Laowhy can bring his wife and kids. Vivi applied for marriage visa like a year ago

So I reckon it's already approved

Urine is more. Significant then angola

this faggot is advertising xiaomi all over town

He's famous for being a pretty boy and hooking up with fans constantly

same guy

There's some fake ass narrative how when he studied abroad in Canada that all the white Canadian girls wanted him hahaha

>tfw picking up a baozi to eat for breakfast on the way to work for 2.5rmb

Feels good man

I did read "picking up biaozi to eat for breakfast"

Why do Chinese have such agressive autism towards everyone?

wat

fucking discord

I never worked Saturday until I came to chyna

Chinese people are all insecure

Ad yet there you are

Working Saturday

:(

:KillMe:

Insecurity with maximum entitlement and xenophobia nationalism

They treat everyone like shit but then get upset when ppl treat them like shit

So people are constantly yelling and angry

I feel the entitlement and xenophobia comes from insecurity

yes, this is why xenophobia and entitlement is usually more in the uneducated population

but another aspect is that Asia in general is way more nationalistic than the actual humans

robots have stronger self defense mechanisms

@kaetaa bet you he was bullied instead

"All the leaf girls were all over him"

hue that guy poster is in the elevator in my apartment

I'd fug him no homo

>tfw leaving for taiwan tomorrow

hecka excited

trying out wuhans new airport

it opened yesterday

the old international one was the size of a walmart

really embarassing

Taiwan is a good place

@porco is giving me lots of tips, sounds so comfy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIqXzmAUwAAM4n0.jpg:orig

hahaha

This is way better than some chink dad getting mad and killing his son.

I read the article, it said that the son said I don't care if I play I'll find a job that I like when I find it

Game was WoW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ4F8HMO1Bg comfy 🅱ideo

tfw chink who can't speak mandarin who would be seen as a retard there

Just say t
Youre korean

TFW retard

I love how searching on baidu in English will always get you a porn result

or a suggestion would be china girl massage

haha searching baidu in chinese is the same

my fiancee will look up like "where to buy X"

and its like "did you mean where to increase penis size hospital"?

apparently these fake ass places pay baidu money for that

is yahoo accessible from China?

What is even an increasing penis size hospital?

Is it like a theme brothel with sexy nurses and doctors or literally a clinic where they try to expand your dong?

you can use yahoo but who would

most people I see in Taiwan do for some reason

Yahoo is actually still relevant in japan

So maybe that's something

@johnfrum fake hospitals that can extend penis size

Save me Bros. On a flight with the loudest people ever

what airline?

at least its got wifi

Huh, that's kind of boring. Actually with Chinese doctors that's probably horrifying

its only like an hour flight though

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i smiled out loud ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkPwR6-rX8

ROFL the thumbnail

who?

serpentza is really insecure about internet trolls. jeez

shenzhen is bretty amazing

oh right, now that I'm not a neet anymore I could fly there in a year or two

if you want to go to Shenzhen, fly to Hongkong and drive over, for most international connections that's much much much cheaper

<:palethink:328535816597012480> nice, good to know

Shenzhen is fine

still have a crowd issue

He's so pretentious

I feel like he thinks he's the only foreigners in China or the most Chinese

@porco do you have to drive? you cant take a train or anything?

@Phatique there will be train connections soon. Now you would just take the public transport and then walk

cool

I get paranoid when I'm in China, I feel like the government is against me

the only country I was ever paranoid was Belarus

Why the hell were you in Belarus lol

cause he was running from the Chinese government

it was a really funny experience, especially the exploited purchasing power since the average income of the country is about 400 $ / month

I just figured out that I can't take an undoxable photo of my Belarusian visa

sorry for deleting

anyway it was for business. I met some Belarusians in Europe and I started outsourcing some freelance projects to them, after a year we met up again to drink

Taiwan is tight

your girlfriend is tighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkPwR6-rX8 whoever was talking about chinese insecurity serpentza confirmed it

self hating americans will even deny this and jump to their defense but it's true

t. chink

I see it more as they have a wider pool of talent. Way higher proportion of asshats than any other country with a system centered around being an asshat until you get called out for it.

@johnfrum and when called out they just deny it

don't want to lose face

or admit fault

True but they do lose face and if they are a big enough asshole people will agree if only to bring thier own position up

Cause white people are cucks

delet this

that's racist

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Serpentza confirmed in this group to steal ideas for vids

@serpentza Do reviews of onaholes, you fucking faggot

Some fucking chink taxi driver chinked me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how did he chink you?

he wanted me to pay 150 rmb for a a 80rmb ride

saying that there's a traffic and bullshit

ended up giving him 113rmb cause I left the taxi once and he came back

I probably shouldn't have gotten back in

he gave me a fag and we both had a smoke but still really pissed off about it

I usually give 100 rmb cause it's out of the way and most driver aint a big fan about driving to my area

also doesnt help that he didnt know english or cantonese

lol gg

typical vegas taxi amiright

Just tell him to fuck off like I do

I think he thought I was a retarded chinese dude that dont know mandarin, I think he got the idea when I slip and started cussing him in english

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of course a varg fan is here

@kaetaa pork?

Probably cracklings

ye

@kaetaa giv large tub of Rousong

Love me some pork floss

Hate the stuff, sweet and savory in terms of meat do not belong together

Except for mooncakes but eggs aren't really meat

I liked it with rice

or on a bun

or sandwich

Yeah I'm not a fan of pork floss

most taxi drivers in guangdong are from sichuan/southwest china and will rip you off with a sped up meter or just hidden fees

I was referred to an uber like service by friends, and for the most part, those drivers are slightly better than the crooks in cabs

I don't trust uber in any Asian country, especially not when being with an Asian girl and all locals looking at me as if I was some kind of criminal because of that

getting into a stranger's car simply sounds like trouble

The Uber rip off in China is called didi, and they've been pretty reliable

Nicer cars, better drivers, just a little more expensive then taxi

In my city at least

Didi bought uberchina

Which is another example of bad guys winning, like segway

Innovate thing comes out, China rips it, innovative thing comes to China and makes it hard for them to do business because of government , China rip buys them, China business wins

The government rigs how they make money, they brag about how big Chinese companies are but it's because they eliminate the competition

Either by blocking it completely, or making it jump thru hoops

From their perspective, it's not bad

This, companies will do anything to even get a part of China's market, they know full well they'll probably be fucked long term but even for a brief moment and then a bit out they would have made more than ignoring the market.

Fairness doesn't apply to chink business practices.

Baidu is only a competitor cause google can't do business here

And nothing is intrinsically wrong about that.

ye pretty smart tbh

it makes me laugh that bing can't even compete against baidu

bing is so shit

I've never used Baidu but is it true that it is more so a hotlinks aggregator and index than a search engine? (For censorship of course)

Beautiful Taiwan

abandoned, collapsed coal mine

Huh, would think the locals would have parted it out for scrap by now

probably the few disaster tourists bring more than that bit of copper

that landscape is gorgeous

http://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-man-sentenced-prison-selling-vpn-software/

holy moly

what a time to be alive

what fucking bullshit tbh

Spent 4 hours scootering around south Taiwan

very pretty

It was breathtaking at times

But I wouldn't do it in my Chinese city

Get myself killed

ye

taiwan is really nice

giving taiwan back to china will destroy it

"back to China" is politically wrong since it claims to "be China"

while China isn't China in their eyes, but communist separatists

nobody i know actually believes that, there might be some fanatics but we're small and the populace just wants the mainland to let other countries recognize us

Silence. You are Chinese. China conquer the world.

Alipay is everywhere

Jackma will take over America

These are things Chinese people have actually told me haha

They are obsessed with gaining territory , after losing so much for a hundred years

Aren't they essentially buying all of Africa?

Doing a piss poor job last I heard

Blacks are not good at working

A country that is so bad that it has to spend 2billion usd In outside propogsnda every year ... The insecurity if the government

They don't let people travel as freely because they know they won't come back, especially if you're from a smaller town

My fiancee has her ID ina 2nd teir city, so she can travel Taiwan alone , if her ID was in smaller city, she'd have to travel with travel group

And they keep close eye on everyone

China's teir system confuses the fuck out of me

@red I was just stating the theory. I have also never met someone who actually wants that, but I found Taiwanese people who don't actually know the history, which is unbelievable

The history of the PRC/ROC?

yes

with Taiwan being the capitalist /bros/

and the actual claim of the ROC

Wow

TW #1

but usually everyone agrees when I say that the president looks like an Asian version of Angela Merkel

Seriously, what is with Asians and electing goblin looking old ladies.

https://youtu.be/9kAEoCHANYY goblins, huh?

by Asians you mean Germans? They did that first

chinks just copied it 😠

Asian countries have a lot of female leaders

Some and they also have less feminist bullshit

Didn't South Korea just kick out their woman leader?

City teirs are hard to describe, because it's more than just city population.

First teir are the big ones like Shanghai Shenzhen beijing

2nd teir hover around 10million population, like wuhan xian chengdu

3rd teir is smaller in the few million pop

And then theirs rural haha which is like farms and country side

They recently upgraded a lot of cities, but I disagree with that.

Now there is like 18 first teir cities

Which I think they did with other motives

So everyone not living in a second and above are forced to stay in china?

Like is it somewhat arbitrary or are there actual legal ramifications for what city ID you have?

city tiers are pretty messed up imo

No they can leave, just stricter

It's kind of like a local passport

It's called a hukou

And it really is like countries within a country

My fiancees mom is from a 3rd teir city, so her hukou isn't as strong as my fiancee

The ID is also linked to education

So if you were born in one city, and you get education elsewere, you have to do your college exam in your city

It's all kinds of messed up because of housing purchasing, education, and travel

I'm not super educated on it to be honest, mostly from what my fiancee tells me

@kaetaa South Korea booted their leader for corruption. Special election is soon or already happened.

Taiwanese architecture

KEK

No, that's modern art, like being John Malkovich, wathever that movie is about

@porco manlet lives in that top floor

Looks like a comfy place to nap

Park Geun-hye was part of asian female illuminati that did crazy conspiracy shit

i bet thats 13th floor too

https://youtu.be/m_zYFv5UQlA

Guys I uploaded a video of my cat

@kaetaa file a dispute with AliExpress about it m8

or did you get it off Taobao?

what the fuck

cat.exe has stopped responding

@kaetaa#1570 the cia niggers.

they're after him

He does this when we use a laser

And he sees it

He goes mental