here you guys go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpEqDPYtf9s this is relevant i think

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phimosis stretcher, what am I reading

phimosis is serious business with the chinks

i cant really see how this device works

It probably doesn't. It's chinkshit after all

Chinkshit usually being washed out and dried computer parts?

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shoo shoo, Zabrinu stinky chinky

Kek

LOL

How many black people in here?

0

1

idk the clientele here changes pretty often

there are only a few that have been here since june or july that are still somewhat active

the bot purges inactive members

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Dope

there goes a blackie

there is at least one pajeet here, sorta the same

👳 💩 🛣 DESIGNATED

whats wrong with pajeets

whats a good gamepad i can get on ali? there seems to be a lot to choose from

wired?

yea preferably

There is the SNES one from the infographic

That may or may not be a keylogger

yea i saw

i looked at these but people were saying the bumper was broken for some https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FW1S-Wired-USB-Game-Pad-Joypad-Controller-For-MICROSOFT-Xbox-360-Slim-PC-Blue-Free-Shipping/32599542510.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.1.HRDBrX&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_427_10073_10103_10102_10096_10052_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4,afswitch_4&btsid=59176827-3baa-4388-ade4-23d861dd76da

Depends on what games you'll use it for tbh

probably any racing/sports game

and fighting game

those 3 genres are aids on a keyboard

i've tried

Fighting games are quite annoying even on gamepads

Fight sticks are decent

it comes down to me being too lazy to remap everything on a keyboard honestly

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arcade-USB-Street-Joystick-Fighting-Stick-For-PS3-Playstation-3-Andriod/32775110197.html

Something like that

yea i was looking at fightsticks but the few times i've used them i just wasn't comfortable with them

how so?

maybe i just haven't used them enough idk

which ones have you tried?

idk the exact brand but the format was something like this https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wPQLkCzL--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j50shoui2cpjpg.jpg but im not positive its been a while

hrap3

the board of one of mine broke

do be aware that every stick is going to be different

madcatz a shit

and really every detail of it is going to change your experience

the new madcatz models have squishy buttons operate like super shit cherry reds, you don't know when it'll trigger

also depends on the game/button config you play. At first, using the first four on the left side can be a bitch, especially with tekken due to the strange placement

well i appreciate the advice, but im probably just going to go with a chink xbox controller or something like that to solve all my needs

got me interested in fighting sticks though, i should give them another try

but games like soul calibur/doa have a nice 3finger/1thumb config

if you're going to spend any dosh on a stick, look at brook controllers

hori ones can be found cheap, but older models have apparently shit response times

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_257668.html Chinkshit is best for transparent stuff

fucking fighting game autism I swear

damn it even glows

hrap 3 is windows compatible, but nobody found the exact drivers to make them work

also whats the shipping like on those? besides some shoes and jerseys ive never really ordered tech off of chink sites

2-3 weeks im guessing?

Should tell you in the shipping methods chooser

15 -30 business days for me for that gearbest transparent controller

yea i completely overlooked the shipping my bad

Or if I pay $18 more, I can get it in 7-10

lel

don't forget your customs/postal service

i never did have a problem with customs with the shoes and jerseys, are they harsher on technology?

no

Depends on value in msot countries

Most chinkshit will be declared as like $10 in customs to save on tax anyway

unless your country has some shit legislation that restrics imports of fun things for fun

sometimes chinks will just declare items as "phone case" even if it's electronics

Or sex toys as ''Computer Parts''

they should do that

hopefully

also unrelated but any idea on the quality of those wall scrolls/posters on ali?

some cheaper ones look tempting

I have a Fist Of The North Star poster from ALi

Its quality isn't anything to write home about.

Most should be fine, it's not like you are doing anything with it other than hang it up

Like it was just printed on a piece of paper rather than some nice slick poster paper.

But it's alright, really.

Printing is probably the most pressing issue, but with the pictures you can sorta gauge the quality

Also the feedback.

Most are cheap enough to gamble on, if there is no feedback

Chinkshit is all about gambling

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JOJO-bizarre-Adventure-Anim-Art-Silk-Poster-Print-24x36inch/32771169992.html? this is what i was looking at, no feedback but i might gamble on it

but silk?

''silk''

well ofc

speaking of """"silk""""" I got one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/201563975772?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT pretty nice

not sure if id trust chink stuff near my eyes or genitals

I washed it first

88.9%customers are satisfied with this seller

Recently started on Aliexpress, less than 3 months (Since 2016.11)
Less than 100 feedback score, very low level of trust.
Majority of items don't correspond to the description.
Need to wait for a long time to get responds, seldom online.
Often delays in shipping.
Sold very high quantity of items for the last 3 months.

88.9%customers are satisfied with this seller

For the JoJo thing, the seller isn't that good

yea i saw the satisfaction a second ago

I use a chink blindfold

damn

It has earphones in it

It's nice.

chink innovation right there

A lot of these new stores are just run by larger ones you can tell because they have the exact same inventory trying to get a better feedback rating

It's really nice because sleeping on actual earphones/headphones is impossible.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chnprice-search-for-aliexpress/

This add-on is great

Oh, neato.

Installed.

based russians

idfk go use this

yo fagbois

what fuckface

Do you think the Note 4 will fit a note 3 case?

It's only a couple ml difference, but I'm ordering them to deploy to work so...

that's one way to fuck over your clients and co-workers

Are you using hard or soft cases?

What material is the case it might work

Soft, go for it

Hard, no no no

Mate I've already bought into the meme

But yeah, we need tough cases as they'd be brought on site.

I was thinking something like this
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/TPU-Heavy-Duty-Tough-Shock-stand-Strong-Case-Cover-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-/201690748824?var=&hash=item2ef5b49798:m:mez_GP86tA431qbKtVhaQsw

And It's a hard case, but the dimentions of the phones aren't too different

As I said, a couple of ml

I have those "rugged" cases and imo this is better if you want a little bit of drop proofing

Carcasa Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro Case Silicon Plastic Back Cover Fundas Red Rice Note3 Shock Proof Protection Phone Bag Coque
http://s.aliexpress.com/viU3ABna
(from AliExpress Android)

The rubber is thicker

The problem is that I can't get them from alliexpress, I need to get them from a Australian ebay seller because I need them to arrive quickly

I got told about this yesterday, let me die :^)

Rip

'Oh yeah, we've got new starters coming january 3rd'

dropping stacks mate

bloody hell

Company Money :^)

wew

How much they gave you?

AUD$1500?

Gotta hope this doesn't backfire in your face

shoo shoo, zukk stinky chinky

I was like "Why the fuck are we buying $600 Samshit S5, let me put a proposal together"

So I did and they were like, "get two Oukutel K10000, two note 3's and two note 4's and we'll trial them"

So basically no budget

Good shit man

Also gonna be getting three Mi Pad 2's

xiaomi note 3?

Hopefully they don't blow in your face

But those phones are pretty safe bets

Well Xiaomi Redmi Note 3's if you want to be precise @Windatica

>samshit s5s cost aud$600

>ok mate

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No 3/32GB models?

What?

I'd be a tad worried if you are getting 2/16GB models

They are just going to project managers, so it isn't too stressful

Even so

I'd prefer the security of more RAM, especially for workplace usage

I'll do that in the future, these are more of a trial run, so it's all good, frankly, anything is better than the ones they currently have

ZTE T83's

oh god

>dies internally

Honestly it's digusting

Like Telstra branded ones

Is your workplace a construction site or something?

We do earthworks, like roads, subdivisions and subcontracting for mining companies

http://i.imgur.com/9unfFH5.gif?noredirect

I'd agree with the Ouiktel here, but not the Xiaomi

shoo shoo, DeltaSniper1000 stinky chinky

Oukektel will be going out to minesites where the REAL tech illiterates live

Also fuck that

Aussie is fucking boiling

Yep

>live in temperate NZ

woo

>never goes above 30c

Hows the exchange rate?

1 NZD : AUD 0.95

ah fak

ur gaining

ecks dee

I think our USD is garbage tho

Oh wow that's fucking trash

1 NZD : 0.69 USD

72c here

But yeah, theres kinda like three tiers of phones

K10000: Mining and people who go out to sites
Note 3: Office workers
Note 4: Managers

Ah I see

Xiaomi won't see much heavy use I guess

Good choice then

Exactly, cushy work for it

K10k's will take years for that battery to drain

I know, and people out on site will probably not even use them during the day, so I honestly think around 15 days could be possible

I'd like to know those figures if possible

Real world use

Yeah, I plan to get them off them, gotta wait for them to arrive

Although someone on the thread has probably already done them

I mean, not with our users, who barely use them when they are out on site

Calls, emails and texts, probably literally nothing else

And not really while working

Yeah, it's not like you can use the internet in Aussie

Seriously, 12TB cap for a 50/20 plan, and it costs AUD$200?

>excellent scam mate

I just spent $350 on christmas dinner and booze. No more chinkshit for me for a while... <:AnimeThump:243574112839139329>

>paying for your own Christmas dinner

Well, homeless people used to throw bricks through the windows on christmas eve in england so they could get christmas dinner in the cells

You can get a free dinner at the city mission : ^)

My local chink grocer was playing Hatsune Miku Christmas carols kek

$90 of that was on 4.5 litres of sherry

Gonna get so wasted

Snoopys christmas was on in the Countdown I went to

Horrid song

They're off the hook at Christmas

http://www.liquorland.co.nz/Old-Masters-Cream-Sherry-15L-P110687.aspx

That stuff is amazing

Went through 2 bottles on christmas last year. Trying 3 this year

All of my current chinkshit orders have been shipped and have activity on the trackers, so that is good.

Good luck

Got my last Christmas package yesterday

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MEGIR-casual-chronograph-military-water-resistant-quartz-watch-men-luminous-canvas-strap-wristwatch-2011-free-shipping/32462699975.html

Thinking of getting that. Looks nice enough

@myuutsu Sorry, had to sort some stuff out.

I get 100/20 Unlimited for $99/month

If I buy now, can i get my aliexpress order in by Christmas 2019?

Got my chink controller for mobile gaming

it's alright, configuring it to be used with RetroArch was simple

@NoFunAllowed I'm tempted to pick one of those up. Looks really nice.

Especially since I'm too cheap for a Seiko.

Ah ok

Same speed

NZD$74

@Bad Decisions https://www.aliexpress.com/item/megir-2032/32735114031.html MEGIR has some interesting watches, lel

They also have a $2 off coupon on orders more than $30

@RaccoonBro you could be lucky and maybe 2020, but 2025 is usually around it.

Best to plan for 2029 imo but ask thread

I bought a Galax 6GB 1060 today along with a 750w Silverstone PSU
Shame I GOTTA BOTTLENECK IT WITH MY FX4300

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-38400222

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>Alibaba was taken off the list four years ago, but US authorities say the firm's online platform Taobao is used to sell "high levels" of fake goods.

Duh

🤔

shoo shoo, rhenvar stinky chinky

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I GOT MORE CHINKSHIT FOR WORK

alright lads http://i.imgur.com/KwXW7yZ.png

i literally have no use for another mouse but fuck man, why not

using a steelseries on our media server right now since it wasn't gonna get used otherwise :^)

>0.99
Gee I wonder why it's so cheap? Probably because its shit

@Archy chink **shit** general