Wait

>till i turn 16

fucking minors

hes 15 yeah

everywhere

ye

3/4 of the discord seems to be underaged

i cant sign for a piercing till 16

even the mods

fuck

true @Deleted User

this is what happens when Comfy is ousted from power

what are you minors so interested in tech and chink shit

because its cheap

and cool

and ***rad***

they need to get stuff that covers their parents allowance

but

comfy

for real

does the bm800

when i was a minor i was intersted in tech and chink shit too tho

REALLY

need phantom power?

hehehehehehe

can confirm when comfy said

I've already had two comments asking that today kek

i remember when I was a child. we only had C64 and amiga to play with

that video is too popular

"why doesn't it work"

not even had my first job ;_;

@icecream I remember those days

ninja turtles on the amiga

mfw might get a job with a friend from another discord for a day

feels good

@icecream u too old ur even older than i sir

its tech support

what sort of tech support

>tech support

pajeet stuff?

That's literally the lowest of all

i will not call that number

in tech

bc zambz voice would make my dick too hard

not pajeet tech support no

wait what's going on now

>call tech support
>squeaky voiced norwegian answers
>doesn't help with the query
>keeps trying to sell you MAGA hats

its based in the US

@Deleted User thats whats gonna happen

most likely

pls sell me a maga cap

ok

how do you pay

do you accept dogecoin

yes

WEW OLD MEME

xD

>dogecoin

>2016

le doge xddddd

ethereum only

is there still trumpcoin?

or was that a joke?

I only pay via my own secured bitcoin currency I've created on a safe sandboxed server hosted in Iceland, which is running Gentoo Linux with gresec modules.

Also I only run free software, approved by the FSF and Stallmann himself.

write a cryptocurrency that only works on plan9

super secure

nobody will ever know how to use

Also I won't make a deal with white people because that would oppress minorities.

http://www.plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9/index.html

Talking about dead operating systems:

SweetOS

i once made an openvms general at /g/

it's only dead in your heart if you don't water it with love

but only one guy posted

rip

from our blessed techie hearts

but he said it was gud

i have a hpux box somewhere

i was the anon with toughbook general

>toughbooks

so expensive fam

noone cared about my lot of toughbooks i purchased

^

do want tho

90s were the time of memeunices

my house is cold; i should look on fleabay for an irix box

oh those are expensive now

> nostalgia

:/

I don't understand why toughbooks are so expensive

they have worse specs than the average T400

because everyone wants to look like a cop

maybe the weight

>tfw no old Model M

why live

shut up kid

why

LIVE

because youngfag

model m isn't as gud as a decent mech nowadays

is this oldfag hour

the M stands for meme

let's oldfags

>go out comfy hoardin'
>nothing good every time
>meanwhile all the americucks have insane hauls

thank you britcuckland

come over and hang out

you can haz my couch

the last cool thing I saw was a 80s era Sony alarm clock

ayy a britbong

looked like something out of an anime

hey

i bought a panasonic flip clock at the thrift a few years back

everything works gud except the clock part

hey-hey-hey-hey

the clock part is slow

echo man

poundland = aliexpress lite

`@echo off`

:^)

I lost it last night when you shouted "REDDIT?!" with the echo

when is AMZN gonna buy BABA

other way around

when will BABA buy AMZN

so we can have the capitalism ideal we all have in our hearts

no u

BABA wishes it can buy AMZN

praise our red overlords

BABA makes more than AMZN

Robocop can only get off to VR porn

l-l-lies

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-22/jack-ma-if-youre-poor-35-you-deserve-it

or you have shitty friends?

Jack Ma is savage

and looks like ET

jack ma is a stinky dicky

people like him walk over their friends to get rich

well he is Chinese

He's pretty decent guy according to that Docu

all they can do is fuck each other over for success

:/

he's right that you shouldn't listen to other people for advice

other people are usually wrong

if you have to ask for confirmation from someone about your already-deeply-researched idea then you're just being awfully beta

if you have a good idea you should just execute

I did

it's called comfy tech reviews

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE EVERYONE

👍

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i think most people look towards authority figures for some vague sense of validation that's totally unnecessary if you do your homework and rely on your research

the only thing you can question is your methodology

if your method and logic are wrong then well gtfo

If you trust someone blindly and don't research what they tell you're just an idiot

Ali smirk is the best emoji

I see too many people just follow what other popular youtubers tell them

that's all of r/wallstreetbets and all of the stock market that looks to industry news for stimulus which is why the stock market is a hillarious casino

i'm more talking about actually starting businesses or projects

like @Deleted User neato channel

>used to be able to get a laserdisc player for £30 with a huge collection
>now £350 for the same players because of youtube channels shilling them

btw you're never gonna maek money bro

on youtube

that's my $0.000002yuan advice

of course I won't, I don't cover vidya

You can't know unless you try

how come i can't buy remingbi on ali

is that illegal

I was going to cover the nintendo switch just for the attention and subs but I've done pretty well at not being a cancerous lump yet

to use an ecom site to trade paper currency

is fbi gonna come git me

i wanna bai $3000 CNY for playing COUP with

https://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/131357/coup dank meme game from 3 years ago

a dark part of me wants to move to shenzhen and start a game store where i pirate american games and host them there and sell american snacks like some sort of chinese hip comfyplace

>having to deal with chinks day after day for your business

you'd go mad

m-meybbye

shenzhen seems cool tho

i'd need a new lung afterwards but it's worth it

If you move to a place just cause it's cool please don't

it's gonna get boring

and you're gonna want to go back real soon

k

but what do I know

🇹🇼 1⃣

i'd likely just invest and get cucked of all my money

so ur right

the chinese are buying up pound shops and cornershops from the pajeets and muslims here

Or maybe you're gonna become the big king of shinzen

Go ahead and try

king of boardgaem shops in shinkansen

I guess it's better than having a cornershop in China

the chinese scarily jump from gen-1 cornerbodega shop ownership to gen-2 hedgefunders tho

causse they save like maed

yeah the ones buying them out from the pakis are really young

cause they know the value of ur mcbucks

they'll have an empire by 35

start with a corner shop in Scotland, expand until you're everywhere

meanwhilst we're in our comfy jobs getting drunk after work and burning $150 for spoiled grape juice and overpriced tacos every weekend

(hypothetical. I don't drink no more)

same m8

also pay cash for all things

Feels bad

ya shouldn't tho

they envy u

we're comfy

money isn't everything

being white is great

i can't imagine working 14 hrs a day

i just wanna play coup or magic and derp around with computers and my bike, head into work and do 2 hrs of actual work and 6 hrs of `this`

I did maximum overtime every day for 3 weeks once

because of a big move

needed to pay for it

had a huge breakdown by the end

basically 9am-11pm hour shifts every day for 3 weeks

chinks and mexibrowns have the mental and physical rigor and armor to deal with vast sums of work but they die early and violently

yeah I can't handle it, I need to see my friends and gf and such

There is suicide forest in Japan where people go to kill themselves

well that's the other extreme

Because of these reasons and others

they're a rich society but not enough ppl

http://youtu.be/4FDSdg09df8

too much xenophobic traditionalism

yea that's a fun video :/

i wanted to live in japan for years but i decided against it after a visit

#depressing-shit-general

sorry

fuck

i'll stfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GxyRoAWe5s cheer up

already been playing them for my budgie

https://archive.org/details/whatstobedonerom00cher

he loves that anime shit

it's easy listening

i hope ur in a better situation now

who? me?

yea no moar overtime?

oh I'm unemployed now so nope

I'll be back to it soon though, we're planning another move

our landlord wants us out because he can charge 2x what we're paying on rent to the chink students

i'm at home too taking a break after a concussion

ugh

our area is really sought after

fuck landlords

so I think it's best to go

the chinese revolution was partially initiated against land ownership class

idk wtf chinks forgot that

they're buying into the same bullshit again

landowners are literally cancer