like no shootings but you guys are out there getting mugged all day

poverty

I remember a story my dad told me, it all happened before my time, he was out and wanted a burger, went there, some asshole started talking shit to him or something, then went to get the big guy, my dad literally just pushed him down some stairs and then he was known as the burger king for a while

and middle class idiots like me walk around with expensive looking electronics and clothes like jackasses

>the burger king

lmao

there's poverty here too but they just rob eachother and steal eachother's weed

The Weed Wars

literally poverty in canada is basically a cod free for all

people here get on benefits and there's a thousand ways for them to cut down your money

like if you're a bit rude or late

so people get a few pound to last the week and go mental muggin

doesn't work imo

technically you'd have to be really fucking stupidly retarted to actually be poor here in Norway

thanks to NAV

"let's starve them out, thatll make them less aggressive and submissive"

yeah I've heard your social work isn't actually for social problem

just integrating people into norway

yeah

they'll help you find a job and shit

this is what canadian poverty looks like

looks like bad filters and mirror selfies

tfw just found out my canadian ex is engaged to a guy who runs a strip club

:^)

wew

and here I am shitposting on discord

dude that's exactly what it looks like

guy looks like an utter redneck

storm stop making me go on fb

bad social media man

he's not a redneck

it's a special crossbreed between redneck and thug known as a fookin gyoufie

no i mean my ex's fiancée kek

pics

implying i want to know you also had a special night with my ex

http://puu.sh/po1to.png

she's fucked 3/4 of canada at this point lmao

i've never fucked with anyone fron toronto so ur good

!help

>check her a twitter a few months after breaking up
>"I'm in montreal! Canada roadtrip!!"
>next tweet
>"BONING DON'T COME TO MY ROOM"

ok so me too

wait you're not from montreal are you

no

good

lol

!search 9000 byen

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how pissed would you be

not very lad, was like 4-5 years ago

she got fat and became a burlesque dancer

lol

watch yourself tho

I'm scottish and liable to stab up at any moment

:^)

literally tho i have never heard of a stabbing here

you either get beaten or shot

a friend of mine has a scottish gf

it used to be legal to sell blades here, so shops would have samurai swords

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tactical-Vest-Men-Stab-vests-Anti-tool-Customized-version-bulletproof-vest-plate-stab-service-equipment-outdoor/32267099681.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_4_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2d4c7742-b39a-4e10-8593-ec6ca2f5ce90

was a lot worse then

but not as bad now, they have to make do with screwdrivers

wtf

ur country sounds like one big prison courtyard

i used to be in awe because i come from a small town

go to the big city where i am now and see rows and rows of blades

and swords

in shop windows

didn't know people were buying them up to mug people tbh

that's wild

k well i have to actually go to work now so i will see u faggots later

bye storm

bye

!queue

hi

!play die antwoord gucci coochie

Hi big D

sup

!play Magnetic North

get that job?

!queue

!play magnetic north alestorm

>alestorm

from my home town

really?

I remember when they were at little local gigs lel

yeah, perth scotland

nice

!play weed circulation

and dunno

it's government

hear back in 2-3 weeks

!skip

!np

!skip

>die antwoord

Oh this is something recent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0EU7sb4BVc

;_;

oh yes

LGR

their new album is dropping soon apparently

RIP Motorola

@Octophorpe I ironically like baby's on fire

don't ironically like things cathy

I ironically liked them

then it transformed

into a love

dat accent laddy

Dirigibleful went

!play rari workout

I just love that their whole sound is basically south african chav

with surrealist + shock humor thrown in

dj hitek?

Tokoloshes

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bcVRhGNUflE/UhChpFJyyXI/AAAAAAAAEug/DVjTQdqK8dE/s1600/tokoloshe.jpg

never heard of it honestly

got a south african m8, white guy

calls blacks kaffirs all the time

HAHA

people who believe in them in south africa

put their beds on bricks to prop them up because they believe tokoloshe's steal their shoes

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fa/29/be/fa29bea0913fe4c1824e3998ac2a9676.jpg

ohhh my little brother

but white

anyone #mouthfedora here?

I've ordered one

>putting explosives in your mouth

I've committed a sin

I don't even smoke

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bzHII5WHDLw/TyATsgyWOZI/AAAAAAAAAR4/-0F-5aCPs_k/s1600/IMG_1475.JPG

shit won't go completely wrong as long as you don't fuck up

royally

EYYY

MARMALADE

EYYYY

EYYY

like going super saiyan

makes sense why they all love dbz

But super saiyan is like the opposite ;)

you think their dicks don't bulk up too?

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/55010213#p55013682 is this real?

... super aryan

oh ggod

that's him

mitubot..

step up ur shit

he was complaining yesterday about having tough times

D-man

look at dirty's post

Absolute madman

how dire can things be that you need to spam referrals for 100 autists

he'll be banned for a week

oh shit

didn't see the "vip" bit

How dire can things be if you are still able to purchase stupid shit from gearbest?

maybe he's doing what Awful does

!play s3rl MTC

and sending it all back for a refund

after he reviews them

Does that even work?

yeah

Doesn't he have to pay for shipping?

think it works out p cheap in the end for him, he was saying he sends most of it back and demands refunds if it goes past the promised delivery date

things like that

How do they still let him order things if he's sending everything back?

chinks need that business

well with gearbest I guess they don't pay much attention to usernames

just send shit out

Dirty replied, that's not him

how can we verify

I suspect Dirty is in here but no idea what his username is

m8s

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Refurbished-NOKIA-3310-Cell-Phone-GSM-900-1800-DualBand-Unlocked-Original-nokia-phone/1896771481.html?&aff_platform=aaf&sk=Y7bAZbY%3A&cpt=1465588416167&af=207113&afref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotukdeals.com%2Fdeals%2Frefurbished-nokia-3310-9-10-aliexpress-hilid-electronic-2462012&cv=12&dp=12%3A%3A207113%3A%3A0b009g13kcub%3A%3A%3A%3A1465588412&cn=15727&&aff_trace_key=8461d1e4d2a542169c3da36a740ea3e8-1465588416167-03784-Y7bAZbY

omg dealer phone

yes

>ref hot uk deals

eeee m8

oh shit didn't notice

want a gram

GO AROUND IT

it's top rated deal on hotukdeals right now

epic shit m8

knai

lmao*

taking Awful out from the get go

language is moon runes tho

wot

chink

Language: English,Russian,German,French,Spanish,Turkish

sorry moon runes are jap

look at the feedbck

oh the pics were in chink

lots of english menus

oh not too bad

might get a couple

it looks like they're not legit nokias

but idc

!play s3rl rave boy

Trump hat
Meme pyjamas
Nokia 3310

the /csg/ starter kit

oh wow this place is still alive

can someone make a /csg/ starter kit with trump hat, meme pyjamas, nokia and mouth fedora

where's xebec when you need him

no sharks?

oh yeah

shark too

what shoes?

do you count shoes in starter kits?

why not

did you actually buy a chink nokia lad?

not yet

might do tho

I would try to buy chink mouthfedoras but it actually scares me

be useful for my "vacation" to syria

>"vacation"

are you going there to bomb some sandniggers?

tbh most of the mouth fedoras in stores are the same models

ehh

I've seen a load of people with kanger suboxes

sure, but chinks make clones

which are chink as hell

and insert their own BestFire 90000mAh batteries

chink_mouthfedora_blowing_up.webm

but then again, it's still probably more healthy than smoking cigs

!queue

!play enjoy yourself saint pepsi

:^)

!play versace migos

what's the most common chink mouth fedora?

evod mt3 or eGo ce4

both cost around 4 dollars

I got the ego AIO

might be wrong bran

brand*

cool brb

10,000 hours in paint coming up

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrRNj4tP4Sc

versace

versace

versace

versacw

HANNAH MONTANA

HANNAH MONTANA

you've really gone full nig

he's going to syria for a skin colour operation

;)))))))