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My gf's parents love me and her brother always wants me to wingman him in some weird clubs in Taipei because he gets attention when showing around a westerner
sounds about right
So what's the reaction when a filthy westerner starts eating a pizza with his bare hands?
lol they know we eat it like that, so they dont think anything
but when a chink does it, they are like "what are you, a foreigner?"
Right
"what are you, an american ?"
i can imagine that situation in my head .. oh god
Maybe I should stick to Taiwan
Taiwan seems to be #1
Taiwan has all the old chinese culture, with influences from japan, korea, singapore
its perfect
Taiwan is better than the mainland any day
for day to day living and qualitty of life, its much higher
saying that, the standards are much higher there
if you have a degree, and are a native english speaker, you could get a job in mainland tomorrow
Can you get a job in Taiwan with no chinkspeak?
yes, but you'd better be good at what u do and work for a foreign company
I am quite good at shitposting
I can derail whole threads on 4chan with one comment
learn hokkien for bonus points
Taiwan euthanizes autists , though, so you might want to go work in greece instead
you'll pull like crazy
I know min-nan basics
Because my gf's parents barely speak mandarin
I just see
Hokkien = Min Nan
I have the Cantonese skills of an 8 year old lol
``` In common parlance, Southern Min usually refers to Hokkien, including Amoy and Taiwanese Hokkien; both are combinations of Quanzhou and Zhangzhou speech. The Southern Min dialect group also includes Teochew, though Teochew has limited mutual intelligibility with Hokkien. Southern Min is not mutually intelligible with Eastern Min, Cantonese, or Standard Chinese.```
in fact, I have a 250-300 words vocabulary
chinese tourists take their bad habits with them
It's not even the most useless language I've ever learned because I used to work in objective c
Hokkien sounds better than mandarin tbh
yes but it's much more fucked up to learn
no quality resources
true
peoehji or whatever it's called is harder to learn than the language itself
most confusing romanisation system ever
The next problem with learning Hokkien is that speakers pretend to understand you even if they don't
Never figured out why
its rude to ask "excuse me what the fuck did you say about my dead poodle?" maybe
or some sort of similar cultural thing
Yes but if I say "your dead poodle is a retarded piece of shit" you don't answer "yes yes sure"
probably because they're too fascinated about a westerner speaking it
"no not the poodle .. the noodle bar"
in Asia, they treat you like a god if you're white and speak their language, however badly
people believe if kids have to pee, they cant hold it, they must go exactly where they are standing immediately
I'm at work
delet this
done did
why are you in a chatroom at work?
thx ๆๅ
why not?
Did you really just post that lmao
Brb class
^
anyway work at home today
i bought a 128gb and 64gb microsd chink cards yesterday for 55rmb and 45rmb. excited to see how they play out
a lot of good chink reviews
i have the day off today
also bought a himouto figure that i saw in japan 6 months ago for $50, got it on taobao for like $7. (I suspect its a fake, but damn does it look exact)
do they have sharks on it?
nah
/bin
its this one. had the most purchases and good review on taobao (of chink brands)
most chinks just buy foreign brands for this stuff, they dont trust chink brands
but for the sake of atleast reviewing it for csg, it wont be a waste
Welcome <@247677132682035200>!
we should buy chinkshit, rebrand it, and then sell it in china as superior whiteyshit
As a chink, this is racist
It would be like selling coffee to Colombians
or coke
they really like name brand shit, so unless its a known brand, being foreign isnt enough
what's a cheap brand these days we could crowdfund? nokia?
How much of a status symbol is an iphone?
havent had any time to look for chinkshit or browse gumtree today : (
been fixing car and building a breakout box
o shit
ty
or just take "show emoticons" off
helps a ton
:)
wait, what, this is legit?
yup
wew
might buy
tkl
ayy
"โ The computer and cable showed in the picture are not included in the package"
hah
But coffee is then?
looks fun until that usb grounds to metal casing
probs
the pen and that cup as well
so foreign brands have a 17% import tax, to encourage people to buy chinese
put that and low wages together, iphones are fucking expensive
kaetaa you've got to export and then import stuff you produce in PRC (as a foreign company)
iirc
yep, so even though the iphones are assembled here, still gotta pay big tax
any non chinese brand
tfw dad has been shilling for huawei for a decade now
long before their phones n stuff came to europe
fixed my hd-681
cable issues from on left speaker
was suprisingly easy
when will ali and gb introduce chinese gf-s?
Welcome <@247696473053986817>!
Welcome <@232740553341665280>!
the gathering of the rejects are truly a force to be reckoned with @cathy
Did slib take a selfie?
Yeah during the zambz thing
it's an older image
What the fuck is that sticky note for?
his idea of a joke I suppose
he posted it in here and in a few nanoseconds it had been reposted in the thread
slib and marky mark decided flooding the discord with selfies was the right thing to do when zambz had his posted
Flawless logic
Why did I waste $8 on zambz
wasnt there a newzealander here
rip
he died due to earthquake
and NZ sinking into the ocean
Zambz looks deeply underage, slib and marky just look like obese faggots so I don't think even pedos are interested
osu keeps you fit
geekbuying have chinked me proper good and they can fuck themselves
rn3p has been out of stock since the 25th but they aren't telling anyone and are still taking orders
fuck that
wb testtest
long time no see
yeah
looks like theres been a purge here
wew
yeah Windatica got god powers and wiped out the underage and cancer
im 14 is that cool btw
even zombii?
yeah
zambz got poached
pretty sad
the kid was rad
he was openly offering selfies to pedos by PM, he had to go
he got pretty annoying after a while
yeah he got mod powers for some reason and went a bit crazy
whos the admin these days? still cathy?
cathy and tribit
they've made their own discord and planning shitposting revenge on /csg/ now
haha
the drama never ends
discord was a mistake xd
it has been a lot better without them
we actually talk chink shit
the autism that never ends
people take the internet way too seriously
sometimes difficult changes have to happen to make way for progress
Comfy that sounds so chinkshit tier I can't even. It's as if Deng Xiaoping wrote it himself
Those Time
It's a Cultural Revolution up in here
straight from maos red book
@testtest when Windatica eliminated underage a bunch of lurkers flipped a lid and left
probably pedo lurkers
again, making /csg/ discord great again
yeah, it was way too offtopic
with underagers and attentionwhores spamming 24/7
Windatica seems like a great leader
What the
some reason my xduoo wont chare over USB from my pc
so i have to charge my powerbank and charge it via that
not really an issue since its only got a ~400mah battery but its just odd
electricity is weird shit
on that topic, I am tempted to buy one of these water electrocution heaters
>all discord drama related posts in /csg/ deleted
Good
oh the underage babbies were the source of all the drama? i didn't notice zambz is gone. he was such an annoying prick
that "who the fuck are you" crap whenever anyone joined got old pretty fast
testtest there are easier ways to off yourself
@cathy yeah I noticed that
based mods
cat well and truly stumped
i posted a pic of a chinese kids dick earlier, my b
wait why
wtf
Was it trex
was from chinese twitter
was it a cm long
a grandma forcing her grandson to pee on a crowded metro
but shes like holding his dick
Oh yea I saw it
lolwtf
I mean u don't want his pants to be wet do u now
Wang, Jet Li, and Ma teach regular classes at Alibaba, at which attendance by employees is mandatory. Ma's vision, according to his assistant, is that one day people will remember him above all as a Tai Chi master, rather than solely as the founder of China's largest internet company and online shopping website
interesting
guys, why are pc cases so fucking expensive in the west? i bought one here in chinkland, and most of them are like $10-$20
relatively niche and shipping costs a fair bit
just use a cardboard box
like just use a tupperware container
or don't use one at all
Because Western companies jew the fuck out of you
you can usually find decent ones second hand tho
buy an old mac or smtn case and fit the components in it
problem solved
^
yeah a case is just a box, I buy a second hand one or one on offer
any of the GAYMUR features are usually pretty pointless
>there are people who pay up to 100 euro for a fucking case
MUH WINDOWS
MUH LEDS
MUH AIR FLOW
the chink one i bought was $11, has all the nice ammenities of a modern case, and has dragon ricer chink shit all over it
just end yourself degenerates
I don't even have a desktop any more tbh
thinking of selling mine lately but I need it for muh youtube
what do you use tom? thinkpad?
Toshiba fagtop
i7 16gb ddr3 and a samshit ssd
werks for vicky2 and browsing
yeah that's okay for a shitposting machine, you run into problems when you do any rendering tho
I tried to render a video on my t420 and it was a nightmare
yeah i do video editing and gaming
dunno, did some work in premiere pro and it was p.ok
if it were more than a hobby, I'd just get a desktop
are there any chink amps that are capable of supplying 50v RMS each channel and also have passthrough for powered sub?
nobsound only does 30 per channel if i remember right
mine does 50v
each channel
you have a nobsound?
nope
id like a decent laptop, but i wouldnt use it enough to justify a purchase. just on train trips
Eh 30 aud
id rather just go second hand hunting
kaetaa I want the Xiaomi ultrabook
same price as a nobsound innit, I just prefer the look
nobsounds are like 20
unless theyve gone up
no they aren't, I'm looking at them now
yeah? i think i saw that at the retail store the other day
ยฃ17 for that one, ยฃ17 for nobs
i bought a nobsound for 21 aud for a friend a while back
fucken chinks ruint me
cheapest nobsound
z reviews effect
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