Well shit I mean anything can be laced I guess. I'll post here when I get them and if I don't respond in a day after know I got chinked for good.

Shit they wont be happy about that

leave a review first

Leave a negative one and correct it if you actually live

"Made a good cup of tea but now I have cancer 5/5

if you are in doubt, brew them up with hot water and test ph value

Should I also buy the ph test strips from china lmao

Also did you say I could buy actual chink tea from ali?

you dont have tea bags in your country

ofc, but I would rather buy from ebay

most tea vendors were driven out of ali the beginning of the year

do you have any recs?

Fucking debit card is being renewed tomorrow. Being delivered to my house 100 miles away

im a tea autist, only have *expensive* ones, but @transience bought some lately

depends on what you like to get I guess

about to make the PC30 Pro controller review, actually writing a SCRIPT

well I just got some stuff from Teavana (Jewvana) and I like their black teas.

or just some notes

deep production value i this one

Link it when you upload please

@Phatique Nice

Meanwhile I'mtrying to learn basic SQL and C# 2 days before a final yaer project

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1990s-250g-Yunnan-JingMai-Ancient-Tree-Jujube-Puer-Puer-puerh-Ripe-Brick-Tea-/331005696516?hash=item4d117a1a04:g:SesAAOxyA9dSUqlJ you can go cheaper if you want, but this doesnt seem that bad

pu er is likely the best known chinese black tea

nice. so you just break off a few grams and put it in a tea sieve? Nothing fancy?

pretty much or you go full autismo and measure water temperature, tea on a scale and stop the time

most tea chinese teapots have kinda like a built-in sieve

so i just throw the tea directly in the pot, no sieve or anything

well I have a hot water dispenser that dispenses at liek 208 or something. and I have a scale so I mean I could go half full autismo

alishan tea is 👌 💯

I'm thinking about buying from this site for my next chink tea purchase http://www.teavivre.com/

they have legit unflavoured jin xuans

I have barely used my XIaomeme bluetooth controller, is it jewy to sell it for 25€ shipped when it costs 26€ in gaybest?

for a EU /csg/ who want one but fast?

faster*

@Drunk Octopus get a $1 chink thermometer and go full autismo

it really makes a difference to brew it at the right temp, from my experience

you might also need $0.70 chink batteries for it though

@transience Worth it m8. Get a YiXing teapot or flask too

Tfw I brew in a french press

it works well though

I might get a yixing when ali gives me my refund bux back

Tea autism

best autism

post tea flask link pls

wanted to have one of those infuser types since ages, but just remembered now

I might actualyl do that @transience

I like english black teas, is there anywhere to get those chink prices

how do those brick black teas compare

chink-tea-general

we /ctg/ now

there's just something very endearing about the Chinklish that's on all these websites. especially when you get thank you messages

I'm on the 7th infusion of this taiwanese tea and it still tates good

oh jeez i haven't gone this deep into the teautism

chinks give anons the affection they never get irl with their dear friend messages

looking at all these videos about yixing pots reminds me when I tried to look up how to do a 'proper' coffee pour over and these people had like breaking bad setups for their coffee

lmao that coffee autist from breaking bad

You see it's not THAT far off from what people do tho

like if you go to le reddit /r/cafe they have like fucking shrines

every hobby has its autists

oh yeez, dont start with that, lets stay with tea

my fathers coffee machine costs more money than my shitty car

I 100% believe it. A "decent" coffee grinder is like 150 bucks minimum

anything less and you might as well just chew coffee beans

tbh coffee entusiasts are pretty degenerate

tea > coffee

If you're a serious coffee autist, yes

my grinder is from some yard sale. must be at least 50 years old

but my £60 burr grinder has /r/coffee's autism approval

bodum bistro

the machine is about 3-4k, autism flows in my genes I guess

i always see bartza encore lauded as the gold standard

Coffee slut: "DONT SAY HI TO ME WITHOUT MY MORNING FIX RAHARAHR IM SOOO ADDICTED I NEED IT"
Tea guy: *reading Tao Te Ching*

le aeropress meme

tfw Ana is my main in OW almost solely because of her tea time emote

tfw mercy main

or maybe because she was retardedly OP a while

So Mei is the official OW main of all of /csg/ by default right

Mei's porn is pretty shit

I really should learn to play mei some time

Ever play Pyro in tf2?

Got tired of OW after 1 month

too casual for me i guess

there is no aim needed in that game to get kills

tfw brew tea in french press

>meme emoji plush

i can appreciate the irony in it

>windings

couldn't you take the picture in the kitchen or something

that disgusting keyboard in every photograph

it's like a trip

i mean we get it

but people can't call you a trip fag

why would I take a pic in the kitchen when I brew it at my desk

we posting tea battle stations

because it could be worse. You could have this shitty chink ball in your tea.

oh yeah, your leaves can't expand properly in these balls

get a chink basket infuser if you want something like that

sometimes these battlestation nonsense is worse than instagram food picture thing

what's so novel about a gay setup

this is just jewvana tea so I don't know if it matters as much, but I will probably end up with a basket infuser. I like my tea strong as shit so i just leave this in there

It's like an anthropological thing. You get to see into the private life of an autist

yeah as autistic as in 'i'm such a nerdy autist teehee'

p much

>being this autistic about people autistically posting their battlestations

i can't tell who's autisting who anymore

@transience does this look like a decent thing https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Durable-3-Sizes-Silver-Reusable-304-Stainless-Mesh-Herbal-Ball-Tea-Spice-Strainer-Teakettle-Locking-Tea/32607778135.html

Measurements look okay but idk

do you have a french press or something?

I do but it's been used for coffee for like 2 years so it's almost surely gotten seasoned with the taste. It also its like an 8 cup one so it'd use a fuckload of tea

Get a chink teapot maybe

might as well go full autism

I just drink my own cum its all I need really

how do u guys feel about ryzen

i'm tempted to upgrade

cant go above 2400Mhz RAM

AMD is finnished

my ram rn is 768mhz lmao

>not buying chinkshit CPUs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loongson

wew https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Performance-AMD-Ryzen-7-1700-CPU-3-0GHZ-8Core-16Threads-65W-TDP-AM4-Interface/32795128071.html

i just want to give AMD my money

even if it's not as good as intel's offerings there needs to be competition

we should make a chink shit randomizer game, where you have to roll like a 1dX and buy whatever you land on after that many clicks

Every now and again I see a "battlestation" set up I like, but other than that its weird consumer whoredom

Oh that was 40min ago, oops.

if you have less than 3 screens in your set up you might as well just quit

Having more than one screen? This is what I call autism tbh

sounds like poor people talking in here

2 screen is optimal for me

sometimes i would need third one but then i just need to tune down resolution back to 4k

1 vertical, 1 horizontal is best

I was more referring to neckbeards showing off their figmas and fidgetcubes

*hides fidgetcube behind cup*

I have 2 monitors and 1 TV mounted above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5ahQk8qeM

enjoy

I got an i3 350M HP laptop for $30 from someone on eBay (was originally broken) but I managed to fix it. Installed arch Linux afterwards and now its my dedicated shitposting machine, did I do good?

what was broken?

Fan and battery was kill

Its quite an only laptop

Pretty fast when arch is installed

break your shackles, install parabola

Not familiar with that level of autism

its arch only with freedom

update: I just put my awei headphones through the spin cycle

they were these: http://www.ebay.com/itm/191817501162?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=490850848921&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

They're kinda damp right now

@Phatique You talk quite low in your videos?

but basically yeah they still work fine

the worst part is I lost one of the earbud rubber pieces

so now I gotta find it if I don't want to use a spare

@Kilbur yeah kinda, but I think its also the Yi cam mic

not really made for single sound

I guess this kinda puts to rest any fears I had about water damage lol

lol i think most inears survive

not a lot of sweat that enters the ear

one should test the eiaosi :^)

The Yi camera looks cool

That's an expensive controller

30 dollars in Chink money is a lot

its barely chink actually, I think 8bitdo is a Hong Kong based company

and Hong Kong is a bit more civilized

= more first word and expensive stuff

what's a good magnetic micro usb (sory for going off topic, ordering shit on gaybeast thoguht I might as well get more memes)

What do you play with the controllers? EMulators?

yes mostly or indie games

hate playing platformers on PC with keyboard, feels autistic

I like the vids anyway man, subbed

thx mayne

I want the controller now

Lot of games I don't play because dont have the right controller

maybe not the best controller for 3D AAA games but it works

Yeah only want it for emulation and retro themed platfformer type

I have a shield controller for AAA if ever needed

shield controller is also xbox layout right?

oh shit

its not

I have the original model

I think thats close to XBOX

two analog sticks at the bottom

playstation layout

I hate that all controllers have the xbox layout, why did that become a meme

I prefer the XBox layout

But only because the analogs felt better on the Xbox 360 controller compared tothe PS3 one

for me its more about the positioning

Really? Xbox layout feels natural to me, that said I didnt really notice that much with the shield layout

one thumb up, one thumb down feels werid for me when analoging

are you Bishnach on youtube?

@Kilbur

Aye

Been around the block a long time

rofl

you made the bogdanof video?

LOL

Yeah

ROFL

are teh kingdian ssd still worth buying? just wondering whether to upgrade my bootdrive

Apparently yes @Smackymander

aight, I'll order one with a screen protector for my phone off of gaybeast

currently on sale on gaybeast for about £4 off with faster shipping

http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Theyre mentioned here

I remebered seeing hthem on the infographic a while ago, was just wondering whether or not they'd been dethroned

Tfw kingdian is too expensive to be worth buying in burgerland.

hah

@Smackymander They've gone up in price lately

what chink shit have you bought for your moms

Nothing yet

Bought an Android box for the father though

and a smartphone

@Phatique Are you that Angry Foreigner guy?

no tech stuff

Quadcopter

I didn't get any chinkstuff, but I got my mom those nifity transitor portable AM/FM Radios

and a lint remover, if that counts

mitu dolls are really expensive

@𝘼𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 $10
https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10025567/5556401-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-classic-version-plush

I'd love to own all the Mitus

faggot gay

Fuck off you furry ass gayboi

15 dollar item refund

seller msg

"How about you cancel the dispute then contact us we will refund you $2 via paypal?
Best regards,
Yvonne"

ok

So who here has tried to order condoms off chink sites

mmm, i have a package inbound to customs for like 3 days, normal?

odd

it happens

indeed

it went late night in on saturday night and they probably dont work on sunday

I thought /g/ was /r9k/ for a sec

so many frog posters

>order cancelled

REEEE

what was it?

lol... my package just updated straight to the city outside my delivery

it went from "inbound to customs" straight to my city

lollol

how odd

after 3 days of no updates so i guess it makes sense

gearbest misspriced a keyboard i ordered to $30 and now its $75

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_358748.html

i thought it was odd that keyboard was listed on aliexpress for $60+

wonder how many ordered at the $30 price, because its already been shipped

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_358748.html?wid=8

actually if you go to this link it forces a lower price

something is wrong with that.

Flash Sale Price $36.48

Chink tracking will often get stuck for ages until they reach a critical stage