shit-about-asia

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2017-11-17 10:57:54 UTC

that's the thing with chinks

2017-11-17 10:57:56 UTC

they all get money

2017-11-17 10:58:10 UTC

damn commies

2017-11-17 10:58:11 UTC

burn them all

2017-11-17 12:01:13 UTC

I can only dream it will

2017-11-17 12:01:34 UTC

here's how to make any place a better place

2017-11-17 12:01:48 UTC

make English the official language

2017-11-17 12:02:47 UTC

Make Chinese the official language of the world

2017-11-17 13:09:13 UTC

bu yao

2017-11-17 13:16:29 UTC

wo bu yao shou zhongwen

2017-11-17 13:19:18 UTC

speaking to a few hong kongers, they say british occupation was the best thing to happen to them

2017-11-17 13:19:31 UTC

but i cant confirm if thats true, just their opinion

2017-11-17 13:20:38 UTC

zhongguoren ai yingguoren ma?

2017-11-17 13:23:34 UTC

probably was good for them

2017-11-17 13:23:54 UTC

especially the British Overseas citizenship

2017-11-17 13:37:17 UTC

chinks dont like anyone

2017-11-17 13:37:25 UTC

even other chinks

2017-11-17 13:38:46 UTC

cant blame them

2017-11-17 13:38:50 UTC

chinks are disgusting

2017-11-17 14:51:16 UTC

China has always been know in esports to be a terrible country to organize a big international event

2017-11-17 14:51:36 UTC

Now it turns out Victorias Secret cant even make it proper and flawlessly

2017-11-17 14:51:40 UTC

why is that?

2017-11-17 15:06:03 UTC

I blame communism

2017-11-17 15:13:54 UTC

All hong kong people like the british colonisation but weirdly enough they all know they're chinese at heart

2017-11-17 15:14:11 UTC

They just dont want to be associated with china

2017-11-17 15:43:13 UTC

man, visiting asia would be nice

2017-11-17 15:49:19 UTC

it is

2017-11-17 15:54:58 UTC

ever went there?

2017-11-17 16:43:49 UTC

who do you think i am

2017-11-17 16:51:50 UTC

I'm going to chengdu and hongkong next month

2017-11-17 16:52:01 UTC

Excited for first world break from mainland and some good spicy chengdu food

2017-11-17 16:55:22 UTC

weren't you in Thailand a couple months ago?

2017-11-17 16:59:20 UTC

Yeah and Taiwan. Both in October

2017-11-17 17:00:07 UTC

whoa rich

2017-11-17 17:00:21 UTC

Nah just nearby

2017-11-17 17:00:37 UTC

eh

2017-11-19 02:18:55 UTC

lets b honest though

2017-11-19 02:19:07 UTC

china is not a nice place unless you are an expat for some global company

2017-11-19 02:22:13 UTC

or have money

2017-11-19 02:23:03 UTC

generally everywhere is better with money

2017-11-19 03:33:37 UTC

The rich Chinese tell me China is not that much better with loads of money

2017-11-19 03:56:45 UTC

everything is done in such a bullshit way, that no amount of money can solve

2017-11-19 06:27:11 UTC

I honestly can't believe people, even the nongren dumbfucks think beijing is the surpreme city to live in given such pollution

2017-11-19 06:28:09 UTC

chongqing likewise although it's pollution as bad, but SW mainlanders i've met are dumbfucks to the nth degree

2017-11-19 10:16:42 UTC

the good parts of Asia seem to be Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan. And all have a certain trade off.

Hong Kong has Cantonese
Singapore has weird laws
Taiwan has impossible immigration policies

2017-11-19 10:28:35 UTC

those places have higher percentage of people that can speak english

2017-11-19 10:29:15 UTC

really the least you could ask is taxi drivers know some english

2017-11-19 10:31:29 UTC

>be a foreigner
>get targeted

2017-11-19 15:29:59 UTC

Taiwanese taxi drivers don't speak English often

2017-11-19 15:30:09 UTC

there isn't much tourism in Taiwan anyway

2017-11-19 15:30:41 UTC

Mandarin isn't hard to learn anyway

2017-11-19 15:31:09 UTC

But moving to Hong-Kong kinda forces you to go through the Cantonese language clusterfuck

2017-11-19 17:12:50 UTC

So much English in Hong Kong

2017-11-19 20:03:26 UTC

a cousin of mine lives in Hong Kong with his Italian wife. He works for a global company and everyone in his world speaks English. His wife is depressed because in her world (grocery store, dude that came to fix the AC, bus drivers etc) no-one speaks English

2017-11-19 20:12:20 UTC

lrn2cantonese faggot

2017-11-19 20:12:49 UTC

but i'm not surprised that the business world can speak english while ordinary people cannot

2017-11-19 22:58:05 UTC

most people in HK speak some sort of broken english

2017-11-19 22:58:38 UTC

if you're on hong Kong island basically everyone does

2017-11-20 01:58:21 UTC

puk gai and diu lei lo mo is the only cantonese you need to know

2017-11-20 01:58:31 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-20 04:27:00 UTC

Guide to making Serpentza thumbnail: step 1. put the background as either chinese flag, or stock photo of whatever shit hes talking about. step 2: put an ugly chinese girl in front of it, or a weird picture of himself. step 3: speech bubble. step 4: profit

2017-11-20 04:27:32 UTC

his latest one is literally the chinese flag, pic of himself, and an eagle

2017-11-20 04:28:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/382024291941875712/hqdefault.jpg

2017-11-20 04:40:31 UTC

:winsthink:

2017-11-20 04:40:39 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-20 08:19:04 UTC

Chinese windpower manufacturers

2017-11-20 08:19:11 UTC

How many and how

2017-11-20 08:19:55 UTC

Who*

2017-11-20 09:49:30 UTC

I don't understand why do you even click his videos?

2017-11-20 10:35:10 UTC

he watches them *ironically*

2017-11-20 11:41:53 UTC

nah i used to like them actually, but now i find myself only clickign one in 5 maybe

2017-11-20 11:42:03 UTC

im subscribed so i see the thumbnails at the very least

2017-11-20 11:43:32 UTC

I don't understand the "wearing a suit to look important" thing. If I wear a suit, people think that I'm an insurance salesman. If I wear an old 2$ t-shirt and tell them that I'm a developer, they assume I have a 120+ IQ right away

2017-11-20 11:45:48 UTC

big iq man

2017-11-20 11:47:07 UTC

no I'm dumb af but you can live the stereotype

2017-11-20 11:48:47 UTC

wear a shirt that says "i have big iq"

2017-11-20 11:50:12 UTC

why not "MY BRAIN STRONK"?

2017-11-20 11:50:30 UTC

and a book below it

2017-11-20 11:50:31 UTC

perfect

2017-11-20 12:11:18 UTC

@porco developers wear the cringiest shit I swear

2017-11-20 12:11:47 UTC

Buy a decent shirt if you want normal people to take you seriously

2017-11-20 21:16:26 UTC

Is it true about green caps?

2017-11-20 21:16:44 UTC

Like it means your wife/gf is cheating on you

2017-11-20 21:46:48 UTC

wat

2017-11-21 02:11:05 UTC

wat

2017-11-21 02:21:15 UTC

yes

2017-11-21 05:30:13 UTC

So like if your girl gives you a green cap it means she's cucking you

2017-11-21 08:54:27 UTC

why would she tell you in this way?

2017-11-21 08:54:59 UTC

either she's cheating on you and does not want you to find out, so, won't tell you at all. Or she wants you to know, and won't tell you so subtle

2017-11-21 10:29:06 UTC

explain luigi then

2017-11-21 12:31:04 UTC

What the fuck is a green cap

2017-11-21 16:40:25 UTC

Look it up it's a real thing

2017-11-22 04:29:46 UTC

not even chinks can escape from pepe

2017-11-22 11:20:15 UTC

why

2017-11-22 12:19:10 UTC

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