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2017-08-15 14:44:56 UTC

ciara lyfe > code lyfe

2017-08-15 14:49:15 UTC

Its whiteboard situation all over again

2017-08-16 03:22:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/347218595727671297/image.png

2017-08-16 11:13:02 UTC

me_irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/347336953072582657/unknown.png

2017-08-16 18:30:51 UTC

is that c book

2017-08-16 18:30:54 UTC

hot

2017-08-16 18:30:54 UTC

/r/transpassing

2017-08-16 18:31:01 UTC

y-yes

2017-08-16 18:31:04 UTC

im a programmer

2017-08-16 18:31:16 UTC

PHP is the best language there is

2017-08-16 18:31:19 UTC

why even learn C

2017-08-16 18:31:31 UTC

i even use arch :3

2017-08-16 18:31:38 UTC

Traps aren't gay?

2017-08-16 18:31:41 UTC

nope

2017-08-16 18:31:52 UTC

install macos owo

2017-08-16 18:32:18 UTC

i mean it's so cute

2017-08-16 18:32:47 UTC

I can't even see it lmao

2017-08-16 18:32:50 UTC

this is gay as fuck

2017-08-16 18:32:55 UTC

but its okay

2017-08-16 18:33:01 UTC

"No Homo"

2017-08-16 18:33:08 UTC

s-sure

2017-08-16 18:33:32 UTC

s-so i was thinking about buying this:

2017-08-16 18:33:47 UTC

a-and this

2017-08-16 18:34:11 UTC

now aliexpress is gonna recomend chastity belts and dildos for me

2017-08-16 18:34:16 UTC

t thanks

2017-08-16 18:34:19 UTC

:3

2017-08-16 18:34:21 UTC

Yea, I'm not clicking on that shit

2017-08-16 18:34:33 UTC

I think @dave has some experience with them though

2017-08-16 18:34:39 UTC

why don't we ask him?

2017-08-16 18:34:50 UTC

y-yes, that would be nice

2017-08-16 18:34:58 UTC

i not wanna be embarresed again

2017-08-16 18:35:10 UTC

it was a really cute girl, which saw my lewd order

2017-08-16 18:35:31 UTC

@zambz this is your future :3

2017-08-16 18:35:34 UTC

you will be my gf

2017-08-16 18:35:47 UTC

gay

2017-08-16 18:36:04 UTC

no one at the post office gives a shit

2017-08-16 18:36:08 UTC

if its that big of a deal

2017-08-16 18:36:26 UTC

order from one of those sites in the us that keeps everything discreet

2017-08-16 18:36:42 UTC

post office doesent care

2017-08-16 18:36:59 UTC

@ritualz#9019 fag

2017-08-16 18:37:16 UTC

:3

2017-08-16 18:37:17 UTC

no bully posting!

2017-08-16 18:37:24 UTC

i like to be bullied

2017-08-16 18:37:26 UTC

David pls

2017-08-16 18:37:26 UTC

tbh

2017-08-16 18:37:32 UTC

He likes to be bullied

2017-08-16 18:37:37 UTC

I got you another customer man

2017-08-16 18:37:44 UTC

does your wallet like to be bullied <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-16 18:37:54 UTC

m-my dicklet starts to leak

2017-08-16 18:38:04 UTC

how big is it

2017-08-16 18:38:23 UTC

v-very small

2017-08-16 18:38:46 UTC

pathetic lmao

2017-08-16 18:38:56 UTC

stop bully

2017-08-16 18:39:25 UTC

s-so @dave i heard you order lewd shit

2017-08-16 18:39:31 UTC

ahahahh

2017-08-16 18:39:38 UTC

which store?

2017-08-16 18:39:43 UTC

scroll up and read about davids autism

2017-08-16 18:39:44 UTC

no, I know alot about lewd shit.

2017-08-16 18:39:46 UTC

he also ewhores in skype @Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb

2017-08-16 18:39:53 UTC

david ewhores online

2017-08-16 18:40:02 UTC

o-oh i do too

2017-08-16 18:40:05 UTC

and is only 12!

2017-08-16 18:40:06 UTC

I'm a findom, xd

2017-08-16 18:40:06 UTC

and gets other people to try lewd shit

2017-08-16 18:40:11 UTC

30$ for 1 hour live show

2017-08-16 18:40:19 UTC

he starts young @Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb

2017-08-16 18:40:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/347449525067055105/unknown.png

2017-08-16 18:40:23 UTC

fuck offffffffffff

2017-08-16 18:40:26 UTC

imagine that he is only 12 years

2017-08-16 18:40:36 UTC

David will tell you to pour toothpaste on your dick and shove vinegar up your urethra

2017-08-16 18:40:45 UTC

for the low price of $70

2017-08-16 18:40:47 UTC

t-that is not

2017-08-16 18:40:49 UTC

nice

2017-08-16 18:41:01 UTC

i rather just shove my dildo inside my boipucci

2017-08-16 18:41:37 UTC

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb how much money you got to spend?

2017-08-16 18:42:04 UTC

way to much

2017-08-16 18:42:15 UTC

do you have buttplug

2017-08-16 18:42:19 UTC

y-yes

2017-08-16 18:42:49 UTC

but i have to order a ips screen and x220 keyboard/palmrest for my x230

2017-08-16 18:43:12 UTC

fuck, can't ewhore you, sorry

2017-08-16 18:43:32 UTC

and ye, I've got a kinda broke x220 keyboard i can give you if you want

2017-08-16 18:43:42 UTC

@dave is our GNU/linux, thinkpad, webdev guy around here

2017-08-16 18:43:55 UTC

what the fuck

2017-08-16 18:44:00 UTC

i've lost a role

2017-08-16 18:44:04 UTC

^and autism connesuer

2017-08-16 18:44:12 UTC

what did i lose @fedora <:BlobAngery:319100324046569473>

2017-08-16 18:44:22 UTC

wdym

2017-08-16 18:44:28 UTC

PHP is the best frontend language right?

2017-08-16 18:44:35 UTC

i swear i was something else

2017-08-16 18:44:48 UTC

no @Dolan_Duck best frontend is js nigger

2017-08-16 18:44:49 UTC

@Dolan_Duck ๐Ÿคข

2017-08-16 18:44:51 UTC

there is no roles here you dumdum

2017-08-16 18:44:59 UTC

best frontend is no frontend

2017-08-16 18:45:01 UTC

I actually make all of my websites using adobe flash

2017-08-16 18:45:07 UTC

optimized for IE6

2017-08-16 18:45:26 UTC

i mean like didn't i have another like name if you know what i mean, like aren't i an autist @fedora :)

2017-08-16 18:45:39 UTC

can you go to <#189467888657235970> please i always get notifications when someone posts in <#189811441174446080>

2017-08-16 18:45:54 UTC

o-oh you want more?

2017-08-16 18:46:00 UTC

yes please

2017-08-16 18:46:24 UTC

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

2017-08-16 18:48:38 UTC

hot

2017-08-16 18:48:51 UTC

scrot.png
>thonk

2017-08-16 18:49:09 UTC

ehh

2017-08-16 18:50:05 UTC

V4L2 does not take snapshots in any sensible format

2017-08-16 18:50:14 UTC

so i just scrot the liveview

2017-08-16 18:50:52 UTC

y-you like boipucci?

2017-08-16 18:51:32 UTC

like

2017-08-16 21:13:19 UTC

oh my

2017-08-16 21:13:22 UTC

that is quite a bulge

2017-08-16 21:13:51 UTC

Did he get banned???

2017-08-16 21:15:40 UTC

who

2017-08-16 21:17:04 UTC

@ritualz

2017-08-16 21:17:19 UTC

@ritualz#9019

2017-08-16 21:24:20 UTC

AHAHAH

2017-08-16 21:24:28 UTC

@fedora I think he did

2017-08-16 21:24:36 UTC

Just for posting trap porn

2017-08-16 21:24:40 UTC

Lmao

2017-08-16 21:25:25 UTC

Sad

2017-08-16 22:25:43 UTC

wew

2017-08-17 08:21:53 UTC

update:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/347656268162400258/unknown.png

2017-08-17 08:22:11 UTC

the guy who gave me ยฃ50 in a night <:fbLaugh:279721792606830593>

2017-08-17 08:35:04 UTC

Nice almost enough for new phone

2017-08-17 15:58:11 UTC

Enough for a VKworld 3310

2017-08-17 23:34:13 UTC

two more times and you can get a zuk z2

2017-08-18 02:00:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/347922801140695040/907c766a204c8b2b802d1889a6545da7.png

2017-08-18 19:58:16 UTC

@fedora nobody got banned, they just left the server

2017-08-18 19:58:44 UTC

oh

2017-08-18 19:58:47 UTC

sad.

2017-08-18 19:59:02 UTC

Sad!

2017-08-18 19:59:10 UTC

wot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348194134693249024/unknown.png

2017-08-18 19:59:24 UTC

it was your friends selfie

2017-08-18 19:59:53 UTC

<:BlobHyperThink:317088659331481600>

2017-08-18 20:33:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348202707246383108/20429628_1497716583618334_7891452986314266885_n.png

2017-08-18 20:33:30 UTC

is this that thinkpad girl

2017-08-18 21:08:05 UTC

wot

2017-08-18 21:08:15 UTC

stupid kid

2017-08-18 21:09:57 UTC

im confused

2017-08-18 21:10:11 UTC
2017-08-18 21:10:26 UTC

is this the girl that gets posted in g with thinkpad

2017-08-18 21:10:29 UTC

like every day

2017-08-18 21:10:48 UTC

don't think so

2017-08-18 21:11:02 UTC

i think it is

2017-08-19 06:17:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348349728573882370/1502708333256.jpg

2017-08-19 10:25:27 UTC

aye tooth paste dick guy

2017-08-19 10:25:40 UTC

no different guy

2017-08-19 10:25:53 UTC

Did he pay yet

2017-08-19 10:25:55 UTC

but what did we do with the other guy again

2017-08-19 10:25:59 UTC

who toothpaste?

2017-08-19 10:26:01 UTC

or did you just start

2017-08-19 10:26:02 UTC

or this guy?

2017-08-19 10:26:05 UTC

tthis guy

2017-08-19 10:26:09 UTC

ยฃ20

2017-08-19 10:26:14 UTC

lmfao

2017-08-19 10:32:26 UTC

fuqq bro

2017-08-19 10:32:40 UTC

:

2017-08-19 10:32:44 UTC

No

2017-08-19 10:32:46 UTC

wtf

2017-08-19 10:33:09 UTC

sure milk him for money

2017-08-19 10:33:15 UTC

inb4 lithu has my personal email because he screenshotted last screenshot

2017-08-19 10:33:19 UTC

How much though?

2017-08-19 10:33:28 UTC

tell him 100 quid

2017-08-19 10:33:52 UTC

or more

2017-08-19 10:33:54 UTC

milk him

2017-08-19 10:34:50 UTC

what is this <#189467888657235970> content in <#189811441174446080>

2017-08-19 10:34:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2017-08-19 10:35:01 UTC

it's nsfw content

2017-08-19 10:35:01 UTC

some people have notifications on here

2017-08-19 10:36:34 UTC

@dave just do I what I said last time - tell him a sob story about how your high school ex of 3 years left you and how he always used to let you do this

2017-08-19 10:36:40 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-19 10:37:16 UTC

Nah he's straight up submitting to me.

2017-08-19 10:41:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348416218715389952/unknown.png

2017-08-19 11:33:41 UTC

???

2017-08-19 11:34:55 UTC

nani

2017-08-19 11:35:04 UTC

Yes. nothings coming through for him.

2017-08-19 11:37:43 UTC

tbh tits dont match on these pics

2017-08-19 11:37:46 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-19 11:38:26 UTC

they don't :)

2017-08-19 11:38:27 UTC

but maybe he'll be overcome by his rockhard dick

2017-08-19 11:38:31 UTC

3 different girls

2017-08-19 11:39:01 UTC

if i pull this off then fucking hell im a genius

2017-08-19 11:39:06 UTC

@transience can you help me id the car from the photo

2017-08-19 11:39:18 UTC

no idea

2017-08-19 11:39:18 UTC

4 seater

2017-08-19 11:39:22 UTC

it looks like a kid called AD but the car interior has to mach a Toyota Hilux

2017-08-19 11:39:24 UTC

i mean door

2017-08-19 11:40:23 UTC

lads join vc

2017-08-19 11:40:34 UTC

y

2017-08-19 12:24:29 UTC

thats a fred perry sweater

2017-08-19 12:24:42 UTC

yes like 120e

2017-08-19 12:24:46 UTC

skinhead brand

2017-08-19 13:19:10 UTC

Uber alles

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348455856389619713/1503143661619.jpg

2017-08-19 20:42:06 UTC
2017-08-19 20:42:16 UTC

bad quality thread: csg

2017-08-19 20:44:01 UTC

omg

2017-08-19 20:44:05 UTC

fuck im weak

2017-08-20 12:59:18 UTC

@dave Stop posting this shit David

2017-08-20 12:59:52 UTC

yea some people have notifications on here

2017-08-20 12:59:55 UTC

annoying right???

2017-08-20 17:04:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348874987651989505/link_with_a_mouthful.png

2017-08-20 17:05:00 UTC

delet

2017-08-20 17:05:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348875172767596547/35ea1089-3f4d-4b3f-96e9-7997363af893.jpg

2017-08-20 17:23:03 UTC

Here is my gf in a cute bikini :3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348879621569249280/me_0.jpg

2017-08-20 17:27:48 UTC

bueno

2017-08-20 18:08:03 UTC

@Humbert her @ ;)

2017-08-20 18:08:04 UTC

?

2017-08-20 18:08:44 UTC

yes her, not "her" <:FeelsGladMan:313357656784109568>

2017-08-20 20:45:28 UTC

@s3bbe i'll buy this for my 3d gf

2017-08-20 20:49:19 UTC

Why? If you do, also pick up a nice snake / herringbone chain and then later on pendants without the chain.

2017-08-20 21:06:45 UTC

Link? @s3bbe

2017-08-20 21:12:43 UTC

hey its me marky

2017-08-20 22:57:04 UTC

fuckkk its been a year and i still remember the main autitsts on here

2017-08-21 00:50:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348992247603396611/1499071778277.jpg

2017-08-21 00:50:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/348992288707575818/1499071824951.jpg

2017-08-21 02:08:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/349011886433370112/20170820_182409.jpg

2017-08-21 02:36:20 UTC

you need to eat normal food

2017-08-21 02:36:31 UTC

and not be a foaggot vegan l

2017-08-21 03:08:01 UTC

Vegetarian *

2017-08-21 03:08:10 UTC

Vegans are cucks

2017-08-21 03:08:16 UTC

I actually had a green shit this morning but it's because I've been eating nothing but waffles the past 24 hours

2017-08-21 05:50:38 UTC

What the fuck

2017-08-21 05:50:50 UTC

How the fuck don't you eat healthy

2017-08-21 06:20:24 UTC

@dappleface I do but I have just been eating like shit these past 24 hrs.

2017-08-21 08:16:27 UTC

jesus christ

2017-08-21 08:24:10 UTC

@Humbert it's sounds more autistic than it really is lmao

2017-08-21 09:00:50 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-08-21 09:11:07 UTC

s k e l l y

2017-08-21 09:14:31 UTC

>fabric is a little transparent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/349119063110189059/Screenshot_20170803-234353.jpg

2017-08-21 09:54:32 UTC

id smash the top girl tbh <:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-08-21 10:06:23 UTC

Post more chinks

2017-08-21 12:43:14 UTC

Delicious

2017-08-21 12:53:25 UTC

daily reminder that 2D > 3D

2017-08-21 12:53:27 UTC

owo

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