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2016-10-27 15:32:44 UTC

Wait

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>till i turn 16

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fucking minors

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hes 15 yeah

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everywhere

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ye

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3/4 of the discord seems to be underaged

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i cant sign for a piercing till 16

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even the mods

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fuck

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this is what happens when Comfy is ousted from power

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what are you minors so interested in tech and chink shit

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because its cheap

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and cool

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and ***rad***

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they need to get stuff that covers their parents allowance

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but

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comfy

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for real

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does the bm800

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when i was a minor i was intersted in tech and chink shit too tho

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REALLY

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need phantom power?

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hehehehehehe

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can confirm when comfy said

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I've already had two comments asking that today kek

2016-10-27 15:34:32 UTC

i remember when I was a child. we only had C64 and amiga to play with

2016-10-27 15:34:34 UTC

that video is too popular

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"why doesn't it work"

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not even had my first job ;_;

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@icecream I remember those days

2016-10-27 15:34:57 UTC

ninja turtles on the amiga

2016-10-27 15:35:06 UTC

mfw might get a job with a friend from another discord for a day

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feels good

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@icecream u too old ur even older than i sir

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its tech support

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what sort of tech support

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>tech support

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pajeet stuff?

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That's literally the lowest of all

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i will not call that number

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in tech

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bc zambz voice would make my dick too hard

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not pajeet tech support no

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wait what's going on now

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>call tech support
>squeaky voiced norwegian answers
>doesn't help with the query
>keeps trying to sell you MAGA hats

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its based in the US

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@Deleted User thats whats gonna happen

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most likely

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pls sell me a maga cap

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ok

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how do you pay

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do you accept dogecoin

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yes

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WEW OLD MEME

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xD

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>dogecoin

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>2016

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le doge xddddd

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ethereum only

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is there still trumpcoin?

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or was that a joke?

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I only pay via my own secured bitcoin currency I've created on a safe sandboxed server hosted in Iceland, which is running Gentoo Linux with gresec modules.

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Also I only run free software, approved by the FSF and Stallmann himself.

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write a cryptocurrency that only works on plan9

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super secure

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nobody will ever know how to use

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Also I won't make a deal with white people because that would oppress minorities.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/241224299979997184/spaceglenda100.png

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Talking about dead operating systems:

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SweetOS

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i once made an openvms general at /g/

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it's only dead in your heart if you don't water it with love

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but only one guy posted

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rip

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from our blessed techie hearts

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but he said it was gud

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i have a hpux box somewhere

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i was the anon with toughbook general

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>toughbooks

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so expensive fam

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noone cared about my lot of toughbooks i purchased

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^

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do want tho

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90s were the time of memeunices

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my house is cold; i should look on fleabay for an irix box

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oh those are expensive now

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> nostalgia

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:/

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I don't understand why toughbooks are so expensive

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they have worse specs than the average T400

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because everyone wants to look like a cop

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maybe the weight

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>tfw no old Model M

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why live

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shut up kid

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why

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LIVE

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because youngfag

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model m isn't as gud as a decent mech nowadays

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is this oldfag hour

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the M stands for meme

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let's oldfags

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>go out comfy hoardin'
>nothing good every time
>meanwhile all the americucks have insane hauls

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thank you britcuckland

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come over and hang out

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you can haz my couch

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the last cool thing I saw was a 80s era Sony alarm clock

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ayy a britbong

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looked like something out of an anime

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hey

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i bought a panasonic flip clock at the thrift a few years back

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everything works gud except the clock part

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hey-hey-hey-hey

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the clock part is slow

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echo man

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poundland = aliexpress lite

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`@echo off`

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:^)

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I lost it last night when you shouted "REDDIT?!" with the echo

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when is AMZN gonna buy BABA

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other way around

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when will BABA buy AMZN

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so we can have the capitalism ideal we all have in our hearts

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no u

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BABA wishes it can buy AMZN

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praise our red overlords

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BABA makes more than AMZN

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/241226150720831499/robertcop.jpg

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Robocop can only get off to VR porn

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l-l-lies

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or you have shitty friends?

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Jack Ma is savage

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and looks like ET

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jack ma is a stinky dicky

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people like him walk over their friends to get rich

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well he is Chinese

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He's pretty decent guy according to that Docu

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all they can do is fuck each other over for success

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:/

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he's right that you shouldn't listen to other people for advice

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other people are usually wrong

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if you have to ask for confirmation from someone about your already-deeply-researched idea then you're just being awfully beta

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if you have a good idea you should just execute

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I did

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it's called comfy tech reviews

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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE EVERYONE

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πŸ‘

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<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

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i think most people look towards authority figures for some vague sense of validation that's totally unnecessary if you do your homework and rely on your research

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the only thing you can question is your methodology

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if your method and logic are wrong then well gtfo

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If you trust someone blindly and don't research what they tell you're just an idiot

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Ali smirk is the best emoji

2016-10-27 15:52:18 UTC

I see too many people just follow what other popular youtubers tell them

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that's all of r/wallstreetbets and all of the stock market that looks to industry news for stimulus which is why the stock market is a hillarious casino

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i'm more talking about actually starting businesses or projects

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like @Deleted User neato channel

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>used to be able to get a laserdisc player for Β£30 with a huge collection
>now Β£350 for the same players because of youtube channels shilling them

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btw you're never gonna maek money bro

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on youtube

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that's my $0.000002yuan advice

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of course I won't, I don't cover vidya

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You can't know unless you try

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how come i can't buy remingbi on ali

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is that illegal

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I was going to cover the nintendo switch just for the attention and subs but I've done pretty well at not being a cancerous lump yet

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to use an ecom site to trade paper currency

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is fbi gonna come git me

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i wanna bai $3000 CNY for playing COUP with

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a dark part of me wants to move to shenzhen and start a game store where i pirate american games and host them there and sell american snacks like some sort of chinese hip comfyplace

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>having to deal with chinks day after day for your business

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you'd go mad

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m-meybbye

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shenzhen seems cool tho

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i'd need a new lung afterwards but it's worth it

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If you move to a place just cause it's cool please don't

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it's gonna get boring

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and you're gonna want to go back real soon

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k

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but what do I know

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πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό 1⃣

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i'd likely just invest and get cucked of all my money

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so ur right

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the chinese are buying up pound shops and cornershops from the pajeets and muslims here

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Or maybe you're gonna become the big king of shinzen

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Go ahead and try

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king of boardgaem shops in shinkansen

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I guess it's better than having a cornershop in China

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the chinese scarily jump from gen-1 cornerbodega shop ownership to gen-2 hedgefunders tho

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causse they save like maed

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yeah the ones buying them out from the pakis are really young

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cause they know the value of ur mcbucks

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they'll have an empire by 35

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start with a corner shop in Scotland, expand until you're everywhere

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meanwhilst we're in our comfy jobs getting drunk after work and burning $150 for spoiled grape juice and overpriced tacos every weekend

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(hypothetical. I don't drink no more)

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same m8

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also pay cash for all things

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Feels bad

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ya shouldn't tho

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they envy u

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we're comfy

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money isn't everything

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being white is great

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i can't imagine working 14 hrs a day

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i just wanna play coup or magic and derp around with computers and my bike, head into work and do 2 hrs of actual work and 6 hrs of `this`

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I did maximum overtime every day for 3 weeks once

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because of a big move

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needed to pay for it

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had a huge breakdown by the end

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basically 9am-11pm hour shifts every day for 3 weeks

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chinks and mexibrowns have the mental and physical rigor and armor to deal with vast sums of work but they die early and violently

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yeah I can't handle it, I need to see my friends and gf and such

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There is suicide forest in Japan where people go to kill themselves

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well that's the other extreme

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Because of these reasons and others

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they're a rich society but not enough ppl

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too much xenophobic traditionalism

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yea that's a fun video :/

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i wanted to live in japan for years but i decided against it after a visit

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#depressing-shit-general

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sorry

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fuck

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i'll stfu

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already been playing them for my budgie

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he loves that anime shit

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it's easy listening

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i hope ur in a better situation now

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who? me?

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yea no moar overtime?

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oh I'm unemployed now so nope

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I'll be back to it soon though, we're planning another move

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our landlord wants us out because he can charge 2x what we're paying on rent to the chink students

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i'm at home too taking a break after a concussion

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ugh

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our area is really sought after

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fuck landlords

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so I think it's best to go

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the chinese revolution was partially initiated against land ownership class

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idk wtf chinks forgot that

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they're buying into the same bullshit again

2016-10-27 16:11:57 UTC

landowners are literally cancer

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