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2018-01-28 19:42:55 UTC

Only in the West

2018-01-28 19:43:03 UTC

nothing is better than bringing a foriegn group of people into your country that has 0 of the same values you do

2018-01-28 19:44:16 UTC

If they are really gay they already have a lot in common with plenty of my Amsterdamned countrymen

2018-01-28 19:46:44 UTC

Which is quite interesting to me

2018-01-28 19:47:32 UTC

You sea europe and East asia with the "work hard and just be a decent being" and then there's a whole chunk of shithole in between them

2018-01-28 19:47:41 UTC

Like how did it come to that

2018-01-28 21:16:07 UTC

@Deleted User Where you from?

2018-01-28 21:16:12 UTC

Randstad?

2018-01-28 21:16:41 UTC

@Sdeck37 Confucius or Christianity, probably

2018-01-28 21:28:48 UTC
2018-01-28 21:28:55 UTC

Sadly

2018-01-28 21:30:21 UTC

Same

2018-01-28 21:30:23 UTC

but not sadly

2018-01-28 21:30:35 UTC

Who the fuck wants to live in fly over The-Rest-Of-Holland

2018-01-28 22:49:55 UTC

I don't know man, randstad seems pretty great to me

2018-01-28 22:50:02 UTC

takes absolutely no time to get to anywhere meaningful

2018-01-28 22:50:08 UTC

can study, live and work all in the same area

2018-01-28 22:50:12 UTC

awesome infrastructure

2018-01-28 22:50:15 UTC

great restaurants

2018-01-28 22:50:16 UTC

tons of events

2018-01-28 22:50:16 UTC

etc

2018-01-28 22:50:52 UTC

I can show you a few in R'dam that aren't too expensive but have the best taste

2018-01-28 22:50:56 UTC

hidden away from tourists too

2018-01-28 22:51:01 UTC

<#189467888657235970> for /int/ bants

2018-01-28 22:51:01 UTC

I'm sorry you're not having a good time in the randstad

2018-01-28 22:51:06 UTC

but it's genuinely a great area to be in

2018-01-29 07:25:04 UTC

When i do visit i mostly just way to visit scandinavians countries

2018-01-29 07:25:08 UTC

want*

2018-01-29 07:40:56 UTC

Finland must be nice to visit

2018-01-29 08:08:41 UTC

Meetupp?????

2018-01-29 08:09:24 UTC

ๆˆ‘ๆ‰พไธๅˆฐไธ€ๅ€‹qtไธ‰้ปžไธ€ๅ››็š„ๆƒ ๅทžๅฅณๆœ‹ๅ‹ :(((((

2018-01-29 08:10:25 UTC

ๆˆ‘ๆ€Žๆœƒ็นผ็บŒๅญ˜ๅœจ...

2018-01-29 08:10:31 UTC

sighhhh

2018-01-29 08:11:50 UTC

idk if last sentence is correct; i translated from canto in my head

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407447736707710976/autistic.png

2018-01-29 08:12:50 UTC

Just get yourself a cute fuckboi

2018-01-29 08:12:56 UTC

With long socks

2018-01-29 08:22:37 UTC

>ๆˆ‘ๆ€Žๆœƒ็นผ็บŒๅญ˜ๅœจ
ไฝ ๆฒ’ๆœ‰

2018-01-29 08:45:16 UTC

ๆˆ‘ๆฐธไธๆœƒๅฟ˜่จ˜ๆˆ‘ๆฒ’ๆœ‰ๆƒ ๅทžๅฅณๆœ‹ๅ‹

2018-01-29 08:45:30 UTC

ๆฏไธ€ๅคฉ้ƒฝ่จ˜ๅพ—

2018-01-29 08:45:34 UTC

sigghhhh

2018-01-29 09:20:09 UTC

็‚บไป€้บผไฝ ่ฆไธ€ๅ€‹ๆƒ ๅทžๅฅณๆœ‹ๅ‹๏ผŸ

2018-01-29 09:27:04 UTC

็‚บไป€้บผไธ่ฆ๏ผŸ

2018-01-29 09:27:14 UTC

<:autism:327926282639769610>

2018-01-29 09:32:13 UTC

What are you guys talking about??

2018-01-29 09:32:51 UTC

Wish I understood moon runes

2018-01-29 09:33:24 UTC

@fedora ไฝ ไนŸๆฒ’ๆœ‰ๅฅณๆœ‹ๅ‹ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚

2018-01-29 09:33:40 UTC

Are you tolking about how you dont have gf again...

2018-01-29 09:36:05 UTC

Sighhj please don't remind me

2018-01-29 09:37:07 UTC

That's all we ever talk about

2018-01-29 09:37:24 UTC

Should change this channel to "fuck chins, also no gf"

2018-01-29 09:46:07 UTC
2018-01-29 09:46:08 UTC

ๆฒ’ๆœ‰็†็”ฑ

2018-01-29 09:46:20 UTC

ๅฐ็ฃๅฅณๅญฉๆ˜ฏๅฏๆ„›็š„

2018-01-29 09:49:23 UTC

someone set channel topic to ๆˆ‘่ฆ่ทŸๆฏไธ€ๅ€‹ไธญๅ›ฝๅฅณไบบๅš็ˆฑ because @kaetaa is right

2018-01-29 09:55:00 UTC

@Tribit can you please change the channel topic?

2018-01-29 10:26:28 UTC

change it to tfw้‚„ๆฒ’ๆœ‰ๅœจKFCๆŽ’ๅฐฟ็š„ไธญๅœ‹ๅฅณๆœ‹ๅ‹

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407481617599430666/autistic.png

2018-01-29 10:51:30 UTC

kek ffs

2018-01-29 11:04:42 UTC

@porco to
what

2018-01-29 11:05:14 UTC

A string of chinese letters

2018-01-29 11:05:45 UTC

@Tribit ">tfw no qt Huizhou gf"

2018-01-29 11:06:40 UTC

"tfw no pissing in KFC girlfriend"

2018-01-29 11:06:44 UTC

I liked kaetaas better

2018-01-29 11:06:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407491753625649152/autistic.png

2018-01-29 11:07:37 UTC

You do like that frog, don't you?

2018-01-29 11:08:13 UTC

it is the missing emote..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407492125760946176/autistic.png

2018-01-29 11:09:36 UTC

I like ๆˆ‘่ฆ่ทŸๆฏไธ€ๅ€‹ไธญๅ›ฝๅฅณไบบๅš็ˆฑ

2018-01-29 11:10:10 UTC

also it took me almost 3-4 minutes to type that without translate so please acknowledge my progress

2018-01-29 11:10:53 UTC

I cant read it but congratulations

2018-01-29 11:12:55 UTC

>simplified

2018-01-29 11:12:58 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-29 11:13:12 UTC

i can only see a chinese woman from the characters

2018-01-29 11:13:22 UTC

@porco where are muh beauty characters

2018-01-29 11:15:41 UTC

the simplified ones are easier to remember for me because that's what my teacher teaches me

2018-01-29 11:15:53 UTC

the traditional ones I always have to check on Google translate

2018-01-29 11:16:42 UTC

but yes simplified is babby's first alien language

2018-01-29 11:16:46 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-29 11:17:04 UTC

oh, I'm actually the opposite

2018-01-29 11:17:34 UTC

I am trying to remember both sets but that's a lot of learning

2018-01-29 11:19:44 UTC

given that you spend time in taiwan, I would lean towards trad but I might be biased

2018-01-29 11:20:29 UTC

and I'm guessing people there often write simplified anyway because it's less effort?

2018-01-29 11:37:56 UTC

no they don't, they totally stick 100% to traditional, to the point that my gf needs Google translate for simplified ones

2018-01-29 11:38:18 UTC

But I'm going to chink school twice a week and the teacher is a Beijing qt

2018-01-29 11:38:46 UTC

it will be almost impossible to find someone who professionally teaches you trad. characters in Zurich

2018-01-29 11:41:13 UTC

does she teach you erhua <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-29 11:41:32 UTC

please elaborate

2018-01-29 11:41:46 UTC

>beijing

2018-01-29 11:41:58 UTC

what is erhua?

2018-01-29 11:42:04 UTC

two flowers?

2018-01-29 11:42:11 UTC

yi diarrrrr

2018-01-29 11:42:12 UTC

narrrrr

2018-01-29 11:42:15 UTC

zharrrrr

2018-01-29 11:42:18 UTC

ah yes

2018-01-29 11:42:20 UTC

errrrrrrr

2018-01-29 11:42:24 UTC

na er instead of na li

2018-01-29 11:42:32 UTC

zhe er instead of zhe li

2018-01-29 11:42:44 UTC

yi dia er instead of yi dian

2018-01-29 11:43:23 UTC

pirate slang

2018-01-29 11:43:41 UTC

>tfw no Beijing pirate gf

2018-01-29 11:45:38 UTC

tfw no erhua gee eff to arrrrrr at you when you accidentally search for chairman on your oneplus

2018-01-29 11:47:30 UTC

I just googled this on my xiaomi, how arrested will I be the next time I go to China?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407502010921910272/IMG_20180129_124648.jpg

2018-01-29 12:32:13 UTC

nah the sensors dont understand english

2018-01-29 12:32:39 UTC

although its estimated they have like 3 million employees watching the internet for people saying shit they dont like

2018-01-29 13:07:30 UTC

Just found out chinese randomly has complex numerals

2018-01-29 13:08:10 UTC

ไธ€ ๅฃน 1
ไบŒ ่ฒณ 2
ไธ‰ ๅ 3
ๅ›› ่‚† 4
ไบ” ไผ 5
ๅ…ญ ้™ธ 6
ไธƒ ๆŸ’ 7
ๅ…ซ ๆŒ 8
ไน ็Ž– 9
ๅ ๆ‹พ 10

2018-01-29 13:08:20 UTC

Why did they do this?

2018-01-29 13:08:25 UTC

it's used for financials

2018-01-29 13:08:33 UTC

But why?

2018-01-29 13:08:52 UTC

can't alter a ่ฒณ into a ๅ

2018-01-29 13:09:07 UTC

like you could ไบŒ into ไธ‰

2018-01-29 13:09:31 UTC

oh okay

2018-01-29 13:09:32 UTC

the japanese use it as well

2018-01-29 13:09:43 UTC

makes sense

2018-01-29 13:38:36 UTC

it's like when we write our numbers out on financial documents

2018-01-29 13:39:00 UTC

----onehundredfiftytwothousandfourhundredseventyseven dollar----

2018-01-29 13:39:02 UTC

and so on

2018-01-29 17:50:04 UTC

>even counting to ten is predicated on people tryong to chink the system

2018-01-29 19:58:54 UTC

https://clips.twitch.tv/TameCuriousPelicanItsBoshyTime asian twink absolutely destroyed by white devil

2018-01-29 20:05:57 UTC

wow

2018-01-29 20:07:38 UTC

that's so rude, no wonder some people think femoids should die

2018-01-29 20:45:21 UTC

>femoids

2018-01-30 02:00:02 UTC

@Julian taken down rip

2018-01-30 04:27:43 UTC

I feel sad for him tbh

2018-01-30 04:28:16 UTC

shit clip to start the day with. Hate seeing people getting rejected

2018-01-30 04:31:52 UTC

Eh, honestly going for a single chick, leaving his partner behind, isn't a great move either..

2018-01-30 04:34:47 UTC

I don't get it, she made the first move

2018-01-30 04:35:00 UTC

She talked to the chink guy first

2018-01-30 04:54:54 UTC

She thought he wanted to interact with the cam, a lot did prior/after

2018-01-30 05:08:34 UTC

I understand

2018-01-30 05:13:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407765135986524161/1517270333180.png

2018-01-30 05:14:00 UTC

me IRL

2018-01-30 05:35:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/407770792676556801/sticker.webp

2018-01-30 10:15:55 UTC

I posted the video to my gf and she replied this:

2018-01-30 20:27:17 UTC

http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=243020&utm_source=dable
>korean english teachers on suicide watch
>"google translate isn't perfect! learn korean!"
>writes an article with konglish worse than bing translate

2018-01-30 21:46:37 UTC

I mean i see the point of living in korea -> learn proper korean, but geez

2018-01-30 22:12:23 UTC

>school director

2018-01-31 03:19:42 UTC

don't move to china, lads

2018-01-31 03:19:44 UTC

go live in taiwan

2018-01-31 03:19:49 UTC

its like china but actually good

2018-01-31 03:20:10 UTC

or if you just want asian, go live in thailand.

2018-01-31 03:47:02 UTC

is it that bad

2018-01-31 04:29:01 UTC

yes

2018-01-31 04:29:04 UTC

it is

2018-01-31 04:29:30 UTC

Taiwan is really nice too though

2018-01-31 04:29:54 UTC

I'm so close to leaving China that I'm literally shaking

2018-01-31 04:57:11 UTC

You too? Lol

2018-01-31 05:13:52 UTC

I get to leave for 6 weeks at the end of this month. In literally counting the days

2018-01-31 05:47:59 UTC

Why? Shouldn't you guys have some pretty western positions jobs?
Or is it just the different culture?

2018-01-31 05:51:28 UTC

I work for a US company remotely

2018-01-31 05:51:33 UTC

So that's fine

2018-01-31 05:52:48 UTC

Not to reiterate what we've all talked about for the past year, but the sum it up: Chinese culture is literally the opposite of most western countries, and it's encouraged to lie cheat and steal to get ahead.

2018-01-31 05:53:22 UTC

Gets pretty frustrating to live around people who have no common courtesy and treat strangers like garbage.

2018-01-31 05:53:34 UTC

Which isn't to say China doesn't have good stuff.

2018-01-31 05:55:00 UTC

Most of the Chinese food is pretty good.

2018-01-31 06:07:19 UTC

And no, 98% of foreigners in China who are working are English teachers.

2018-01-31 07:08:32 UTC

I need to finish my project and then hand my 30 day notice

2018-01-31 07:09:06 UTC

need to look for a new jerb though but at least no china

2018-01-31 08:22:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/408175068779249665/Screenshot_2018-01-31-09-19-36-802_com.whatsapp.png

2018-01-31 08:22:09 UTC

I learned a new term

2018-01-31 08:24:09 UTC

What does it mean?

2018-01-31 08:24:39 UTC

Eating western sausage

2018-01-31 09:04:48 UTC

How do you pronounce them?

2018-01-31 09:09:18 UTC

@kaetaa Sorry, I just recently took up activity in this discord.
I know that the Chinese have a miserable/selfish culture, but my experience only includes Taiwanese and Koreans.
Those were nice people imo.

2018-01-31 09:43:14 UTC

>eating western sausage

2018-01-31 09:43:35 UTC

Chink insults = best insults

2018-01-31 10:58:51 UTC

@Sdeck37 have you read the stories by the translator working with steel?

2018-01-31 11:01:24 UTC

chinese are the second most oppressed asians

2018-01-31 11:01:39 UTC

right behind best korea

2018-01-31 11:09:50 UTC

I secretly do hope that the steel story was real

2018-01-31 11:10:13 UTC

It's totally plausible for chinese

2018-01-31 11:15:21 UTC

@transience were you familiar with this insult?

2018-01-31 11:15:49 UTC

sadly never been in a context to hear such an insult

2018-01-31 11:18:55 UTC

is there a common stigma with Taiwanese who are with westerners?

2018-01-31 11:25:00 UTC

yes

2018-01-31 11:25:32 UTC

also Taiwanese media usually talks like you could just walk down the road and collect the most beautiful Taiwanese girls at your liking. All you need to do is not being Asian

2018-01-31 11:27:53 UTC

also it's always about food

2018-01-31 11:27:59 UTC

"girl who likes western food"

2018-01-31 11:28:06 UTC

"eat western sausage"

2018-01-31 11:34:03 UTC

the taiwanese beta white knights eat it all up

2018-01-31 11:34:35 UTC

remember the streamer that got banned and had to leave Taiwan? Theres a discord server with 20k people trying to dox him and his fam constantly

2018-01-31 11:34:42 UTC

really makes you <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-01-31 11:42:11 UTC

inv to this discord pls

2018-01-31 11:45:14 UTC

>first time in Taiwan
>meet Taiwanese gril (not my current gf)
>be in metro together
>guy passes by
>asks: is this your boyfriend?
>she answers: "yes why?"
>guy: "bitch"
>guy leaves

2018-01-31 11:45:52 UTC

those guys are worse than westerners with black people and white women

2018-01-31 11:50:57 UTC

reminds me of that vid

2018-01-31 11:51:00 UTC

also in the metro

2018-01-31 11:51:25 UTC

where some white knight is calling a girl a bitch or something because she is with a white guy

2018-01-31 11:51:30 UTC

why are they like this

2018-01-31 11:51:40 UTC

didnt you post that, actually?

2018-01-31 11:55:36 UTC

I wish I was white

2018-01-31 11:55:40 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-31 12:11:37 UTC

No you dont

2018-01-31 12:11:49 UTC

I can't go anywhere without every motherfucker staring at me

2018-01-31 12:12:10 UTC

Uncle's just stand on the street and stare right in my face with these dead lifeless eyes

2018-01-31 12:12:42 UTC

@Sdeck37 yeah Taiwanese and Koreans are a ok in my book.

2018-01-31 12:27:29 UTC

ye but they don't assume you know the language

2018-01-31 12:27:40 UTC

please check your priviledge

2018-01-31 12:34:41 UTC

`priviledgectl status
priviledge not running, Exit status 1`

2018-01-31 12:34:52 UTC

>tfw brown

2018-01-31 12:36:00 UTC

do you get treated as a pajeet in taiwan

2018-01-31 12:38:46 UTC

no they treat my like a white guy, they just dno't look at me so much

2018-01-31 12:43:06 UTC

whoa

2018-01-31 12:43:14 UTC

rare

2018-01-31 12:44:42 UTC

what?

2018-01-31 12:49:23 UTC

No one stared at me in Taiwan, Malaysia, Thailand, Hong Kong etc

2018-01-31 12:49:27 UTC

Almost never

2018-01-31 12:49:36 UTC

In China, it's literally fucking everyone everywhere

2018-01-31 12:49:47 UTC

Except Shanghai, I'll give them that.

2018-01-31 12:50:01 UTC

Shanghai seems to be the only bastion of light

2018-01-31 12:50:40 UTC

I stare at white people when I see them

2018-01-31 12:51:36 UTC

lmao

2018-01-31 12:55:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/408243891033341953/26733389_2152194528342392_4748223320882106814_n.png

2018-01-31 13:00:48 UTC

@plasticsword where do you live?

2018-01-31 13:01:51 UTC

I'm in zhuhai atm

2018-01-31 13:12:39 UTC

nice Guangdong

2018-01-31 13:12:47 UTC

always wanted to visit Guangdong

2018-01-31 13:16:28 UTC

How come you decided to live in China for so long? You're US chink, aren't you?

2018-01-31 15:42:20 UTC

@Julian Nope

2018-01-31 15:43:39 UTC

found eeet

2018-01-31 15:45:51 UTC

Yeah this is mandatory reading before joining this channel haha

2018-01-31 16:20:13 UTC

What the actual fuck?

2018-01-31 16:23:08 UTC

Good read, but yeah never seen that, Julian

2018-01-31 16:59:14 UTC

Whenever I see an image linked with that aspect ratio, I know which one it is even before reading the title. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-01-31 16:59:28 UTC

(in this channel / on this server at any rate)

2018-01-31 22:26:42 UTC

oof that was a long read but damn

2018-01-31 22:48:52 UTC

@kaetaa did you ever run into similar situations?

2018-01-31 22:49:33 UTC

Im a Brit chink, I was looking for a jerb and got an internship here

2018-01-31 22:50:05 UTC

Is it a well known company?

2018-01-31 22:51:07 UTC

nope

2018-01-31 22:51:16 UTC

its a German com

2018-01-31 22:51:20 UTC

pany

2018-01-31 22:51:52 UTC

they do shit for Bosch and lidl though

2018-01-31 23:00:12 UTC

@plasticsword which company <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-31 23:00:47 UTC

you re british by passport?

2018-01-31 23:00:57 UTC

ELV/eQ-3

2018-01-31 23:00:59 UTC

i dont give a flying fuck about german companies doing business in china

2018-01-31 23:01:10 UTC

but taking british interns

2018-01-31 23:01:11 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2018-01-31 23:01:21 UTC

ye I'm a British citizen

2018-01-31 23:01:31 UTC

I got connections

2018-01-31 23:01:51 UTC

so thats how I got the jerb

2018-01-31 23:13:49 UTC

why do you work in china rather than the UK?

2018-01-31 23:13:56 UTC

like china more?

2018-01-31 23:22:30 UTC

tbh I'd rather work in China than the UK, too. The UK is such a depressing place

2018-01-31 23:22:37 UTC

^

2018-01-31 23:23:07 UTC

I'd bet the Chinese even spy less on you than the Brits

2018-01-31 23:44:39 UTC

I couldn't find a jerb

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