also yeah what fedora said, the specs

because it can just be a custom skin, like those fake lambos I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPzo3EqAHt4

tfw had he been accepted at kfc we wouldnt have all this

but i dont look at jack ma and think visionary or genius like i do other billionaires like warren buffet

i look at him and just think lucky

anyone who gets rich off doing something first (IN THEIR COUNTRY) is just luck

like all the nigs who own the internets and cell phone providers in their respective 3rd world shitholes

they didnt get there by being smart, they did it by being first

depends what's your trade

Shit like marketing and communications will always be bullshit

but being successful like jack ma is less about being smart and more about working hard

and I think he knows that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuEdYvQmVFg

I wish they'd fucking stop with those thumbnails

god damn

Normie bait

I can't tell if this is real or not

is it much worse of internet addiction in those camps than that Russian kid I always see in the video

it's chinky enough to be real

the elder chinks have the most ridiculous views on absolutely anything you can think of

Does anyone know why I always see chinks have these golden cats on their stores?

lucky cats

internet addiction camps for kids are actually a thing in chinkland and s korea

its a good luck thing

japs have them too

kek

I have one in my house

oh cool

tfw chinks eat cats but put golden cats on their stores <:thenk:329322130804047872>

it's apparently nip in origin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko

they're usually wishing for wealth so its usually businesses that have them

oh I thought it was some kind of chink god or something

like this chinese woman who prayed to a Garen statue lmao

holy shit kek

Your /csg/ collection will never be complete until you have one of these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Large-Gold-Waving-Hand-Paw-Up-Wealth-Prosperity-Welcoming-Cat-Good-Luck-Feng-Shui-Decoration/32773184049.html

Yeah swinging one arm symbolises good luck and the other is for wealth, I've also seen them with both arms swinging

@kaetaa I think Jack Ma got lucky because the global banking elite have decided to shift their attention to the growing Chinese economy

they ditched the sinking ship that was the USA, now they are working on china non-stop

if anyone here played the video game called 'Victoria 2' they'll know what I'm talking about

a properly industrialized china is fucking unstoppable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSXAF_2BtMY

so who is going?

lfmao those hot dogs look so fucking avarage

@transience lol I just got one rn, they are everywhere in San Francisco

one that is powered by solar, so the paw moves by itself

ironically I had to buy from real chinks this time

label price was 6$, Chinks tell me to pay $7.50 because of taxes? which I know is insane and BS

I just checked Ali and saw the same exact chinese solar powered cat on for like 1$ a piece, hoyl sht are these Chinks good

I got chink'd

These things are great

I have one.

Jap have a lot of really nice ones too

>tfw have to import sips from Hong Kong

this is a giant hello Kitty made from 100% fat

he goes inside the hot pot to flavor it (?)

some China ice cream (including breaking bad)

@kaetaa wow very nice, how much has that all cost?

*starves yourself for 15 days to receive groceries*

which one? i posted 4 photos haha

@Pengu

they aren't 1 dollar a piece

it's a range between 1 dollar and 10

@kaetaa all of them

I'm tempted to go meet serpentza since I'm in HK anyway

I'm tempted to go meet serpentza since I'm in HK anyway

@plasticsword#5248 how nice is HK

@Pengu the sips, after shipping, were about 14-15rmb a bottle, so kind of pricey considering its china. The hotpot meal, with a bunch of meat and veg not pictured was 80 rmb for 2 people, those icecreams range from 2.5 - 4rmb each

HK is hella nice

been there 2x had a lovely time

HK is like most big international city

HK is like most big international city

give a shout out to your boys at /csg/ if he makes a video och films you.

"s-shout o-out to my dear friends at c-chinese shopping g-general" 👋

Hii

wtf I love china now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oPubZ4jB2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGZFG9Aouc

5:59 lmfao

lfmao how vape cons market their products

lfmao

Xiaomi Vape when

i'd buy an xiaomi vape for the ironic memelord points

~~plus the batteries would probably be a brand that doesn't explode~~

everything xiaomi

gotta have that xiaomi lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDbtANaEWE

anyone going?

@kaetaa @plasticsword

remember to give chinese shopping friends shoutout if you go!

^

"I-I wanted to say Hi to my friend Lithu"

It's happening http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/08/china-opens-overseas-base-djibouti-170801104040586.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcnChnrHwXg

SEXY CYBORG

xiaomi car when

Taking thumbs up pictures in front of sexy Asian girls? I hate when creepy old white guys do this

Thumbs up is like "yeah check out this chick lads"

And plus he's wrong, while they do sell random electronic shit like ac remotes, flash drives, or batteries, they hardly know anything about them

All the real work is done by men

@kaetaa yeah I'm not sold on cyborg either and think there probably is someone behind the scenes

Though I did see that video of her working on some DIY solder project

Who knows maybe she is legit

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1501923093194.jpg

im sure she knows basic stuff, why not? its not like women CANT learn that stuff

its just that they usually dont..and he compliments her "yeah youre branding yourself yeh "

i hate when youtube people talk meta about what they do - makes me uneasy. wheres the illusion of just watching a mate anymore? its all so corporate

i donno, ive just been so off laowhy and winston - everything they do is like a cashgrab these days

"My CHINESE wife eats SHIT" "This is where SARS came from!"

"All Foreigners will LEAVE china"

cmon fuck off

Speaking of uneasy, what's up with your discord avatar @kaetaa

just a selfie when i was feeling cute why?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

i know i look young, i get it all the time

im visitng taiwan in october, anyone been?

Don't forget your safety whistle

>tfw not walking around with asian qt wearing 666 shirt

with slutty clothes

worst feel

qt? shes 90% plastic at this point

all the chinks who are aware of her think shes a loser

like 60% of factory workers in my electronics company are women

maybe 70%

I thinks its just because guys in China works construction

how large is your factory?

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/05/chinese-tourists-arrested-for-making-hitler-salutes-outside-reichstag

@Edes morons

there's 300 to 400 people

It seems like most Chinese are not interested in trying new cuisines or interesting new foods - other than for the photo

in USA, we'd be like "what do you want to eat tonight? mexican, chinese, italian etc"

in china, it seems most people would only eat food that isnt chinese in an attempt to be fancy, gain face, or get photos

rarely are they like "oh i feel like X non chinese food tonight"

this is all my own personal speculation though, dont take it as truth

i guess it makes sense since there are so many different chinese dishes

america doesnt have much in the way of personal old cuisine

you are not wrong on that speculation

i worked/still work on tourism industry somewhat and 1st complain on the list from chinks is that our lapland does not have chinese restaurant/s everywhere

even that local hotels tend to give option for noodle,hotsauces,etc and keep boiling water for free for their own teas,ramen,whattheshittheystuffintheirfaces.

hilarious

other complains and hard to understand things : their driver license i not valid here (thank god), when X activity starts at Y hour ..you are expected to be ready at Y hour with clothes on and everything ... not arrive barely there by Y

Am Chinese and most people will only eat Chinese food

Even bad forms of it

They can't live without hot water

I heard they use it in the hotel here to clean their underwear, because they don't like to use washing machinese cause they are dirty

So if you're in chinkland don't drink the kettle from hotel , could have had someone's underwear in

@kaetaa now I'm extra glad the hotel I went to told a whole busload of them to fuck off

Those fucks absolutely ruin hotels to the point where they lose stars if its found out chinks go there

If it's general knowledge Chinese tourists are allowed in the other tourists stay away

Are Chinese people allowed in Taiwan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZ4JTcpApw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCLXZmMQNs

It's true, Chinese ruin wherever they go

They are obsessed with conquering

Because they've been conquered at almost every point in history

The main problem is they treat everywhere like home - meaning no respect for shit that isn't there's

They have no respect for rules because there are none in chink land and no one follows them anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeX8zjz-vC4

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

classic chink tourists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4LhUgynubs

THEY GO FUCKING CRAZY OVER BABY FORMYULA/MILK POWDER

it is seriously like gold to them

its gotten so bad that they check bags for it from hk

they limit how much u can bring

>mfw fiancee is watching chink show called "Divas hit the road", but they cant into english so they stylize it as

DIVA SHIT

THE ROAD

lmao

whats the best way to illegally download individual songs these dfays
napster?

soulseek

you're only limited to 2 when crossing borders

just DL from youtube

rutracker/soulseek/youtube-dl/tpb/spotify/deezloader

@kaetaa are you still in chinkyland? how is the VPN situation

also TW is nice, good for a short visit and seems like a comfy place to live (taipei at least)

@rika yeah I'm here. No problems on vpn, although it's always hit or miss.

@rika I'm here until at least March 2018. When my lady and I can abandon this hell hole

lmao I live in japan and all I see are Chinese

but now we've got some more Koreans so we got that going

they aren't too bad tbh

there are just to omany of them

```At times my university looks more like Hong Kong than Scotland.
It's a fucked up situation that Western unis are turning into 3rd/4th year STEM degree mills for Chinese students that don't integrate with any of the social life, walk around in packs, do the bare minimum of interaction with locals, are academically crap and are hugely overrepresented in cheating.
This might seem an awful thing to say if you have not experienced this first hand but it's very real. This is primarily a problem for engineering students.
Some of my classes in 3rd year were literal Chinese majority.
When it came to things like presentations their English skills were so poor they had to limp through them and then they somehow all get reasonable grades (B equivalents). It was one grading scheme for the Chinese students and another for all the UK or EU students.
I'm often expected to be a translator in group reports because most of my team is non-native English speaking. I had a huge group project with a 60+ page write-up and my team was two Chinese students, a French student, a dyslexic student and me. I had to spend hours just making it grammatically correct and then countless hours making it flow.
God I hate what is happening to my university.```

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

Universities haven't been fucking good since the early 1900s

chinky students aren't even that bad

hong kongers, singaporks and taiwanese especially

mainlanders though

pretty bro tier at least the ones I've met

from what I've seen, the mainlander stereotype does hold true

the one mainland kid in my class was caught cheating twice

and just yanks shit out of his mate's hand

yea cheating happens

most of them just pay crazy amounts of money and they get an easy ride through western unis

meanwhile if you're a poorfag in Scotland/germany/ireland or whatever you need to grind up your grades

tfw western born chink competing against mainland chinks

but after they finish uni, most of them go back to china anyway <:thonk:288060975775612929>

It's so true about he said they operate. My uni was biggest in state to foreign students, the biggest being China, and they never even tried to make friends with locals, or even barely ate local food. Speak bare minimum of English, do bare minimum of work, cheat, only speak Chinese, stay in their dorms, and then fuck off back to China after getting their degree so they can work a 6000 RMB a month job

Where the other students from Africa or India etc speka great English and do their best to try new things and make friends with locals

I've never understood how someone could study abroad from China and then ever want to go back to China ? After seeing the first world I would make it my duty to never return to this shit hole

Chinese are infectious . They make up a big portion of world population and ruin anything they touch or anywhere they go. Why is that

I'm not even being racist .

I had better experience with chinese students on visa

The guys I met were pretty fucking smart though

Once you go to the lower level unis, the ones easier to get into, then you'll hear stories about the cheating

My understanding of them going back to China is to take care of the family and/or run the family business

Something about the mainland culture where cheating isn't punished is how it gets all topsy

id agree with you, these chinese kids can math style on you all day

they just drill drill drill their whole life, so they are well good at math, and can do any one skill very intensive like coding etc.

but logic and problem solving is non existent

there's a greater screening processing among the better universities

well, of course

I went to a tier 2 in the US and for the most part they were better

it was when I went back home and saw those on the EB-5 non student visa ones

which made me doubt their overall ability

they are very good at a few small things, and can do those very well effectivelly - how else could rip offs come on ali express within a few days?

but my students cant do presentations, write papers, use logic, solve problems, or do anything that requires more than 1 part of the brain

they need to focus on one thing

i knew guys who could

just the way the chinese education system works

well obviouslt there are exceptions

Koreans in my experience are kind of better because of conscription, I think. Maybe they need something like that to get the shit slapped out of them for a bit.

sorry if im retarded but whats conscription?

it's mandatory military service

Koreans in general are bit better

ah well china has mandatory military training for kids before they go to high school

but its like a camp

so not the same haha

Just in terms of the quality of work produced

I didn't work with Koreans until recently, but in general I was not as disappointed when working with them

Huh, didn't know that. Problem is now I'm seeing too many draft dodgers, average Korean is okay but those are the worst in terms of shitheadedness

mainlanders I worked with who didn't come from a decent university are just third world tier

Shitheadedness in what way?

Just no common sense and such, same as the Chinese.

The trouble I had with them was that, they were much more hierarchical

oh

From my experience, they did things because they did it a certain way

and they wouldn't ask to change it for the sake of it

that's was something I encountered in terms of workplace procedures

Imagine it has to do with the military culture combined with just eastern Asian culture

I was in a mostly female work place

so that uh, inability to speak was more prominent

Imagine Chinese female workplaces are similar. Don't really see many mainlander transfers working in my area though

my job is85% chinese women

its awful

Women generally are.

biggest group of inept losers ive ever seen

12 noon its like a fucking morgue in there

everyone sleeping on their desk