basically felt like a boss spending $10usd to get a private car to go anywhere

like, from the small town where I was holed up to the actual city that was easily 50 mi away

the view from my apartment. 20ths floor

That's still expensive compared to what I pay for public transportation 8(

Is that smog or fog

it's cheap compared to the price of spending your time to take the bus

smog

that's the _china haze_

Looks pretty nice actually

Is the probability to get kill high in mother China ?

by lung cancer, yes

not by violence

Gotta get me gas mask

Chink walmart

How are the lakes?
Clear or Dirty?

Clear, with absolutely no life in there. :-DDD

dirty

this is clearly a trick by the Party to get all the laowai to move to china while they buy up our land in the west, lel

How developed is the facemask fashion scene

Man I want to got to China some day

comfy tbh

step 1: get a job working remote

Why? To get chinked in the mainland?

Smog doesn't sound comfy at all

😠

Neither does food sickness

or diarrhea

make friends with an old chinese auntie who'll cook for you

I have a iron stomach so I guess it's fine

an*

You will then have a iron cancer

i wonder if china is as bad as the west during the industrial revolution ever was

there were moths in england that went through genetic adaptations to the soot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth_evolution

Should I dump my g-f and get a Chinese one? Not Chinkshit you get on taobao, but a Oneplus4 one?

Black moths matter

Is your gf paki?

no, slav

>dating coloured people

ewww

you probably shouldn't start a relationship with an extreme economic disparity

@kaetaa pics of food or people? any work for laowais besides being a token white guy in a picture / press release?

Do the black Chinese exist

albino chinese exist

yes

yeah gimme a sec

tHE ROCK is black and chinese i beleive

^said man has some wicked genes

I don't think he's Chinese

8) pretty sure he's Macedonian or something

in a way I'm really glad china exists to copy ideas, since it drives home the core concept that ideas and innovation aren't the magic sauce that we've held them up to be, and execution is possibly way more important

samoan

okay back, sorryu about that

http://qz.com/771727/chinas-factories-in-shenzhen-can-copy-products-at-breakneck-speed-and-its-time-for-the-rest-of-the-world-to-get-over-it/ neat article

frankly I don't think people who have neat video editing skills should deserve 90% of the profits

How many fidgit cubes are there

well if a chinese person can do it, the govt legally wont let you do it

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRF7gMsCUAA4Tfz.jpg

so itd have to be something that benefits you being where youre from or what you look like

Rock's mother

that's pretty good looking, standard take-your-friends-to-banquet-dinner fare

looks like an insular tbh

have you been able to find good beer

i heard that they stared getting into the craft beer craze over there but i'd imagine it's small

Man I'd FUCK the rock

the chinese beer is low alcohol content

usually around 3%

but its not bad

its cheap

yeah like session beer. goes well with food since it stands aside

If the beef sucks, I imagine Chinese leather would too?

🐮

🍺

@kaetaa tsingtao lager is a bit under 5 iirc

thats right tom

getting a spare key made

it's >lager, but not bad

tsingtao is my goto

ive never seen real leather yet, just fake shit

but i havent gone looking for it either

I have some weird keys from china; they're kinda paranoid

cross-shaped keys and such

like a phillips head

I have a Chinese pleather wallet that I got on Ali for 2bux, pretty good

2 of my coworkers

Smash or pass?

where are the qts?

smash tbh

pass

>not having yellow fever

they both dtf though

regional mcdonalds shit

i have a gf

Probably in mainland

FOR NOW

what's that green?

>chinese "beer"

you guys mean water right

Shrek burger

Ygg tsingtao is a solid lager tbh

pretty much water

you know it's clean tho

right

this nigga pulled up a truck on a busy street and started selling watermelons at 10pm

watching chinks drink 3% beer in little shots like they are hard or something

is hilarious

Laced with opium

based, did you buy any?

>lager
I read this as water

nah, was headed to a bar

your chink friends are lightweights

>not carrying a watermelon to the bar

drink with some koreans or hong kongers

they'd drink you under the table

oooh now that looks good

fuck I'm hungry

>gooks drinking a hundred kilo man under a table

but none of them are here

>implying im not 200kilo

what does it say? ISIS ......

you guys ever try baijiu? its the most consumed alcohol in the world by volume

the chinks hate it

yeah you're kinda out in the middle of nowhere (even though you're in a comparatively super-developed city)

it says "ISIS vs the kurdz"

nice band name

traditional chinese dish - tomatoe and egg

do you see any for-sport cyclists

road cyclists and such

not many, but a few

How bad is English

my city is pretty bad

do they hate fat people as much as japs?

despite boasting a huge fuck population, literally no one speaks english

I remember you saying you are

maybe I should go back and buy an apartment :/

they dont hate them, its just more like "holy shit! look! wow. dont see that every day"

kek

What do you work as? A teacher?

yeah

why speak english when you can speak chinese

What grade/year

You like em Yung??

i teach many classes. ages range from 3-17

i wonder if there's any demand for teaching technical english

for adults? there is.

I wonder if there is any demand for Chinese shitposters

is there much of a premium

tfw not a native english speaker, goodbye easy asian jobs

teaching kids is a pita

Is there a 4chan Chinese equivalent?

teaching adults is way more rewarding

if an english site exists that is popular, its blocked and theres a chinese equivalent

i mean, this exists http://www.chinasmack.com/category/stories but it's kinda expat-toxic slightly

karaoke is serious business here

lmao that forever alone fat dude

that hot pot looks fine

tthat hot pot was the 1st time i got food poisoning

d'oh

it was a buffet. seafood jsut sitting out on plates with no ice

was packed, i thought itd be fine

did you friends get sick too? that's a bummer

just me

they must have laughed at you little weak laowai

what i really enjoy about buying chink shit here is that the tax is built into the price

and shipping is usually free

i bought the xiaomi max for $200 flat

no bullshit contracts or extra costs to calculate

what kind of stuff do you guys want videos of?

do they deliver to your work / house and require you to sign, or have you ever had your packages stolen

your commute

it's not like that in burgerland?

if they left it outside, people would steal it, so they dont

"haha gweilo got sick from the hotpot"

t. kaetaa's coworkers

i hate them deliver to my work so the girl downstairs signs for it for me and keeps it safe

have*

i never had stuff delivered to my apartment (besides, uh, an airconditioning unit... which was delivered and white-glove installed)

my commute? I walk 10min to work

Is QQ a virus?

*envy intensifies*

QQ is an outdated myspace ripoff

Established by the Chinese govt

established by tencent

who owns league of legends

i did strap my chinkpro to my head one day and walked to work

but its a bit shaky

Use software to stabilize that jawn

I think YouTube can do it automatically

do you tell your coworkers about /csg/

i might just do a quick tour of my neighborhood

no. my gf knows though

and one of my coworkers is a brit who looks at /v/ (before i met him)

How big is TRUMP in China

do any of the people you've met have even any desire to go overseas anymore

People here dont like trump because "he hates china"

Do they sell MACA hats?

on taobao yeah

trump just killed BABA stock by 9%

Make America Chinese Again

yeah, one of my coworkers went 2weeks to usa recently

tfw Germany is becoming more and more Chinese with every week

and most of the school kids desire to go to school abroad

based Chinks buying the kraut economy

because the colleges here are shit

but.... but colleges *here* are shit, too

colleges in china get more presitige by the amount of people who graduate from them, not the quality of the individuals

so colleges basically let kids cheat, and its near impossible to fail

schools in asia are extremely rigid and test-based and the west is ironically trying to catch up to that

98% pass rate

oh

that sucks

I think it's the same thing in India

chinese schools only use memorization, and dont foster creativity

something that parents want their kids to learn eventually

yeah so that's the same

hasn't changed

i'd say there's an opporunity to start maker spaces or something but then they'd wonder why their kids are learning to be $5/day factory workers

here is a video of a huge fuck park thats a 5min walk from my apartment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXLCilKbvlg

fuck park?

big park

oh huge as fuck

Do they have those too?

How about love hotels? 🍆

here is my gf and i eating some deep south food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQVf5XtWkc4

love hotels? yeah, pretty much

just shitty hourly fuck holes

Deep South food includes dog

yeah, no dog

sorry

mostly hongkong and guandong shit

korean food started getting popular there right

for a few years even

yeah its everywhere

i love it

what about korean supermarkets / can you get gochujang and stuff

i dont know of any here, but gochujang is in the normal supermarkets

haha @ your gf explaining chinese heat/liang concepts

cool

yeah shes nervous