I guess not

diamond age when?

its not always. but i do see a kid pee/shit in public atleast once a week - but im not walking aroudn everyday, mostly jsut to work

I know the tourists are twats but so are britbong tourists

I was in Beijing 3y ago, eating my most expensive meal (beijing duck) in a restaurant. next to me were two business men smoking whilst there was an no smoking sign at their table, ashing and spitting on the ground

that shook me already, so no going back to mainland ever

taiwan was a lot cleaner in comparison

streets were kinda dirty but public transport ettiquette was japan tier

is japan tier god tier?

eh...

also how old r u @kaetaa, if u dont mind

they are god tier for some specific things

not at everything

im 26

haha theres no smoking signs everywhere

no one gives a shit

and no one will tell them to stop

because tthey will just go"no, why should i"

ive been to japan 3x, twice last year

was awesome

I would like to go./

its definitely worth a visit

adventure

I'm so disabled that I can't really travel alone and shit, though, so I would need a travel partner before I even get moving. orz

you can come visit me, ill wash your ass

are you being unfaithful or do chink gf not care about that?

i am, and they do care, but that doesnt stop everyone from cheating on each other

you lose more face breaking up/divorcing than you do cheating

cause you only lose face when you cheat if u get caught

oops, sorry, i meant i am being faithful

i fap to ex lovers because gf is slim

and i like a fat ass

lol

In case you are dead,your family cam burn your waifu for you

Are chink males at the bottom of the alpha hierarchy

they manage to cuck themselves

Intentionally, that is the question

...fuck

I'd say that'd be koreans

this is a south korean male (male)

i donno, taiwan guys are just like this

little fairy twinks

Want some tai(wang)?

I never fell for the trap meme. Can someone please explain it

Take it to <#189467888657235970>

m.scmp.com/business/companies/article/2081154/alibaba-launches-malaysian-hub-electronic-world-trade-platform

not sure if i ever get happy or not

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-03-24/huishan-dairy-plummets-91-erasing-4-2-billion-in-market-value

ive asked every chink i can and still dont know - where does all the good beef go? if i go to any supermarket, its all bullshit peices of cow - no steaks or any good cuts, just the basic shit ones

and they dont serve the good ones in restauraunts either. anywhere

so they kill the whole cow - are they just throwing it away?

wheres all the beef going? why is all the beef here such shit?

to the larger cities ?

or the locals are hiding something

go ask from local bucher

its probably reserved for the higher party members. there must be millions of them after all

^this

i could go for a nice piece of bacon now

hope you got your propuska with you

Chinese cut up their meats differently

But overall it's not a beef eating nation, because even I have trouble recollecting beef dishes

Braised Beef Shank soup (niu rou mian), uh, niu rou jian bing

Okay here we go. The good cuts go to stirfry like Hunan Beef

wtf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bdK_CzOGpc

they just saw it up alive oO

at least it is fresh

jesus that's icecold, weird how when they slice it water comes out

sharks normally need a constant flow of water through their gills or they suffocate. but the gills arent that far back. But yeah, pretty barbaric. Chinks just dont have a sense for animal cruelty at all

its good as dead anyway that far inland

same to sell it fresh

:D

also the water part is probly airbladder

what they use to control their float up and down

Tbf, how would *you* peacefully put down a whale? Sounds like something only a zoologist would know how to do to me, and I kinda doubt there's a guide on the internet for this?

Inject it with battery acid?

thats how chinks put dogs down

very humane

eww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEKVZ7zR2s4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yteacIVZ3_E

Scary shit

wtf

i used to have nightmares about this as a kid

you dont even consider that this shit happens

?

tfw the escalator is chink shit

holy shit

are the people still trying to go up the escalator when people literally just fallen off it

chinks have no

uh

cool

Wow, talk about terrible failure modes.

i used to dream as a kid i stand on a ecalslter

and it would go really fast

and up and down

http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/2082109/17-injured-escalator-accident-hong-kong-shopping-mall

Chink elevators and escalators are terrifying.

That's not a set of gears I'd want to be pulled into.

fish don't feel pain

THATS NOT TRUEEE

Humans don't feel pain then either

$purge 5

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oh yeah

Keep this chat *specifically* about news pertaining to China, thanks

fug you need hotpocket

Is there any note as aesthetic as the 2000 NTD note http://famouswonders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/new-taiwan-dollar.gif

new serpentza vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlxUZmXuKVw

That's awfully silly

lol those old people ratting him out

Had no idea he was also making documentaries on the side

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490642505163.jpg

this can't be good

paging resident China expert @kaetaa

http://thediplomat.com/2017/03/the-future-of-us-china-trade-relations/

Why does the chink govt suddenly hate laowai money

🤔

This is why

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/03/07/why-china-is-so-mad-about-thaad-a-missile-defense-system-aimed-at-deterring-north-korea/

The news of the THAAD deployment sparked a threat of “consequences” from China. “I want to emphasize that we firmly oppose the deployment of THAAD,” said Geng Shuang, a spokesman for China’s Foreign Ministry, at a daily news briefing in Beijing on Tuesday. “We will resolutely take necessary measures to defend our security interests.”

Chinese reaction appears to be moving to hurt South Korea economically. Beijing has already placed restrictions on Korean businesses that operate in China, including shutting down stores of Lotte, a South Korean conglomerate that offered a golf course as land for THAAD use.

More measures are expected. Chinese travel agencies are stopping the sale of tickets to South Korea, and there have been growing calls in China to boycott South Korean products and even cancel tours by K-pop stars. Such moves carry significant weight. South Korea has grown increasingly dependent economically on China in recent years. China is South Korea's largest trading partner, and the value of its exports to the country were $142 billion in 2014 — more than twice the value of its exports to the United States.

Like Serpentza mentioned in the video, the Chinese are smashing Korean products now

restricting sale of products to the US is big

all of this is speculation though

We haven't heard from other Taobao agents about this yet

Hmm, I know a South Korean. Should I ask wtf is going on?

http://www.businessinsider.com/jack-ma-if-trade-stops-war-stars-2017-2?international=true&r=US&IR=T

South Koreans aren't to blame

China doesn't like that the US is installing a missile defense system in South Korea to protect them from NK, it's because they suspect that defense system can also be used against China

Jack Ma was right <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Also, all of Asia hates each other

it's just that the time has come again

chink gov wtf you doing

God I wish that was me…

Not with the head, but being in a place to say that…

He probably looks like a cockroach naked

Having a lego head doesn't matter if you're rich

But how do you get rich, having a lego head?

🤔

Inherit it.

He was from a poor family iirc

And his friends all called him crazy when he told them about his dreams

his business partners apparently had no confidence in him, he said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn5KkkKBBA8

So now he's the "I could do it, so if you can't you have no one to blame but yourself" kinda guy?

Pic related

Oh, fuck that guy!

He'll get the wall after the revolution for sure.

i want to find the talk that that quote is from

but I can't find it

things are kind of tense with china and south korea. they are destroying korean shit and looting stores

last time this happened with the japs a few years ago, they beat up japanese people, burned japanese cars etc.

anything that was remotely japanese they destroyed. mob justice innit

all the chinks are real butthurt right now - you have to remember that the govt controls the media, so they just put on blast "South korea is shit - its time to destroy everything they love", which is paraphrased, but its basically what they say on the news everynight

its a good propoganda tool - and the people here know the govt runs the media, but they eat it up anyway

chinks dont have individual brains - they believe they are chinese hivemind. you make fun of one chink, they think you are making fun of every chink

just got back from chinese hospital for mri - its fucking insane here. thousands of people mobbing every counter and cutting lines and being disorderly

i feel bad for the employees

Has anyone here been to either China, Taiwan, Singapore, Macau, Hong Kong, or pretty much anywhere else full of Chinese folks?

It is hell..

Where exactly did you go?

Taiwan for two nights, hot and muggy as fuck. Insane brown Chinese running around driving like maniacs

They DNGAF

I bet the mainland is worse though

I think island weather and mixing with locals is making them go nuts

Plus the island's crowded as fuck

I really want to travel Southeast/East Asia so bad

where did you go in taiwan, @leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebo

I love taiwan so much

i live in mainland, and ive been to hong kong for a week

im going to taiwan in october

@kaetaa mobbing every counter and cutting lines and being disorderly, yup they're chinese alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGB7NzYDuo

1 - 0 down to the Iranians

>tfw you lose in football to a country where grass does not grow

Who said that you can't play football on sand?

@testtest Or where they cant afford balls and have to use inifidel organs

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39432766

lmao

c h i n k e d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

but new china is shit

chinks didnt always use to be like this. its a culmination of everything thats happened, starting with the cultural revolution

https://www.carnewschina.com/2017/03/30/the-interior-of-the-female-only-zotye-sr9-godess-edition-is-properly-pink/

Chinese Porsche clone that's entirely pink

oy vey thats sexist to assume wymyns color is pink #destroygenderroles

THERE'S NO JUDAISM IN CHINA

GET OUT FROG

judaism in china is redundant

Fukushima apple

Bought from a chink

cool

tfw沒有qt三點一四中國女朋友

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/hull-teacher-held-in-chinese-jail-for-not-being-a-friend-of-the-country/story-30239757-detail/story.html

tfw not a dear friend

Brb y'all, going to Japan

Stopping at Beijing first for layover

Time to be a dear friend

@transience serpentza is next I'm sure

Speaking of, he reached his goal for that Northern China docu he wants to make
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/205422728/conquering-northern-china-adventure-travel-series

"Mr Silby said his fellow inmates ranged from fellow international travellers to Chinese accused of associating with prostitutes and not having a driving licence.

"There was even one guy in there for not having a proper welding licence.

"Every morning we had to watch propaganda films saying what a great harmonious society the Communist Party had created in China.

"In the afternoons, they screened really terrible films, usually with Nicholas Cage in them. It was weird."

Shitposting China criticism on facebook when you damn well know the risk. <:thonk:288060975775612929>

"Lived and worked there for six years as a university teacher"

""When I lived there you learned to keep your head down." Guess not otherwise they wouldn't have caught him.

what is it with nicolas cage?

Chinese Prop movies during the day, Nicolas Cage kino in the evenings

is this some next level torture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9h8_tnlus

They must really like Nicolas Cage

the ultimate lifeform

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/09/yes-nicolas-cage-really-did-just-win-chinas-best-global-actor-award/

http://i.imgur.com/4dSrNzN.jpg

Guess they really like him then

I'm sure the guy who ended up in jail dindunuffin good western boi

>GooStars.com

That sounds like porn

germangoogirls make enjoyable videos

I love those towers of mic tv-logos

gf just showed me a video of a chink mom holding a baby while other adults watch, and his dick is flopping out and her other son is hitting it and batting it around

and they dont say anything, then the kid goes to suck it and they step in

wtf

chinks truly are the scum of this planet

and i can say that honestly after being here over a year

Why are you there?

teaching

Teaching english to chink kids or?

yeh

I asume you know chinese/mandarin then?

a bit

How can you teach them eng if you aren't fluent?

Or just somewhat fluent

its called immersion

i teach ages 3-17

3 year olds i hold up a picture of a banana

and is ay

banana

and they repeat

easy

Ye ok

hahahahahaha

It's okay

@KawlunDram you in China already?

ill be in china as of june cant wait

Which Note 4 did you buy? @Big Meme

the 4 high edition (similar to standard 4 just has 64gb instead of 32) @Tribit

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Pro-Helio-X20-3GB-64GB-Smartphone---Gray-373016.html

on here it says the note 4 pro