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2018-09-05 09:34:25 UTC

10/10 would tap

2018-09-05 09:34:41 UTC

Still needs programming socks though..

2018-09-05 11:43:43 UTC

@Deleted User this is what you should be aiming for

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/486864001696006144/Libreboot.png

2018-09-05 11:53:41 UTC

that reminds me of a friend of mine from Finland ๐Ÿค”

2018-09-05 11:54:16 UTC

your friend is going to burn in hell

2018-09-05 11:54:27 UTC

gay boy with thonkkpad

2018-09-05 11:56:56 UTC

Tfw me

2018-09-05 12:44:28 UTC

That's a cute bulge, would cuddle at night :>

2018-09-05 12:57:16 UTC

The bulge is the best part

2018-09-05 13:10:14 UTC

I wanna bite it off

2018-09-05 13:10:17 UTC

traps make me angery

2018-09-05 13:11:42 UTC

But that's still putting a Dick in your mouth. Arguably, that's gay

2018-09-05 13:12:30 UTC

that makes me angrier

2018-09-05 14:53:27 UTC

I'd tell'em to pop that little boipussy for me

2018-09-05 18:26:43 UTC

This is /g/ at it's finest

2018-09-05 19:58:45 UTC

@Deleted User see, there's one small problem with your equation

2018-09-05 19:58:51 UTC

You forgot the year we're in

2018-09-05 19:59:40 UTC

Amstrad just stirs up shit, don't worry about him. Shine on, you mentally ill faggot

2018-09-05 20:01:40 UTC

โค๏ธ

2018-09-05 20:11:25 UTC

this is such a golden post

2018-09-05 20:11:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/486991801937297449/unknown.png

2018-09-05 20:21:19 UTC

Send weight loss transition pics

2018-09-05 20:21:36 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-09-05 20:24:22 UTC

send skittles

2018-09-05 20:24:23 UTC

tbh

2018-09-05 20:28:41 UTC

also lightly chubby bois are comfy and lightly andro

2018-09-05 20:28:54 UTC

bcz it hides the bone and muscle structure a bit

2018-09-05 20:30:55 UTC

good shit

2018-09-05 20:32:28 UTC

ayyyy 150 boiz

2018-09-05 20:32:42 UTC

What's this millennial lingo you're using

2018-09-05 20:32:52 UTC

What does "skittles" stand for

2018-09-05 20:33:01 UTC

titty skittles

2018-09-05 20:33:09 UTC

O, so I assumed right

2018-09-05 20:33:17 UTC

Kinda gay

2018-09-05 20:33:21 UTC

uh

2018-09-05 20:33:22 UTC

yeah

2018-09-05 20:33:26 UTC

?

2018-09-05 20:33:46 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-09-05 20:33:59 UTC

i am a man of simple tastes, i want boy ass

2018-09-05 20:34:32 UTC

You wouldn't be on /g/ if that wasn't the case

2018-09-05 20:49:12 UTC

Tfw you got hot twink bf that gives you programming sock pics <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2018-09-05 21:01:01 UTC

We've come far as a species

2018-09-05 21:04:36 UTC

*Far from the Light and from the Love of God*

2018-09-05 21:04:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487005172271415306/one_nation_under_god_by_called1_for_jesus-d4b0ta4.jpg

2018-09-05 21:16:44 UTC

Whatโ€™s it like not having running water?

2018-09-05 21:31:54 UTC

E-dating is great

2018-09-05 21:32:35 UTC

I did "actual" dating for a good while and it's sucked

2018-09-05 22:19:55 UTC

why does it have a human penis

2018-09-05 22:20:06 UTC

why does this bother me

2018-09-05 22:29:36 UTC

But I'm not single <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-09-05 22:31:35 UTC

@Igmdigm what do you use

2018-09-05 22:31:37 UTC

for edating

2018-09-05 22:33:43 UTC

You don't necessarily use anything. You just talk to people you're interested in, much like real life

2018-09-05 22:35:04 UTC

Online is nice because I'm not tied with someone's bullshit, pressure is low, and they're often waaay more available.

2018-09-05 22:36:15 UTC

I'd text semi-frequently at best when dating someone, but online we talk when-the-fuck-ever.

2018-09-05 22:37:44 UTC

I'm gonna be real

2018-09-05 22:37:56 UTC

Sex is overrated.

2018-09-05 22:38:48 UTC

Blowjobs are great, on the contrary, but have fun finding someone that's not only good, but is fine with giving them frequently

2018-09-05 22:39:07 UTC

I mean the site @Igmdigm

2018-09-05 22:39:09 UTC

or service

2018-09-05 22:40:28 UTC

We talk on Discord

2018-09-05 22:40:36 UTC

You can meet wherever though

2018-09-05 22:40:55 UTC

Join comms, forums, play games, etc.

2018-09-05 22:41:40 UTC

no girls on the internet

2018-09-05 22:41:41 UTC

lies

2018-09-05 22:46:38 UTC

>first asks for site
>then quotes old meme

2018-09-05 22:46:41 UTC

<:GWbowsuBlobThinkOwO:359420199050674176>

Yeah,to find someone to fuck is not so hard but blowjobs are different,more often than not ending up in handjob. At that point you could as well just wank. OR...

Dicklets go away :^)

2018-09-05 22:49:53 UTC

Dating sites are shit, pls avoid for your sanity

I like how dating commercials in my country show alway women over 60years old having sex in gif/flash format

it is disgusting,i wonder how much traffict that gets

2018-09-05 22:52:11 UTC

As much as your ass does

2018-09-05 22:52:13 UTC

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

well 3 times per day?

that is not very money efficient

2018-09-05 22:52:30 UTC

Correct!

tbh gif of my ass would probably get more traffic than that

my ass is pretty nice

2018-09-05 22:53:05 UTC

london

2018-09-05 23:01:10 UTC

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

2018-09-06 03:14:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487098244044685324/holy.jpg

2018-09-06 03:43:09 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ‘Œ

I will ask your brother "how much is 2+2" if he does say 4,quick maths I will dildo you both to death.

I like them thin boned

2018-09-06 04:32:47 UTC

did you know that when a woman is too thin, the vaginal wall flesh starts to rot and chunks fall out

2018-09-06 04:34:40 UTC

I saw it in one of those surgery shows. Some of the newer doctors had to leave room as it was being scooped out

2018-09-06 04:36:16 UTC

the scent was beyond description

2018-09-06 04:40:16 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-09-06 04:41:31 UTC

Ah yes, TV shows

2018-09-06 04:41:39 UTC

They'd never exaggerate anything

2018-09-06 04:47:30 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-09-06 04:58:59 UTC

@๐•„๐•š๐••๐• ๐•ฃ๐•š dildo me to death anyways bb uwwwuwuwueuwwu

2018-09-06 04:59:20 UTC

lol vaginal wall scrapings sounds awful

2018-09-06 05:04:37 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-09-06 05:05:01 UTC

Can't have a good fap before schleep now

2018-09-06 13:51:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487258591997329418/hot.jpg

2018-09-06 13:52:28 UTC

>veiny hands

๐Ÿคข

2018-09-06 13:53:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487259111122272257/IMG_20180217_135853.jpg

2018-09-06 14:05:02 UTC

but all men have veiny hands <:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-09-06 14:08:30 UTC

I don't

2018-09-06 14:08:33 UTC

My hands are cute

2018-09-06 14:08:35 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-09-06 14:09:31 UTC

Sigh numales without veins

2018-09-06 14:10:22 UTC

They dont make Men like they used too...

2018-09-06 14:10:33 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2018-09-06 14:13:05 UTC

matt cant have veiny hands cause he has 300 kgs of fat deposit on them

2018-09-06 14:18:49 UTC

Hue

2018-09-06 15:38:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487285558708666409/alex_jones_and_astolgo.jpg

2018-09-06 16:13:11 UTC

@NiceBear are you telling me anorexia causes vaginal necrosis

2018-09-06 16:13:16 UTC

because that sounds like bullshit

2018-09-06 16:15:29 UTC

Probably prolonged anorexia

2018-09-06 16:15:35 UTC

Like 5 years

2018-09-06 16:34:23 UTC

^

2018-09-06 16:35:14 UTC

I mean, it's already demonstrated that anorexia or otherwise low calorie consumption will cause periods to stop happening

2018-09-06 16:35:37 UTC

Because they're getting so little energy that maintaining reproductive processes is a waste.

2018-09-06 17:26:51 UTC

>Lol dis bitch cant even get herself fed lol dont reproduce
-Nature

2018-09-06 17:27:57 UTC

Anyways if you have any sources on it lemme see @NiceBear

2018-09-06 17:31:39 UTC

๐Ÿคท some hospital show that airs around 9pm

2018-09-06 18:01:09 UTC
2018-09-06 19:06:09 UTC

@NiceBear Iโ€™m curious to see any kind of documentation on the subject

2018-09-06 21:05:42 UTC

what the fuck

2018-09-06 21:05:52 UTC

that anorexic chick looks like a skeleton

2018-09-06 21:37:24 UTC

Whats with the gears on his shoulders

2018-09-06 21:37:29 UTC

Cant tattoo fur

2018-09-06 21:59:09 UTC

Didnโ€™t think that one through, did you?

2018-09-06 22:05:38 UTC

I jusg dont think it is

2018-09-06 22:06:08 UTC

At the rate he would shed, dye a pattern that well kept would take too much upkeep

2018-09-06 22:07:51 UTC

I can suspend my belief enough to pretend a humanoid furry might exist in a fictional world, but not one with those gears

2018-09-06 22:20:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487386749316890642/IMG_20180906_232044.jpg

2018-09-06 22:25:03 UTC

Youโ€™re wrong. People dye designs into their animals all the time.

2018-09-06 22:26:28 UTC

thats kinda fucked

2018-09-06 22:26:36 UTC

There are pet safe hair colors

2018-09-06 22:26:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487388237237714959/6eaad41e-df31-4228-8ea3-759c4e514ad4.png

2018-09-06 22:27:22 UTC

the dog is not the animal.

2018-09-06 22:27:45 UTC

i wish only bad things upon its owner

2018-09-06 22:28:16 UTC

we generally dont deserve dogs.

2018-09-06 22:36:50 UTC

breakfast is valid

2018-09-06 22:43:05 UTC

Breakfast is a victim

that is nice,i will buy dog probably something similiar to german shepard and color it pink too.

2018-09-07 06:22:48 UTC

Carina Kirschner/Yara of Hegre-Art - https://i.imgur.com/3km22ig.jpg

2018-09-07 07:51:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487530384792223744/IMG_20180806_111751.jpg

2018-09-07 08:04:50 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

It is so hard to imagine what does the bird think,"food,food,cold,lonely?" o wait that is me.

2018-09-07 15:44:52 UTC
2018-09-07 17:07:20 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752> ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Mods are asleep time for horned women.

No problem.I did not come to be served, but to serve,and to give my porn as ransom for many.

2018-09-08 14:33:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/487993991631994890/a7a46cb0bc.png

2018-09-08 16:52:05 UTC

how do you poop while wearing that

2018-09-08 16:54:39 UTC

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-09-08 16:56:38 UTC

girls dont poop dear

2018-09-08 17:06:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488032327721680896/image0-2.jpg

2018-09-08 17:11:27 UTC

ouch

2018-09-08 17:11:43 UTC

shouldn't he be able to just pull the bolt back though @NiceBear

2018-09-08 17:12:37 UTC

I mean it doesn't have a bolt open but it should not be terribly difficult...

2018-09-08 17:13:01 UTC

You can't post wacky xDDD picture online if you pull it back

2018-09-08 17:16:43 UTC

>on armlist

2018-09-08 17:17:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488035066795261963/michelle_obama_penis.jpg

2018-09-08 17:17:22 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑulge

2018-09-08 17:17:43 UTC

murica thinks this individual is intelligent enough to own and use guns responsibly

2018-09-08 17:18:25 UTC

>he doesn't stick his PP in his vintage chink

2018-09-08 17:18:27 UTC

weak

2018-09-08 17:37:55 UTC

@Deleted User i dont know much about guns. assumed its jammed.

2018-09-08 17:38:20 UTC

its probably legit since Florida

2018-09-08 17:45:58 UTC

Jams should usually be easy to clear in an sks I think.. unless something would get between the top of the bolt and the receiver, like dust, but seems unlikely

2018-09-08 17:46:32 UTC

It does require some force to get the bolt back though, which is usually done resting the gun against your shoulder and pulling the bolt handle backwards

2018-09-08 17:46:52 UTC

Would be harder in this position but not that hard

2018-09-08 18:14:47 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2018-09-08 19:08:00 UTC

GOOD LAD @wind

2018-09-09 06:06:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488228744771665920/courage.png

imagine those paws touching your feet

2018-09-09 07:02:37 UTC

i dont think it can be considered furry. i dont think the artist drew that thinking someone would masturbate to it

2018-09-09 07:02:44 UTC

doubt anyone has

i fapped to it twice already

next time tell me quicker

2018-09-09 07:06:23 UTC

plenty of sexual images out there that are just funny, not erotic

2018-09-09 07:06:41 UTC

could fall under absurdist humor

I m waiting for people to integrate ai to dolphin brain so they can give me consent to fuck them

i can not be the only one here

2018-09-09 07:08:55 UTC

do you have any idea how much Minion erotica there is? there might be a single florida man who faps to it, but thats all

2018-09-09 07:09:08 UTC

Minions from disoicible me that is

2018-09-09 07:10:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488244899490168834/IMG_-l9vqk2.png

i like when they cry

add some tears to those eyes

and it is 10/10

2018-09-09 07:12:20 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2018-09-09 07:12:44 UTC

wtf

2018-09-09 12:29:19 UTC

wind that paizuri vid ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-09-09 15:53:58 UTC

coochie

2018-09-09 15:54:23 UTC

I didn't like that at all. Something about it was grotesque

2018-09-09 15:56:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488377080992759819/1536496859044.png

2018-09-09 17:53:50 UTC

Squirting is just urine. Donโ€™t believe the memes

2018-09-09 18:02:49 UTC

^

2018-09-09 19:51:43 UTC

That doesn't make it *not* hot.

2018-09-09 19:53:29 UTC

piss can be hot

2018-09-09 20:11:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488441433435406336/IMG_20180608_060850.png

2018-09-09 21:25:58 UTC

Do you have a porn discord server?

2018-09-09 21:55:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488467400665333810/1536497599426.jpg

2018-09-09 22:16:49 UTC

Would you please refrain from doxxing me thanks

2018-09-10 01:08:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488515961583042570/1536496400888.png

she would be so scary IRL

2018-09-10 01:17:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488518314583130112/1536024017436.jpg

2018-09-10 01:33:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488522418957320194/1536495292671.jpg

mods mods mods that character is 17yo

2018-09-10 01:36:29 UTC

Since when is rosalina 17

2018-09-10 01:36:37 UTC

Fuck off

who,i thought it is sonic

all this drawn shit looks the same

2018-09-10 01:37:16 UTC

Sonic is a hedgehog, their age of consent is different

2018-09-10 01:37:42 UTC

It's legal and moral to fuck hedgehogs once they reach 3

2018-09-10 09:45:59 UTC

Did you really just hit us with the "I'm not pedo for wanting to fuck 3 year old hedgehogs"

2018-09-10 09:46:44 UTC

Being a pedo is the least of your concerns if you want to fuck hedgehogs

2018-09-10 09:48:13 UTC

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2018-09-10 11:38:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488674512183754753/1536497397208.png

that is really nice,she is going to do some chin ups

i like fit women

2018-09-10 11:55:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488678971316109333/image0-9.jpg

2018-09-10 11:57:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/488679337294430210/1536496260353.jpg

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