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2017-02-20 09:35:51 UTC

A podcast seems like a good idea

2017-02-20 09:35:53 UTC

about 3:00-4:00

2017-02-20 09:36:01 UTC

What would you even talk about though?

2017-02-20 09:36:27 UTC

chink shit

2017-02-20 09:36:30 UTC

shilling your favourite chink shit

2017-02-20 09:36:31 UTC

chink shit shopping experience

2017-02-20 09:36:40 UTC

petition for an autistic section on chink tea

2017-02-20 09:36:55 UTC

what you think about when your chink shit takes 1-2 months to come

2017-02-20 09:37:05 UTC

the autism just makes it better tbh

2017-02-20 09:37:30 UTC

We did some episodes with a guy named "Buck"

2017-02-20 09:37:42 UTC

oh yeah buck

2017-02-20 09:37:46 UTC

miss his music

2017-02-20 09:37:49 UTC

super conservative guy from a southern state

2017-02-20 09:37:51 UTC

and redneck autism

2017-02-20 09:38:17 UTC

jamming harmonica in the voice chat here all the time

2017-02-20 09:38:45 UTC

@transience I'm behind a Autismo Tea section

2017-02-20 09:39:19 UTC

>tfw just another regualr Britanon

2017-02-20 09:39:35 UTC

I'd totally buy 1$ teas and review them

2017-02-20 09:39:39 UTC

tea section seems great

2017-02-20 09:39:56 UTC

I'm basicly a fucking normie tho

2017-02-20 09:40:01 UTC

>1 dollar teas
wouldn't trust that at all tbh

2017-02-20 09:40:09 UTC

6 dollar teas, maybe

2017-02-20 09:40:18 UTC

That is the fun in it

2017-02-20 09:40:21 UTC

I'm literally drinking a 6 dollar chink tea right now

2017-02-20 09:40:25 UTC

no cancer yet

2017-02-20 09:40:42 UTC

maoxie tieguanyin from health tea house

2017-02-20 09:40:54 UTC

pretty good

2017-02-20 09:41:09 UTC

Hmm

2017-02-20 09:41:18 UTC

Lemme get on the app to see what they have

2017-02-20 09:41:24 UTC

cancer normally takes a while to develop

2017-02-20 09:42:29 UTC

I looked through some of the local online teashops

2017-02-20 09:42:33 UTC

@transience Try $4.50 PuErh, leaves a nice chemical film on the water when you make it... cancerous....m

2017-02-20 09:42:46 UTC

noticed they sell chink tea with 500% up price

2017-02-20 09:42:52 UTC

literally the same packets

2017-02-20 09:42:57 UTC

as on aliexpress

2017-02-20 09:43:07 UTC

I bought puerh tea from my local chink shop it's quite nice

2017-02-20 09:43:14 UTC

I drank 3 litres of cheap chink tea yesterday (blame temporary neetdom boredom)

2017-02-20 09:43:20 UTC

if I get cancer, I'll let you guys know first

2017-02-20 09:44:10 UTC

And remember

2017-02-20 09:44:20 UTC

It actually takes a long time of cancer to show

2017-02-20 09:44:54 UTC

>ordering chink teas from china

2017-02-20 09:44:56 UTC

good god

2017-02-20 09:45:13 UTC

I figure anxi and taiwanese tea is pretty safe though

2017-02-20 09:46:18 UTC

@sludge Mine taste like farmyard. Guess thats what I get...

2017-02-20 09:47:22 UTC

As much as I love chink tea, I would never order milk oolong or other milky tea from china

2017-02-20 09:47:44 UTC

cuz there is no milk in china, either it's fake baby formula or just paint

2017-02-20 09:48:13 UTC

buy taiwanese milk oolong

2017-02-20 09:48:29 UTC

t grand milk tea is taiwanese

2017-02-20 09:49:11 UTC

and the fact that china has no milk is what props up our dairy business here

2017-02-20 09:50:40 UTC

I'm listening to the podcast right now
>"black person proof"

2017-02-20 09:50:50 UTC

this podcast really needs to be a thing again

2017-02-20 09:50:54 UTC

@sludge that shit is great

2017-02-20 09:58:40 UTC

rip alie tee tho

2017-02-20 09:58:58 UTC

category "tea" only has 148 products in it

2017-02-20 09:59:09 UTC

used to be 100k

2017-02-20 10:06:16 UTC

they also removed dried mangos and every other food product

2017-02-20 10:06:44 UTC

i guess they got tired of everyone getting pissed off at gettinc aids

2017-02-20 10:06:49 UTC

so they banned all food

2017-02-20 10:08:26 UTC

I have a clear phone case and I thought of decorating it with a vinyl or something

2017-02-20 10:08:38 UTC

Has anyone ever bought vinyls from chonk express?

2017-02-20 10:09:37 UTC

I've considered doing so. Does that count?

2017-02-20 10:26:45 UTC

Mfw chinkpad T440S are getting cheaper by the day

2017-02-20 10:26:48 UTC

fuck yeah

2017-02-20 10:27:34 UTC

I'm looking at what kind of vinyls the chinks offer

2017-02-20 10:27:48 UTC

And it's either chrome colour, vinyl or sticker bomb

2017-02-20 10:55:58 UTC

there is no dairy product what so ever in milky oolong <:you:265281777168416768>

2017-02-20 10:56:11 UTC

its just the name bc the tea is cloudy

2017-02-20 10:56:18 UTC

If they're not flavoured, yea

2017-02-20 10:56:27 UTC

i thought most of you are britbongs, you should know tea

2017-02-20 10:56:32 UTC

they spray or steam the leaves with milk on cheaper ones

2017-02-20 10:56:51 UTC

wtf, oh god I know why I dont cheap out on tea

2017-02-20 10:57:22 UTC

Reading through le reddot and ebay listings seems to confirm this

2017-02-20 10:57:42 UTC

when buying green tea in the local chink shop, i first made a bond with the owner, having a chit chat every other day, until I urged him to tell me which one he is drinking

2017-02-20 10:57:56 UTC

so if I die from cancer because of it, at least we are going down together

2017-02-20 11:00:56 UTC

@callmeJHWH M.A.D - makes sense really, makes the world a safer place and all that.

2017-02-20 11:03:33 UTC

this repressed scottish accent, it is comfy in the podcast talking?

2017-02-20 11:03:40 UTC

yup

2017-02-20 11:03:48 UTC

Comfy hosted both episodes yea

2017-02-20 11:04:22 UTC

Because @Phatique forgot to host and Comfy had to scramble something together at the last minute

2017-02-20 11:04:47 UTC

I dont know why but when scots try to speak english, it doesnt sound like they re native english speakers

2017-02-20 11:04:55 UTC

maybe because they arent?

2017-02-20 11:06:07 UTC

but seems like a good format. somebody should throw himself in the ditch and host more of them.

2017-02-20 11:10:17 UTC

i found 7D mangos in local chink shop

2017-02-20 11:11:25 UTC

I didn't forget lol, subways where WAY delayed that day and I got home super late after work

2017-02-20 11:16:36 UTC

w2c fake calvin klein?

2017-02-20 11:22:27 UTC

use iridium or ungoogled chromium

2017-02-20 11:23:18 UTC

tfw stuck using gmail because OP

2017-02-20 11:36:33 UTC

is there a prettier phone than the mi mix

2017-02-20 11:37:24 UTC

the mi5c

2017-02-20 11:44:21 UTC

>want a phone with stock android

2017-02-20 11:44:25 UTC

>sd card slot

2017-02-20 11:44:27 UTC

>amazing camera

2017-02-20 11:44:30 UTC

>this doesnt exist

2017-02-20 11:44:31 UTC

????

2017-02-20 11:49:27 UTC

doesnt seem so

2017-02-20 11:49:41 UTC

god damn fragmented android ecosystem

2017-02-20 12:02:58 UTC

Chinks at my uni all use iPhones

2017-02-20 12:03:15 UTC

Gooks use samsungs

2017-02-20 12:12:12 UTC

The West is an overwhelming influence.

2017-02-20 12:13:12 UTC

It turns many weak minded shitters into pseudonogs.

2017-02-20 12:14:02 UTC

They're also mouthbreathing subhumans

2017-02-20 12:14:11 UTC

With literally zero jawlines

2017-02-20 12:14:17 UTC

404

2017-02-20 12:14:22 UTC

Jawline not found

2017-02-20 12:14:33 UTC

I can't imagine how that looks.

2017-02-20 12:14:52 UTC

So what do you goyim have as chinkshit in your EDC?

2017-02-20 12:15:30 UTC

I have this keychain light and also card knife I bought from ali.

2017-02-20 12:15:34 UTC

My phone and my piston3s, and a swap battery.

2017-02-20 12:15:35 UTC

sanrenmu 4107SUX

2017-02-20 12:15:46 UTC

kz ates

2017-02-20 12:15:48 UTC

chink gloves

2017-02-20 12:15:52 UTC

chink pen

2017-02-20 12:15:53 UTC

Speaking of batteries

2017-02-20 12:15:55 UTC

chink wallet

2017-02-20 12:15:57 UTC

are chink powerbanks safe enough?

2017-02-20 12:16:06 UTC

buy xiaomi and it's fine

2017-02-20 12:16:09 UTC

I'm thinking of buying one.

2017-02-20 12:16:11 UTC

or any other big chink name

2017-02-20 12:16:14 UTC

I find swapping batteries is more convenient than waiting on a power bank.

2017-02-20 12:16:21 UTC

Oh was thinking of a no name powerbank

2017-02-20 12:16:22 UTC

heh.

2017-02-20 12:16:29 UTC

I guess being frugal comes at a price eh? hehe.

2017-02-20 12:16:38 UTC

I wouldn't trust the no name ones

2017-02-20 12:16:42 UTC

no idea what you're getting

2017-02-20 12:16:46 UTC

I can go from zero to 100 in ten seconds, rather than wait hours.

2017-02-20 12:16:55 UTC

might lack protection circuitry

2017-02-20 12:17:02 UTC

might cause housefire

2017-02-20 12:17:07 UTC

@Sham Muh unremovable battery meme though.

2017-02-20 12:17:18 UTC

Fuck that meme.

2017-02-20 12:17:58 UTC

I have unremovable battery because I'm not autistic and I charge my phone

2017-02-20 12:18:12 UTC

"""Power users"""

2017-02-20 12:18:22 UTC

My S7 gets me through the day and I'm sort of a heavy user

2017-02-20 12:18:34 UTC

just gotta keep brightness down

2017-02-20 12:18:34 UTC

I got a redmi note 2. Battery life isn't known to me.

2017-02-20 12:18:48 UTC

I really want to cop a mi mix

2017-02-20 12:19:01 UTC

But also an axon 7 for google daydream

2017-02-20 12:19:11 UTC

But that mi mix is just

2017-02-20 12:19:15 UTC

Attractive

2017-02-20 12:19:19 UTC

Xiaomi Mi 10000mah Power Bank

2017-02-20 12:19:21 UTC

I also like being able to open the phone back.

2017-02-20 12:19:27 UTC

15 dollars

2017-02-20 12:19:31 UTC

is it a steal?

2017-02-20 12:20:34 UTC

Check the product reviews and the details to make sure they line up.

2017-02-20 12:21:10 UTC

Some people say Xiaomi on the title but the details will say some other shit completely.

2017-02-20 12:21:33 UTC

hmm yeah

2017-02-20 12:21:36 UTC

will verify

2017-02-20 12:21:39 UTC

thanks goy!

2017-02-20 12:22:00 UTC

Was thinking of getting a power bank for my sister.

2017-02-20 12:22:06 UTC

Wanted to give her this cheap no name chink stuff

2017-02-20 12:22:12 UTC

But I'm better than that.

2017-02-20 12:22:13 UTC

heh.

2017-02-20 12:30:33 UTC

Can anyone help me decipher a series of jumbled characters?

2017-02-20 12:30:46 UTC

It might be a substitution cipher but I'm not even sure

2017-02-20 13:34:25 UTC

Xiaomi are just

2017-02-20 13:34:28 UTC

Growing

2017-02-20 13:34:33 UTC

How do I cash in on this meme

2017-02-20 13:35:00 UTC

Finna buy some chinkshit shares

2017-02-20 13:36:10 UTC

Xiaomi ipo when

2017-02-20 13:53:29 UTC

tfw no xiamo rpi

2017-02-20 13:55:04 UTC

xiaomi waterproof and amoled when

2017-02-20 14:03:46 UTC

๐Ÿค”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283237263607857153/20170220_140313.jpg

2017-02-20 14:05:17 UTC

๐Ÿคž

2017-02-20 14:05:45 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283237764038656000/20170220_140518.jpg

2017-02-20 14:06:29 UTC

It's a meme banana plush

2017-02-20 14:06:45 UTC

some guy bought like 20 once

2017-02-20 14:10:22 UTC

wtf

2017-02-20 14:15:26 UTC

>when you leave ebay feedback but receive none

2017-02-20 14:15:28 UTC

a classic

2017-02-20 14:15:54 UTC

hate when that happens

2017-02-20 14:16:13 UTC

worse, when you get no feedback as a seller

2017-02-20 14:16:23 UTC

Yes, that would be even worse

2017-02-20 14:16:43 UTC

Out of 6 or 7 items I've sold, I've only gotten feedback for 4

2017-02-20 14:16:56 UTC

that's after asking them to leave feedback

2017-02-20 14:16:58 UTC

I made a new account for buying shit to separate my buyers from my stuff and so far I only received 50% of all feedback back

2017-02-20 14:17:29 UTC

that sucks

2017-02-20 14:19:10 UTC

i have the real version of this game but it's a ton of fun

2017-02-20 14:19:19 UTC

5+ players tho

2017-02-20 14:27:57 UTC

lol

2017-02-20 14:29:31 UTC

Singapore post claims my package have arrived in Sweden, still no tracking information from Sweden post

2017-02-20 14:29:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-02-20 14:30:27 UTC

I usually never get any tracking info ones it lands here.

2017-02-20 14:33:52 UTC

Ok singpost have two tracking updates at exactly the same time, one says "arrival in place of exchange" and one saying "import: arrived at the country of destination: sweden"

2017-02-20 14:34:09 UTC

I guess the last one is a bug

2017-02-20 14:35:17 UTC

is that what you do all day?

2017-02-20 14:35:27 UTC

look at tracking?

2017-02-20 14:40:46 UTC

Yes

2017-02-20 14:40:56 UTC

I have nothing else to live for than chink shit

2017-02-20 14:48:42 UTC

just in case u didnt know http://global.cainiao.com/ is great for tracking all kinds of chinese packages

2017-02-20 14:49:48 UTC

I like 17track too

2017-02-20 14:50:21 UTC

oh yeah, nice

2017-02-20 14:50:37 UTC

I've seen that one before but haven't bookmarked it, neat

2017-02-20 14:50:43 UTC

now I've got it

2017-02-20 14:53:00 UTC

they have a nice mobile app too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283249654710140929/Screenshot_20170220-145223.jpg

2017-02-20 14:53:19 UTC

works great for local stuff too

2017-02-20 14:53:35 UTC

neat

2017-02-20 15:09:22 UTC
2017-02-20 15:09:33 UTC

its nice to have an account and have everything saved

2017-02-20 15:11:48 UTC

Chinese shopping anon is still around

2017-02-20 15:12:46 UTC

Oh well, least he didn't mess up the thread

2017-02-20 15:15:05 UTC

hey chink man can you please translate some communism runes for me?

2017-02-20 15:15:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283255219427606528/unknown.png

2017-02-20 15:15:21 UTC

i kinda dont believe that a psv costs only 10 euro

2017-02-20 15:15:24 UTC

what does it say

2017-02-20 15:16:44 UTC

All I can read is โ€œgenuineโ€ and โ€œblackโ€

2017-02-20 15:16:57 UTC

genuine bbc

2017-02-20 15:17:01 UTC

i have the feeling they will send me a brick

2017-02-20 15:17:17 UTC

this cant be legit, can it?

2017-02-20 15:17:25 UTC

you can try for science

2017-02-20 15:17:31 UTC

if its too good to be true it usually is too good to be true

2017-02-20 15:17:32 UTC

i dont have 10 euro though

2017-02-20 15:17:41 UTC

i cant try sadly

2017-02-20 15:17:45 UTC

wat

2017-02-20 15:17:50 UTC

how do you live>?

2017-02-20 15:18:17 UTC

>1288 yuan

2017-02-20 15:18:21 UTC

most of people in world dont have 10 euros to waste on shit tho

2017-02-20 15:18:29 UTC

Isn't 10 yuan like a dollar

2017-02-20 15:18:30 UTC

isnt that sign yen?

2017-02-20 15:18:31 UTC

there is more loans than we can ever pay ^^

2017-02-20 15:18:45 UTC

those prices dont seem realistic

2017-02-20 15:18:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283256141360922644/unknown.png

2017-02-20 15:18:49 UTC

its yen

2017-02-20 15:18:57 UTC

and 1300 yen is 10 euro

2017-02-20 15:19:04 UTC

1100 yen is less

2017-02-20 15:19:08 UTC

how can it be this cheap

2017-02-20 15:19:19 UTC

oy vey

2017-02-20 15:20:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283256470391357452/Screenshot_20170220-151951.png

2017-02-20 15:20:22 UTC

oh

2017-02-20 15:20:30 UTC

so you think its yuan and not yen?

2017-02-20 15:20:46 UTC

probably yuan, since it's taobao

2017-02-20 15:20:52 UTC

i dont see any kanji

2017-02-20 15:21:10 UTC

china steals so much tech they even stole the currency sign...

2017-02-20 15:21:25 UTC

lfmao

2017-02-20 15:21:39 UTC

they are literally using the yen currency sign

2017-02-20 15:21:43 UTC

does yuan even have one?

2017-02-20 15:21:54 UTC

or do they mean exactly the same thing in both languages?

2017-02-20 15:21:57 UTC

ๅ…ƒ

2017-02-20 15:22:02 UTC

oh thats right

2017-02-20 15:22:13 UTC

pi with a string on top

2017-02-20 15:22:16 UTC

Or RMB/ไบบๆฐ‘ๅนฃ

2017-02-20 15:22:22 UTC

yen and yuan are the same afaik

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