Shark mascots

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okay

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8ftj6XPJXXXagOFbX9.jpg

Man

Wearing that would scare me

Thinking I'd drown or some shit

38 actual orders

jesus

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1 order.

im not a mermaid, but half of my body is still a tail

huehuehue

HAHAHAHAHAH

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That fucking picture

autism the suit

Okay what the actual fuck 😂 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/White-Anal-plug-fox-tail-Stainless-steel-butt-plug-cat-tail-anal-plug-fox-tail-cosplay/32758271375.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10000015_10102_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10118_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10037_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10077_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121-10102,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_2_afChannel,single_sort_1_default&btsid=a2743be7-fb7e-4dbd-b562-69a0534098df

Of course

I might buy one of these for my homofriend

I saw some memes with it

Talking in the third person?

:^)

And myself probably, why not

Wtf is that suppose to be

Nemo

fish ofc

Would lay eggs in it

lemme be your dori

Youre mentally challenged now

DO you notice

Im back

i want to propose an idea to the united nations

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1CRFfLFXXXXXnXXXXq6xXFXXXL/The-Incredibles-Costume-Halloween-Costume-For-Kids-Disfraces-Carnaval-Child-Anime-Cosply-Boy-Long-Sleeve-Clothing.jpg_640x640.jpg

Okay

What did they do to his arms

What the fuck I just noticed that

typical chinese hyperflexibility

transience probably has it too

kek

homosexuals should be counted as 3/5ths of a human
transsexuals should be counted as 2/7ths
and anyone who doesnt even identify as a human like furrys etc therefore logically dont have human rights

im not drunk btw

Slavs should be executed on sight regardless of place of living

slavs are 1/2 human tops

:^)

fuck you @PoisonSnacks

Lmao

I'm just fucking with Noire.

I mean, you can go on about homos and trans all you like, but someone out there would have the same to say about you.

slavic scientists did like 90% of the worlds scientific progress over the last 80 years but yeah go on tell me why slavs are inferior

except now it's all fucked

You're right

Every American who voted either Hilarious or Trump should gassed

Potato research is in a better place than it was in the 20s

<#189467888657235970> guys

kek sorry

no problems just reminding that its there

Im so glad I have a remote connection to a computer

the difference between a slav like me and a homosexual/transsexual is that i can procreate, as it is planned by evolution, where as lgbtwhatever cant, and thereore can only serve the human race as workers

go ahead try to argument against that

Hey, who said they had a chuwi tablet here?

i dont

Wait

but a chuwi hi12 is a good device

Your a slav ?

?

Noire why didn't you tell me ?

why does that matter

Yeah

But I want 10"

12" is too big for a tablet to me

hi10 has a shitty battery

I know.

6000 mah lmao

Which annoys the shit out of me

12000 mah battery in hi12 is masterrace

hoppits where are you from

Germeny 😄

little Beirut you mean

Fuck how do I type

is it save to buy vape juice from china 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🇱 🇮 🇹 👌 💯 💯

>vape

yes

>vape

Yes

yes

fasttech

>(((vape)))

also

>vape

>2017
>vape

Christ

lets continue talking when you finish 8th grade ok fbn?

>animu picture

opinion disregarded

>vaper

I bought one of those disposable e-cig things because it was like apple flavoured

Just using it made me feel pretentious

tbh using a vape in public is cringe

oh and fbn you just made a pointless point because noire is from HDN which is a videogame franchise and not an animo

btfo

better than smoking at least

fuck that smoke

looks like animu to me

dam world of warships would be such a good game if killstealing wouldnt be possible

>2k17
>anything wargaming

Wargame red dragon <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

(offtopic)

wows is good

only thing that really grinds my gears is

>kill osmeone off to 98%

>some noob comes by and steals you the kill

is raging

wtf is with chinkshit.xyz

> Belgium Post Unregistered
> Belgium is EU
Does this mean goybest avoid customs that way 🤔

is chinkshit.xyz kill

@kat xyz is down for me too if that's what you mean

yes

i kinda miss mlg memes

even though i don't

>trump outsources icann

>xyz brakes down

coincidence?

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luks gud

that's pocket change

buy it

Boxes & Cases Material: plastic

nvm

>12 not a triangle

it's like your not even trying

Guys

I think my current avatar should reflect my pokemon in pokemon mystery dungeon.

Fuck it

This will do nicely

goys

I'm going to nipland : ^)

why?

because vacation

3 weeks of memeing around in nipland and couchsurfing

Know anyone?

man you bergjuden in switzerland really have too much money

I'm just a meager student mang

and I work 60%

>inb4 berndkauert is meidocafe and hiding it

still earn way more than enough to go to nihonland

i think i need to move to bergjudenland

Still earn more than most germans

wages there are insane

I earn 2900/month for 60% work as an electrical engineering student

CHF that is

hahaha what

christ

im packing my things

the guys in my department earn around 12-15k/month on average

....

13 wages a year

wat

You can make that much in Germany

the fuck

so like 170 000 a year

wtf

Just apply for refugee status :^)

well, electrical engineering earns a lot of money

not in germany lmao

supply <<<<<<<<<<< demand

Yeah EE is a lucrative field

its a 3000 euro /month job in germany

you will get maybe 40 k if you are really really lucky

uh keep in mind wages in switzerland are brutto

how much tax do you pay

and in germany they're netto

Wait

Is it Switzerland that still has the draft?

yes

I've always agreed with a year of service.

uh, depending on where you live, around 2-3 months of wages, plus you have mandatory krankenkasse and other expenses

krankenkasse is mandatory in germoney too though

but it's automatically deducted from your wage

250 euro every month wasted

of the 2900 I actually get 2650, of which I have to pay 300 Krankenkasse and around 300-400 taxes

dam i need to go live in swiss

if you live in your own apartment you also pay 500 bux a year just because lel, it's our equivalent of your uh, Rundfunkgebühr oder wasauchimmer

if you're german it's actually very easy to land a job in switzerland mang

kek

such a swiss saying

>500 bux a year

thats nothing

in apartments in germany you pay kalt/warm miete

so like i rent for 500/month technically

but have to pay 600

how many rooms?

so i end up wasting 1200 a year on who knows what

i live in a 70 sqm commieblock flat

the ceiling here is 2 meters

you pay like 800-1000 for a 15-20qm 1 room apt here per month

70qm is like... 1800-2500 depending on your location

w

what

the fuck

although if i think about it i have a room that is COMPLETELY empty apart from 3 things

I'm back fuckers

a desk

a TV

a couch

im sure i could reduce my living space i need to 50 sqm

Do you also have a pokemon ?

hey can i have an offtopic question

Sure

i flashed a ROM on my phone then formatted my fucking backups

how screwed am i

shit happens

Does the ROM work ?

it's doing the first time setup again but

i think it's fine

Okay

i'll have to make another backup now i guess

Yeah

As long as the rom works

I never do backups of my phone

neither

living dangerously

Yup

Everything I care about has an account tied to it anyway

this is the first time ive flashed anything other than the official factory image so im scared

Oh don't be

@piston such is life in Switzerland : ^)

Honestly hard to fuck up a phone nowadays

If I fuck something up I flash a new ROM

Unless it's an LG, then it's automated

Do everything again

If my computer gets a virus I'm like

@Q-Bey 🌎 (キュゥべえ) load the pokemon blue rom onto your phone : ^)

Welp let's nuke it

also, you can pretty much always unbrick your phone, you just have to be creative enough

Yeah I know

you have to fuck up the most bootloadery bootloader to fuck it up to a point where you'd have to unsolder the NAND and flash it with an adapter

Yup

yeah

I hard nodded my 3ds that way

very idiotproof nowadays

Without the soldering part

tfw my 3ds is still on emunand and b&

Is there enough homebrew to justify that?

breh you can pirate errything on 3ds

But my 3ds is dead now so..

You can't even load backups yet can you?