring Adam Sandler

I agree on that one

I'm just talking about now

I find myself being too young to have one woman for the rest of my life

In few years yes

But now, no thanks

how old are you

that's some shit a dude who has a midlife crisis and gets a mistress at 45 would say

@Deleted User what matthew said or what chubbs said?

why not both

they are kinda opposites though

23

26 master race

you've so much to learn

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Jean NO

We need a rule 34 bot

As in, a bot that posts r34, or one that automatically prunes it so nobody's waifu gets ruined?

the issues with image bots in discord, everything else gets buried because of it

That's true. I do like how we actually TALK about lewds in here instead of silently beating off

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C73TqwOVsAAuXYu.jpg:large

I like posting lewds more than talking about them.

Also this artist is pretty great, but they also have a habit of lactation in absolute excess.

Nice

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