Now

People make that joke about Australia

And I will say this.

they do?

I'm serious

We would if we could.

But kangaroos are upright.

It just doesn't work like that.

>13 years old

I would definitely have hopped into a kangaroo pouch and hop around

@Deltaman >40 years old

Those are meant for small babbies

Shit, you're 40, @Deltaman?

I can be a small babbie <3

I was just memeing

no

hes probably 20 or something

yes 20 !

I'm amazing at that

most people here are 20

@Freeman how old are you?

22 soon.

they are talking aliexpress on lit discord too lol

I know

Kangaroos are too human and I hate it

Wallabies are alright

oh shit

what was that animal

called

But kangaroos KNOW WRESTLING

its like really cute

and smol

and furry

and fat

Wombat?

yeah

have you seen a live wombat

Yes

post personal wombat tbh

Wombats and Koalas aren't hostile

And that's great

But they are not to be fucked with

have you seen a live koala

Yes.

post personal koala tbh

Every animal, I've seen.

All I have is a dog.

what breed

also post dog tbh

A mutt of various Aussie farm breeds.

post

dog

I don't have photos of him.

take photo of doggo

At 3am?

yes

I'll post doggos if you post doggo

I will acquire photos of doggo at a more appropriate hour

I won't forget, though.

good

doggo

YAYYY

you are all pussing out

He seems like a nice friend.

so ive gotta do it

Tell him I said hi.

cute doggo

@Freeman this

Also

About the kangaroo

did it punch you

There was this long piece of metal wire on the ground

If he went hostile, I was prepared to attempt to strangle it

it's been nearly a month and I haven't gotten my shit

It was long ass wire

oh well

Did you know.

@wurstey sweet doggo

Did you name it Einstein?

i only spent £10.50 anyway

One of the deadliest spiders, the red back, just fucking hangs out in suburban homes and people just deal with it

kek

its a girldog, so no

Modern medicine means you'll live if you're quick, but shit nigga

@wurstey what is her name

sonja, her dogfriend is called erich though

@wurstey missed opportunity there

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/60/98/0f/60980f7cf17d282a03b535d6ac38e550.jpg

@wurstey where ya from?

Sonja and Erich are such human names, I love it.

dayum, didnt know that; germany

ok

yes, always naming dogs silly human names. the one before was Jochen

Mine is called Urla.

I dont have a dog

smh

dad is allergic

ch as in that coughing noise you do when something is in your throat

my doggo's named Kaya

Pronounced Oo-la

@Tribit post doggo tbh

it's a small doggo

post smol doggo

It's my people's dialect for Boy.

tbh

Lazy, I know.

p o s t d o g g o @Tribit

One sec

post

dog

ye ye

AWWWWWWWWWW

cute doggooooo

LOOK AT THE LITTLE PAWS

^

AND THE EYYEESS

that is an inappropriately good doggo

what breed is it

She's got a tumor on her stomach the size of a walnut though

Maltese

already had a tumor removed once

I wish her the best with health

She doesn't seem bothered by it

shoo shoo, curlycalvin stinky chinky

@Freeman this

Still a healthy active pupper as ever

@Tribit good

yay

I'll post doggos in a sec

what is the shoo shoo for?

pruned

someone left the server

I'm glad to hear that, @Tribit

pruned, kicked, banned or left

👌

pupper needs to stay healthy ya know

I'll post two doggo pics

One of my relative's labradoodle

Who I refer to as my brother

the dachshund has a tumor

shes as old as me though

and she has lived a happy life

awwwwwww

is that your doggo?

My labradoodle brother is on my phone.

But not my own doggo

r8 my doggo pics tbh

Sweet doggos

tyty

back guys

black guys*

*troled*

What do you thinks of of this, aesthetics wise https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Grey-Canvas-Men-s-Backpack-Bag-Brand-High-Quality-14-1-15-6-Inch-Laptop/32593534711.html

anyoen ordered chink in-ear bluetooth headphones?

@transience ugly and expensive, sorry

oh, it has more colors. black is okay in my eyes

shoo shoo, -chains. stinky chinky

Welcome <@209952095758057472>!

this one? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Business-Backpack-for-Men-Travel-Notebook-Backpack-Laptop-Bag-15-6-New-Pattern-2015-China/32267293708.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10069_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10071_10070_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=5ee7d2dc-3e1e-4adc-8ab9-0db0a9b454ab

☭

why does the bot say "shoo shoo stinky chinky" sometimes?

user quit

ah

@dariken do you recommend any a e s t h e t i c, cheap laptop backpacks?

no

i still use same backpack from middle school so don't come for me for fashion

and lilkely will use it until it breaks (likely never apparently)

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

粽子

你老母

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use 他媽的, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

他妈的 in simplified Chinese

I'm cantonese

we write more or less the same as you would in mandarin but spoken is different

Oh you're a chink

for example, we say 佢 instead of 他

yup

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

:^)

Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

taiwan numbah wan

You probably live in Hong Kong?

england actually lol

Hey uh

I'm having problems with my internet

And I have no idea what's going on

The only sites I can go to

are like

youtube

gmail

and facebook

that's it

anything else gets timed out

help pls

lie

discord doesn't time out for you

faggot

change dns probably

Hey guys what are some good watches from AliExpress?

>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)

post rolex

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-s-Smiling-Faces-Heart-Clip-On-Pendant-Nurse-Fob-Brooch-Cute-Pocket-Watch/32396851354.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10056_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10078_10079_10073_10017_10080_10070_10082_10081_421_420_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=729e6e59-26a7-41af-8d3b-fc57a12ba9a3

your jeans already have a special pocket for it, why not use it

@zambz

nice

I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.

>wearing a mafia mobster rolex

not bad

I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty

I also asked questions about it

he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s

and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen

I could get like 1k on the "street" for it

wonder what that rolex already witnessed

Welcome @HugoBravez!

shoo shoo, marcus32x stinky chinky

@porco I think he just said that to get you to sell it to him for cheap

the part about certificates n shit

Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.

http://www.vintagewatchcompany.com/1940s

which one is it?

I'm curious

I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list

is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?

oh wia

t

that's just the shit they have on sale(?)

or more of a price guide

idk my man

still a great find

would keep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxVIRp6txWA

chinks are getting pretty good at making replicas too

you guys wanna see my crime aesthetic blog xd

Sure

(spoiler) it's cancer

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