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2016-10-17 16:25:24 UTC

Now

2016-10-17 16:25:33 UTC

People make that joke about Australia

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And I will say this.

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they do?

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I'm serious

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We would if we could.

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But kangaroos are upright.

2016-10-17 16:26:03 UTC

It just doesn't work like that.

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>13 years old

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I would definitely have hopped into a kangaroo pouch and hop around

2016-10-17 16:26:18 UTC

@Deltaman >40 years old

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Those are meant for small babbies

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Shit, you're 40, @Deltaman?

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I can be a small babbie <3

2016-10-17 16:26:45 UTC

I was just memeing

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no

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hes probably 20 or something

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yes 20 !

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I'm amazing at that

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most people here are 20

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@Freeman how old are you?

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22 soon.

2016-10-17 16:27:39 UTC

they are talking aliexpress on lit discord too lol

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I know

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Kangaroos are too human and I hate it

2016-10-17 16:28:25 UTC

Wallabies are alright

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oh shit

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what was that animal

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called

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But kangaroos KNOW WRESTLING

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its like really cute

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and smol

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and furry

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and fat

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Wombat?

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yeah

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have you seen a live wombat

2016-10-17 16:29:02 UTC

Yes

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post personal wombat tbh

2016-10-17 16:29:17 UTC

Wombats and Koalas aren't hostile

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And that's great

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But they are not to be fucked with

2016-10-17 16:29:37 UTC

have you seen a live koala

2016-10-17 16:29:40 UTC

Yes.

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post personal koala tbh

2016-10-17 16:29:49 UTC

Every animal, I've seen.

2016-10-17 16:29:54 UTC

All I have is a dog.

2016-10-17 16:30:01 UTC

what breed

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also post dog tbh

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A mutt of various Aussie farm breeds.

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post

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dog

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I don't have photos of him.

2016-10-17 16:30:30 UTC

take photo of doggo

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At 3am?

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yes

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I'll post doggos if you post doggo

2016-10-17 16:31:27 UTC

I will acquire photos of doggo at a more appropriate hour

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I won't forget, though.

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good

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doggo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237613840429219852/doggo.jpg

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YAYYY

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you are all pussing out

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He seems like a nice friend.

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so ive gotta do it

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Tell him I said hi.

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cute doggo

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Also

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About the kangaroo

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did it punch you

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There was this long piece of metal wire on the ground

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If he went hostile, I was prepared to attempt to strangle it

2016-10-17 16:34:39 UTC

it's been nearly a month and I haven't gotten my shit

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It was long ass wire

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oh well

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Did you know.

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@wurstey sweet doggo

2016-10-17 16:35:06 UTC

Did you name it Einstein?

2016-10-17 16:35:20 UTC

i only spent Β£10.50 anyway

2016-10-17 16:35:31 UTC

One of the deadliest spiders, the red back, just fucking hangs out in suburban homes and people just deal with it

2016-10-17 16:35:36 UTC

kek

2016-10-17 16:35:50 UTC

its a girldog, so no

2016-10-17 16:35:54 UTC

Modern medicine means you'll live if you're quick, but shit nigga

2016-10-17 16:36:08 UTC

@wurstey what is her name

2016-10-17 16:36:26 UTC

sonja, her dogfriend is called erich though

2016-10-17 16:36:32 UTC

@wurstey missed opportunity there

2016-10-17 16:36:48 UTC

@wurstey where ya from?

2016-10-17 16:37:04 UTC

Sonja and Erich are such human names, I love it.

2016-10-17 16:37:08 UTC

dayum, didnt know that; germany

2016-10-17 16:37:23 UTC

ok

2016-10-17 16:37:57 UTC

yes, always naming dogs silly human names. the one before was Jochen

2016-10-17 16:38:16 UTC

Mine is called Urla.

2016-10-17 16:38:22 UTC

I dont have a dog

2016-10-17 16:38:23 UTC

smh

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dad is allergic

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ch as in that coughing noise you do when something is in your throat

2016-10-17 16:38:32 UTC

my doggo's named Kaya

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Pronounced Oo-la

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@Tribit post doggo tbh

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it's a small doggo

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post smol doggo

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It's my people's dialect for Boy.

2016-10-17 16:38:54 UTC

tbh

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Lazy, I know.

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p o s t d o g g o @Tribit

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One sec

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post

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dog

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ye ye

2016-10-17 16:42:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237616233040576513/12105913_10208105003206929_5869480180144967008_n.jpg

2016-10-17 16:42:20 UTC

AWWWWWWWWWW

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cute doggooooo

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LOOK AT THE LITTLE PAWS

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^

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AND THE EYYEESS

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that is an inappropriately good doggo

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what breed is it

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She's got a tumor on her stomach the size of a walnut though

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Maltese

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already had a tumor removed once

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I wish her the best with health

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She doesn't seem bothered by it

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shoo shoo, curlycalvin stinky chinky

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Still a healthy active pupper as ever

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@Tribit good

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yay

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I'll post doggos in a sec

2016-10-17 16:45:12 UTC

what is the shoo shoo for?

2016-10-17 16:45:21 UTC

pruned

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someone left the server

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I'm glad to hear that, @Tribit

2016-10-17 16:45:30 UTC

pruned, kicked, banned or left

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πŸ‘Œ

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pupper needs to stay healthy ya know

2016-10-17 16:46:43 UTC

I'll post two doggo pics

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One of my relative's labradoodle

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Who I refer to as my brother

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617916990717952/IMG_20150818_183812.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617918635016194/IMG_20150928_173502.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617923139698688/IMG_20150928_173556.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617925719195648/IMG_20151001_230959.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617930227941396/IMG_20151011_125206.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617936523591690/IMG_20160328_111409.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617937152737281/IMG_20151025_145518.jpg

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237617939812057088/IMG_20160328_130711.jpg

2016-10-17 16:49:09 UTC

the dachshund has a tumor

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shes as old as me though

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and she has lived a happy life

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237618104803262464/CAM00545.jpg

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awwwwwww

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is that your doggo?

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My labradoodle brother is on my phone.

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But not my own doggo

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r8 my doggo pics tbh

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Sweet doggos

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tyty

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back guys

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black guys*

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*troled*

2016-10-17 17:11:59 UTC

anyoen ordered chink in-ear bluetooth headphones?

2016-10-17 17:12:30 UTC

@transience ugly and expensive, sorry

2016-10-17 17:12:59 UTC

oh, it has more colors. black is okay in my eyes

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shoo shoo, -chains. stinky chinky

2016-10-17 18:27:14 UTC

Welcome <@209952095758057472>!

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☭

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why does the bot say "shoo shoo stinky chinky" sometimes?

2016-10-17 18:58:57 UTC

user quit

2016-10-17 18:59:00 UTC

ah

2016-10-17 19:01:16 UTC

@dariken do you recommend any a e s t h e t i c, cheap laptop backpacks?

2016-10-17 19:05:33 UTC

no

2016-10-17 19:06:23 UTC

i still use same backpack from middle school so don't come for me for fashion

2016-10-17 19:06:48 UTC

and lilkely will use it until it breaks (likely never apparently)

2016-10-17 19:08:50 UTC

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

2016-10-17 19:09:12 UTC

粽子

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你老母

2016-10-17 19:12:09 UTC

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use δ»–εͺ½ηš„, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

2016-10-17 19:12:32 UTC

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

2016-10-17 19:13:33 UTC

δ»–ε¦ˆηš„ in simplified Chinese

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I'm cantonese

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we write more or less the same as you would in mandarin but spoken is different

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Oh you're a chink

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for example, we say δ½’ instead of δ»–

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yup

2016-10-17 19:16:43 UTC

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

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so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

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:^)

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Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

2016-10-17 19:19:04 UTC

taiwan numbah wan

2016-10-17 19:19:14 UTC

You probably live in Hong Kong?

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england actually lol

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Hey uh

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I'm having problems with my internet

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And I have no idea what's going on

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The only sites I can go to

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are like

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youtube

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gmail

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and facebook

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that's it

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anything else gets timed out

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help pls

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lie

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discord doesn't time out for you

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faggot

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change dns probably

2016-10-17 19:49:01 UTC

Hey guys what are some good watches from AliExpress?

2016-10-17 19:58:17 UTC

>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)

2016-10-17 19:59:16 UTC

post rolex

2016-10-17 20:05:43 UTC

your jeans already have a special pocket for it, why not use it

2016-10-17 20:05:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237667520780173322/2016-10-17-22-01.jpg

2016-10-17 20:06:09 UTC

nice

2016-10-17 20:09:37 UTC

I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.

2016-10-17 20:10:27 UTC

>wearing a mafia mobster rolex

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not bad

2016-10-17 20:10:31 UTC

I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty

2016-10-17 20:10:39 UTC

I also asked questions about it

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he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s

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and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen

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I could get like 1k on the "street" for it

2016-10-17 20:12:49 UTC

wonder what that rolex already witnessed

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Welcome @HugoBravez!

2016-10-17 20:33:44 UTC

shoo shoo, marcus32x stinky chinky

2016-10-17 20:35:22 UTC

@porco I think he just said that to get you to sell it to him for cheap

2016-10-17 20:35:40 UTC

the part about certificates n shit

2016-10-17 20:36:26 UTC

Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.

2016-10-17 20:36:41 UTC

which one is it?

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I'm curious

2016-10-17 20:38:12 UTC

I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list

2016-10-17 20:38:22 UTC

is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?

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oh wia

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t

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that's just the shit they have on sale(?)

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or more of a price guide

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idk my man

2016-10-17 20:44:34 UTC

still a great find

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would keep

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chinks are getting pretty good at making replicas too

2016-10-17 20:56:13 UTC

you guys wanna see my crime aesthetic blog xd

2016-10-17 21:04:23 UTC

Sure

2016-10-17 21:05:02 UTC

(spoiler) it's cancer

2016-10-17 21:18:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/237685840904454145/53388411_p0.jpg

2016-10-17 21:35:15 UTC

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