last time i went to a hospital in china was to get these painful injections on my bum

i mustve been 5 orsomething

still remember it all due to how unpleasant it was

why where you in china

oh right you're chink

yer

visit some relatives and shit

ive only been there three times, last time 10 years ago

more like 8 yrs ago actually

where in china?

just my parents place (dong guan)

and hongkong, guangzhou

next time i go im gonna go for a month or two

and see the whole of cheena

dongguan is north of shenzen isnt it

maybe cant see the whole but a lot

ye it is

i m dying to check it all out

never go to shanghai during summer

yerr you told me

super hot

fucking 42c peaks

mmm

people literally went to the subway stations *because it had airconditioning*

meanwhile it was still 30c down there

lel

i remember it being pretty hot in dong guan too

fuck man it gets hot and sunny there

and sweaty

i cant remember if it was humid

it probably is humid

I still want to visit hong kong and shenzen sometime

kathmandu in nepal too

nice

i went to the Himalayas of india a few months ago

atm i want to visit taiwan and china

I also want to visit pyongyang when the war is over

I hope they don't destroy too much of the nk propaganda

lel

if youre in china then its not too hard to get there

as long as they allow it

honestly that's what I'm most concerned about, NK has a shit ton of propaganda stuff that's really cool

yeah but NK right now is too scary

besides I've already almost been arrested by the chinese once

lol really

what for

I took photos of the shanghai municipal people's government building and they didn't like that so I had to erase them from my camera

hahha

like while walking away from it a fucking police van stopped right next to me

dam man

dont piss em off

yet to run into any trouble with the coppers of other countries

dude you should check out s.e asia

itd blow your mind being a european

like cambodia or vietnam

be one of those backpacker doods

i want to climb mount fuji someday

they maintain the paths really well and supposedly you can climb it in a day

yerr i heard

my friends going later this year

and thats what he 'll be doing

a lot of tourists do it so its properly maintained

@kaetaa tbf winston lived in south africa which is hell on earth

thats true

I proposed to my girlfriend last week, so now starts the covert mission to get the fuck out of China ASAP without seeming like I'm trying to get out asap

And without pissing off her parents

It will probably take almost a year.

rip

good luck to you

@kaetaa good luck

congratulations

he didn't say that she said yes

for all we know he's leaving the country because his gf send the yakoozas after him

she said "im 26, i kind of have to"

and i put the ring on her finger

>"it's not like I have anything better to do"

"if this will get me out of this shithole country"

"i guess"

"yeah sure whatever, what do you want to eat tonight"

too close to home on that one

"oh, this is the ring u got me?"

haha

"what arcade did you get this from"

congrats tho I guess

"bitch you got this on taobao"

thanks man

"why does it say chun lu♥lao tsun on the inside"

hahaha

the only way not to piss her parents off is have them move with you

bribe them with european chocolate

that always works

Falling for the marriage meme

Gonna make some supreme gentlemen

@Kilbur if he wants to get her out of choina they kind of have to fall for the marriage meme

I hate to talk about the negatives but if divorce happens outside china i.e in America, he'll be the one getting fucked over

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Kilbur as if that's any different from western marriages

wife could be a millionaire and they'd still find a way to fuck you over

I'm saying marriage in general is a meme regardless of culture

Ex made 80K a year and still got our house, hehe

memes didnt exist centuries ago.. cant be a meme dude

youre the meme @Kilbur

witch hunts were quite memey

and crusades

massive ammounts of people participating something stupid

kaetaa might have fugged up by proposing

meh

If you had $8000 USD free cash what would you do with it

turn 360 and walk away

Buy computer stuff

lost of computer stuff

you could probably start up a buisiness using what little knowledge you have about western marketing

invest in stuff and buy chink shit

@kaetaa buy a new gpu because my hd6970 is a granny by now

Buy a CHINK gpu

buy alienware

ive been to a ton of anime cons in america, and they are basically just an opportunity for nerds to buy shit. people buy chink shit and sell it for like 5x markup

That is the hustle

you know the new scam is buying shit outside china and selling it in china

fill your bags up with bricks of milk powder

yfw they have a gaoilo shit general discord

gaoilo?

gwailo

yeah taobao has a ton of imported shit on it

any of you know anything about systemspace/tsuski project?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-UOVi8KaU

tfw you always pronounciated huawei hua-why

tfw everyone irl calls it who-are-eee

REEEEE

This guy

I once watched one of his videos randomly, and now he's all over my recommendations

same

Takes ages for him to get to his points, but it's comfy to have the videos running in the background while doing something else

1.5x playback speed required.

The MKBHD of China vloggers?

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

kek https://youtu.be/HQh1_zyig1M?t=2m48s

I see you're all getting the same recommendations I am.

Fucking YT.

serpentza is pretty great imho

I kinda want try to learn chinese

Are you from a chink background?

Finns are mongols so ofc

https://i.imgur.com/iDem8X9.jpg

tru

mämmi

red pill: it's gonna take you quite a while, but it's doable

I'm a heritage cantonese spaker but we don't write the same way we speak

written is basically just mandarin with a few differences

after 6 months, I sort of get it now

if i would go for autism and start learining chinese should i go for simplified or traditional

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

traditional

traditional is definitely the one to learn for the autism

atleast this would be putting my autism for good use <:thonk:288060975775612929>

you'll pick up on differences between simp and trad as you go along

simp is basically trad with missing parts, to put it very simply

e.g. http://www.declan-software.com/chinese/images/sim_trad_whichone.gif

I'd still go for trad for the aesthetic

<:thonk:288060975775612929> so kinda like texting chinese

when youre just 2lazy

I don't get why you'd ever learn just simplified

maybe its cause I'm more partial to taiwan

only reason I'd learn it is if I had to write it by hand

but I mean really its just mao's attempt at cultural cleansing

traditional might even be easier to learn cause you have the meanings of the different parts

to be fair, I think there was an effort to push for simplification during the ROC era but it just failed

still, I prefer trad

Anyone else get stabbed in China?

This dude has a neat channel about China exclusive collectibles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGny89HrhI

https://youtu.be/Vt2n_Z6rpRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFuF-zoVzA

I hate that clickbaity thumbnail

it's also bullshit

Its fucking everywhere

every shit channel does that

and yeah

i thought he was going to be doing smd shit with a toaster oven

instead he just made one from parts, which i've done here several times and is not interesting at all

It's still kind of neat

good shots of the market

and yeah

its nicely shot

wish we had shit like that here

kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lh3Pgd79A

@transience even cute traps and bishi boys are relevant in china uwu

wtf i love chinar now

If China didn't have chinks it would be an okay place to live in

its true, the people are what make it terrible haha

i love so much about living here

ye

You ever notice a fair bit of advertising has white people on it

yeah most of it. its usually white people and like one token C list chinese celebrity

I feel they're A list in china

but not a celebrity anywhere else

I've been thinking would chinks be more tolerable if they spoke english

the english speakers usually are more tolerable and culturally aware

i want to go to cheena so bad

SOMEONEEEEEE HELP MEEEE

@AlbumONLY http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/visas/hrsq/

how quick is visa process for CHEENA?

to get a china job

work VISA

"How long does it to process my application? What is the right time to submit my visa application?
Normally it takes 4 business days to process a visa application although some applications require longer processing time."
http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/visas/faq/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7gkgiAK2V4

chinks have cheap alcohol <:thonk:288060975775612929>

>cmilk gets allergy reaction

inb4 I go to china, drink chink booze, die

from chink snake penis alcohol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-china-36089237/china-warns-of-dangerous-love-with-spies

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Doesn't stop them craving white dick though

my attempt in reading that

"today have a foreign friend meeting. you don't want to increase your foreign language level?"

and that's about all I can read

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

好啊 is just "okay"

oh wait... last sentence is "come with me"

Maybe it's uploaded somewhere in full

Curious to see this propaganda

Younger generations tend to not be as susceptible to it though

@transience @transience https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/0d7dd01ecd57761078d50e3715a565829e381dde/361_218_2902_2174/master/2902.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=6666ed7a2dbb276643e653717c7c39b9

http://radio.garden/live/beijing/chinese-classical-music/
Have some chill chinese radio

text is readable but too fuzzy

hurts to try and read <:thonk:288060975775612929>

its translated online somewhere

@transience even with Open Original?

@Tribit THE FOREIGNER

???

I KNOW WHO HE LOOKS LIKE

OF COURSER

IT MAKES SENSE

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/104/571/4e5.jpeg

vid about chink shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_PhIGeiA7M

@Transience#0182 those guys can't chink the chinks

what a pair of noobs

Just learned that there's a law that **requires** testing shit on animals.
unironically kys Cheena

Testing what?

medical shit or just everything?

animal testing is a good thing

t. never had a pet

If you lack basic compassion to say that, might as well offer your moms ass for chemicals testing.

animal testing is a good thing as long as its done after initial laboratory evaluation and testing

you do know that test animals are breed for that and only for that. They have no survival instincts nor such to kick in if released to wild only way to end it would be kill the animals

>breed for that

Here we go again.

example the generic "white lab rat" has somewhat thicker skin and are breed to be healthy

and i bet they get 100x better and more suitable diet and living conditions when they are not being tested

than your average "pet"

same goes with human trials

healthy very targeted audience with proper health checks done first

but i agree

that its wrong if its done cause of some makeup/shampoo reasons