like 150cm and 40kg

I guess

@someoneunknown you are falling for the Brazilian girls meme

IT'S NOT A MEME

Kinda

Just be aware, 16-17 girls here, a lot of times looks like 18+

Ask the age

lel

Every time

tfw you bang a 16yo Brazzo and have to marry her in order for her parents not to report you to the authorities

16yo brazzo most of the time are degenerates that don't give a fuck about family and they will only know after she post a photo with you on facebook

mfw legal sex age here is 15

>having your family on FB

pls no

who does this

me

Brazilians

talking to grandma ❤

They like to show off to each other, who have the best monkey cage

Ops

House

I think my dad had a PajeetIn profile, but deleted it because he doesn't plan to switch jobs and it's full of liars either way so no one cares about it

If I were you, come here and fuck all the way, but never give your real name to them and say you don't have social media accounts

I'm paranoid when it comes to STDs and I've got a qt g-f, I don't really care about Brazilian grilles

also, >not being gay in 2017

guys pls

it's trendy to be gay, get with the times

I hope you love your girl

And resist not fucking some hot mixed Brazilian pussy

Love is a strong word, but I like her. She has beautiful eyes that are just 😍

She will loose for the Brazilian bunda meme

I seriously wonder how would my grandma react if I brought home a black g-f that doesn't know a word of Croatian

her church friends would be on life support

lel

kek

Nice thing is that i got a house to stay in in comfy sweden winter

bad thing is swedistan is not a good country anymore

We have a nice house on the coast

wow cool

with 2 apartments on the upper floor

will rent them out on airbnb

get that money to fund my Xiaomi addiction

do you have the rice cooker yet ?

no

I NEED it, though

Tomsgonnatom-kun c-can i stay there for some time? I-i can get you a nice place at Paraty

Sure. There's no acai here and the bunda game is weak, though

I just want to die in the cold Sweden winter

Fuck acai

But the bunda game is something I can stop playing

>going to Sweden

do you want to die?

Nah, was just a hyperbole

>go to croatia, spain, italy, grease, cyprus, malta
>install tinder
>bang swedish girls

no need to go to sweden

>implying I am a nigger that will attract swedish girls

>implying I am a nigger

Just say "I'm Brazilian" and they'll be like "Great, even the whitest Brazilian who doesn't participate in the Oktoberfest down in Blumenau is at least 15% jungle nigger"

I am at least 15% nigger and 25% indian

The rest is from austria, Portugal and spain

👎

Swedish girl are really easy to bang fo(r the most part

but they are tall

>he's not tall

i'm 185

195 here

fuck you

i'm a manlet now

real Dinaric Alps man

184 D:

oh

favel is the new manlet

dr favel

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

How good is to be a part of the favela now?

jungle nigger trying to steal your hard earned coke by using child jungle nigger soldier mugging tourist

good lifestyle

must be thrilling

>stealing from dumb tourist during the olimpics
>Spent it all on cachaça and chink shit

Feels great

^ a Brazilian shows his true colours

He stole my wallet through internet

15% of nigger blood and living all life in a country that stealing and looking to ripoff others is imbedded in the culture

Really make you act like shit sometimes

Damn i never stole something must be fun

>I already questioned why my father fall for the Brazilian meme and came from austria to live here

the happy merchant blood in me tell me to do it some times

kek

He wanted the booty

^

it was the bunda

But now he regrets too

your dad had jungle fever

he can move back lmao

LMAO he wont

Mom got his corones

My wife country

We have a pretty good life here, going back will be shit, even if we sell the house we could not afford one in a rural area in austria

Real is shit

Well, if you've got a good life there, no point in moving to Austria

You have a nice passport a bunch of girls over there will like

Yeah

znd you can fuck tourists on tinder

true

bretti gud

But I really like the idea of going back to Austria and undoing the mistake that my father made and try to clean my genepool

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32707098929.html?spm=a2g01.8431631.taaaab9.57.oochrt&scm=1007.14110.78103.0&pvid=4b328752-d345-4610-8eb2-e385128573f8 really make me think

I saw that somewhere...

@Favelado austria is fucked, they have too many immigrants

Not that much in Österreich(my father land)

They are more near Vienna

You'd probably move back to Brazil after a few months

rural Austria is boring

move back to Austria only to get buttfucked by immigrants on the subway

Immigrants are everywhere in europe now

disgusts me

>

last time i came to paris i nearly puked

not in muh country

At least here I speak the same language of the niggers

it usually isn't difficult, like 400 words in their vocabulary

ouga bougga

whit womin

"Wherever I am, I must also rape"

haha

Kek

Stilin repin

We wuz Kang we want money

we got some civilized monkey here tho

get a nice black g-f

from Congo

aids

like

im down

but aids

Oh vey

@Goub and his gf in 5 years https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1476/98/1476980430080.webm

At least aids don't kill you fast

Here we got yellow fever

But is mostly in one place of the country

i have that

asian pussy is tight

That what? Yellow fever?

The disease?

Yeah, bunda fever > yellow fever > jungle fever

I am talking about this one

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_fever

oh

God Damm these horny gringos

yeah

that shit is icky

@Favelado that's God's punishment for living in the fucking jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5xBtaL3YI

>jungle

Man, this wave of yellow fever started at Minas Gerais, there are almost no jungle there. This shit adapted to be a urban disease

tomsgonnatom - Aujourd'hui à 18:14
@Goub and his gf in 5 years https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1476/98/1476980430080.webm


Kek she don't like nigger even more than me

But i'll prer the aryan bull

anytime 😉 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

A French faggot, the meme is real

Hamburger or shitty japanese sushi ?

i'm not a faggot, that's not gay if i just blow the bull

Hi everyone :3 my pronouns are chi and che ! 😃 ^o^

Yes it is

"my pronouns" is this ironic?

Ok then i'm a massive faggot

It's post post irony i'm sure

Must be

whew

it will be cheeseburger tonight

love how we are doing off topic here

Kek

Just ate pork

Best meat to cook with

mhh don't like beef ?

or chicken too

A lot of both

But pork is easy to cut and tender

yeah

i want to make a fucking curry

got everything but a good chicken

Sad for you :/

Here we can get the chicken fresh, you choose they kill

Take the feathers and organs off

Just so fresh the meat man

I am lucky to live in a semi rural area and can still get fresh meat

everything is processed here

why the fuck are you talking about this in the nsfw chan

france is a piece of shit country for the most part

Our cooking is kind of lewd

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gfjaGEsm1rp8zbi.jpg

we thought it could be nsfw

Are those pancake tits ?

probably

whew 😩

Why you always post this shit

because i dont have anything else to post

i dont even like massive areola its fucking disgusting

i just find it funny to post

Talk about cuisine with us

Eating frog can be quite nsfw

you need to open his/her leg then eat between it 😩 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Eating it by the ass

Nice

That's the thrill

>NSFW
>Can't even directly post nudes/semi nudes

How can I show the at Russian from ali

oh we can't send full nudes here ?

I can't upload them

Just sent links

But in the Ali app I can't get the link for the photos

make screens buddy

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Test

Well fuck it worked

God bless you French faggot

np

i think my cutie is getting thicc

those thighs

she need to work the fuck out

I thought all French have a slim body genetic

She is not french

and no french are thicc

Try to have fun with the thicc body, if not, put her to workout​

it isd just the thigs tho

she sent me that pic i was shocked

french women are made for black cock

Kek

if that's true then it's fucked up

especially the private information bit

There was one that they leaked the Facebook and Instagram page

Just for marketing purposes

hey

French girls are indeed for blacks cocks

thery are disgustings

tfw no qt french gf

i have to make do with my english gf instead

Don't take any french

they are hairy and have a stick up their asses

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ah oui j'adore le grandes pénis noires

Oh oui j'adores les bonnes grosses bites de négres

hon hon hon

lea seydoux a cute

That after puking face tho

meh

she's

ugly in a cute way

like she looks tired all the time

but it's hot