汉语是太好了

CHING CHONG PING LING

青虫平陵

RICE RICE HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE

汉语是太好了

>copy-pasting what I said

青虫平陵

stop copying me : ^)

tell the chings to stop harvesting falun gong organs or else im going to assassinate xi jinping

>tfw I think I'm autistic enough to become proficient in mandarin

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

the dark lord has arisen

there we go

KNOCK KNOCK

IT'S ME GOKU

KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized, Vegeta was the first man to fuck a sex robot.

Muh nigga

guys

something important

i need a new notebook

should be cheap

nice thx for sharing

np m8

oh is this a blog

yes

my blog

actually

hosted at Tumblr smh

Krillin married a sex robot

That's beta as fuck

meta

or is it meta???

So do I actually, but I'll probably buy the Thinkpad X230

hm

i actually thought about that too

/g/enpai said it's okay

Imagine being happily married to a realdoll

what a horrendous life

/pol/ack said Thinkpads are bad because from China not America

And I edit videos so apparently this is the cheapest option

so idk

should I trust /pol/ or /g/

/g/

But you can still make them great again

or should I say

/g/reat

/pol/ is a satire board

:^)

/pol/ is reality]

and /biz/ said i should invest into lenovo shares or sth idk

was not helpful

You could I guess

I don't have enough to invest in anything

at the moment, at least

Invest in Xiaomi and shill it online

it'll be an epic prank

my friends said i should get the new macbook pro when we were at Starbucks today though....

Get the touch bar one to impress the 20-year-old Baristas

ya

i mean i have a problem with thinkpads because a lot of men use them and oppress women with that also i need a good pc for coding for my CS study :))

Be like "yo get me dat free frappucino bitch"

"n chekkout mah discock"

oh you have a macbook too!!

>only joined one server
Fugin normies

what is a normie :)

Sheeples

Starbaacks

oh OK thanks for the explanation spije!

To be fair though, it's kinda cool that FCP has the ability to edit and export 5K video

Hello everyone

hayo

x230 has chiclet keyboard

nice

wew

is that less or more than usual

More than usual

also

feels weird that theres so many people online and only a few who chat

https://my.mixtape.moe/ffkoaz.png

that's the nature of 4chan

tried pressing prune

realised I had your pic open

dont do that

actually

8)

because?

uh because that's not really a nice thing to do

i thought this was the anti irc, so idlers should be punished, aye?

no

did anyone else get memed on that fasttech deal?

@vulc still a chance they're real

two are gifts so i guess I'll wait and see

<@257273392724443136> let me guess you're here to shout how shit Comfy's videos are

Gonna go buy like 10 whoppers now >ok

hungry jacks is ass

my chink sugru came in

chinklish was printed on the package and on the foil containers, despite how different (and professional) it looks

shoo shoo, Anoooooooon stinky chinky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1GQaTGGAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSRb3Z4oWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al-O3jDVzcA

so fakes do exist

should be easily identifiable though

https://youtu.be/CuGLWzFt-LY?t=86

the JBL logo on the sides is its biggest giveaway

and a micro sd slot for some

alright so they're fake

feel free to cancel your order or just charge back

the Fasttech listing claims it has a Micro SD slot

so it's a guaranteed fake JBL Speaker

free chink speakers in a couple of weeks wew

i wonder how the fake shure 215s are

Are the chink speakers gonna sound the same or be acceptable. Or are they shit

Watches are good to buy on aliexpress, right?

not fake casios

those are SHIT

just get a real one

i dont know about the legit chink brands

like skmei.. etc

I'm getting a nice watch locally

Real Casio is dirt cheap

I just want a cheap one for work

get a real casio then

The Sanda watch I'm using ain't too bad

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Watch-Digital-Business-Watch-Waterproof-Multifunction-Stainless-Steel-LED-Digital-Watches-men-s-Wristwatch/32727453587.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.238.8iron0&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_9094_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_426_10073_10103_10102_10096_10052_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=8a31854e-6db6-4de1-836b-cf8f4c53e92d

I'll probably order a few of those

Sorry for the long link

Curren is supposedly okay, I have one coming in the mail

wtf

those are shit

you are making a mistake

Could get the real deal for $8 more, if even that

i bought one and it los 30 minuets a day

Kek

i mean it was 2 bux

That is indeed shit

im just warning you

don't do it

just buy a real silver or black casio

+- 30 minutes a day

or buy a gold one and swap out the casing

Now that's something to brag about

This is the one I'm getting, probably

@Exite they sound similar but not quite

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Skmei-Watches-Men-LED-Digital-Military-Watch-Man-Dive-50M-Sport-Watch-Fashion-Outdoor/32503651530.html

How's the lighting on this type of watch?

check the review images

Oh right

Thanks, mate

i think skmei is pretty legit, they have good reviews on amazon

also i think they have a rose gold/brass casio retro

I want to order a 27 MHz antenna

And I'll be ordering that

https://aliexpress.com/store/product/18650-power-bank-box-battery-case-external-charger-DIY-box-high-capacity-power-bank-for-cellphones/2214100_32716533627.html

so just put in your own batteries?

Yep

I have like 4 power banks from china already

Running out of 18650s

One of them is cool because you can change the output voltage

It has an output barrel plug, 5.5x2.1

You can set the voltage to 12,9,6,5,3.7V

Waiting for barrel connectors now

so just like any ordinary batteries or special akkus?

it's fucking 18650's

if you don't know what that is, don't buy it.

i dont want to buy, i just ask what it is

18650

google it.

on it

are you korean

who

the jhwh guy?

I'd guess german, since he said Akku

i cant seem to find any reason to purchase cellphone vr devices

anyone use it for something cool?

it's porn

nothing else

just so you dont have to hold your phone while you have a wank?

vr porn

where you can look around

it's kinda meh

there are dozens of cheap chink ripoffs, so i was hoping there was other cool stuff

itd be a good christmas gift for normie family members

there's some novelty apps

but it's 99% porn

what about for an 11 year old? bunch of kiddie games available?

no

but he'll enjoy the porn.

its a girl T_T

she'll enjoy the porn.

it's the phase where grills get penisneid

so looking down on a dick makes them feel superior

even if it's just vr

kek

nah shes my gf, so i dont want anything like that

>she's 11

>she's my gf

wat

chinkgrill?

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

dont worry its ok

her dad and i work together

Where do I get a chink girl?

Can't find on aliexpress

so is she actually your gf or are you the creepy work acquintance that always gets a bit too touchy-feely

im her justin wong

finding a chinkgirl is really easy in china, kreppy. but unfortunately they dont ship intl.

yeah, I noticed how swarmed I get with chinkgrills even on something like Hellotalk

like, I made a profile, nothing in it, within 20 minutes i have 10 chinkgrills throwing themselves at me because I'm a mountain jew

they always say 早上好 and 晚安 like real qts, no matter if we talked or not that day : ^)

probably bots or scammers

dont trust them

nah

im sure youre cute though

neither bots nor scammers

they just want sum german skillz

the only thing they're trying to scam out of me is talking to me in german

ah nice

i just bought some fidget cubes, simpsons dolls, and a starry night puzzle

the simpsons dolls look fake as shit, cant wait to see their actual quality haha

from taobao?

yeah

neato

well i gotta go to shlep tho

is of late

he

y

what's the best shipping? sunyou, china post, sf economic?

the free one

they're all free

well, i've had both my fastest and my slowest package come through china post iirc

definitely not sunyou

singapore post is okay, but takes longer

china post takes anywhere from a week to a month, in my experience

@Tribit thanks for the info, i just cancelled the order, dont want to deal with this fake shit. Real ones dont even have microSD either and the fakes have the wrong mAh as well, zero chance of being legit or back door sales

your local post office might also hoard your chink shit, so that's a factor

it's not uncommon for my stuff to come all at once

I been waiting on my fidget cubes from Aliexpress since end of October

The autism relief cubes huh

What country and shipping method

US and Jew shipping

you know something is wrong when you're considering buying 67 AUD earpads

If I miss so regret !

CRYING IS USELESS

aLSO

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Antique-Retro-Globe-Bronze-Vintage-Pattern-Pendant-Chain-Quartz-Pocket-Watch-Men-Women-Gifts-PW-Qbr/914584_32246164428.html