and fancy places can afford to bribe more for a B

then 95% of places have a C

no one checks the inspectors they are corrupt government workers who have no standards or managers

So where do you eat in China?

just tidy the place up and make it look nice for the inspector

after which, it's an E or G in practice

being generous

nah they donteven do that. inspector shows up, they pay him, and he goes

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I suppose I'd just say fuck it and just not order anything salady and hope its cooked through enough to kill the germs

we are forced to judge food places from online reviews and the apparent cleanliness from the front of house

but you do better when you come to the real truth

its all dirty

even the clean places

so just give up

and eat

when there are bugs in our food, or plates stained with fat (not cleaned with soap) and we ask for new ones

we never get an im sorry

or any acknowledgment of wrong doing

they just pick it up and put a new one

dont wanna lose face ya know

a lot of places will give you your plates/cups/chopsticks in like plastic wrap

Had my father tell me that chinks eat well one hour ago

so it looks like its factory sealed or something

but you open it and its all dirty haha they have a machine in the back they wrap them in

Like opening a can of worms

May look nice from the outside, but it's still a can of worms

what did your dad mean

I have no clue

He's retarded like that

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i will say one thing about chinese is that only eat "fresh" food

they are 100% serious about it

they believe the more dirt on the vegetable the better

more bugs crawling around the better

means its all fresh from the farm

they rarely buy dead animals - almost always try to buy a live if they can

>more bugs crawling around the better
sounds like uncivlised villager bs to me

or all a lot them like that?

thats a bit of an exageration on my part, but we did find a snail in our lettuce this week

Why not just eat the bugs like those civilized countries like France?

and fiancees mom had np with it, just peeled it off

😏

said it meant the lettuce was fresh

I mean, I wouldn't trust anyone else there to sell me good meat so I would try to slaughter my own if I had the time.

chinks go the grocery store literally every day

so its always packed

the grandmas will go at 6am

and rush the store like its boxing day or black friday

because they think the freshest stuff is there when they open

anything less isnt good enough

and literally fight over vegetables and meat

they will sit there and go through every grain of rice before purchasing

to make sure its keen

ive seen them sift through raw flour in their hands

before buying

they touch and squeeze everything to make sure its perfect

even stuff like nuts

inspect every individual nut or kernel

they eat relatively healthy at home

its mostly rice with some meat/fish and vegetables

usually with soy sauce or vinegar garlic ginger etc

chinese almost never bake

chinese homes dont come with ovens, so its an option to buy a little toaster over

id say 85% of chinks dont own one

and have never baked in their life

(or only a handful of times)

they prefer boil, steam, and fry

and every ingredient has its "purpose"

this fruit does X, this vegetable does Y, this ingredient does Z

always some kind of chinese medicine crap that they say everything is good for you

how about microwaves ?

all in the name of health

I would microwave the shit out of everytrhing

from what ive seen, most chinks in cities might own a microwave but never use it

the younger people do

but not often

i'd rather eat something soft and tasteless than eat raw chink

we had a microwave at work and the chinks would always use it to heat up their food and i swear no matter how many times they used it they had no idea what they were doing

like it was their first time every time

and this is people in their 20s

someone I know has gotten a food poisoning somewhere in chinkland

is now dying because stomach refuses to work

damn

and she is young too

25 I think

That's terrible

>is now dying because stomach refuses to work

that sounds a lot worse than food poisoning to me

@Deleted User this is why you should avoid street food stalls that have nobody waiting in line for food

trust me, I know that feeling all too well

that said, what the hell did she eat?

No clue

Doctors don't know either apparently

That's really sad tbh

Has been ongoing for 5 years now

5 years?

some sort of chronic ulcer?

Food through a tube

Stomach works for 10% or so

ouch

Im guessing she had a problem before and the recent poisoning just surfaced it

And for five years they never figured out what the problem was?

only the stomach's fucked, eh

Interesting

lower parts still work?

very strange

No she has a lot of problems

Pretty close to dying

I don't know the specifics though. She lives far away and we are not that close.

But enough to know I won't like eating there.

you do realise you can get food poisoning pretty much anywhere, right?

^

this definitely isn't food poisoning

a friend got poisoned after eating ice cream at a high end restaurant

well obviously she had something much worse going

I'm sure your stomach doesn't fail like that just from food poisoning

Food safety in China isn't that good from what I hear, but even here in Canada I've managed to get sick just by eating at the wrong restaurant.

Again, you can get food poisoning from anywhere

Rats in restaurants aren't just a chink luxury

>isn't good

that's an understatement

I had food poisoning even in Switzerland once

No amount of regulation gets the risk to 0

And it was even from a restaurant with an OK reputation

Unlucky I guess

Basically their supplier sold them bad meat and they didn't smell it because it was pre-seasoned

It can happen anywhere

But dying from it is fucking sad

Just eat mcd in chinkland

They have McDonald's on the mainland?

Maybe some offbrand shit

Like WacTonald's

Pretty sure there is

As far as I know, there's a few in Shenzhen.

actual maccas yes

I saw a few in Xian

There are tons of McDonald's and KFC in China

Thousands

But the menus are a little different

Nothing new

They do that with everything they get their hands on

Are they like in Taiwan? Like, burgers with rice buns?

It's mostly normal stuff, but yeah they do have weird promotional stuff

Taiwan McDonald's has really nice iced black tea and rice burgers

I swear the McDonald's China guy who. Reates the promo stuff must be smoking crack it's always so bad

Is there MOS in China?

That I'm not sure

I remember I had it in Taiwan

And Japan

MOS is just fucking great

Wish we had such high quality fast food in Europe

https://www.mos.com.tw

I'm actually intrigued

By what my friend?

MOS

Never had buns made out of rice

It's pretty nice

Especially the one full of shrimps

Well, considering I like shrimps, I may as well keep that in mind if I ever visit Japan

Or Taiwan

🇹🇼 #⃣ 1⃣

There is a five guys now

That was really good in the US

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/taiwanese-millionaire-successfully-gets-transplanted-12-inch-long-black-mans-penis/

another porn spider post inc?

Too late actually, I should have rather posted about this than the other

just save it for later

he paid to become a nigger

@porco that's a parody site

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It's always the asians that do those things

lmao

I want to see the results tbh just to be weirded by the skin disparity

I kekd a bit

I remember that one

@kaetaa have you done any yoga?

https://apnews.com/426c8aa3979741f88b15ba0d22d70df7/Trump-announces-new-tariffs-on-Chinese-technology

tfw being an American in present day, present time

>China aims to take a leading role in areas such as artificial intelligence, robotics, and electric cars.

>chink AI and robotics

He wants to prevent skynet, you fool

This won't stop them. Their big ass domestic market is enough.

why are chinks making drones when they're already drones

you must construct additional `drones`

@Tribit figured that out now, didn't notice yesterday. It's funny though

Yeah lol

And it's not out of reach anymore @porco they recently did that procedure on someone that had their dick blown off in a ied explosion

Yeah also that last sentence of the report is actually true and I knew about it, this is why I didn't spot that it's a parody site

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-africa/

patong is kinda meh

might check out the stripper street

Future....

@plasticsword having fun in Phuket?

a little disappointed

but let's see

dont stay in the city

go to the south of the cape

especially on the east side

lot of jungles you can ride thru

and nice beches

I'm gonna check out the big bhudda

Lel I'm playing this popular Chinese mobile game online

And they censor words like fuck shit etc.

But also the word Taiwan

If Taiwan is simply a province of China, why would it be censored as if it's a bad word? 🤔

what game

I forget the Chinese name, it's the league of legends ripoff but made by tencent

Like the most popular game in China last 2 years

so, league of legends?

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It's a ripoff of that game but tencent owns league of legends too

so, how does it work

you type taiwan

it shows *****

Yeah I type Taiwan it shows *******

I type fuck it shows *****

But you can type tw

So sometimes I like to piss them off saying simply "tw,tw"

nice

Or tw是国

m'kek

what does that mean

Taiwan is country

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quality chinkposting

This is kind of shit that will get cops to your house though here

So I gotta be careful

I need my ten year visa to stay intact

>say taiwan is country

>chink gestapo tracks you down and sends you to a labour camp

kek

That's not that far off

1 million year gulag

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-africa/ so if your grandpa has a really great dick, he can pass it down the generations as an heirloom

Repost

notice all the dr's are white

really activates the almonds

Really actives my enriched almond milk

@kaetaa Don't chinks generaly hate tai people or something?

At least that's how I remember it

wat u mean

I have no idea, I'm probably mixing stuff up

the crux of the issue is that mainland chinks regard taiwan as chinese territory, and therefore part of the people's republic

they get really pissy if you suggest otherwise

i dont think most hate the actual people

Ah, alright

either way, they're so insecure about it, it's pathetic

Fiancee and her parents at the dentist