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i used to live there, got an ldr with a qt korean grill
how would that grant you citizenship?
I thought they don't grant citizenship through marriage
after 2 years
and if naturalized
at least I know a Swiss guy who's been living in Korea for 27 years now with his Korean wife and his application for citizenship was always denied
ah
that's practice
i only know theory
that sucks tho
if swiss were denied, what about the poor poor slavs
from what I heard, you have to look like one to be considered part of the society
Taiwan is even worse: there's no citizenship for spouses, end of story
it may be not worse
if there's no hope
Korea seems like a poor man's Japan
How far off am I <:thenk:329322130804047872>
quite far
because the poor japanese have a sense of pride and honor
that's something even the highest class koreans don't have
At least they have the work culture and jumping off of tower blocks culture in common <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>
koreans don't jump off tower blocks
only bridges
because if you jump from a building you will probably land on a pile of trash and survive
Culturally and economically poor
Wonder if the chinks are ever going to measure up
The mainland chinks did kill off their own culture so probably a while
mainland chinese culture looks so depressing and sterile compared to hk and taiwan
yup
they dont even talk about it either so I doubt it will change
Taiwan gf when?
That plays bass in a math rock band
chinese mathrock is hhnnnggg
check out Chinese Football
I love em
Elephant gym though
I was talking with this chink qt and i showed her CF
She loved them
cuz theyre good
Ikr
Which album? ST or New Challenger?
yes
oh wait
i havent even heard new challenger yet
only self titled
i jsut started it so good
but i must sleep
ill listen to it tomorrow
>sleep
>wasting most of your time resting
>most of your time
I don't know about YOU, but I sleep for 6 hours, and am awake for 18
No by sleep I mean I'm turning my computer off and going to lay in bed and play on my phone
>phone gaming
Yeah I'm getting about 5-6 hours max every night of sleep
Not phone gaming. I'm not 12
I mean like using this app, or telegram , or just browsing /g/
@Big Meme If you DO phone game, you should try Data Wing, it's p fun
I don't even have games on my phone
Nah
What is it?
Get batlle girl high school
I play on my 3DS so cant talk shit
Like is it a meme game that just takes your money and throws ads at you and wastes time
No, actually
It's a completely free game with 0 ads
Battle Girl High School
The dev just suggests that you buy merch at the very end, but you never get nagged
It's actually a breath of fresh air in the mobile market tbh
Idk if its a fun game I'll download it but idk I don't play games too often especially on phone.
I'll give it a go tho
It's fairly short, maybe like, 45 minutes if you just go from one level to the next
I got data wing
It looks alright. I'll try it out. It got really really good reviews tho
It's a good little game, definitely fun to putz around on in bed or on the can or something
You need to get the apk
Look it up in japanese then search that and add apk
That sounds like so much work
And I bet the game is in Jap rune language too
I can't speak scribbles
*knows Chinese pretty fluently*
Somehow I don't think "Battle Girls High School" is one where you'll be interested in the plot
you'll more be there for the "plot"
Why did you learn chink though <:chink:323022148870602752>
Do u live near the china?
No
I took it in highschool
And then trying to keep it going through college but there's no classes so I have to teach myself now
Plus it's useful for when I was in China and I want to go back it was very nice there
Which part?
the nice parts
which is no where
oh shit did i read someone shilling Data Wing
anyone here play games using tencent?
I dont want to give chinks my ID to play monhun online, is there a way to bypass that
oh wait I can just use a vpn i think
what a fucking joke, all this bullshit is
we did it, lads
only around 25.billion
but still niiiiice
that's only about
12500000 xiaomi MiA1's
https://gfycat.com/SaltyBrownGharial i bet this is in china
>It was originally a non-commercial festival started by male college students who didn't have a girlfriend. They created a day to get together to celebrate bachelorhood.
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
@transience and what do virgin neets do?
spend their neet bux on shit they dont need
this
Can someone explain chink fashion to me
a chink girl just came into my accommodation, wearing a coat that is glossy bin bag black
You're our resident chink, why don't you know?<:chink:323022148870602752>
I'm westernised to hell <:hms:311152554618912768>
Imagine it has to do with trying to emulate fashion with lower quality materials? I dunno, women are strange things.
>seeing chokers getting popular again
pop fashion, into the trash it goes
I just don't get it.
fashion and chinese culture goes hand in hand
something about being poor once upon a time and chinese pride
of that there is none you mean
im sorry
rich chinese and fashion
normal chinks dont care
Fact
I work at a chink owned warehouse
that and basic manners like not letting your kids defecate everywhere
designated
Some old guy came in in khakis and a tracksuit
I was like who it be?
Turns out it was the owner
probably $1000 tracksuit
B)
Tracksuits are aesteic.
were they a chink?
Yes
damn, he could affort genuine nike
and full adidias
Yeah but he doesn't
His outfit is like 100
<:chink:323022148870602752>
And they smoke like motherfuckers
Thats the same with all of asia, small taxes on them
But dude it's like 8 am and they're smoking
When the come over to the states they party like real niggas
Pay a club to get all the people out and rent it
All night
Like fuck
That's all of Asia, drink like fucking Irishmen despite being genetically shit at processing it.
weird how the lowest denominator in any country always wear trackies
Slavs chavs and chinks
dont forget britbongs
chavs and their full adidas uniform
Its the premium in comfort
Wearing addidas in Russia is considered "high class"
During the Soviet years Adidas made the Olympic training uniform for the Soviet union teams. Looked flashy and high class af compared to all the commie garbage other people wore.
When the Soviet union fell and markets where introduced literally anyone could afford Adidas trackers so everyone bought them, now it's a meme.
That's legitimately interesting
same deal in poland
probably everywhere in the eastern block
although we dont have much in common with ruskies anymore
Adidas is Russian?
german
Tripoloski
Best song
time to beg for money again to leave china
Why are they even there?
they should get a new song for their videos
Its more than that, Adidas is a triple threat in russia
First it was the Olympics, with special modified ADIDAS tracksuits
Then Prisoners started using ADIDAS tracksuit knockoffs , because they were avaliable, while regular prison uniforms were in short supply (see communism)
Finally when badass russian mafia and gangSTARS got out of prison, they kept wearing adidas, meaning criminal celebrities were going around in tracksuits all day
and german army trainers
whether or not they actually used them in the german army is beyond me though
i was thinking more like the leather lowtops
"""leather"""
you mean a poor doggo
@Windatica i think the GSG9 uses adidas boots
Hot
This channel is officially 1 year old this month
Congrats China shitters!
Huzza!
ayyyyy
Does this mean China will become a better place?
yes
Wowwee
wait
how does A correlate to B here
why would a 1 year anniversary for a channel dedicated to non-chinese people talking about china lead to china being a better place
what's the logic there
there's no correlation
China will always strive to become a better place
I find that hard to believe
would you willingly strive to make your home a worse place?
how much money do I get
that's the thing with chinks
they all get money
damn commies
burn them all
I can only dream it will
here's how to make any place a better place
make English the official language
Make Chinese the official language of the world
bu yao
wo bu yao shou zhongwen
speaking to a few hong kongers, they say british occupation was the best thing to happen to them
but i cant confirm if thats true, just their opinion
zhongguoren ai yingguoren ma?
probably was good for them
especially the British Overseas citizenship
chinks dont like anyone
even other chinks
cant blame them
chinks are disgusting
China has always been know in esports to be a terrible country to organize a big international event
Now it turns out Victorias Secret cant even make it proper and flawlessly
why is that?
I blame communism
All hong kong people like the british colonisation but weirdly enough they all know they're chinese at heart
They just dont want to be associated with china
man, visiting asia would be nice
it is
ever went there?
who do you think i am
I'm going to chengdu and hongkong next month
Excited for first world break from mainland and some good spicy chengdu food
weren't you in Thailand a couple months ago?
Yeah and Taiwan. Both in October
whoa rich
Nah just nearby
eh
lets b honest though
china is not a nice place unless you are an expat for some global company
or have money
generally everywhere is better with money
The rich Chinese tell me China is not that much better with loads of money
everything is done in such a bullshit way, that no amount of money can solve
I honestly can't believe people, even the nongren dumbfucks think beijing is the surpreme city to live in given such pollution
chongqing likewise although it's pollution as bad, but SW mainlanders i've met are dumbfucks to the nth degree
the good parts of Asia seem to be Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan. And all have a certain trade off.
Hong Kong has Cantonese
Singapore has weird laws
Taiwan has impossible immigration policies
those places have higher percentage of people that can speak english
really the least you could ask is taxi drivers know some english
>be a foreigner
>get targeted
Taiwanese taxi drivers don't speak English often
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