I do wonder how long it will last

Does anyone know whats goin with that sorry tweet from 4chan?

Sorry for 4chan users miserable lives

Just read the description on their site

Don't get air blown in your pee tube

Pretty sure you can die from that

ok

I dunno @Daft he didn't tell me. My guess is that he is sorry. And he had to say it.

ah

Maybe it's like the knights of ni skit from the Monty Pythons

Ah fuck I just lost the game

Thanks a lot asshole

Use more than once - 10 - Basically this onahole was made so that you can constantly re-use it.  This is the major difference between this onahole and the Tenga Deep Thorat Cup. The material inside is extremely durable, without any small parts so it should last you quite a long time if you take care of it.

Is this relevant to my 5" Monster?

Tbh durability probably affected more by girth

And the number of calluses you've managed to accrue

And the bend

This is my 1st so I hope it treats me well desu

And when you pass out with it on your dicker

And it gets all weird and sticky inside

And hot water just makes it worse

And cold water just makes it worse

Nice

inb4 zambz got sent to the school councillor for looking at tenga products on school computers

Lolol

Tbh it doesn't really look like a pocket pussy

At least from the side

I dunno what the opening looks like

It's a massive eraser

Probably sideways cuz jap

It's school related definitely

anyways, are you anons using any chinkphones? if so what

Is this what your dick looks like?

I need suggestions for my normie friends

Yes I'm cyborg

Cock man

I'm using rn3p with mokee rom

@bloodvayne nah sorry bru I fell for the big red V meme and just get muh 'free' upgrade every two years.

Got one for my Mum's friend with global miui and she loves it

@sludge RN3P is the one with 3GB RAM right

Loves the phone xd

Yeah

Wait

does everything work with CM13?

No I think Pro is snapdragon

Pro prime is 3gb

I think I saw the MIUI one works with cm13

It works with cm13

https://download.cyanogenmod.org/?device=kenzo

battery life?

Kenzo is the Snapdragon rn3

Battery life is good

1.5-2 days at least with moderate usage

aight sounds good

It's definitely the most recommended chink phone right now for good reasons

People are burned out with expensive shitty Android phones

if I'm paying extortionate prices like >$800 I might as well get an iPhone

ya I mean I wouldn't go that far

but ya I'm sick of paying a bunch of money in general

seriously thinking of falling for the chinkphone meme and getting on a less expensive carrier

@Aerkusa I take it you have a Samsung?

I have a samsung and I want to die

Even chinkphones are going to start having oled screens soon

ya i mean the huwei was the nexus 6p

The opx had one I'm sure cheaper brands will too in time

@bloodvayne nah I have a motorola which is techinically a chinkphone

@bloodvayne but it's getting old

Motorola's p good used to have the original Moto G

and i still paid like $400 and on contract with my 'upgrade credit' from the big red jew

My Mum still has the original Moto g 4g

ya it's a moto turbo which is the verizon cucked version of the moto maxxxxx

It just werks

xt1254

dece phone but I've had it nearly two years now and upgrade time is rolling around. think I might just ditch Verizon

gonna need more data soon anyways

welp

i might go in for a mi4c

It has no sd card slot

oh

fuck im blind

If 16gb is enough for you it's ok

I dunno why everyone gets so butthurt about sdcard slots

maybe my use case is way different from everyone elses

but I don't use one

and I've never noticed it

i think its just having the option aerkusa

For the mi4c specifically the 64gb version is like $60 more

android nexus don't have them because it destabilizes the OS or something like that

So for a $110 phone it's a big jump

ya

im looking to go as cheap as possible

depends on how you feel about clouds and vpns I guess

so basically $100

call me insane

i just do muh streaming music

Well mi4c if youre okay with the 16gb is about $110

Or redmi 3 is about the same

With an sd slot

R3 has better dev support

goddam $100 for a phone, I'mma have to look at that fucker

and better battery

sludge link pls

nevermind

found it

how does the lte work in murica

Check kimovil

I would link but it's too cumbersome on my phone

yeah, its like 4 dollars cheaper

K

ah fair nough

slot for sd or second sim

sweet

my phone's still better in every way except muh type c usb

but it's nice to know that there are phones out there for cheap that are that good

I'll hold out another year

what phone you got @Aerkusa ?

http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_droid_turbo-6727.php

ah

samsung j2 myself

hoping to change that soon

fucking hate the lack of updates

not too bad

lack of updates?

yeah, havent had a update in maybe 11 months

even then its all just sercurity updates

oh ya the carrier OS update meme

I rooted and run CM

lucky

cyandelta for muh nightlies

huawei p9

cm isnt supported on mine

no custom roms

nope

doomed to chink os forever

lol no one has even found an AOSP that will work?

unless I unlazy/brave up and make my own

doesnt take much does it?

dunno

oh

just googled up

it uses kirin cpu

Custom rom support is pretty much make or break for me now when shopping for a phone

scared of bricking it while learning

kirin cpu -> no open source -> no roms at all

says the camera is proprietary too

Chinkked

is gentoo actually good?

need to sell this shit and wait for mem5s

@Daft at what?

Never tried it tbh

just overall

yes

you can build it however you want

so yea it has the potential

alright

have a netbook lying around

don't do it man

don't fucking do it

was wanting to do something with it

Is it RMS approved?

DON'T YOU DO IT

imma install manjaro

have you had any previous linux experiences?

yeah

bit with ubuntu

try debian

bit with debian

don't do arch or gentoo

esp on a netbook

unless it's FSF approved or smth

confirmed for knowing dick

debian is shit

i need something light weight to slap on it

arch

I would recommend arch anywhere over manjaro if you just want an easy installer for arch

you can netinst debian pretty lightweight

yes

but

debian is shit

lol

literally memeing right now

imma install kali

same

and haxx xD 1337

lel

hack da government lol XDDDD rawr

getchyer bl00 box

Wat de fugg xd

phr3333333ks

tango down we wuz lejun and shiet

i bought a gtx 1060

cant be fucked playing games

lemme sniff your ports

why live?

Send it to me

no

Auckland New Zealand

you just aren't playing the right game man

tfw zen doesnt release until next year

amd pls

>amd

NOY

NOT

EVEN

ONCE

Isn't AMD owned by Saudis now?

well the gotta get the silicon from somewhere

wouldnt be surprising

who cares

intel is owned by kikes

What's worse jews or mozlems

moslem

but

the age old question

i dont want intel

i want amd

lel

the world is too liberal nowadays

yes

too accepting

turn back time to 1955

we need to change

nah

back to 1755

buys a 1060, wants to go back to the stone age

why didn't you save yourself some money friendo

WE

W U Z

kangs

N

SLAVES

N

shiet

so uh

who red pill her?

here?

I'm so red pill I'm red pilled on red pilling

wake up sheepeeple

cant wake up

get some chink coffee or smth

tru

nice nice $2.56 for red pills on dx.com

is installing cyanogen on a chinkshit phone easy?

q: does it have qualcomm

>Pills from china

http://www.dx.com/p/zhishunjia-nhx-006-outdoor-aluminum-alloy-hanging-pill-matches-bottle-case-w-keyring-red-304179

getchyer redpills here

You are instantly redflagged and v& the next day

phone must release source code for all components and allow unlocked bootloader