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Russian peasant enters his kitchen holding a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig I'm fucking," he announces.
"That's not a pig, that's a duck," his wife replies.
"I wasn't talking to you."
A Jew is sitting on a bench in a park in Saint Petersburg reading aloud from a book in Hebrew. A KGB agent approaches him and asks why he is reading aloud in Hebrew? The Jew answers that Hebrew is spoken in Heaven so he has to learn it in order to communicate after death. The KGB agent enquires what he will do if he is sent to Hell instead of Heaven? The Jew replies that he already knows Russian.
nice
That's a nice Jew.gif
Imma "borrow" it
Black woman has five kids. Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.
OH
DAMN
spicy
where do you find these
/lit/
link to thread
ples
Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He said he would make himself disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos," then disappeared without a tres.
thanks
Well
I get the joke and all
Like
The last one
But I didn't laugh, though
same, but at least I smiled
What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Five niggers in a Cadillac drive off a cliff to their deaths. What's wrong with this picture?
Answer: Goddamn Cadillac holds six.
>Mexicans
>Playing basket
I don't even need to read the next one to know that it's shit
AHHAA NICE ONE ZAMBZ
Go refine your memes, young'un
REPOSTING LIT JOKES
SO FUNAY
YES XDDDD
>wsg memes
too far
too deep
D E E P
DU DU DU
DUUDUDUDU
DU DU DU DU
DUDUDUDUDUD
DU DU DU DU DU
DUDUDUDUDUDU
dis shit sweet as hell
HAHA
is this place white nationalist?
no
look on the left, there's a /pol/ channel
this is a trolley modding community
sennheiser i80s on ebay
ยฃ20
from china
with a broken fake snennheiser logo
10 people have bought it
have htey been chinked?
most likely
i want to turn a computer monitor into a bedroom tv, suggestions?
Do it well
was thinking either a cheap android stick or a raspberry
I mean you could do that. It would probably be pretty shit as a tv tho
why?
A rpi doesnt do h256 and therefore can barely push 1080p resolution playing back video
i think the rpi 3 is more than capable of that with the exception of hevc 10bit etc
maybe something like that is better for the purpose
good night asscrackers <3
You are probably better off just buying a chromecast unless you want to linux the fux out of your shit
hey guyz its a newbie here how do i run windows 10 on my raspberry pi
i wanna play some steam games but when i download windows 10 i dont see the desktop
is it broken or something
Wag1
Its really easy to run w10 on a raspberry pi
You just need to do this one simple trick
All you need is cut and paste sys32 onto an SD card
And then u delete it
LMAO
MICROSOFT HATES HIM
guys
real talk
You can't
is there a way to remove the botnet on a iphone
bc it would be a much more secure os then android since non jailbroken apps are all sandboxed
There's a shitposting chat
also i was just memeing about raspberry pi
Secure against who
but seriously about the iphone thing
like i mean
on android devices u remove gapps and shit
but what about iphones
Can't
They track location data even when you turn it off
oh right i heard about that
People kicked off ages ago and Apple said lol
but didnt snowden i think come up with a device that u solder in
I'm currently browsing from one
or snowden and a group
hang on
It depends what your aim id
Is*
If you're worried about state surveillance you're already too late
The thing that's protecting you is the sheer amount of data
If you're targeted you're fuckef
Fucked*
If you're securing against local enforcement.., depends on country
Stingray type devices are increasingly common and can mitm your shit and fbi have them
U.K. Police do too but think they only get them out for organised crime
im probably just gonna stop owning smartphones tbh
literally only own one for mobile internet
buy a tablet
:^)
anyone mind explaining to me how the gearbest fall sale works?
do they just have sets of item up for cheap every 24 hours for this week?
eyy Xiaomi backpack
yeah the 10 dollar xiaomi backpack
looks like a good eal
but doesn't look that durable.
Backpack isn't wifi enabled
no sale
>not IoT, dropped
it's 10 bucks on gear best for another couple of hours
unless that's the normal price?
yeah it still isn't a good looking backpack
it's that or the kaukko one for 25.99 for US warehouse
i'm going to have to wait untill the world looks like deus ex HR till i can pull it off
>it's that or
Man, i dont need a backpack to live
@Ark where can I buy this
gearbest
fall sale
they have xiaomi products
honestly thinking of picking up another 10,000mah powerbank
The watch tho
thinking of picking up a 99c thermometer
@Ark what is the watch
the xiaomi one with the heartrate monitor included?
like 32 aus dollars
I die now
The one in the picture you linked earlier
that was aaaages ago
uuuh, fukken tokyo flash
there was some other crazy shit too
>sources pls
basically searching digital watch in ali came up with LED watches
they looked retarded
but crazy
I need these
scrolll up like three or four times and you'll hit the watch conversation
all links provided
pre ordering two Xiaomi pens
fuck yeaaaah
i can even use goodboy point on the Xiaomi pens
Link to pens
come on stalin you can do better than this
I am lazy as fuk
I should be aslep right now
รรถรถรถรถ
is there any way to abuse this get it free system?
oi
i didn't retire
i just stopped posting
Is the new xiaomi wireless speakers any good
new?
The one that they released last this month
link?
not csg related. but i thought you autists might enjoy this.
Thanks ... for the nivite guys!!
Greetings CryptMill
the DEPLORABLES
Midnight here, biking drunk is best biking
Fucking europoors not even up yet
nice drunk biking
up because I haven't sleep yet
slept
i am up
you fucking nigger
Drunk midnight biking is the best
top fucking kek
porn the musical
ey anon123
?
ill put the video in nsfw
i guess
yours are fine
I meant my one
Just found this in the latest LTT video
XIAOMI KING BBY
memes
whats the new thred
super sleuthing here
yo i just got a package for my next door neighbour, got china post on it and labelled with "sports glass"
X gon give it to ya
i think hes buying chink ray bans xd
lol the sonic 06 frame
Put an order for my brother with an iphone : https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-in-1-Micro-USB-Colorful-Cable-1m-Charging-Mobile-Phone-Cables-For-iPhone-6-5S/32721175634.html : some of these cables
4chan is down?
yes
is fucke
What the fuck do I do now with my life
/r/sports/ atm getting flooded with AFL posts
As a Kiwi who only watches Rugby like any other sane kiwi, this is bullshit, and with no 4chan scapegoat currently, this is my lowest point
4chins is down?
no
it's up
it's just you
"Something is wrong with our server(s) and the site is temporarily offline.
We'll have things back online as soon as possible."
Fucking nip moot
who exactly was the guy who bought it anyway? i never checked
some jap dude that owns 2ch
and sold personal info for advertising
He doesn't own 2chan any longer
He was one of the founders until he got kicked out due to stealing information
Ah
So 4chan's stuck with him now
Chink T-Shirts, eh?
CHINK'D
What a cute news women tbh
@Lawman Hold up, what new Xiaomi Wireless Speakers were released last month?
you should buy it
BUY THEM ALL
got my chink sunglasses in like 10 days
and damn it looks great
what ones did you get
wayfarer justins
nice
are you a woman
hot grill
> tfw chatting with lesbian lautvian and roidclit australian
Feels strange mayne
But they funny
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