people flip out if you have bad audio quality

see my somake video

it's really important for youtube

http://i.imgur.com/7xvUTYh.jpg

since the bar is so high now in production quality

and yet gradeaundera is still huge

what is it called pham

@transience aNSWER U ASIAN FUCK

no racism allowed!

that's a good question. It has no labels.

I'll check

real quick

here's the front

don't listen to @mepsi he's got brain problems

^^

http://i.imgur.com/3MqSi3M.jpg

@mepsi dear friend, please be patience

it's from like a year ago

that looks cool

been working decently

nice broken engrish

authenti

*authentic

actually looks quality

enclosure looks on point

I saw someone strip down behringer products on youtube and it was all borderline dangerous overpriced cheapest of the cheap

pretty funny

are there any good chink amps other than fiio?

i do need a cheapo audio interface

inb4 Z reviews of the audio interfaces

found it on eBay

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-5-1-Channel-External-Optical-Audio-Fiber-Sound-Card-S-PDIF-for-Laptop-PC-/361626909745?hash=item5432a4bc31:g:KLYAAOSwvg9XdjSQ

100% brand new and high quality
CM6026 chips,
USB spec 2.0 full speed compliant
USB audio device class spec. 1.0 and USB HID class spec. 1.1 compliant
Playback with soft-mute function
Support 48/44 KHz sampling rate for both playback and recording
MCU/EEPROM/GPIO control via HID software interface
C-Media value added software (0multi-channel positional 3D sound, AC-3 encoder, etc)
Embedded USB transceiver and power on reset circuit
AES/EBU,IEC60958,S/PDIF consumer formats for stereo PCM audio
Microsoft Vista Premium Level Compliant
C-Media value added patent software driver
Xear 3D sound
Earphone Plus
Speaker Shifter
Environment sound effects
Room Size Mode
Graphic Equalizer
Karaoke Function
OS support: win98 / XP / 2000 / Vista / Win7/ MAC OS9.1
Size:(L*W)8.00*2.20cm/3.15"*0.87"
Quantity:1Set

what is there that has XLR input w/ phanton power and also headphone out

most audio interfaces

^

let me rephrase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q6U1ZLnor4

tbh audio interface dacs often arent the best

what is there that has XLR input w/ phanton power and also headphone out *that is currently memed to fuck*

any if the scarlets

rip eng

scarlett is memed to fuck

audio interfaces are usually USB based and there's no room to power headphones

there's no model serial anywhere

just get a DIY o2

so most people need both an audio interface and a headphone amp

or those DIY chink amps

I use a focusrite solo, it was a big step up for me

i've used one of those

breddy nice

but more that my old interface had constant monitoring on and it wouldn't turn off so peopel would hear themselves echo on chat

yeah it's nice

I'm mostly in the market for new speakers

after that I'm happy with my set-up

surely there is a chink equivalent at 1/3 the price

probably

used focusrite 1st gen is cheap

but it'd be a blind buy

and yeah used is often nearly as cheap

good point

mine was used but it has no signs of imperfection at all

@Deleted User Is the DAC on the scarlett tolerable? let's say I wanted to hook it up to a magni 2

it sounds better than my in-built yeah

you'd be beter off buying a sabre DAC @transience

I have realtek inside my motherboard

theyre like 44 usd

alright I'mma go for now

see you all later or something

I'm not a huge audio autism guy, I think I just got that rep from the BM video

and I only went hard on that because I owned a bm-800 before and threw it in the bin thinking it was broken

so it was like my hill to die on for being a retard

lithu always acts like I'm some elitist audiophile or whatever

@transience A N S W E R

@mepsi D E A R F R I E N D

I didn't want people to make the same mistake as me is all

*D* *O* *I* *T*

oh yeah @Deleted User you sound like flimsii

who's flimsii?

some other scottish youtube cunt

tfw I had an interview for a job before and some fat guy was there boasting that he does youtube videos

and had IRL youtube voice

maybe it was him

kek

nah he a skinny lil stick boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rgbzM8ntU

wtf is irl youtube voice tho

HEY GUISE

GUESS WAT

I DO YOUTUBE VIDEEOOS

GUESS WHAT I COVFER

minecraft

me: minecraft?

kek

him: YEEAHH SOMETIMES

what is a good chinky investment

im gonna go sleep

seeya faggets

I think that little kid PM'd me before

yo wassaup its yow boi fat cunt here with another MINCE RAFT tutorial

OH SHIT SPOOKY AHAH

I try my hardest to not be cancerous, it's hard not to be

but I try

the thing to do

is to avoid having any identifiable personality whatsoever

so nobody can find any flaws

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

this is cancer to me ^

unbox therapy is the most cancerous

It's hard to put your personality in tbh

because I script my stuff now

and I go into essay mode

I think some people just slap a bunch of HEY FAMS AW SHIT on word for their script

when i did youtube i'd only use a rough outline as a script to keep me on-topic

but still did a lot of ranting

getting to that 1 second over 10 minute mark for maximum ads?

the moment you start using lol so random "captions" in place of actual jokes is when you know you have been infected with cancer

tbh the bar is pretty low for humour when your entire audience is underaged

you could say "poo poos haha!" and get laughs

"this point i am making is so fucking *funny* and *important* that i am going to put the words i am saying ON THE VIDEO as well as just saying the words with my mouth"

I'll try the rough outline thing

who is that tech youtuber who puts SSDs in things and talks about smoking weed a lot?

he's good at being funny without being cancer

druaga?

yeah

seems like the kind of guy I'd want to have a drink with

I liked that he lets things go wrong instead of editing out the fuck ups and acting like a tech messiah

lmfao im talking in his discord rn

>I'll try the rough outline thing
it worked for me, but i'm the sort of person who'd always sit and just think for a long time about what i wanted to actually say before hitting record so a lot of the script was in my head i guess

@Deleted User want invite to his discord?

oo this is the guy that put an ssd into an ipod

i liked that series. a rabbit hole of tech fuckups

nah Mark I'm ok

kk daddy

been trying to stay away from "networking" with other youtubers

sounds horrible

CAN WE COLLAB

maybe I'm just antisocial kek

it is horrible. i was part of a mcn for a while and it made me want to commit sudoku

how big did you get?

not very, only averaged like 8k views? its all gone now

why did you quit? 8k isn't too bad

I average 300 views it seems

the mcn collapsed. but i lost motivation too.

don't think i really deserved those views, a lot of them were brought in by shitty marketing techniques that i wasn't aware of at the time

don't get me wrong, they weren't paid for sweatshop views or anything

but eh it wasn't the best

clickbait?

I think my BM-800 video does well because of the clickbait title

tbh I'm too old and tired to do energetic and meme filled videos, I was put off making youtube videos because it seemed like it was all coked up 18 year olds but then I saw some older tech tubers doing comfy content

made me want to too

they marketed themselves at people as a network that anyone can join. this was back in the day when joining a youtube network meant you'd "made it".

and a lot of the views came from people who just wanted in

they weren't like that when i got involved, but they quickly turned into garbage. quality went way down and it all felt wrong. i left just before they collapsed but i could see it coming

was it video game stuff?

easy guess

yeh

tfw no secondary channel with clickbait video game content for the cash money

I had a loss of motivaiton too and tried to quit but I think I just realised that it's my channel and I can do what I want

hence the old shit videos and all

I felt like I had to keep buying chink shit for people to care

doing what the fuck you want is the best way forward

trying to make it on youtube is a fool's errand, its 99% luck

so you might as well just make the shit you want to make

yeah I actually wanted to make my old shit series and I think it shows

I really cared about doing it

rather than pumping out more chink shit memes

it's definitely the best way

if you care then the people care

for a while i committed myself to a news series

and some weeks it was good because the stories were interesting

other weeks it was fucking boring and hell and i didn't want to be doing it, and it was always obvious

did get the $$ tho

>made not a single $ from this yet

shoo shoo, Scank stinky chinky

I wonder if I'd change my stuff if $ rolled in

if you actually want to make dollar then you need some kind of sponsorship

you know how linus tech tips does? thats were the money is

you won't make more than pennies off adsense

obviously I'd love to just sit around and make videos all day, but yeah, I'd need some Linus tier production values

beats being a wageslave if you've got the gig

can't stand youtubers like OMG I HAVE ANXIETY AND THIS JOB IS SO HARD I WORK ALL DAY

it always happens when they get rich

some of those guys make like 100k a year

or more

tbf though there is very little security

like what's their backup plan?

yeah I always wonder if google went through hard times and pulled the plug

i can understand it being scary

no pension, no savings

i think they have some savings

probly a lot more than we considering how much money they pump out of

when it comes to linus and other tech-reviewers .. they could just sell their gear to next fools

you can tell the ones who have no savings

they panicked during the demonetisation thing

MUH LAMBO DOWNPAYMENTS

or they were just jews about their cashflow

kek yeah maybe

think that they cant order that french bacon anymore.. now they have to do with 2 slices of italian instead

my biggest regret was that I had a youtube channel when it first launched and I closed it, if I'd kept it going I'd be philip defranco oldfag by now

it always kills me

I had no idea it would explode

back then it was just pure vlogging

the most creative idea was "I FILMED MYSELF OUTSIDE"

honestly would be set for life if I'd just kept building the audience

what did you close it for

I had weird stalkers

and it was pure cancer back then, worse than now because it was a small pool

so everyone was shouting out everyone else

its pretty adapt or die business anyways

I had a pretty big series of me and my friend just wandering around town

but edited in a funny way

but that was when 1000 subs was e-celeb status

pre-monetisation

yeah it is @Tervy

I broke when some girl did a video of herself falling asleep to my videos

what

oh now you've reminded me of when "reply girls" was a thing

yeah she filmed herself putting it on then getting into bed and falling asleep smiling to my voice

the fok

hot

find this video

pls

it isn't there anymore, she deleted her channel

rip

a lot of the old crowd did

because they were embarrassing themselves on camera thinking no one would ever see it

my old content was garbage

"CINEMAS, ANNOYING RIGHT?!"

but it took off bigtime then

thanks god all i have done is some livestreaming back when twitch did not even exist

i have skipped so many problems when it comes to social media

philip defranco is funny to me because when he first launched all he did was get butthurt and launch into drama

constantly

he was always upset

now he's seen as some wise oldfag

like he'd get into 12 feuds at once

over nothing

kek

he was the kind of guy like OKAY GUYS THAT'S IT I QUIT YOUTUBE

then come back when he'd calm down

lmaoo

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Filthywhore

this was the top subbed when I was doing it

then people found her porn

and she deleted her channel

i miss the days when you could legitimately grow an audience just by making shit and expecting people to stumble across it

yeah the algorithm buries you now

>youtube-shit-general

does youtube allow mockvideos from other streamers