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2017-02-26 20:51:16 UTC

I fucking hate miku

2017-02-26 20:52:06 UTC

lol some random swedish pop song got so popular in japan that there is a Miku version of it in one of her games

2017-02-26 20:52:37 UTC

its cringy as fuck if you know swedish

2017-02-26 20:52:45 UTC

Oh no

2017-02-26 20:52:49 UTC

I know this song

2017-02-26 20:53:05 UTC

fucking weaboos memed this song hard

2017-02-26 20:53:11 UTC

like 3 years after they made it

2017-02-26 20:54:06 UTC

well darude took them 10 or what years

2017-02-26 20:54:08 UTC

to be memed

2017-02-26 20:54:10 UTC

so ~

2017-02-26 20:54:13 UTC

miku version WHEN?

2017-02-26 20:55:38 UTC

@Tervy that pissed me off when Sandstorm got memed. I legitimately used to listen to that song a lot. Fucking kids not even alive when it was made ruined it

2017-02-26 20:58:28 UTC

recommend me some essential miku

2017-02-26 21:08:32 UTC

Well just play a random hatsune miku game

2017-02-26 21:10:06 UTC

just made a xiaomi account for my mom and applied to unlock the bootloader

2017-02-26 21:10:33 UTC

holy shit xiaomis websites are retarded

2017-02-26 21:10:45 UTC

logged out and couldnt make a new account because of cookies

2017-02-26 21:11:51 UTC

thats actualy decently smart of them

2017-02-26 21:12:10 UTC

they should have made it lso-cookie(flash-cookie)

2017-02-26 21:12:23 UTC

so avg user would not have figured it out

2017-02-26 21:12:57 UTC

hell i get reminded if lso-cookies are made and/or edited

2017-02-26 21:13:03 UTC

and i forgot their existence all the time

2017-02-26 22:10:22 UTC

does the xiaomi mi5 has solid camera?

2017-02-26 22:10:43 UTC

the only thing where people dont like zuk z2 is the camera

2017-02-26 22:51:10 UTC

Yes

2017-02-26 22:58:19 UTC

@MrChubbs ask @tablecat he has it

2017-02-26 23:00:52 UTC

just one more Q, even though its older phone

2017-02-26 23:01:13 UTC

redmi 4 pro

2017-02-26 23:01:21 UTC

any better than mi5?

2017-02-26 23:04:58 UTC

mi5 is stronger

2017-02-26 23:05:32 UTC

but has a worse battery

2017-02-26 23:07:36 UTC

yall niggas know any Mechanical PEncils?!?!?!

2017-02-26 23:07:53 UTC

kys

2017-02-26 23:08:16 UTC

I think you should look for nip stuff

2017-02-26 23:08:21 UTC

when it comes to pens and pencils

2017-02-26 23:08:45 UTC

@MrChubbs oh and Mi5 has no micro SD

2017-02-26 23:08:46 UTC

slot

2017-02-26 23:10:15 UTC

I dont get why xiaomi put a worse SoC in Redmi Note 4X than Redmi note 3

2017-02-26 23:10:20 UTC

Pro

2017-02-26 23:10:28 UTC

neither do i

2017-02-26 23:10:38 UTC

Maybe they release Redmi Note 4X Pro

2017-02-26 23:10:39 UTC

rofl

2017-02-26 23:11:08 UTC

i found huawei p9 for 300โ‚ฌ used only for 1 month

2017-02-26 23:11:14 UTC

worth the deal?

2017-02-26 23:13:04 UTC

new ones are sold for 450โ‚ฌ in my country

2017-02-26 23:14:04 UTC

>used phones

2017-02-26 23:14:07 UTC

i would never

2017-02-26 23:16:35 UTC

y tho

2017-02-26 23:17:39 UTC

higher chance for the battery to give up because its been used alot

2017-02-26 23:17:39 UTC

etc

2017-02-26 23:25:26 UTC

ok lol seems like "Redmi Pro 2" is comming out and should be an upgrade

2017-02-26 23:58:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/285561354000138240/New-Sun-Golf-Casquette-southern-tide-fish-embroidery-baseball-cap-bone-snapback-summer-track-sun-hat.jpg_640x640.jpg_.webp

2017-02-27 00:02:19 UTC

same

2017-02-27 00:02:51 UTC

I crave chink deals

2017-02-27 00:03:08 UTC

it's been a whole 12 hours since my last shopping spree

2017-02-27 00:19:56 UTC

Which kodi addons are the meme

2017-02-27 00:23:39 UTC

You mean good?

2017-02-27 00:27:53 UTC

Yew

2017-02-27 00:27:55 UTC

Yea

2017-02-27 00:28:40 UTC

Exodus for movies and tv

2017-02-27 00:29:00 UTC

I use zem tv for sports streaming

2017-02-27 00:29:30 UTC

Ty

2017-02-27 00:32:26 UTC

what does kodi addons do?

2017-02-27 00:32:46 UTC

different UI?

2017-02-27 00:44:24 UTC

I said what they do above

2017-02-27 00:46:00 UTC

cant find it rofl

2017-02-27 03:04:04 UTC

Hail hydra.

2017-02-27 03:35:09 UTC

@Alex!!! i got an 0.3 uni kuru toga

2017-02-27 03:59:11 UTC

Huawei strikes agian

2017-02-27 04:00:39 UTC

huawei is the brand name phone in china, more popular than every other

2017-02-27 08:25:03 UTC

>captures video at 760 fps

2017-02-27 09:02:30 UTC

FC30 controller is at local sorting centre

2017-02-27 09:02:32 UTC

WOHWOHWOW

2017-02-27 09:02:57 UTC

wut

2017-02-27 09:03:01 UTC

Like the dump?

2017-02-27 09:03:35 UTC

wat

2017-02-27 09:03:45 UTC

Local sorting centre?

2017-02-27 09:03:55 UTC

you mean the parcel sorting center

2017-02-27 09:03:58 UTC

Ah

2017-02-27 09:03:59 UTC

Lmao

2017-02-27 09:04:01 UTC

FC30 I don't know what that is

2017-02-27 09:04:06 UTC

I thought you meant some sort of recycling center or some shit

2017-02-27 09:04:10 UTC

Bluetooth controller

2017-02-27 09:04:21 UTC

well first it goes the airport sorting centre then the local

2017-02-27 09:05:11 UTC

its probably on the way to the post office now

2017-02-27 09:07:20 UTC

that feel when I work in ecommerce and this job blows

2017-02-27 09:08:24 UTC

are you like an ali order shipper?

2017-02-27 09:08:41 UTC

pretty much, but I do TV remote controls

2017-02-27 09:09:26 UTC

it's fairly easy, except that I have to work a regular M-F schedule, then like 2-3 hours each day on the weekend

2017-02-27 09:09:53 UTC

I woudlnt mind working like that for the summer or somethjing

2017-02-27 09:10:08 UTC

my objective at least of right now is to have my photograph featured of every single remote when you type it into google

2017-02-27 09:18:31 UTC

lol

2017-02-27 09:19:02 UTC

>sony

2017-02-27 09:19:05 UTC

>make great phones

2017-02-27 09:19:09 UTC

>2000 mAh

2017-02-27 09:19:10 UTC

Sony makes great phones

2017-02-27 09:19:11 UTC

?????????

2017-02-27 09:19:14 UTC

ROFL

2017-02-27 09:19:25 UTC

is it 2k mAh?`?!!??!?!๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-02-27 09:19:52 UTC

says 3.2k

2017-02-27 09:20:57 UTC

budget phones ok

2017-02-27 09:21:07 UTC

rofl mediashits and 2k mAh

2017-02-27 09:21:11 UTC

what are they thinking

2017-02-27 09:22:20 UTC

well those can be good for normies, camera is really everything instagram staceys and chads care about

2017-02-27 09:27:10 UTC

tbh

2017-02-27 09:27:11 UTC

yeah

2017-02-27 09:27:19 UTC

everyone wants flagship cameras in budget phones

2017-02-27 09:27:23 UTC

they dont care about anything else

2017-02-27 09:27:41 UTC

for good reason

2017-02-27 09:27:56 UTC

good cameras on phones have pushed the development of regular digital cameras

2017-02-27 09:28:19 UTC

really?

2017-02-27 09:28:31 UTC

nobody buys digital cameras anymore though

2017-02-27 09:28:38 UTC

yeah, push recently has been in mirrorless cameras instead of DSLRs

2017-02-27 09:29:06 UTC

true

2017-02-27 09:29:10 UTC

I got a mirrorless and it's great

2017-02-27 09:29:24 UTC

though im planning on getting a flagship samsung in a few months

2017-02-27 09:29:26 UTC

just for the camera

2017-02-27 09:29:37 UTC

really?

2017-02-27 09:29:51 UTC

im happy with my redmi note 3 pro

2017-02-27 09:29:57 UTC

but I got money and I want something more substantial

2017-02-27 09:29:58 UTC

I thought LG had better cameras than samsung

2017-02-27 09:30:01 UTC

and there's nothing on the market

2017-02-27 09:30:04 UTC

that's actually good

2017-02-27 09:30:06 UTC

>LG

2017-02-27 09:30:10 UTC

more like bootloop

2017-02-27 10:17:43 UTC

Aside from battery, amoled, and waterproofing, the camera is yet another reason I went with the S7

2017-02-27 10:18:42 UTC

I'm waiting for chink shit phones to match this some day, so I won't be broke when it's time to upgrade

2017-02-27 10:23:13 UTC

imagine the perfect chinkphone that had exactly what you wanted in a phone for cheap

2017-02-27 10:24:42 UTC

Endless coke?

2017-02-27 10:30:43 UTC

POSTMAN

2017-02-27 10:30:44 UTC

IS

2017-02-27 10:30:45 UTC

HERE

2017-02-27 10:32:59 UTC

and not a single chink package was delivered that day

2017-02-27 10:59:24 UTC

>update Xiaomi to Miui 8

2017-02-27 10:59:27 UTC

>it's slow now

2017-02-27 10:59:28 UTC

rip

2017-02-27 11:00:26 UTC

@AeRiaL good build quality, good camera, waterproofing, SD card slot, great software rom support

2017-02-27 11:00:38 UTC

that's all you need for a killer budget phone

2017-02-27 11:01:14 UTC

Xiaomi has good build quality and good software rom support

2017-02-27 11:01:16 UTC

but shit camera

2017-02-27 11:09:56 UTC

Does the camera REALLY matter though, when everyone is just using cunty filters and ruining photos anwyay? ๐Ÿค”

2017-02-27 11:19:21 UTC

just get a huawei or sony

2017-02-27 11:19:27 UTC

if you like camera that much

2017-02-27 11:29:01 UTC

@Jignx perfect. It makes my pants feel warmer than usual

2017-02-27 11:36:22 UTC

How else am I supposed to take /g/ tier pics of chink shit

2017-02-27 11:36:38 UTC

gook phones are amazing for their cameras

2017-02-27 11:37:00 UTC

@rikineko(Ram Main) Look chinkshit has come a long way

2017-02-27 11:37:07 UTC

but cameras are still the main thing they suck balls at

2017-02-27 11:37:13 UTC

isnt it good to expect some standards

2017-02-27 11:37:33 UTC

Chink shit phones are great and all but muh camera and waterproofing

2017-02-27 11:39:01 UTC

a little bit more

2017-02-27 11:39:06 UTC

Xiaomi has gotten ahead of the pack

2017-02-27 11:39:17 UTC

but jesus christ get some people to write good camera software

2017-02-27 11:39:42 UTC

there's no excuse to be using the same camera sensors as top leading camera phones and yet have images that are 10 times worse

2017-02-27 11:40:12 UTC

diy it if its so easy

2017-02-27 11:40:13 UTC

:3

2017-02-27 11:40:46 UTC

also same sensor but different lens setups etc etc etc variations on the way

2017-02-27 11:41:01 UTC

so the system needs to handle ever model on its unique way

2017-02-27 11:41:15 UTC

and for that you would need those phones to for testing

2017-02-27 11:59:11 UTC

the fuck

2017-02-27 11:59:17 UTC

I just got a package in the post addressed to me

2017-02-27 11:59:23 UTC

I don't remember ordering anything

2017-02-27 11:59:29 UTC

I open it and it's... empty?

2017-02-27 11:59:56 UTC

It's got one of those uh

2017-02-27 12:00:05 UTC

You know those slips that make it look like chink shit?

2017-02-27 12:00:36 UTC

You have been marked.

2017-02-27 12:00:55 UTC

DHL too.

2017-02-27 12:01:00 UTC

Whatever was in it was expedited somehow.

2017-02-27 12:01:19 UTC

But

2017-02-27 12:01:22 UTC

it's totally empty?

2017-02-27 12:01:47 UTC

Did it...

2017-02-27 12:01:54 UTC

Did it feel like a curse had left the box?

2017-02-27 12:02:05 UTC

Some sort of ancient Chinese spirit?

2017-02-27 12:02:28 UTC

>Ancient curse

2017-02-27 12:02:31 UTC

But I always rate 5.

2017-02-27 12:02:43 UTC

How could they put my order in the sorry.

2017-02-27 12:02:57 UTC

Wait...

2017-02-27 12:03:07 UTC

Are you sure there was nothing in there?

2017-02-27 12:03:14 UTC

I heard Xiaomi was working on optic camo

2017-02-27 12:05:21 UTC

Okay so

2017-02-27 12:05:34 UTC

There is one (1) ziploc bag in here.

2017-02-27 12:05:36 UTC

So wait, what' sthe return address?

2017-02-27 12:06:28 UTC

There isn't one.

2017-02-27 12:06:31 UTC

Take a picture or something of this shit

2017-02-27 12:06:38 UTC

Because that sounds shady as fuck

2017-02-27 12:07:25 UTC

Hold up, there's a QR code here.

2017-02-27 12:07:27 UTC

Let me scan it.

2017-02-27 12:07:32 UTC

Jesus

2017-02-27 12:07:33 UTC

Don't do that

2017-02-27 12:10:24 UTC

Yeah there's just one ziploc in here.

2017-02-27 12:10:34 UTC

Don't just scan a random QR code.

2017-02-27 12:10:41 UTC

Phone won't pick it up anyway.

2017-02-27 12:10:42 UTC

Does it look like the Ziploc Bag is pressurised?

2017-02-27 12:10:47 UTC

No.

2017-02-27 12:10:51 UTC

So it's just flat?

2017-02-27 12:10:54 UTC

Yeah.

2017-02-27 12:10:57 UTC

I mean

2017-02-27 12:11:00 UTC

Which is why I'm not really suspecting anything.

2017-02-27 12:11:15 UTC

Does it have a tracking number and shit on it?

2017-02-27 12:11:24 UTC

Let me see here.

2017-02-27 12:13:36 UTC

I see the customer ID is 'weisuyi-2-20-[my postcode]

2017-02-27 12:13:43 UTC

So I'm willing to believe it's a chink shit shipping fuckup.

2017-02-27 12:14:01 UTC

But why the fuck would it be empty

2017-02-27 12:15:20 UTC

Post pics

2017-02-27 12:15:28 UTC

Yeah

2017-02-27 12:15:29 UTC

Alright. Let me just find a marker to black out my address.

2017-02-27 12:15:54 UTC

Just block it out in like paint

2017-02-27 12:16:47 UTC

Good thinking, batman.

2017-02-27 12:24:49 UTC

I don't get it

2017-02-27 12:24:54 UTC

Who would send a single ziploc in the mail

2017-02-27 12:25:24 UTC

Is that a chink threat or what

2017-02-27 12:25:26 UTC

If i was a Chinese spook

2017-02-27 12:25:50 UTC

And they needed a delivery system for new biological weapon

2017-02-27 12:26:30 UTC

I'm in a discord voice with someone else who suspects similar.

2017-02-27 12:26:34 UTC

Which means I should huff it

2017-02-27 12:26:43 UTC

Do it

2017-02-27 12:26:50 UTC

Then sell your body to the US military

2017-02-27 12:26:56 UTC

Lewd

2017-02-27 12:26:57 UTC

For like a couple mil

2017-02-27 12:26:58 UTC

~~~~~

2017-02-27 12:28:22 UTC

And I want a percentage please.

2017-02-27 12:28:27 UTC

For thinking of this idea.

2017-02-27 12:30:40 UTC

Well, I can't smell anything and I don't feel particularly averse. I'm curious as to why I got mailed a single ziploc, but eh.

2017-02-27 12:30:53 UTC

It seems like a shipping fuckup to me.

2017-02-27 12:31:23 UTC

I don't understand why it was empty though

2017-02-27 12:31:30 UTC

Me neither.

2017-02-27 12:31:34 UTC

Do you really think someone wanted DHL shipping for a single ziploc bag

2017-02-27 12:31:43 UTC

It sounds like someone pinched whatever was in it

2017-02-27 12:31:48 UTC

Thing is

2017-02-27 12:31:59 UTC

I've not ordered anything from chinkland in a long while.

2017-02-27 12:33:06 UTC

Just look up the tracking number

2017-02-27 12:33:09 UTC

I did.

2017-02-27 12:33:13 UTC

Found it where it's from

2017-02-27 12:33:24 UTC

Did it have your name on it?

2017-02-27 12:33:31 UTC

No shipping info at all.

2017-02-27 12:34:39 UTC

wELL

2017-02-27 12:35:01 UTC

DM'd you it, but like I say.

2017-02-27 12:35:07 UTC

No info as far as I can tell.

2017-02-27 12:35:08 UTC

Enjoy being kidnapped by Chinese ninjas.

2017-02-27 12:35:20 UTC

What'll they do, harvest my -brain-?

2017-02-27 12:35:25 UTC

Haha I have none

2017-02-27 12:35:36 UTC

"Status: The service used to send this item does not provide tracking information."

2017-02-27 12:35:38 UTC

Hence.

2017-02-27 12:44:22 UTC

>watching Mao's edc

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