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2017-03-20 14:40:55 UTC

I guess not

2017-03-20 14:41:06 UTC

diamond age when?

2017-03-20 14:41:29 UTC

its not always. but i do see a kid pee/shit in public atleast once a week - but im not walking aroudn everyday, mostly jsut to work

2017-03-20 14:41:34 UTC

I know the tourists are twats but so are britbong tourists

2017-03-20 14:43:01 UTC

I was in Beijing 3y ago, eating my most expensive meal (beijing duck) in a restaurant. next to me were two business men smoking whilst there was an no smoking sign at their table, ashing and spitting on the ground

2017-03-20 14:43:59 UTC

that shook me already, so no going back to mainland ever

2017-03-20 14:45:14 UTC

taiwan was a lot cleaner in comparison

2017-03-20 14:45:33 UTC

streets were kinda dirty but public transport ettiquette was japan tier

2017-03-20 14:51:06 UTC

is japan tier god tier?

2017-03-20 14:51:23 UTC

eh...

2017-03-20 14:51:30 UTC

also how old r u @kaetaa, if u dont mind

2017-03-20 14:53:31 UTC

they are god tier for some specific things

2017-03-20 14:53:32 UTC

not at everything

2017-03-20 14:54:51 UTC

im 26

2017-03-20 14:55:08 UTC

haha theres no smoking signs everywhere

2017-03-20 14:55:11 UTC

no one gives a shit

2017-03-20 14:55:18 UTC

and no one will tell them to stop

2017-03-20 14:55:24 UTC

because tthey will just go"no, why should i"

2017-03-20 14:55:54 UTC

ive been to japan 3x, twice last year

2017-03-20 14:55:56 UTC

was awesome

2017-03-20 14:56:26 UTC

I would like to go./

2017-03-20 14:56:35 UTC

its definitely worth a visit

2017-03-20 14:56:36 UTC

adventure

2017-03-20 14:57:00 UTC

I'm so disabled that I can't really travel alone and shit, though, so I would need a travel partner before I even get moving. orz

2017-03-20 14:57:16 UTC

you can come visit me, ill wash your ass

2017-03-20 14:58:09 UTC

are you being unfaithful or do chink gf not care about that?

2017-03-20 14:58:51 UTC

i am, and they do care, but that doesnt stop everyone from cheating on each other

2017-03-20 14:58:59 UTC

you lose more face breaking up/divorcing than you do cheating

2017-03-20 14:59:06 UTC

cause you only lose face when you cheat if u get caught

2017-03-20 14:59:20 UTC

oops, sorry, i meant i am being faithful

2017-03-20 15:02:47 UTC

i fap to ex lovers because gf is slim

2017-03-20 15:02:55 UTC

and i like a fat ass

2017-03-20 15:46:28 UTC

lol

2017-03-21 04:10:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/293597303338565632/-3ff5bd4cfa859229.jpg

2017-03-21 04:11:25 UTC

In case you are dead,your family cam burn your waifu for you

2017-03-21 05:40:40 UTC

Are chink males at the bottom of the alpha hierarchy

2017-03-21 05:41:47 UTC

they manage to cuck themselves

2017-03-21 05:49:36 UTC

Intentionally, that is the question

2017-03-21 05:52:27 UTC

...fuck

2017-03-21 06:44:24 UTC

I'd say that'd be koreans

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/293635941732581376/1489807598172.jpg

2017-03-21 06:44:28 UTC

this is a south korean male (male)

2017-03-21 06:45:18 UTC

i donno, taiwan guys are just like this

2017-03-21 06:45:24 UTC

little fairy twinks

2017-03-21 11:48:16 UTC

Want some tai(wang)?

2017-03-21 12:04:29 UTC

I never fell for the trap meme. Can someone please explain it

2017-03-21 12:09:55 UTC

Take it to <#189467888657235970>

2017-03-22 10:27:05 UTC

m.scmp.com/business/companies/article/2081154/alibaba-launches-malaysian-hub-electronic-world-trade-platform

2017-03-22 10:27:14 UTC

not sure if i ever get happy or not

2017-03-24 14:21:47 UTC

ive asked every chink i can and still dont know - where does all the good beef go? if i go to any supermarket, its all bullshit peices of cow - no steaks or any good cuts, just the basic shit ones

2017-03-24 14:21:55 UTC

and they dont serve the good ones in restauraunts either. anywhere

2017-03-24 14:22:08 UTC

so they kill the whole cow - are they just throwing it away?

2017-03-24 14:22:42 UTC

wheres all the beef going? why is all the beef here such shit?

2017-03-24 14:39:30 UTC

to the larger cities ?

2017-03-24 14:39:34 UTC

or the locals are hiding something

2017-03-24 14:39:41 UTC

go ask from local bucher

2017-03-24 17:34:24 UTC

its probably reserved for the higher party members. there must be millions of them after all

2017-03-24 20:18:35 UTC

^this

2017-03-24 20:19:12 UTC

i could go for a nice piece of bacon now

2017-03-24 20:20:19 UTC

hope you got your propuska with you

2017-03-25 03:34:55 UTC

Chinese cut up their meats differently

2017-03-25 03:35:11 UTC

But overall it's not a beef eating nation, because even I have trouble recollecting beef dishes

2017-03-25 03:37:08 UTC

Braised Beef Shank soup (niu rou mian), uh, niu rou jian bing

2017-03-25 03:42:39 UTC

Okay here we go. The good cuts go to stirfry like Hunan Beef

2017-03-25 08:59:14 UTC

they just saw it up alive oO

2017-03-25 09:07:33 UTC

at least it is fresh

2017-03-25 13:01:29 UTC

jesus that's icecold, weird how when they slice it water comes out

2017-03-25 13:31:01 UTC

sharks normally need a constant flow of water through their gills or they suffocate. but the gills arent that far back. But yeah, pretty barbaric. Chinks just dont have a sense for animal cruelty at all

2017-03-25 13:34:25 UTC

its good as dead anyway that far inland

2017-03-25 13:34:30 UTC

same to sell it fresh

2017-03-25 13:34:32 UTC

:D

2017-03-25 13:35:01 UTC

also the water part is probly airbladder

2017-03-25 13:35:09 UTC

what they use to control their float up and down

2017-03-25 16:12:09 UTC

Tbf, how would *you* peacefully put down a whale? Sounds like something only a zoologist would know how to do to me, and I kinda doubt there's a guide on the internet for this?

2017-03-25 16:21:59 UTC

Inject it with battery acid?

2017-03-25 16:22:05 UTC

thats how chinks put dogs down

2017-03-25 16:22:07 UTC

very humane

2017-03-25 16:22:42 UTC

eww

2017-03-25 18:20:21 UTC

wtf

2017-03-25 18:20:29 UTC

i used to have nightmares about this as a kid

2017-03-25 18:26:54 UTC

you dont even consider that this shit happens

2017-03-25 18:27:14 UTC

?

2017-03-25 18:27:23 UTC

tfw the escalator is chink shit

2017-03-25 18:28:59 UTC

holy shit

2017-03-25 18:29:19 UTC

are the people still trying to go up the escalator when people literally just fallen off it

2017-03-25 18:29:45 UTC

chinks have no

2017-03-25 18:29:46 UTC

uh

2017-03-25 18:29:49 UTC

cool

2017-03-25 18:43:16 UTC

Wow, talk about terrible failure modes.

2017-03-25 18:43:38 UTC

i used to dream as a kid i stand on a ecalslter

2017-03-25 18:43:42 UTC

and it would go really fast

2017-03-25 18:43:44 UTC

and up and down

2017-03-25 20:04:51 UTC

Chink elevators and escalators are terrifying.

2017-03-25 20:05:07 UTC

That's not a set of gears I'd want to be pulled into.

2017-03-25 21:29:46 UTC

fish don't feel pain

2017-03-25 21:30:22 UTC

THATS NOT TRUEEE

2017-03-25 21:32:59 UTC

Humans don't feel pain then either

2017-03-26 18:53:02 UTC

$purge 5

2017-03-26 18:53:02 UTC

@kantina | `❌` | Your permission level is too low to execute that command. The command requires permission level 2 (Server Moderator) and you are level 0 (Server Member).

2017-03-26 18:53:04 UTC

oh yeah

2017-03-26 18:53:10 UTC

Keep this chat *specifically* about news pertaining to China, thanks

2017-03-26 18:53:11 UTC

fug you need hotpocket

2017-03-27 16:18:19 UTC

Is there any note as aesthetic as the 2000 NTD note http://famouswonders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/new-taiwan-dollar.gif

2017-03-27 17:32:11 UTC
2017-03-27 17:35:08 UTC

That's awfully silly

2017-03-27 17:36:43 UTC

lol those old people ratting him out

2017-03-27 17:42:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/295975881753755648/spies.jpg

2017-03-27 18:15:44 UTC

Had no idea he was also making documentaries on the side

2017-03-27 19:23:29 UTC

this can't be good

2017-03-27 19:24:00 UTC

paging resident China expert @kaetaa

2017-03-27 20:28:08 UTC

Why does the chink govt suddenly hate laowai money

2017-03-27 20:28:13 UTC

🤔

2017-03-27 20:37:00 UTC

This is why

2017-03-27 20:37:59 UTC

The news of the THAAD deployment sparked a threat of “consequences” from China. “I want to emphasize that we firmly oppose the deployment of THAAD,” said Geng Shuang, a spokesman for China’s Foreign Ministry, at a daily news briefing in Beijing on Tuesday. “We will resolutely take necessary measures to defend our security interests.”

2017-03-27 20:38:52 UTC

Chinese reaction appears to be moving to hurt South Korea economically. Beijing has already placed restrictions on Korean businesses that operate in China, including shutting down stores of Lotte, a South Korean conglomerate that offered a golf course as land for THAAD use.

More measures are expected. Chinese travel agencies are stopping the sale of tickets to South Korea, and there have been growing calls in China to boycott South Korean products and even cancel tours by K-pop stars. Such moves carry significant weight. South Korea has grown increasingly dependent economically on China in recent years. China is South Korea's largest trading partner, and the value of its exports to the country were $142 billion in 2014 — more than twice the value of its exports to the United States.

2017-03-27 20:39:19 UTC

Like Serpentza mentioned in the video, the Chinese are smashing Korean products now

2017-03-27 20:40:12 UTC

restricting sale of products to the US is big

2017-03-27 20:40:22 UTC

all of this is speculation though

2017-03-27 20:40:37 UTC

We haven't heard from other Taobao agents about this yet

2017-03-27 20:41:18 UTC

Hmm, I know a South Korean. Should I ask wtf is going on?

2017-03-27 20:41:41 UTC

South Koreans aren't to blame

2017-03-27 20:42:42 UTC

China doesn't like that the US is installing a missile defense system in South Korea to protect them from NK, it's because they suspect that defense system can also be used against China

2017-03-27 20:46:56 UTC

Jack Ma was right <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-03-27 20:47:20 UTC

Also, all of Asia hates each other

2017-03-27 20:47:25 UTC

it's just that the time has come again

2017-03-27 20:48:07 UTC

chink gov wtf you doing

2017-03-27 20:48:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/296022809644105728/war.png

2017-03-27 20:54:31 UTC

God I wish that was me…

2017-03-27 20:55:12 UTC

Not with the head, but being in a place to say that…

2017-03-27 20:58:53 UTC

He probably looks like a cockroach naked

2017-03-27 21:00:54 UTC

Having a lego head doesn't matter if you're rich

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/296025814313467904/1489802663732.jpg

2017-03-27 21:01:00 UTC

But how do you get rich, having a lego head?

2017-03-27 21:01:03 UTC

🤔

2017-03-27 21:01:28 UTC

Inherit it.

2017-03-27 21:01:43 UTC

He was from a poor family iirc

2017-03-27 21:01:55 UTC

And his friends all called him crazy when he told them about his dreams

2017-03-27 21:02:15 UTC

his business partners apparently had no confidence in him, he said

2017-03-27 21:04:12 UTC

So now he's the "I could do it, so if you can't you have no one to blame but yourself" kinda guy?

2017-03-27 21:06:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/296027105395736577/1484696467206.jpg

2017-03-27 21:06:04 UTC

Pic related

2017-03-27 21:09:42 UTC

Oh, fuck that guy!

2017-03-27 21:10:00 UTC

He'll get the wall after the revolution for sure.

2017-03-27 21:41:42 UTC

i want to find the talk that that quote is from

2017-03-27 21:41:45 UTC

but I can't find it

2017-03-28 02:24:35 UTC

things are kind of tense with china and south korea. they are destroying korean shit and looting stores

2017-03-28 02:24:54 UTC

last time this happened with the japs a few years ago, they beat up japanese people, burned japanese cars etc.

2017-03-28 02:25:08 UTC

anything that was remotely japanese they destroyed. mob justice innit

2017-03-28 02:26:55 UTC

all the chinks are real butthurt right now - you have to remember that the govt controls the media, so they just put on blast "South korea is shit - its time to destroy everything they love", which is paraphrased, but its basically what they say on the news everynight

2017-03-28 02:27:15 UTC

its a good propoganda tool - and the people here know the govt runs the media, but they eat it up anyway

2017-03-28 02:27:55 UTC

chinks dont have individual brains - they believe they are chinese hivemind. you make fun of one chink, they think you are making fun of every chink

2017-03-28 02:29:09 UTC

just got back from chinese hospital for mri - its fucking insane here. thousands of people mobbing every counter and cutting lines and being disorderly

2017-03-28 02:29:13 UTC

i feel bad for the employees

2017-03-28 03:41:25 UTC

Has anyone here been to either China, Taiwan, Singapore, Macau, Hong Kong, or pretty much anywhere else full of Chinese folks?

2017-03-28 03:48:54 UTC

It is hell..

2017-03-28 03:49:08 UTC

Where exactly did you go?

2017-03-28 03:50:05 UTC

Taiwan for two nights, hot and muggy as fuck. Insane brown Chinese running around driving like maniacs

2017-03-28 03:50:47 UTC

They DNGAF

2017-03-28 03:51:23 UTC

I bet the mainland is worse though

2017-03-28 03:52:03 UTC

I think island weather and mixing with locals is making them go nuts

2017-03-28 03:52:44 UTC

Plus the island's crowded as fuck

2017-03-28 03:54:07 UTC

I really want to travel Southeast/East Asia so bad

2017-03-28 04:04:35 UTC

where did you go in taiwan, @leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebo

2017-03-28 04:04:59 UTC

I love taiwan so much

2017-03-28 04:50:13 UTC

i live in mainland, and ive been to hong kong for a week

2017-03-28 04:50:17 UTC

im going to taiwan in october

2017-03-28 10:12:19 UTC

@kaetaa mobbing every counter and cutting lines and being disorderly, yup they're chinese alright

2017-03-28 13:13:28 UTC

1 - 0 down to the Iranians

2017-03-28 17:39:35 UTC

>tfw you lose in football to a country where grass does not grow

2017-03-29 15:16:52 UTC

Who said that you can't play football on sand?

2017-03-29 17:31:32 UTC

@testtest Or where they cant afford balls and have to use inifidel organs

2017-03-29 19:01:02 UTC

lmao

2017-03-29 19:54:09 UTC

c h i n k e d

2017-03-30 02:35:26 UTC

but new china is shit

2017-03-30 02:35:50 UTC

chinks didnt always use to be like this. its a culmination of everything thats happened, starting with the cultural revolution

2017-03-30 13:46:38 UTC

oy vey thats sexist to assume wymyns color is pink #destroygenderroles

2017-03-30 15:04:32 UTC

THERE'S NO JUDAISM IN CHINA

2017-03-30 15:04:35 UTC

GET OUT FROG

2017-03-30 15:56:34 UTC

judaism in china is redundant

2017-03-30 15:56:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/297036457795911690/1489979919855.jpg

2017-03-30 21:57:24 UTC

Fukushima apple

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/297127199214010369/JPEG_20170330_235708.jpg

2017-03-30 21:57:36 UTC

Bought from a chink

2017-03-31 17:14:41 UTC

cool

2017-04-01 14:45:28 UTC

tfw沒有qt三點一四中國女朋友

2017-04-01 16:38:36 UTC

tfw not a dear friend

2017-04-01 20:38:55 UTC

Brb y'all, going to Japan

2017-04-01 20:39:05 UTC

Stopping at Beijing first for layover

2017-04-01 20:39:12 UTC

Time to be a dear friend

2017-04-01 21:12:33 UTC

@transience serpentza is next I'm sure

2017-04-01 21:19:12 UTC

Speaking of, he reached his goal for that Northern China docu he wants to make
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/205422728/conquering-northern-china-adventure-travel-series

2017-04-01 21:31:45 UTC

"Mr Silby said his fellow inmates ranged from fellow international travellers to Chinese accused of associating with prostitutes and not having a driving licence.

"There was even one guy in there for not having a proper welding licence.

"Every morning we had to watch propaganda films saying what a great harmonious society the Communist Party had created in China.

"In the afternoons, they screened really terrible films, usually with Nicholas Cage in them. It was weird."

2017-04-01 21:36:44 UTC

Shitposting China criticism on facebook when you damn well know the risk. <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-01 21:37:57 UTC

"Lived and worked there for six years as a university teacher"

2017-04-01 21:39:46 UTC

""When I lived there you learned to keep your head down." Guess not otherwise they wouldn't have caught him.

2017-04-01 21:40:20 UTC

what is it with nicolas cage?

2017-04-01 21:41:01 UTC

Chinese Prop movies during the day, Nicolas Cage kino in the evenings

2017-04-01 21:42:58 UTC

is this some next level torture?

2017-04-01 21:47:26 UTC

They must really like Nicolas Cage

2017-04-01 21:49:33 UTC

the ultimate lifeform

2017-04-01 23:37:22 UTC

Guess they really like him then

2017-04-02 05:16:51 UTC

I'm sure the guy who ended up in jail dindunuffin good western boi

2017-04-02 08:06:57 UTC

>GooStars.com

2017-04-02 08:07:04 UTC

That sounds like porn

2017-04-02 08:13:17 UTC

germangoogirls make enjoyable videos

2017-04-02 09:30:22 UTC

I love those towers of mic tv-logos

2017-04-02 13:01:19 UTC

gf just showed me a video of a chink mom holding a baby while other adults watch, and his dick is flopping out and her other son is hitting it and batting it around

2017-04-02 13:01:30 UTC

and they dont say anything, then the kid goes to suck it and they step in

2017-04-02 13:01:54 UTC

wtf

2017-04-02 13:02:37 UTC

chinks truly are the scum of this planet

2017-04-02 13:02:45 UTC

and i can say that honestly after being here over a year

2017-04-02 13:03:04 UTC

Why are you there?

2017-04-02 13:04:11 UTC

teaching

2017-04-02 13:04:32 UTC

Teaching english to chink kids or?

2017-04-02 13:04:37 UTC

yeh

2017-04-02 13:04:56 UTC

I asume you know chinese/mandarin then?

2017-04-02 13:08:40 UTC

a bit

2017-04-02 13:08:56 UTC

How can you teach them eng if you aren't fluent?

2017-04-02 13:10:16 UTC

Or just somewhat fluent

2017-04-02 13:28:21 UTC

its called immersion

2017-04-02 13:28:26 UTC

i teach ages 3-17

2017-04-02 13:28:33 UTC

3 year olds i hold up a picture of a banana

2017-04-02 13:28:35 UTC

and is ay

2017-04-02 13:28:37 UTC

banana

2017-04-02 13:28:40 UTC

and they repeat

2017-04-02 13:28:41 UTC

easy

2017-04-02 13:29:25 UTC

Ye ok

2017-04-02 13:57:54 UTC

hahahahahaha

2017-04-02 14:25:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/298100537612697600/image.jpg

2017-04-02 14:25:08 UTC

It's okay

2017-04-02 14:49:42 UTC

@KawlunDram you in China already?

2017-04-02 14:50:42 UTC

ill be in china as of june cant wait

2017-04-02 14:51:05 UTC

Which Note 4 did you buy? @Big Meme

2017-04-02 14:53:47 UTC

the 4 high edition (similar to standard 4 just has 64gb instead of 32) @Tribit

2017-04-02 15:35:01 UTC

on here it says the note 4 pro

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