You could enjoy yourself

Taoyuan**

Also the taxi from the airport to the market is roughly 600nt$ and takes much less time

So you would have enough time

Oh and the airport is tiny af. You'll be done by an hour, but if you like to drink, get yourself a Taiwanese Kavalan whisky at the duty free

Great whisky, doesn't taste Asian at all

Anyone been to Malaysia ? Any suggestions ?

I Def wanna buy some coffee there to bring back

We are going to Kota Kinabalu and kualu lumpur

Ah cool, when are you going? We are going to M'Laysia and Singapore in August

Nice, in leaving in like 2 days haha

this chinese restauraunt in my city of 9million ripped off the PBS kids logo lol

for the non americans, PBS is a non profit tv station in america and PBS kids is their cartoon segment

it's a very specific steal for a restauraunt that sells dumplings

I bet they made more money too

Whatever works man

geeze

i grew up on pbs kids in like late 90s early 00s

i want dumplings now

i think i was watching it before it became pbs kids actually or at least got that logo. it wasw somethihng else i think but i rmemebr when it changed

pbs was only show cuz no cable tv

PBS documsntaries are pretty good

Watched a 10h documentary on the Vietnam war

From PBS

How do you guys handle long flights? Like 12-16 hours long ? I get really anxious around the 8 or 9th hour and start feeling like I'll never be off the plane

I start forgetting what the outside world is like and can never sleep on planes. God I wish I could sleep on a plane hat sounds awesome

upload lots of movies, tv shows, etc

grab a book to read

i find in-flight entertainment to satisfy most my needs these days

you might even get regional selections depending on your destination or carrier

get up, stretch your legs, stand around at the emergency exits once in a while

or if you're the type to stay put, get a window seat

Try staying up for about 48 hours or so before your flight, so you are so exhausted you'll sleep regardless of your anxiety

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> that sounds like a good way to ensure being jetlagged ur whole trip

Jetlag is a meme

Not for me haha

I usually get to my destination at like 6pm in bed, fall asleep accidently, then wake up at 2am

Repeat for 4 days

One time I fell asleep at 6pm and woke up at 7am. That was nice.

I don't have the strength to stay awake longer than like 30 hours and I start entering into sleep deprived manic mode, how I was during my last trip /flight

I've tried taking sleeping pills

But on a plane I still can't sleep, so my body falls asleep but my brain is awake

Makes me almost paralyzed

It's horrible

ditto, im in like a survival heightened awareness defense mode on planes, but pass out hard for like 12 hours in the hotel

Anyone flown Oman air

Is it a trap

Played PUBG Chinese rip off for Android

It's sponsored by KFC China

So the health kits in game are buckets of chicken

And there are KFC adverts all over inside the game

God bless

Ironically, this is a battle Royale game based off a counter strike rip off called "crossfire"

So they call it CF, it's been popular for a long time. They use that rip off brand for this too

Most chinks actually think it came first and that counter strike ripped it off

They think that for most things, actually.

I don't believe that

Sorry, I meant the people who play games

Younger gamers here are horribly uncultured and despite being "educated" are really fucking stupid

If you grew up with one thing, and then 15 years later someone told you it was a rip off, but the game says otherwise, who you gonna believe ? I showed an entire class of 12 year olds that league of legends came before the chink ripoff because they didn't believe me

Maybe you just got old

12 year olds in general are pretty retarded

These kids spend literally 12 hours everyday in a classroom

Even weekends

They are braindead idiots because of it

They are fucking useless.imagine being fucking 10 years old and you can't tie your shoes or even put on clothes properly

The parents do fucking everything for them. They just want the kid to study, that is their only job in life

That's like... what can we call it... learned autism? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I see grandparents hand feed ten year olds as the kid stares into space

The kids become adults and everyone is pissed at them when they don't know how to interact with people are think logically or have life skills

Well of course not, they never learned it

If you're in highschool or younger it is absolutely forbidden to even think about dating

Then the second you graduate college like the next day

"why aren't u married yet"

The day after u get married :

"why don'tu have kids"

the trick is to start baby making before you get married.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/woman-in-china-blocks-high-speed-train-from-departing-as-husband-9848904

SCMP reported that Luo was allowed to eventually board the train with her daughter and husband.

???

https://youtu.be/Q-M8nU0VFBc

Anyone have experience with turkish airlines

Wait nvm, that would work out more expensive if I have to take the train to gatwick when heathrow is right at my doorstep

swiss from heathrow to bangers via zurich doesnt look too bad for 426 gbp

>via Zurich

meet @porco

at the airport

for /csg/ meetup

I live like 6 minutes from the airport

We can all meet at Zurich Airport

where do you exactly want to go?

nana plaza and soi cowboy

nah

I'm still looking into where exactly I want to go

Meeeetuppp

if you take Swiss from Zurich to bang cock, which I already did, don't fly economy

it's an over-night flight and you are stuffed in a plane with old men who are going to Thailand for sex tourism

you won't be able to sleep a minute all night

Swiss (almost) always offers you last minute business upgrades for a few hundred bucks

So you get sleep and don't waste your whole first day in Thailand being a zombie

I'm too much of a pleb for anything but economy

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

>a few hundred bucks
how many hundreds is pretty important <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>inb4 transiance gets on a plane full of perverted old men and becomes the ladyboy

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

last time I paid around 500 CHF for updating the whole round trip to business

370 pound, or 167 kilo

>12 hours a day
>even weekends
>literally braindead
nice to know the chinks dont understand the value of quality>quantity anywhere

>you can book a decent hotel room in bangers for a week for the same price it costs for one night in the town I currently live in (or 1/3 of my weekly rent)

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

cost of living is super low

be aware

it's called bang cock for a reason

Thinking of doing around 2 weeks there in total

bang cock, chiang mai, anywhere else?

Are you gonna go do a ladyboy?

I could fuck traps at home if I wanted that

but it wouldn't be thailand if I wasn't to meet ladyboys

Why are you going to thailand yet

no fuck though

I don't want STD

Please see that video

>going to thailand and not shagging a ladyboy

@fedora you say this because you are holidaylet

>not having been to asia

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

we can meet up in bangers

>going to a filthy se asian country for anything but sex tourism and maybe business

Siiighhh

it's more about being able to get away from life

I could live like royalty in thailand for the same that it costs me to pay rent

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Just use a condom

If you want to have an experience with a lady boy but you are afraid of stds, use a condom

Also if you are the bottom, you won't feel any difference anyway

@porco is it worth paying £100 for a return flight from bangers to chiang mai or should I stick around the south?

I have only been to Bangkok, I don't know about the rest. But Chiang Mai is a destination that I hear often among my older coworkers who go to Thailand yearly

But now memes aside, what do you actually want to do in Thailand?

I mean seriously, no shitposting for a moment

just go around, explore, see shit, experience the culture

Okay, in August, right?

eat cheap food

around june

Okay around June there will probably already be a lot of rain

Are you aware of that?

It could worst case just rain every day of your stay

wikitravel said it would just be intermittent bursts of rain but I will look into that <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>Extreme rainfall happens in September and October, so these months are best avoided.

Okay good, I'm mistaken then

https://www.google.ch/search?q=nicest+temples+of+Thailans&oq=nicest+temples+of+Thailans&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2.6581j0j9&client=ms-android-xiaomi&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:iv&rlimm=3097584897929033635&viewerState=ga

That looks worth a visit

I was just googling temples. I love visiting temples

someone will mistake him for a ladyboy and he will be part of human traficking cycle after that..

so sad...

😭

I was in Bangkok a week and it started getting boring at the end, so I'd say rather move around tbh

yeah, 'm looking beyond bkk atm

probably will go chiang mai afterwards

have you been to korea, porco?

and why do u want to go in thailand instead of all the other azn countries @transience

too expensive

thailand appeals to me because of how cheap it is

Taiwan is cheap, too

And Taiwan has the better street food

By far

korea has copy-pasted all their temples
would not recommend :^)

Yes Korean temples are boring

Korean street food is boring too

The most boring Asian country since the main points I love about Asia are temples and street food

when i grow up and will be rich
i will visit all the other east asian countries :^)

if i live to that moment ofc

Visit Taiwan

Cheap and nice

not cheap for my standards :|

remember

1200 usd/ mo

My first visit to Taiwan was before I was actually working and I managed to have super fun low-budget trips

I was earning roughly 600 € / month on my weekend job lmao

my budget is like 1000-2000, not including the flight

1000 and 2000 are a huge difference

i did two weeks in jp for 500$ without flight

that's gbp

2000 pound for how much time?

2 weeks?

2-3 weeks

nigga you'll be living like a king

2000 pound are 907 kilo

You can spend 3 weeks as a king in Taiwan

you won't have to meet people from 4chan to give you a place to sleep for a few days

2000 is how much I can theoretically spend, but I would like to keep around the 100-1500 range

I had a 500 € budget for 2 weeks the first time I visited Taiwan and I had tons of fun

couchsurfing or hotels?

Public transport is cheap, food is cheap

how was your taiwanese?

Student dorm of a girl I met on interpals

ah

chad

ok

opinion dismissed

I might consider taiwan for the third week actually

>chad

anywhere you'd recommend?

i'm too old to fuck around with that

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

For culture and history, Tainan

For religion Kaohsiung

For learning about Taiwanese aboriginals, Hualien

For a lot of dirt cheap amazing street food, Luodong

For a nice beach, Kenting

But it's a tiny island. You can reach all those spots easily as a day trip

renting a car?

Like if you stay in Taipei, you can have day trips to all of those places except for Kenting

No, public transport

The HSR brings you from the top of the island to the bottom in a few hours and the last train departs Kaohsiung really late, I think around 23

i was curious if it'd be a viable option

I wouldn't rent a car in Taiwan, highway is limited to 110 km/h and people drive like they don't care about their own lives

Ah so exactly like Chinkland

how do you think I feel now, planning a trip in the middle of term time <:thonk:288060975775612929>

And if you are a weeb and you like ghibli, visit jiufen, which is the town that inspired "spirited away"

I am on my phone, I can upload some of my photos of jiufen tomorrow.

It's also worth a visit if you stay in Taipei

So with like 1300aud+flight money I can live like a king in Taiwan for a couple weeks

850eur or so

So the key to having a good time is to meet a girl there online, sleep at her place and have her show you around and then leave before it gets serious

Flights should be cheap cause I live literally next door

yes Turbo, that's just called being a Chad

I could just say that my grandma is about to die and then change phone numbers and use a burner email for when I get back

ez pz

@Deleted User if you're a Chad, yes. If you're me, you end up having a year of long distance relationship and eventually take her to your country for an ongoing 4+ years relationship

Because I'm a beta

kek

nono

I already have a girlfriend so that wouldn't fly

being white from a rich country helps a lot, even if you need to commit

Ah well, could always try to make it work

Found those two photos of jiufen on my phone still

That was in Ikea Kaohsiung

It stood there like that, no one cared

looks cozy

>going to ikea on holidays though

no wonder she figured she was going to be your serious girlfriend.

Ikea Taiwan has steel chopsticks

I needed them

Oh shit

@porco what's the best time to go to Taiwan?