i agree entirely and people shit on me when i ramble about the current state of western culture

中國朋友 literally means chinese friend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E87c5xoDzI0

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@transience the irony is that mainlanders rarely take showers. They think it's bad for you. Most of them just use different buckets of water to wash their gooch, face, pits etc. It's a complicated matter

In the winter that is. In the summer they are usually pretty sweaty so they shower more often

did he just put CHINA in all capital letters to emphasise that his video is about China?

CHYNA

typical serpentza

He thinks "SEO" is making 2 or 3 words in his titles all caps, one of them being china

Do CHINESE people really EAT DOGS??

Yeah

Why

this YELLOW powder ENDED the war in VIETNAM

He started doing it the same time that cmilk started doing it so I guess they think it's effective

Or maybe it actually is effective I don't know shit about YouTube

The pic is being stolen and uploaded to other parts of reddit

And people are tagging me saying they stole it from me

Lol it's not like it makes money who cares

@kaetaa which pic

naked pic of his gf

Ffs I posted this on wrong chat my bad

I uploaded a pic to Reddit randomly and it's number one on front page , so people are stealing it

why do you use reddit?

it's gay

I don't often use it, just sometimes for information.

He wants that boiboussi

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I read one community on reddit but I don't have an account so I never answered to anything, only steal ideas

https://www.reddit.com/r/MealPrepSunday/

The conversations on Reddit are cancer but the information depository is much better than 4chan

reddit botnet AMIRITE

You gonna get lawyer advice on 4chan? Nah it's just a place to shoot the shit

But Reddit has real adults on it who are useful

>legal advice on the internet

you can't compare reddit and 4chan, both communities work in a completely different way

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I agree. I use 4chan for my day to day lurking and Reddit when I actively need something

also the only place where I get legal advice is my lawyer of trust, the same since 7 years. He managed to get me out of two situations in which I was actually guilty and he knew it. Didn't care, did his best, all went well. He's Turkish

u got roached

he roached the whole court

it was so damn clear that I was guilty and he manipulated half the room until no-one believed it anymore

what did u do

just some financial fraud

I was the main suspect and I did not want to hand in my encryption password. I claimed to have forgotten it and right when the policeguy said "how can you forget a password that you use every day" my lawyer interjected and started arguing how obviously 5 people storming my apartment at 4 AM, armed, shouting at me, put me under such a pressure that it might make me forget my password

really good lawyer. I had no idea where I was going when I claimed to have forgotten my password

holy fugg

did u get swatted or something lol

that's pretty normal procedure when they want to catch you unexpected

when they want to search your apartment they always come between 4 and 5

doesn't matter what you did. It's totally normal procedure in most places

You'd not even go to 4 anymore, 8 is mildly better but even then people are going to 7 or xyzchan.,

Fucking astroturfing iphone fucks, man.

8 is pretty dead recently

@porco are you sure his name isn't Phoenix?

http://www.rfa.org/english/news/china/tianmen-revelations-12212017131357.html

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http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1081851.shtml

kek

Ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvDb9rnk4D0

won't China if there isn't a kid pissing on a bush on the side of the road

Call girls, eh?

"bush" lol, i see kids shitting in trash cans, the middle of the sidewalk, on stairs, inside restauraunts etc.

we are lucky if they do shit in a bush

and yes there are often piles of puke everywhere, just sitting in the middle of the sidewalk constantly

people dont even aim for bushes, they just puke where they stand

wipe their mouth

and then go on with their day

like its normal

shitting IN trash cans

you fucking with me

i see it all the time

or pissing in trash cans too

in public

not adults, its always parents holding up kids to do it

because "public toilets are dirty" and "kids cant hold it its bad for them"

if a kid ever says "i have to pee/shit", then they stop whatever they are doing and just go there because they think its super bad for the kid to hold it, or they think the kid cant hold it

if i tell them "the rest of the world holds it" they just say "chinese bodies are weaker"

its their excuse for everything

admittedly I've shit in a trash can

When I was really young and the bathrooms were closed lmfao

really common thing in the west aswell

its

not though

it is though

where's "the west"

well I'm in Australia

public facilities are little or horrible here

yeah america is not like that

even if the public restrooms are awful

you deal with it

Friend works for a large rubbish company and they literally have machines to sort out shit

just shit

jesus lol

nothing else

god

australia confirmed china 2

what the fuck

And this is common

Some of the insane shit people throw out

I'm not going to say I've never shit outside a toilet before

but it's not near people

He sent me photos of some dude who had chucked out 3 bins worth of cactus

jesus

that shits heavy too

at least you're not India tho

shit all over the street :^)

at least they have dedicated.shitting streets

not fucking

on the sidewalk

or on a walkway

At the moment I'm in a country area

i dont want to step in shit on the way to work

We have cameras set up

I've seen more puke in china in a year than I did my whole life in usa haha

We went through the film

and people puking in public is so common.

There was like 5 mins of a dude shitting on the sidewalk

Like

WHY

jesus hahaha

OF ALL FUCKING PLACES

how can i get that footage haha asking for a friend

ive got it somewhere

man

and here i thought australia was just rural america

shitty old nvr only has 500gb HDD so it was taped over, rip

trust me we have some dumbasses

yeah but american white trash wont shit in trash cans

they go to their dirty ass trailer

trash feces removal machines are common, not kidding

even for white trash Americans

what do they do with the shit

I didn't ask

Probably burn it

hell yeah

im gonna get to the bottom of this

so help me god

bottom of what

people shitting in trash cans

im so perplexed

in the US it's illegal but they sort it and either put it back in the sewers or burn it

thats my life here in china. just being in utter disbelief iof everything around me as most of it defies even child basic logic

i try my best to see it from their eyes

but its tough

how long you been out there

once a country hits 1bn it literally goes down the shitter

Almost 2 years

you misuse literally

please stop

Please laterally stop

please stop, figuratively

i have shit outside in bushes myself as well, when i was a youngun in road trips

this was in puerto rico also western

it cant be that uncommon

I absolutely hate shitting outside, the very few times I've done it

too cold, eh?

What about frozen assholes?

Aren't those called Canadians

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We're called fucking leaves, get it right

I wonder how many parallels there are between all of the asian countries

Consider how they traded culture a lot before anyone even knew what was happened and stabbed eachother about it

Shitting in the woods when there is no other choice on road trips is not the same

This is in a big city, surrounded by thousands of people, when there are public restrooms nearby. Not using a bush, but shitting right where you stand in the middle of a busy sidewalk

You cannot compare that to woods shitting in emergencies .

What about pissing in a KFC when you are sitting 2 meters from the clean bathrooms ?

Standing on a table

That's pretty degenerate.

the fuck

Also, in your countries, when reading stocks, or anything for that matter, green is good and red is bad , right?

In China, green means bad and red is good

Literally backwards from my country, but wanted to ask you guys too

Weird

@kaetaa do also pretty girls do this in China? I mean shitting on a busy sidewalk. That could become some new fetish for me I think

its never adults

its always parents forcing their kids to do it

So sad, not fetishable

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Can anyone invite me to some English speaking groups on WeChat, with Chinese people in it?

I want to share my love of big yellow ducks. https://s-i.huffpost.com/gen/1175579/images/o-RUBBER-DUCK-TIANANMEN-SQUARE-facebook.jpg

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To make their government hunt them down for knowing too much about the rubber duck march of 1989.

10,000 ducks died that day

https://pics.me.me/the-tank-man-halts-a-troop-of-tanks-during-the-22744626.png

Did Wang Yu ever go back to being a lawyer?

nah he ded

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@transience Nah, she went back to doing law.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFKDaZns6w

Stop rascism 😡

im sorry, this video was racist-racist, could you please remove it?

racist-racist, or as i'd like to call it, racist², refers to the fact that this video OPPRESSES racists

Stop rascism-racism 😡

what has this channel come to....

I think it's more f(x) than x^2. It's racist(racist), not racist^2

40 minutes on racism, huh

I liked how the explanation for most of the things were just "oh yeah they're just racist and sexist, duh"

@spaqin asian male neets raging at the thought asian women don't want them

hilarious

poor ugly males bullied by society on every step

Sad!

delet

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Alibaba cloud building

In funland

@Tervy we shud do meetup there

Eficode

I got 4E-FE with EFI but it can't code

global chink takeover in action

🈳 🈺 🈹 🉐 🈶 ㊗

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av11550137/
anyone who can into chinese wants to watch RCR with chink fansubs?

My fiancees parents want to visit USA and my meet my parents before we go there

But it's tough because we are already 6 months pending the "fiancee visa"

And it seems like it's hard to get a tourist visa now while that is pending

Depends on the officer

I hate how my future is decided by one fuck head who might be in a bad mood that day

6 months is suspicious

can you ask for status?

No they refuse to unless their website says ita out of processing times

Apparently the new administration is forcing the workers to do more work but not hire new people

So the wait times are huge

god bless trump

wew, we are not sure then when mine will apply since it depends on her study, but for Switzerland the waiting time is 3-4 months. Yet I can't understand how processing a visa request can take that long.

On the other hand, here she would be allowed to stay on a tourist visa (3 months) while the fiancee visa is pending

who here got the strongest passport in the world

🇬🇧

>implying uk has the strongest passport

it's actually germany that does

er no

er yes

UK is 159 visa free countries

germany is 161

ye but there's probably 3 that aren't real countries

UK passport is worse in Iran, The Marshall Islands, Mongolia, Palau, Samoa, Solomon Islands, Timor-Leste, Tonga, Turkey, United Arab Emirates,

the only country where the UK is visa free but germany isn't is Zambia

I don't want to go to any of those shit holes

My US passport is top

US passport is actually weaker than pretty much the entire EU

US is tied 4th with Canada, Ireland, Japan, South Korea and Switzerland with 158 visa free countries

Ok you are only using the "how many countries to go without visa"

It's much more than that

really now

I'm American. When I show up to a country and flash my blue passport, people literally stop in awe

:^)

My Canadian friend with me, gets spit on by the beggars