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2017-02-10 15:16:15 UTC

That's what herr Translator says anyway.

2017-02-10 15:20:32 UTC

Searching for that brings me to some Taipei tea house https://www.facebook.com/%E5%85%A8%E7%A5%A5%E8%8C%B6%E8%8E%8A-121467124569699/

2017-02-10 15:21:26 UTC
2017-02-10 15:22:01 UTC

damn that picture

2017-02-10 15:22:07 UTC

looks almost like my package

2017-02-10 15:22:20 UTC

but there is roman letters on it

2017-02-10 15:22:28 UTC

perhaps the pidgin name

2017-02-10 15:23:03 UTC

thats some fine detective work here

2017-02-10 15:26:35 UTC

assuming that's new taipei dollar, that's about 40 usd

2017-02-10 15:27:27 UTC

chuang shang, thanks!

2017-02-10 15:27:41 UTC

why isnt this on my package, REEE

2017-02-10 15:27:54 UTC

it was 20 USD for 150 I think, so not the cheapest

2017-02-10 15:31:47 UTC

Are you dumb laowais buying food on taobao

2017-02-10 15:33:36 UTC

I order nothing that goes on or inside my body from that country.

2017-02-10 15:34:39 UTC

Taiwan != China

2017-02-10 15:35:03 UTC

taiwan tea is pretty good

2017-02-10 15:36:16 UTC

I didnt order this one. As unfamiliar as this may sound to you, i know actual people and one of them was in taiwan and brought this tea personally

2017-02-10 15:36:33 UTC

the chink brands you see on ebay are pretty much the same brands I see at the chink supermarket and I haven't got cancer yet ๐Ÿค”

2017-02-10 15:37:29 UTC

as far as taiwan stuff goes anyway

2017-02-10 15:40:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/279637662690705409/2892d5d172c544ddb1ab7614942d6885_18.jpg

2017-02-10 16:31:54 UTC

>Taiwan != China

2017-02-10 16:32:04 UTC

Taiwan is quite literally China

2017-02-10 16:32:19 UTC

It had more of a claim to being China than China does

2017-02-10 16:32:26 UTC

Fucken commies

2017-02-10 16:34:12 UTC

Taiwanese are so adverse to all things China they're all taking up English first names

2017-02-10 16:35:22 UTC

Christian names are superior

2017-02-10 16:35:33 UTC

>he isn't named after a biblical character

2017-02-10 16:35:38 UTC

Why even live

2017-02-10 16:35:55 UTC

Taiwanese Hokkien > Manduan

2017-02-10 16:36:01 UTC

Traditional > Simplified

2017-02-10 16:37:41 UTC

For real though

2017-02-10 16:37:46 UTC

traditional > simplified

2017-02-10 16:37:55 UTC

Was uh... involved with a chick of Taiwanese heritage. Her parents went fucking crazy whenever mainland China was mentioned.

2017-02-10 16:38:35 UTC

no chink not from mainland china likes mainland china

2017-02-10 16:39:44 UTC

Funny shit. I loved it.

2017-02-10 16:39:45 UTC

It must be sad being a mainlander

2017-02-10 16:39:55 UTC

Just being mad all the time

2017-02-10 16:40:05 UTC

mainland chinks think they're china made great again

2017-02-10 16:40:13 UTC

Like trump talking to the Taiwanese pres

2017-02-10 16:41:33 UTC

There are some qt east Asians at my uni

2017-02-10 16:41:44 UTC

>tfw already have a gf

2017-02-10 16:42:27 UTC

Tbh I don't particularly like asians. But Koreans... damn.

2017-02-10 16:42:32 UTC

They know their plastic surgery.

2017-02-10 18:55:19 UTC

When will the "chink tea gives you cancer" meme end

2017-02-10 19:25:25 UTC

When it stops giving cancer.

2017-02-10 21:02:47 UTC

@Tribit imma stay 3 weeks

2017-02-10 21:03:02 UTC

Nice

2017-02-10 21:03:33 UTC

still not sure whether to lyfe that tokyo lyfe for 2 weeks and only RailPass around for 1 week

2017-02-10 21:03:46 UTC

then again I have like 4 japanese frens I want to visit outside of Tokyo

2017-02-10 21:07:38 UTC

maybe you can have a friend show you around

2017-02-10 21:10:52 UTC

@uberrice go to one of those westeners pubs and rail one of them jap qt that go wild for whiteys

2017-02-10 21:11:06 UTC

>inb4 you re not white

2017-02-10 21:11:09 UTC

then abort mission

2017-02-10 21:11:13 UTC

@Tribit I also have a fren in tokyo breh

2017-02-10 21:11:19 UTC

@callmeJHWH 100% Swiss raifu

2017-02-10 21:11:23 UTC

Oooh okay

2017-02-10 21:11:33 UTC

japs go all wild for swiss people

2017-02-10 21:11:47 UTC

at least the westernaboos do

2017-02-10 21:12:25 UTC

because we speak german, (at least I) speak perfect english, and we have heidi and bootiful mountains and shit

2017-02-10 21:12:42 UTC

as if japs recognize perfect english

2017-02-10 21:12:52 UTC

being white is all what matters

2017-02-10 21:12:59 UTC

and no, italians are not white

2017-02-10 21:13:13 UTC

depends, northern italians are. Southern Italians, I agree with you

2017-02-10 21:13:29 UTC

I'm from le middle of Switzerland anyways

2017-02-10 21:13:35 UTC

but yeah, check out the westernaboo cafes/pubs

2017-02-10 21:13:39 UTC

there surely are some

2017-02-10 21:13:47 UTC

well, yeah. there's an entire district.

2017-02-10 21:13:50 UTC

Roppongi kek

2017-02-10 21:14:01 UTC
2017-02-10 21:14:25 UTC

good way to get shitfaced with a mix of japs and westerners

2017-02-10 21:15:09 UTC

also muh jap learning is coming along great, so I will not play full-uneducated-gaijin

2017-02-11 20:38:22 UTC

POTATOOEEEEEEEEEEEEES

2017-02-11 20:38:41 UTC

Sung to you by a loyal Communist

2017-02-11 20:39:43 UTC

"I am the potato; The potato is me."

2017-02-12 14:50:32 UTC

chinese prefer rice more than tatoes

2017-02-12 14:50:33 UTC

what a shcoker

2017-02-12 14:50:35 UTC

shocker

2017-02-13 17:48:30 UTC

jew

2017-02-15 13:21:52 UTC

im back in the usa

2017-02-15 13:22:05 UTC

long flights are the worst for a fat fuck like me

2017-02-15 13:51:50 UTC

Try being tall.

2017-02-15 13:51:52 UTC

That shit is the worst.

2017-02-15 13:54:43 UTC

lose weight

2017-02-15 13:54:47 UTC

become a twink

2017-02-15 13:54:50 UTC

go back to china

2017-02-15 13:54:53 UTC

profit even more

2017-02-15 17:49:07 UTC

Anybody watch the kino that is Serpentza/ADVChina?

2017-02-15 18:56:08 UTC

Yeah, I'm guilty of that. And LaoWhy86

2017-02-15 18:56:31 UTC

C milk actually seems like an alright guy

2017-02-15 18:57:16 UTC

Makes me want to go back haha

2017-02-16 10:31:42 UTC

I'm 190 cm as well

2017-02-16 10:32:06 UTC

I watch both of them. Serpentza seems very snug these days

2017-02-16 10:33:41 UTC

Don't blaim him. He's making mad cash doing nothing all day. Prefer his old videos though. Been following him since I first went to China in 2012.

2017-02-17 01:24:29 UTC

just be short and skinny like me and plane rides are ez

2017-02-17 20:19:38 UTC

Oh no! The evil chinese!

2017-02-17 21:43:55 UTC

Those sneaky chinks

2017-02-17 22:32:44 UTC

Chinks chinking vietnamese chinks

2017-02-17 23:42:10 UTC

Vinks for short

2017-02-18 13:01:13 UTC

Theyre all the same

2017-02-18 13:59:05 UTC

racist

2017-02-18 20:30:01 UTC

Didn't watch, but last I checked they were building islands to try and extend the reach of their oceanic territory into international water.

2017-02-18 22:50:06 UTC

Yup, VOX is shit but that video was well made

2017-02-20 19:56:34 UTC

looks like they stole the design plans from kansai airport

2017-02-23 03:24:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/284163657682649088/cu.PNG

2017-02-24 22:22:30 UTC

@kaetaa wait how fucking fat are you. I consider myself pretty fat and flights are no prob at all

2017-02-26 07:08:32 UTC

i have a bmi of 24 and i only take up half the seat ๐Ÿค”

2017-02-26 07:44:07 UTC

Fat as fuck but also 6 foot 2

2017-02-26 07:48:07 UTC

man

2017-02-26 07:48:34 UTC

the model minority chinese are nothing alike compared to the chinese in china

2017-02-26 09:12:09 UTC

how much do you weigh kaetaa? i am also 6 foot 2 but was skelly as fuck. I put on some weight in the last time due to rigid diet of 4 meals a day at around 3500-4000cal/day

2017-02-26 09:12:41 UTC

i was 150, and I am 160 now

2017-02-26 11:24:05 UTC

i wish i could eat 3k calories a day without getting fat ๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-02-26 11:24:52 UTC

You can.

2017-02-26 11:25:03 UTC

You just also have to burn 3000 calories.

2017-02-26 11:26:50 UTC

how do i do that?

2017-02-26 11:43:00 UTC

cardio all fucking day tbh

2017-02-26 11:46:50 UTC

tfw no time for exercise

2017-02-26 12:07:59 UTC

you could also shove a finger down your throat regularly

2017-02-26 12:08:03 UTC

though I do advise against it

2017-02-26 12:10:35 UTC

ill just keep starving myself โ˜บ

2017-02-26 12:11:04 UTC

bcz their is no spoon

2017-02-26 12:11:15 UTC

at least thast what she said

2017-02-26 12:11:32 UTC

ok !? the item dispute is of thank

2017-02-26 12:23:59 UTC

Thank chink!

2017-02-26 12:25:14 UTC

thnak very much for busnes! pls leave 5 star for give future discount ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-02-26 12:25:34 UTC

pls do no dispute if item no come quick

2017-02-26 12:26:00 UTC

china post mean delivery TAKE up 5 month pls wait for patient thx

2017-02-26 12:36:58 UTC

fucking hell chinks

2017-02-26 17:37:07 UTC

@transience arent you chink?

2017-02-26 17:37:20 UTC

what do you think about your fellow country men?

2017-02-26 17:41:09 UTC

I'm not mainland chink

2017-02-26 17:41:24 UTC

are you russian chink

2017-02-26 17:41:35 UTC

not even overseas chinks understand mainland chinks :^)

2017-02-26 17:41:42 UTC

britbong chink

2017-02-26 17:50:21 UTC

i guess your parents are from hong kong?

2017-02-26 18:01:31 UTC

tfw american chink

2017-02-26 18:01:44 UTC

I can't even call myself chinese anymore

2017-02-26 18:13:58 UTC

not hong kongers but they speak the same language

2017-02-26 18:13:59 UTC

cantonese

2017-02-26 18:14:16 UTC

I can understand and speak it a little too

2017-02-26 18:14:22 UTC

I'm not sure if trans has seen the new chinese immigrants from the mainland

2017-02-26 18:14:30 UTC

it just feels bad man

2017-02-26 18:14:50 UTC

same thing, cantonese, but only can speak a bit of it without sounding foolish

2017-02-26 18:14:57 UTC

Mainland immigrants

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/285474805929738240/why.jpg

2017-02-26 18:15:46 UTC

in the US the black people get all sorts of pompous shit to look

2017-02-26 18:15:47 UTC

swag

2017-02-26 18:17:16 UTC

that shit is the same with the mainlanders. even the girls go into debt to look good

2017-02-26 18:17:53 UTC

They're so loud

2017-02-26 18:18:16 UTC

And they'll speak mandarin exclusively unless they really can't help it

2017-02-26 18:18:29 UTC

it's because it's impossible for them to learn another language

2017-02-26 18:18:31 UTC

too low iq

2017-02-26 18:18:36 UTC

typically northern mainlanders

2017-02-26 18:18:45 UTC

they make up like 75% of the new arrivals

2017-02-26 18:21:14 UTC

Guangdong and fujian chinks are more based

2017-02-26 18:21:24 UTC

that's where all our chink shit comes from after all

2017-02-26 18:21:31 UTC

lol

2017-02-26 18:21:34 UTC

yeah

2017-02-26 18:21:41 UTC

it's a damn shame how the world came to be

2017-02-26 18:22:12 UTC

within 20 years or so the mainland immigrants are gonna be nigger tier poor

2017-02-26 18:22:19 UTC

at least in the US

2017-02-26 18:22:26 UTC

Wow

2017-02-26 18:22:38 UTC

Now this is what's representing our people
(excuse the le reddit pic)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/285476736349765633/5wvknM1.jpg

2017-02-26 18:22:44 UTC

a good majority of the new chink immigrants in france

2017-02-26 18:22:49 UTC

work as prostitutes lol

2017-02-26 18:23:05 UTC

spend the little money they have on expensive shit

2017-02-26 18:23:09 UTC

become poor

2017-02-26 18:23:10 UTC

whereas the old established (psuedo-chinese) achieved gentry level

2017-02-26 18:23:13 UTC

end up going back to china

2017-02-26 18:42:47 UTC

>rich chinese kid

2017-02-26 18:42:53 UTC

>no bape or off-white

2017-02-26 18:45:14 UTC

these bapes and offwhites are probably chink reps

2017-02-26 18:46:01 UTC

as are their yeezys

2017-02-26 18:49:53 UTC

rich chinks are really strict against fake fashion

2017-02-26 18:50:21 UTC

yeah but rich chinks are fake as fuck

2017-02-26 18:51:50 UTC

yea i doubt rich chinks own chinkshit

2017-02-26 18:53:23 UTC

actual rich chinks anyway

2017-02-26 18:53:36 UTC

the rest are fake as fake goes

2017-02-26 18:54:01 UTC

rich chinks fall hard for laowai marketing

2017-02-26 18:54:09 UTC

they love iphones

2017-02-26 18:54:14 UTC

and adidas

2017-02-26 18:54:30 UTC

adidas, nike, apple, burberry, LV are literally status

2017-02-26 18:54:41 UTC

even poor chinks are obsessed with iphones

2017-02-26 18:54:43 UTC

markers

2017-02-26 18:54:44 UTC

it's like showing off their bling bling

2017-02-26 18:55:03 UTC

they're poor yet they buy a new iphone every year

2017-02-26 18:55:10 UTC

back then, it was rolex watches

2017-02-26 18:55:17 UTC

Same with cars isnt it? If you buy a Chinese car you're looked down on

2017-02-26 18:55:44 UTC

yup, i think fords are a luxury brand there

2017-02-26 18:55:47 UTC

i'm gonna roll with my japanese car, idc

2017-02-26 18:55:50 UTC

ford

2017-02-26 18:56:00 UTC

when i will have money, i'll get myself Audi RS6

2017-02-26 18:56:24 UTC

nice

2017-02-26 18:56:33 UTC

Audis bore me deign wise though

2017-02-26 18:56:41 UTC

I have met mainland chinks with chink shit phones though

2017-02-26 18:56:47 UTC

stuff like huawei and oppo

2017-02-26 18:56:56 UTC

interesting

2017-02-26 18:57:08 UTC

be aware of those

2017-02-26 18:57:11 UTC

might be dudes

2017-02-27 01:25:20 UTC

I've been having an argument with one of my mainland friends

2017-02-27 01:25:28 UTC

she claims to not have an accent

2017-02-27 01:25:41 UTC

I can barely understand what she's saying half the time because she curls her rs so hard

2017-02-27 01:25:46 UTC

*accent in chinese i mean

2017-02-27 01:25:54 UTC

northern chinese plebian

2017-02-27 01:25:57 UTC

such a shame

2017-02-27 01:26:04 UTC

*taiwanese :^)

xiaomi is also considered a big brand in china though

2017-02-28 03:24:20 UTC
2017-02-28 16:22:31 UTC

>"It's more stable than a Samsung phone."

2017-02-28 19:15:44 UTC

thats insane

2017-02-28 19:16:00 UTC
2017-02-28 19:16:08 UTC

10 and 4 should be 1 and 2 for me

2017-02-28 19:18:43 UTC

how can one girl compete in all these sports?

2017-02-28 20:50:55 UTC

homely as fuck

2017-02-28 20:51:26 UTC

mostly the teeth

2017-02-28 20:51:35 UTC

wud u

2017-02-28 20:51:41 UTC

I think she's cute besides the teeth

2017-02-28 20:51:47 UTC

would hang out with

2017-02-28 20:53:14 UTC

They're not that bad

2017-02-28 20:53:31 UTC

they're pretty bad by modern standards

2017-02-28 20:53:52 UTC

she's gotta be able to afford to fix them

2017-02-28 20:53:57 UTC

Of course

2017-02-28 20:55:07 UTC

*She revealed to viewers that sheโ€™d never been in a relationship because โ€œthereโ€™s no appropriate candidate in our [swimming] team, and even the most handsome guys have become my brothers as we train together,โ€ she said.

Fu blamed her โ€œmaturityโ€ for not being able to find a boyfriend.
โ€œI feel people the same age as me are not mature enough. But I donโ€™t have enough interests in common with my older teammates,โ€ she was quoted as saying in a separate interview with the Beijing Youth Daily.*

2017-02-28 20:56:03 UTC

I doubt she cares about some crooked chompers even when she can afford to fix them

2017-02-28 21:30:21 UTC

i'd shag her

2017-02-28 21:33:18 UTC

kinda flat

2017-02-28 21:47:22 UTC

gotta swim fast

2017-02-28 21:55:15 UTC

@Tribit I definitely would

2017-02-28 21:55:25 UTC

She's not on the list either, feel bad for her

2017-02-28 22:08:22 UTC

Rude

2017-03-01 02:36:44 UTC

@JHWH I'm definitely more than double that weight

2017-03-01 04:55:31 UTC

I've been in USA for over two weeks. Heading back to chinkland tomorrow.

2017-03-01 09:03:02 UTC

How did your fam like the chink shit gifts you brought with you?

2017-03-01 15:25:31 UTC

Lads, should I go up to the Chinese in the apartment above me and ask them for secret chink shit tips

2017-03-01 15:30:47 UTC

Kilbur, chinks hate chink shit. Haha

2017-03-01 15:31:17 UTC

Tribit, they enjoyed them. My neice loved the shit out of the quad copter and VR helmet, and my family liked the smart watches

2017-03-01 15:31:23 UTC

They thought I spent a fortune

2017-03-01 15:31:31 UTC

I didn't have the heart to tell them otherwise

2017-03-01 15:32:04 UTC

I brought a ton of chink food too like chicken feet duck neck certain snacks

2017-03-01 15:32:13 UTC

Only my brother liked it. Everyone else hated it.

2017-03-01 15:32:32 UTC

I'm at the airport now. First flight to Tokyo is 14 hours. Fucking kill me.

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