You're doing fine with english in gookland. If you're going countryside take some friends to translate.

did you play league/SC2 in gookland?

No

their PC bang culture is interesting

I'd recommend to be fluid in Korean before going to a Pc bang, else it's like being the loner at a Lan party who only got invited because his mom is friends with your mom

I'd get destroyed in SC2

Lots of arcade though

You got them too in chinkapoor?

never bothered going to cybercafes with my god-tier internet and comfy setup

from what I've seen there are jap arcade games like taiko and that dance game scattered around

>this guy wonders why no gf

gaming on a 32' monitor and mech keyboard is peak comfy

Just comfy is shit

I'm still surprised how many qts hung around the arcades

Whish we had those here

@porco How are Taiwan arcades?

Arcades won't help you if there are no cuties in whole country

Go to another part then

There's no qtless country

*civilised

I agree, there's no civilised country

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<:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

It's called Germany

china is peak civilization

I mean, considering they all share the same stupid hivemind mentality and all act accordingly to their monkey-esque mindsets...

... yes, I'd say China is peak civiliization.

@Sdeck37 basically anime

https://youtu.be/TuTD0z_Ji_c

>inb4 gamersnexus must apoligize

Off topic sperm spaghetti

That's pretty much China-Taiwan shitposting

So stfu

@Sdeck37 thanks man we are doing great. much happier

You, her or both happier?

both!

Also when will children be on the way? I bet her mum pressures the shit out of you both already

real chinese hrs

nah her mom wont pressure that until we buy property

you have to go in order

Pressure to Get married - buy house - have kids

my gramps already pressures me to find a gf

sigh

its weird, im 28 and when i go to the doctor this past week they asked me if i had any impotency issues

i said no and she is like "oh ok so just waiting for babies"

Do you?

like wtf

28 is still young

lmao

my dad fathered me when he was 32

kek

she was indian so maybe that had something to do with it

like the idea that the only reason im married with no kids is because my dick dont work

does it?

i mean its not a show stopper

but it can do a jig

as long as it works....

so what did you reply to the doc

"no, it works"

lol no i just said no issues

also gas prices are very high in china right now

but very low in america

wifes mom said they spend like 500RMB to fill their tank

which is like $75

and then I showed her how much I spent to fill my tank

and its like $24

shes so pissed

so I've heard, oil prices are at a record low atm

she blames america for making oil prices high in china

真的華人時刻

basically if anything si expensive in china its americas fault

China gets like no oil from the US thi

thats what i told her @johnfrum

If a certain american made medicine isnt sold in china, so you have to buy from a reseller at triple the costs, she blames USA

what's the current meme in china

last I've heard was calcium supplements

yes my god calcium is the meme

she wont shutup about calcium, but also protein now

literally everyone and their mother was memeing about calcium

she has no idea of what protein is or how it works

is it still a meme?

it is, but atleast ive stopped hearing about it from her

did you try explaining to her how protein works and the body can only take in so much at once?

i gave her a quick overrun of what protein is and the best sources

shes like "doesnt carrots have high protein"

im like "just eat meat and egg youll be fine"

shes like "thats expensive"

supplements are more expensive, aren't they <:alithink:327930371796893698>

yes especially in china

since no one buys chinese supplements

chicken breast is like $1/kg in china

crazy cheap because no one eats it

i keep telling her to just buy that

@moshi

what

bulk on protein lad

sweet potatoes

Cheap chink protein :numale:

1 dollar per kg of chicken breast is top tier

how is that expensive?

shes just fucking poor but thinks shes rich its bizarre

https://store.hookgrip.com/shop/anta-chinese-weightlifting-shoe/

can someone find me a tabao link for these please

ill be forever greatful

https://s.taobao.com/search?q=anta+%E4%B8%BE%E9%87%8D&imgfile=&js=1&stats_click=search_radio_all%3A1&initiative_id=staobaoz_20181127&ie=utf8

its more expensive on taobao

do they have big sizes?

id be 305mm in asian

chinese have very small feet

i wear a 48 (euro)

same

and it was impossible to find anything in china

literally impossible

wow

nowhere

would taobao ship to holland

I'm a 42 (euro)

are you guys orges

yes

taobao probably wouldnt - try aliexpress or ebay

im 190cm

ali has ghetto no name lifting shoes

wouldnt use them

176 cm reporting

im on anta's official chinese website

the largest size i see for any mans shoe is like 44.5

thanks for your help

they have a seperate section entitled "XL basketball shoes"

and the biggest there is 46 lmao

wow

my wifes dad wears a fucking 37 in shoes

....

in america most mans sizes start at 38

so we had to really look around to find him some sneakers lmao

I mean, you could also buy kid sneakers

kek

we considered that

he isnt even a dwarf or anything - hes average chinese height (which is short compared to rest of world)

but still

it makes more sense for me to get them from hook grip

sighhhh

what do you consider to be average chinese height

165 cm?

this is why the chinks are so good at lifting

maybe more like 170 for a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWTdjUY-C0Y

possibly even higher. chinese are actually taller than japs ive noticed

if only by a little

rarely do you see a freak of nature tall person in japan

but it was quite frequent in china

I've seen some 6ft chinks here

rare, but they do exist

never a 6ft jap though

heres another story: so my brother has a daughter who is about to turn 4

and my wifes mom met her when she was 3

and my wifes mom has a baby in their family who is also 3 in china (like a cousins baby or something)

and the differences are staggering

the chinese baby looks malnourished, barely speaks, can barely do anything

they treat her like an infant newborn

my brothers daughter at that time had full conversations, opinions, could get her own food, could clean, run full speed etc.

i mean it was fucking staggering.

i think id have a hard time living in asia

meanwhile, from my end

she couldnt understand why there was such a big difference between the two - she said it was genetics, but i disagree

so my uncle got married recently

I attended the ceremony and everything, etc

first thing he does after the ceremony is call me

I drive to his house from the wedding place

and he tells me to roll around on his bed like a dog

I asked him "why the fuck" and he said it was for getting a firstborn son

does your wife's family believe in things like this too?

@kaetaa

lmao

if i was some asian uncle getting married i'd tell my nephew about some bullshit tradition too

lmao

fuck me thats funny

"yeah lick this table, it's for good luck or something"

I actually did it by the way

fast forward 9 months and his firstborn was a girl

I've heard of the tradition. The night before your wedding youre supposed to have children sleep in your bed/roll around

(probably because of my trap tendencies) <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

damn it didnt work

there are a lot of chinese wedding traditions

some of them are kind of fun - some are kind of weird

i havent asked my wifes mom if she actually believes in it

she probably does, shes pretty stupid

if anything she'd want us to do it for traditions sake

when i first heard about the chinese traditions before weddings where the family blocks the door to the bride in a room and they break down the door almost and have to pay money to the family to get access to the room

i thought it was really really crazy

and then i experienced it first hand at one of her friends weddings

and it was actually pretty fun and light hearted

so im cool with that

the bride and her friends hide in a room and to come inside the groom has to answer trivia about the relationship or the bridge

bride*

and pay money in little envelopes to people to get past them

but its like a dollar or two each one so its not about the money its just tradition

but they literally block the door

with their bodies and shove with all their might

it was pretty intense

@porco The comfy type or the post Haruhi type?

There's both

Depends on the arcade though and the target demographic

taobao is pretty cool

yeah its especially great if youre a local

cheaper than aliexpress and only takes 3 days

it was by far one of the better things about living in china haha

chinkshit home gym @fedora

how do i translate squat rack into chinese

itll be really expensive to ship to holland lol and lower quality

dont threaten your life

lol ok

^

i did buy a chink TV when I was there though

a 50 inch LeTV for like $120

wowwwwwwwwww

it was only 1080p but it was super thin and worked well enough for the price

we only needed it for 2 years

i bought a 4k 55 inch no name for 500 euros a few years back

thats nice considering it was a few years ago

they are crazy cheap now

"everything is great until problems arise"

blackfriday was selling TCL (chink) 65 inch 4k 120hz for $400

https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.7195193.1997079397.75.bbde4694nzjSdm&id=545217223111&abbucket=16

look at this rogue fitness ripoff

I never watch TV these days <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Pig iron is not good for workout equipment so be careful

i dont watch tv either but we use it to play couch coop vidya

I wouldn't trust chink steel enough to even consider a chink power rack

Do even chinks trust chink steel?

no

They should know best, how much pig steel is involved

nobody sane would trust chink steel

t. mandarin copypasta

https://www.roguefitness.com/rm-3-bolt-together-monster-rack-2-0

compare

I'd rather not have my rack fall on me while squatting

even with just 75kg load

yup

@moshi take a look at local used stuff

theres some good deals

chinks dont like anything chink made

but they will still be happy when chink companies do well

@moshi have you ever considered just being fat?

its much easier

id rather be....

http://thevictoryapparel.co/strong-and-pretty/

you could always be a trap

like @Deleted User

Tfw strong and pretty