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2017-05-11 11:06:51 UTC

last time i went to a hospital in china was to get these painful injections on my bum

2017-05-11 11:06:56 UTC

i mustve been 5 orsomething

2017-05-11 11:07:10 UTC

still remember it all due to how unpleasant it was

2017-05-11 11:08:05 UTC

why where you in china

2017-05-11 11:08:14 UTC

oh right you're chink

2017-05-11 11:08:55 UTC

yer

2017-05-11 11:09:04 UTC

visit some relatives and shit

2017-05-11 11:09:18 UTC

ive only been there three times, last time 10 years ago

2017-05-11 11:09:33 UTC

more like 8 yrs ago actually

2017-05-11 11:09:44 UTC

where in china?

2017-05-11 11:09:53 UTC

just my parents place (dong guan)

2017-05-11 11:09:59 UTC

and hongkong, guangzhou

2017-05-11 11:10:11 UTC

next time i go im gonna go for a month or two

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and see the whole of cheena

2017-05-11 11:10:23 UTC

dongguan is north of shenzen isnt it

2017-05-11 11:10:25 UTC

maybe cant see the whole but a lot

2017-05-11 11:10:26 UTC

ye it is

2017-05-11 11:10:39 UTC

i m dying to check it all out

2017-05-11 11:10:40 UTC

never go to shanghai during summer

2017-05-11 11:10:45 UTC

yerr you told me

2017-05-11 11:10:50 UTC

super hot

2017-05-11 11:10:54 UTC

fucking 42c peaks

2017-05-11 11:10:56 UTC

mmm

2017-05-11 11:11:35 UTC

people literally went to the subway stations *because it had airconditioning*

2017-05-11 11:11:45 UTC

meanwhile it was still 30c down there

2017-05-11 11:11:50 UTC

lel

2017-05-11 11:11:57 UTC

i remember it being pretty hot in dong guan too

2017-05-11 11:12:08 UTC

fuck man it gets hot and sunny there

2017-05-11 11:12:14 UTC

and sweaty

2017-05-11 11:12:18 UTC

i cant remember if it was humid

2017-05-11 11:12:27 UTC

it probably is humid

2017-05-11 11:13:23 UTC

I still want to visit hong kong and shenzen sometime

2017-05-11 11:13:57 UTC

kathmandu in nepal too

2017-05-11 11:14:07 UTC

nice

2017-05-11 11:14:19 UTC

i went to the Himalayas of india a few months ago

2017-05-11 11:14:58 UTC

atm i want to visit taiwan and china

2017-05-11 11:15:10 UTC

I also want to visit pyongyang when the war is over

2017-05-11 11:15:23 UTC

I hope they don't destroy too much of the nk propaganda

2017-05-11 11:15:24 UTC

lel

2017-05-11 11:15:39 UTC

if youre in china then its not too hard to get there

2017-05-11 11:15:44 UTC

as long as they allow it

2017-05-11 11:15:57 UTC

honestly that's what I'm most concerned about, NK has a shit ton of propaganda stuff that's really cool

2017-05-11 11:16:03 UTC

yeah but NK right now is too scary

2017-05-11 11:16:22 UTC

besides I've already almost been arrested by the chinese once

2017-05-11 11:16:56 UTC

lol really

2017-05-11 11:16:57 UTC

what for

2017-05-11 11:17:18 UTC

I took photos of the shanghai municipal people's government building and they didn't like that so I had to erase them from my camera

2017-05-11 11:17:27 UTC

hahha

2017-05-11 11:17:38 UTC

like while walking away from it a fucking police van stopped right next to me

2017-05-11 11:17:45 UTC

dam man

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dont piss em off

2017-05-11 11:18:06 UTC

yet to run into any trouble with the coppers of other countries

2017-05-11 11:18:20 UTC

dude you should check out s.e asia

2017-05-11 11:18:29 UTC

itd blow your mind being a european

2017-05-11 11:18:57 UTC

like cambodia or vietnam

2017-05-11 11:19:24 UTC

be one of those backpacker doods

2017-05-11 11:21:50 UTC

i want to climb mount fuji someday

2017-05-11 11:22:20 UTC

they maintain the paths really well and supposedly you can climb it in a day

2017-05-11 11:22:26 UTC

yerr i heard

2017-05-11 11:22:31 UTC

my friends going later this year

2017-05-11 11:22:35 UTC

and thats what he 'll be doing

2017-05-11 11:22:50 UTC

a lot of tourists do it so its properly maintained

2017-05-12 11:30:46 UTC

@kaetaa tbf winston lived in south africa which is hell on earth

2017-05-12 11:31:09 UTC

thats true

2017-05-14 02:34:37 UTC

I proposed to my girlfriend last week, so now starts the covert mission to get the fuck out of China ASAP without seeming like I'm trying to get out asap

2017-05-14 02:34:43 UTC

And without pissing off her parents

2017-05-14 02:35:16 UTC

It will probably take almost a year.

2017-05-14 02:39:10 UTC

rip

2017-05-14 02:39:16 UTC

good luck to you

2017-05-14 03:18:13 UTC

@kaetaa good luck

2017-05-14 03:37:42 UTC

congratulations

2017-05-14 03:50:08 UTC

he didn't say that she said yes

2017-05-14 03:50:26 UTC

for all we know he's leaving the country because his gf send the yakoozas after him

2017-05-14 03:50:48 UTC

she said "im 26, i kind of have to"

2017-05-14 03:50:51 UTC

and i put the ring on her finger

2017-05-14 03:51:21 UTC

>"it's not like I have anything better to do"

2017-05-14 03:51:35 UTC

"if this will get me out of this shithole country"

2017-05-14 03:51:39 UTC

"i guess"

2017-05-14 03:51:48 UTC

"yeah sure whatever, what do you want to eat tonight"

2017-05-14 03:52:13 UTC

too close to home on that one

2017-05-14 03:52:25 UTC

"oh, this is the ring u got me?"

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haha

2017-05-14 03:52:46 UTC

"what arcade did you get this from"

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congrats tho I guess

2017-05-14 03:52:59 UTC

"bitch you got this on taobao"

2017-05-14 03:53:04 UTC

thanks man

2017-05-14 03:54:05 UTC

"why does it say chun lu♥lao tsun on the inside"

2017-05-14 04:08:54 UTC

hahaha

2017-05-14 06:21:17 UTC

the only way not to piss her parents off is have them move with you

2017-05-14 06:36:20 UTC

bribe them with european chocolate

2017-05-14 06:36:27 UTC

that always works

2017-05-14 11:26:25 UTC

Falling for the marriage meme

2017-05-14 15:28:21 UTC

Gonna make some supreme gentlemen

2017-05-14 15:56:35 UTC

@Kilbur if he wants to get her out of choina they kind of have to fall for the marriage meme

2017-05-14 15:57:49 UTC

I hate to talk about the negatives but if divorce happens outside china i.e in America, he'll be the one getting fucked over

2017-05-14 15:58:14 UTC

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2017-05-14 16:09:11 UTC

@Kilbur as if that's any different from western marriages

2017-05-14 16:09:25 UTC

wife could be a millionaire and they'd still find a way to fuck you over

2017-05-14 16:09:36 UTC

I'm saying marriage in general is a meme regardless of culture

2017-05-14 17:05:30 UTC

Ex made 80K a year and still got our house, hehe

2017-05-15 07:51:37 UTC

memes didnt exist centuries ago.. cant be a meme dude

2017-05-15 07:51:50 UTC

youre the meme @Kilbur

2017-05-15 08:04:43 UTC

witch hunts were quite memey

2017-05-15 08:04:52 UTC

and crusades

2017-05-15 08:05:02 UTC

massive ammounts of people participating something stupid

2017-05-16 07:52:31 UTC

kaetaa might have fugged up by proposing

2017-05-17 06:43:06 UTC

meh

2017-05-18 17:08:21 UTC

If you had $8000 USD free cash what would you do with it

2017-05-18 17:16:00 UTC

turn 360 and walk away

2017-05-18 17:16:06 UTC

Buy computer stuff

2017-05-18 17:16:09 UTC

lost of computer stuff

2017-05-18 17:22:55 UTC

you could probably start up a buisiness using what little knowledge you have about western marketing

2017-05-18 17:26:05 UTC

invest in stuff and buy chink shit

2017-05-18 17:35:09 UTC

@kaetaa buy a new gpu because my hd6970 is a granny by now

2017-05-18 21:45:49 UTC

Buy a CHINK gpu

2017-05-18 22:53:53 UTC

buy alienware

2017-05-19 03:31:43 UTC

ive been to a ton of anime cons in america, and they are basically just an opportunity for nerds to buy shit. people buy chink shit and sell it for like 5x markup

2017-05-19 04:26:24 UTC

That is the hustle

2017-05-19 04:28:52 UTC

you know the new scam is buying shit outside china and selling it in china

2017-05-19 04:29:24 UTC

fill your bags up with bricks of milk powder

2017-05-19 04:32:30 UTC

yfw they have a gaoilo shit general discord

2017-05-19 04:43:08 UTC

gaoilo?

2017-05-19 04:59:16 UTC

gwailo

2017-05-19 05:01:01 UTC

yeah taobao has a ton of imported shit on it

2017-05-19 17:01:09 UTC

any of you know anything about systemspace/tsuski project?

2017-05-19 17:10:31 UTC

tfw you always pronounciated huawei hua-why

2017-05-19 17:10:50 UTC

tfw everyone irl calls it who-are-eee

2017-05-19 17:10:58 UTC

REEEEE

2017-05-19 17:18:03 UTC

This guy

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I once watched one of his videos randomly, and now he's all over my recommendations

2017-05-19 17:18:35 UTC

same

2017-05-19 17:20:53 UTC

Takes ages for him to get to his points, but it's comfy to have the videos running in the background while doing something else

2017-05-19 17:21:19 UTC

1.5x playback speed required.

2017-05-19 17:21:48 UTC

The MKBHD of China vloggers?

2017-05-19 17:21:49 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-19 17:36:21 UTC

I see you're all getting the same recommendations I am.

2017-05-19 17:36:27 UTC

Fucking YT.

2017-05-19 17:46:40 UTC

serpentza is pretty great imho

2017-05-19 17:49:45 UTC

I kinda want try to learn chinese

2017-05-19 17:50:12 UTC

Are you from a chink background?

2017-05-19 17:50:25 UTC

Finns are mongols so ofc

2017-05-19 17:50:56 UTC

tru

2017-05-19 17:51:27 UTC

mämmi

2017-05-19 17:51:46 UTC

red pill: it's gonna take you quite a while, but it's doable

2017-05-19 17:52:54 UTC

I'm a heritage cantonese spaker but we don't write the same way we speak

2017-05-19 17:53:06 UTC

written is basically just mandarin with a few differences

2017-05-19 17:53:43 UTC

after 6 months, I sort of get it now

2017-05-19 17:54:42 UTC

if i would go for autism and start learining chinese should i go for simplified or traditional

2017-05-19 17:54:45 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-19 17:54:48 UTC

traditional

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traditional is definitely the one to learn for the autism

2017-05-19 17:55:22 UTC

atleast this would be putting my autism for good use <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-19 17:55:32 UTC

you'll pick up on differences between simp and trad as you go along

2017-05-19 17:55:54 UTC

simp is basically trad with missing parts, to put it very simply

2017-05-19 17:58:08 UTC

I'd still go for trad for the aesthetic

2017-05-19 17:58:22 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929> so kinda like texting chinese

2017-05-19 17:58:33 UTC

when youre just 2lazy

2017-05-19 18:00:02 UTC

I don't get why you'd ever learn just simplified

2017-05-19 18:00:22 UTC

maybe its cause I'm more partial to taiwan

2017-05-19 18:00:23 UTC

only reason I'd learn it is if I had to write it by hand

2017-05-19 18:00:42 UTC

but I mean really its just mao's attempt at cultural cleansing

2017-05-19 18:01:15 UTC

traditional might even be easier to learn cause you have the meanings of the different parts

2017-05-19 18:01:44 UTC

to be fair, I think there was an effort to push for simplification during the ROC era but it just failed

2017-05-19 18:01:55 UTC

still, I prefer trad

2017-05-19 18:12:11 UTC

Anyone else get stabbed in China?

2017-05-19 18:14:18 UTC

This dude has a neat channel about China exclusive collectibles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGny89HrhI

https://youtu.be/Vt2n_Z6rpRo

2017-05-19 23:23:33 UTC

I hate that clickbaity thumbnail

2017-05-19 23:23:41 UTC

it's also bullshit

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Its fucking everywhere

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every shit channel does that

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and yeah

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i thought he was going to be doing smd shit with a toaster oven

2017-05-19 23:24:11 UTC

instead he just made one from parts, which i've done here several times and is not interesting at all

2017-05-19 23:24:20 UTC

It's still kind of neat

2017-05-19 23:24:23 UTC

good shots of the market

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and yeah

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its nicely shot

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wish we had shit like that here

2017-05-20 11:09:44 UTC

@transience even cute traps and bishi boys are relevant in china uwu

2017-05-20 11:10:54 UTC

wtf i love chinar now

2017-05-21 03:52:13 UTC

If China didn't have chinks it would be an okay place to live in

2017-05-21 03:52:33 UTC

its true, the people are what make it terrible haha

2017-05-21 03:52:44 UTC

i love so much about living here

2017-05-21 03:53:02 UTC

ye

2017-05-21 04:18:08 UTC

You ever notice a fair bit of advertising has white people on it

2017-05-21 04:18:31 UTC

yeah most of it. its usually white people and like one token C list chinese celebrity

2017-05-21 04:22:40 UTC

I feel they're A list in china

2017-05-21 04:22:56 UTC

but not a celebrity anywhere else

2017-05-21 04:24:16 UTC

I've been thinking would chinks be more tolerable if they spoke english

2017-05-21 05:36:01 UTC

the english speakers usually are more tolerable and culturally aware

2017-05-21 06:33:22 UTC

i want to go to cheena so bad

2017-05-21 06:33:27 UTC

SOMEONEEEEEE HELP MEEEE

2017-05-21 08:42:39 UTC

how quick is visa process for CHEENA?

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to get a china job

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work VISA

2017-05-21 08:50:33 UTC

"How long does it to process my application? What is the right time to submit my visa application?
Normally it takes 4 business days to process a visa application although some applications require longer processing time."
http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/visas/faq/

2017-05-21 09:23:23 UTC

chinks have cheap alcohol <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-21 09:23:54 UTC

>cmilk gets allergy reaction

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inb4 I go to china, drink chink booze, die

2017-05-21 09:26:35 UTC

from chink snake penis alcohol

2017-05-21 11:46:09 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

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Doesn't stop them craving white dick though

2017-05-21 12:02:12 UTC

my attempt in reading that

2017-05-21 12:02:52 UTC

"today have a foreign friend meeting. you don't want to increase your foreign language level?"

2017-05-21 12:02:57 UTC

and that's about all I can read

2017-05-21 12:03:00 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-21 12:03:44 UTC

好啊 is just "okay"

2017-05-21 12:05:13 UTC

oh wait... last sentence is "come with me"

2017-05-21 12:06:09 UTC

Maybe it's uploaded somewhere in full

2017-05-21 12:06:19 UTC

Curious to see this propaganda

2017-05-21 12:08:47 UTC

Younger generations tend to not be as susceptible to it though

2017-05-21 13:30:37 UTC

http://radio.garden/live/beijing/chinese-classical-music/
Have some chill chinese radio

2017-05-21 14:30:14 UTC

text is readable but too fuzzy

2017-05-21 14:30:28 UTC

hurts to try and read <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-05-21 14:54:53 UTC

its translated online somewhere

2017-05-21 17:06:15 UTC

@transience even with Open Original?

2017-05-22 14:07:37 UTC

@Tribit THE FOREIGNER

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???

2017-05-22 14:07:54 UTC

I KNOW WHO HE LOOKS LIKE

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OF COURSER

2017-05-22 14:07:59 UTC

IT MAKES SENSE

2017-05-22 15:05:21 UTC
2017-05-22 20:39:34 UTC

@Transience#0182 those guys can't chink the chinks

2017-05-22 20:39:42 UTC

what a pair of noobs

2017-05-23 06:34:46 UTC

Just learned that there's a law that **requires** testing shit on animals.
unironically kys Cheena

2017-05-23 08:32:15 UTC

Testing what?

2017-05-23 08:32:28 UTC

medical shit or just everything?

2017-05-23 12:32:56 UTC

animal testing is a good thing

2017-05-23 13:58:03 UTC

t. never had a pet

If you lack basic compassion to say that, might as well offer your moms ass for chemicals testing.

2017-05-23 14:04:11 UTC

animal testing is a good thing as long as its done after initial laboratory evaluation and testing

2017-05-23 14:04:59 UTC

you do know that test animals are breed for that and only for that. They have no survival instincts nor such to kick in if released to wild only way to end it would be kill the animals

2017-05-23 14:05:32 UTC

>breed for that

Here we go again.

2017-05-23 14:06:38 UTC

example the generic "white lab rat" has somewhat thicker skin and are breed to be healthy

2017-05-23 14:06:56 UTC

and i bet they get 100x better and more suitable diet and living conditions when they are not being tested

2017-05-23 14:07:06 UTC

than your average "pet"

2017-05-23 14:07:51 UTC

same goes with human trials

2017-05-23 14:08:09 UTC

healthy very targeted audience with proper health checks done first

2017-05-23 14:10:16 UTC

but i agree

2017-05-23 14:10:26 UTC

that its wrong if its done cause of some makeup/shampoo reasons

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