Air Asia is fine but damn their planes feel like they will explode at any moment

Maybe it's just me

IMO they're much better than their competition 'cause a lot of the time they're a bit cheaper

Yeah we flew from China to Malaysia for practically nothing

We booked seats behind emergency row seats

So if no one bought those (chinks never pay more for seats) then we will just move there

That's nice

The least amount of turbulence

Yeah and they can't recline on us

Wing view is pretty sick too

I'm praying no one sits in the emergency row. It'd be so sick to steal those

GL

If I die on this chink flight, it's been an honor to serve you lads

Please don't let them check my internet search history

Use incognito mode newfag

clear your history nigger

delete system 32

dd if=/dev/null/ of=/home/

sudo rm -rf /home/

You can't use /home/ as output file

hmm

damnit

And probably not dev null as input, I'm not sure

what's the DD that wipes your mbr?

you can do this to gamble with your SATA error rate
dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sda

🤔

Farewell kaetaa

We will miss you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

What the fuck did I just watch

Made it safely in USA

Damn I'm tired

Congratulations

Congrats

*See, great Chinese airline not bad, should've listened to ma in law*

Congrats

did your gf already cheat on you now that she knows that other white guys look better than you?

oof

(it's funny that I can be a dick about it because I had the same insecurities when I brought mine to Europe)

>how to import girl into country

*without paying tax

PM one of those chinks that sell live animals

Luckily I'm in Texas so she will only see fat rednecks

But apparently she's into that so yes I'm worried

How was 中国?

Was it 很好?

Haha

i would have said it was buhao but cant type chink on my pc only phone

Google Translate has a pretty good built in one

Was there for 2 years it was gay

are you going back to China or is it over now?

and did your gf cheat yet?

please tell us when you catch her with another guy

@porco yeah but why switch between Google translate and another app just to get Chinese. That's like cheating. I can read it and write it so I can start least use my phone keyboard. No point even trying on a computer

I'm gonna resign after cny holiday kaetaa

then I too am out of china

hopefully get an internship in Canada

>get an internship in canada

>wind up in hongcouver chinatown

RIP

>when the only thing fallout got wrong about the chinese invasion was the location

the trick is to find the right balance of cjink

No chink is the right balance of chink

Food maybe but amy community formed is cancer and insular indistinguishable from mainland

not even chink gf?

Chink gf is only accepted as a higher form of containing chinks.

We have to return for a month or more to finalize her long term visa and retreieve out cat and other belongings

Our*

how doestraveling with a cat work

does it go into the passengers area or cargo?

also would they be pretty strict on animal from china

We take him in cabin

And yes they are very strict when taking animals into china

Not so much when exporting

only into china, wouldn't it be the other way around

@Big Meme often I put my translate from Chinese -> English and type there for two reasons:

1. I'd like to read the pinyin subtitles to see if I chose the right characters (I don't use the pinyin input but BoPoMoFo)
2. I'd like to see the bullshit English translation to get a confirmation that the words make more or less sense

I'm not that good at Chinese yet and I feel that doing it this way, I learn faster by spotting my own mistakes sooner

well if you are still learning then using that is definately helpful. ive been learing long enough to the point where i try and challenge myself. no pinyin, and when i type i do type in pinyin and then select the character

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/161477436

This thread reads like kaetaa's manifesto

>inb4 it is kaetaa

of course, he can now access 4chan again

Thats pretty insulting to his intellegence that he cant get past the basic firewall

I honestly wouldn't go through any effort for 4chan

so it was more "not giving a fuck" implication, than stupidity

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I saw that

Youre right tho, I'd probably just take a break instead of going through the trouble unless they banmed porn like worst korea

@johnfrum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_Asia#China

He has a super cute Chinese gf (much cuter than mine). He doesn't need porn

How do you know that @porcorosso#2322

And how does one define a cute chink gf

cute:
[x]yes
[ ]no

I saw her, she's really cute

Any pic of a comparable chink?

Very similar

You're insane

That woman is much younger and more beautiful haha

And possibly Korean?

Also, I went 2 WEBM into that pol thread before having to close the whole thing

Holy shit

Never again

And I had VPN to access the Chans in china so no problem there. 4chan actually isn't blocked...you just can't post because captcha is blocked

But if you get a pass it's np

@johnfrum ayy, unexpected

Decently cute, not all that attractive for me though. I just wanted to know what you guys consider qt

I find this to be cute

I agree, looks veeery korean

like 80%

Damn, a pass owner

I heard they're like dozens of you

That's IU, her music sucks but she's cute. Yes she's Korean

And @kaetaa I was trying to make you look good here

I know haha

I'm just being honest

I honestly think you have a very good looking fiancee. I hope while you tell us that she's not young, you tell at least her that she's beautiful

that's what you have to do

put your girl down so she thinks she can't do better

I occasionally call mine 中國公主 which makes her buttmad because she hates China

in front of other people I usually refer to her as 兔子

and everybody reacts like "awwww how cute"

but I just call her like that because she stomps her feet when she's mad and it looks like a rabbit that jumps away

Used to call my ex mapetite, because she couldn't reach my top shelves.
Eventually it catched on as madame petite one evening.
Good times.

that's a nice one

when she can't reach something because of her size, I just prepend 小 to her name

Behold

The latest 1080p audio

Shit, and I'm still using 64 kbps audio

Will it enhance

nice, right?

just booked it

scoot here in Aust has cheaper

that's roughly 400aud more than scoots cost to bkk

but that's not just BKK

Scoot will probably use china air

but to Taiwan aswell

@johnfrum own planes

idk

that's Zurich - BKK nonstop, 1 week in Bangkok, then to TPE, 3 weeks in Taipei and then back to ZRH

Good little trip for $1k aud

And the price is for the whole flights

Both people?

No, per person

But to be fair, I paid in Euro and I still had the Euros from when 1 CHF used to be about 1.08 Eur

So I saved a little more

From my point of view (earning CHF, spending EUR)

1270 Eur for both

Roughly 1500 US $

syd>bkk is 416aud return, bkk>tpe 200aud return

both on scoot

Yes sure, but Australia is a little more near to Bangkok than Zurich

granted I'm significantly closer

I can also tell you how cheap I can fly to Italy

Cheapest flight I ever booked was Zürich - Bruxelles for 12 Eur, 3 days after the big terror attack in 2016

12 EUR???

I'm pretty sure I spent more than that on steam games hahah

Yes that was a nice Bruxelles New Year's Trip. Nobody wanted to fly to Belgium back then because of the terror threats

Hotels were also super cheap because there were basically no tourists at all at that time

/r/madlads

I slightly want to go back to the US I guess

It was a fun experience last time

Burgers are weird

Maybe JP or TW, who knows lmao

Go to Taiwan

I would like to

But I'd blow my wad on fookin airfare

Just for to the cheapest one booked a couple weeks in advance

https://youtu.be/JZnEZ4KX3pA

anyone here flew from china/hong kong to canada?

fucking hell another earthquake in taiwan

this one woke me up

totally going to be in shape for work later

http://www.cwb.gov.tw/V7e/earthquake/Data/quake/EE0226022852069.htm

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYVymsEiSh0

@vanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvanvan#9834 fuck, you safe?

@van ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

That's suspicious, has there been a similar event in history with so many earthquakes in such little time?

Also they all seem to be between Hualien and Yilan.

>proco is going to be the Taiwanese alex jones

There's one in German media that is much worse

@johnfrum a Taiwanese blogtalkradio Ghost would be even better.

Wouldn't want to be a celebrity in Taiwan though

Foreign celebrities in Taiwan have a very very very weird status

I went out for a few beer with a German that is part of some talk show in Taiwan and he told me some super weird stuff

Most things ended up being some flavor of "local men accusing him to do this to steal women" although he's married and has children

Wouldn't want to be a person of public interest with this kind of image

yep Taiwan pretty much hates white guys

Because theyre stealing precious womyn

CHINA NUMBA 1

EZclap

Once a Taiwanese guy actually started fighting (verbally) with me in public transport because I was with my Taiwanese girlfriend. I ended up offering him that if he ever comes to Italy, I will gladly wingman him into picking up an Italian girl if it makes him happy. We exchanged Line accounts. He said he will contact me if he's around

lmao

Not sure why anyone would want Euro girls in general though as they're all garbage

not eastern EU uwu

Can't agree with that, so far I've only witnessed us exchanges as unbearable..

http://www.euronews.com/2018/02/25/china-s-communist-party-sets-up-stage-for-xi-jinping-to-stay-indefinitely

Nothing will ever change

Cheap chink shit forever <:umaru:232470184445607937>

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I bet Xi Jinping has done some pretty dodgy stuff

Shamelessly copied from the thread, it made my day.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-funeral-strippers-crack-down-rural-attract-mourners-death-a8220866.html

>originated in Taiwan

@porcorosso#2322 what song do you want lusty ladies to take off thier clothes to after you kick it/ fake your death gor tax reasons?

@porco

Fucking @s

I want "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" on my funeral

That's going to be a very obscure funeral / stripshow

Nice.

But no one is going to clap their hand because my now gf then wife will lose the only retard that supported her useless ass. My children will be NEET and face to support the family now after doing nothing for their entire life. Nobody will clap their hand.

Just make sure you get some cute daughters, women will always find a way to leech off dumb asses like you.

@porco who is german alex jones???

i want to be german paul joseph watson sighhh

today i drank my first white tea which is apparently some fancy stuff, i. e. wild tea in the mountains that is picked by monks <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I don't know what kind of white tea you drank but white tea is usually just green tea leaves when the plant isn't fully grown afaik

@Sdeck37 its 20xx

He needss to make some cute traps too

Diversify the human trafficking portfolio

If my children decide to be homosexual, I will disown them and release them to adoption

>fucked trap
>but that wasnt gay

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My father doesn't know and he never will

If my children want to do gay things, I must not know

If I don't know, it's OK

Also I didn't know it was a trap until it was too late as I said

@porco you want to tell me that tea is usually just tea leaves but processed differently???? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

@JHWH not always, see chai, Earl Grey, jasmin etc etc

I really don't understand the meme, tea can contain a lot of crap. I was pointing out that the properties that he listed aren't usual for the tea type as far as I could find out

chai is just a generic word for tea in a lot of languages. earl grey is black tea + spices. jasmin is green tea + spices. doesnt have much to do with the processing of the tea plant itself.
And yes you were right, white tea is young tea leaves but that doesnt contradict any of what I said about it?

Chai usually refers to Indian style chai (black tea and spices). Your sentence just made it look like its a requirement for white tea to be picked by monks

Chai is usually shitty coffee here though <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I was only aware of this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai

Oh, chai latte is tea here too.

I just thought it to be coffee, because i've only seen it in starbucks cups so far..

@porco yes masala chai is spiced tea, but the term chai just means tea

i just wanted to state how fancy my tea was :^)

chink hand labour

i didnt like it though. taiwanese milky oolong is the best tea by far

Pei Mu Tan?

Or actually some Yinzehn shit?

Taiwanese oolong is nice, but without milk

gf makes it by herself because the milk tea from the Chinese shops is different than the milk tea that you can obtain in Taiwan