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2016-09-12 15:50:44 UTC

Russian peasant enters his kitchen holding a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig I'm fucking," he announces.
"That's not a pig, that's a duck," his wife replies.
"I wasn't talking to you."

2016-09-12 15:51:29 UTC

A Jew is sitting on a bench in a park in Saint Petersburg reading aloud from a book in Hebrew. A KGB agent approaches him and asks why he is reading aloud in Hebrew? The Jew answers that Hebrew is spoken in Heaven so he has to learn it in order to communicate after death. The KGB agent enquires what he will do if he is sent to Hell instead of Heaven? The Jew replies that he already knows Russian.

2016-09-12 15:53:46 UTC

nice

2016-09-12 15:53:55 UTC

That's a nice Jew.gif

2016-09-12 15:53:59 UTC

Imma "borrow" it

2016-09-12 15:56:04 UTC

Black woman has five kids. Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.

2016-09-12 15:56:30 UTC

OH

2016-09-12 15:56:32 UTC

DAMN

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spicy

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where do you find these

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/lit/

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link to thread

2016-09-12 15:58:20 UTC

ples

2016-09-12 16:02:01 UTC

Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He said he would make himself disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos," then disappeared without a tres.

2016-09-12 16:03:00 UTC

thanks

2016-09-12 16:21:19 UTC

Well

2016-09-12 16:21:23 UTC

I get the joke and all

2016-09-12 16:21:24 UTC

Like

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The last one

2016-09-12 16:21:34 UTC

But I didn't laugh, though

2016-09-12 16:43:44 UTC

same, but at least I smiled

2016-09-12 17:08:14 UTC

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

2016-09-12 17:08:24 UTC

Five niggers in a Cadillac drive off a cliff to their deaths. What's wrong with this picture?

Answer: Goddamn Cadillac holds six.

2016-09-12 17:26:00 UTC

>Mexicans

2016-09-12 17:26:02 UTC

>Playing basket

2016-09-12 17:26:11 UTC

I don't even need to read the next one to know that it's shit

2016-09-12 17:26:18 UTC

AHHAA NICE ONE ZAMBZ

2016-09-12 17:26:19 UTC

Go refine your memes, young'un

2016-09-12 17:26:22 UTC

REPOSTING LIT JOKES

2016-09-12 17:26:24 UTC

SO FUNAY

2016-09-12 17:28:30 UTC

YES XDDDD

2016-09-12 17:33:31 UTC

>wsg memes

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too far

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too deep

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D E E P

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DU DU DU

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DUUDUDUDU

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DU DU DU DU

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DUDUDUDUDUD

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DU DU DU DU DU

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DUDUDUDUDUDU

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dis shit sweet as hell

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HAHA

2016-09-12 18:37:11 UTC

is this place white nationalist?

2016-09-12 18:41:26 UTC

no

2016-09-12 18:41:28 UTC

look on the left, there's a /pol/ channel

2016-09-12 18:41:34 UTC

this is a trolley modding community

2016-09-12 18:57:29 UTC

sennheiser i80s on ebay

2016-09-12 18:57:30 UTC

Β£20

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from china

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with a broken fake snennheiser logo

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10 people have bought it

2016-09-12 18:58:12 UTC

have htey been chinked?

2016-09-12 19:00:16 UTC

most likely

2016-09-12 19:03:32 UTC

i want to turn a computer monitor into a bedroom tv, suggestions?

2016-09-12 19:06:13 UTC

Do it well

2016-09-12 19:07:17 UTC

was thinking either a cheap android stick or a raspberry

2016-09-12 19:13:50 UTC

I mean you could do that. It would probably be pretty shit as a tv tho

2016-09-12 19:27:24 UTC

why?

2016-09-12 19:28:09 UTC

A rpi doesnt do h256 and therefore can barely push 1080p resolution playing back video

2016-09-12 19:30:02 UTC

i think the rpi 3 is more than capable of that with the exception of hevc 10bit etc

2016-09-12 19:34:08 UTC

maybe something like that is better for the purpose

2016-09-12 19:51:10 UTC

good night asscrackers <3

2016-09-12 20:19:47 UTC

You are probably better off just buying a chromecast unless you want to linux the fux out of your shit

2016-09-12 20:22:55 UTC

hey guyz its a newbie here how do i run windows 10 on my raspberry pi

2016-09-12 20:23:11 UTC

i wanna play some steam games but when i download windows 10 i dont see the desktop

2016-09-12 20:23:15 UTC

is it broken or something

2016-09-12 21:09:46 UTC

Wag1

2016-09-12 21:10:22 UTC

Its really easy to run w10 on a raspberry pi

2016-09-12 21:10:44 UTC

You just need to do this one simple trick

2016-09-12 21:11:50 UTC

All you need is cut and paste sys32 onto an SD card

2016-09-12 21:12:08 UTC

And then u delete it

2016-09-12 21:12:10 UTC

LMAO

2016-09-12 21:17:40 UTC

MICROSOFT HATES HIM

2016-09-12 21:17:43 UTC

guys

2016-09-12 21:17:47 UTC

real talk

2016-09-12 21:17:53 UTC

You can't

2016-09-12 21:17:57 UTC

is there a way to remove the botnet on a iphone

2016-09-12 21:18:17 UTC

bc it would be a much more secure os then android since non jailbroken apps are all sandboxed

2016-09-12 21:18:24 UTC

There's a shitposting chat

2016-09-12 21:18:34 UTC

also i was just memeing about raspberry pi

2016-09-12 21:19:04 UTC

Secure against who

2016-09-12 21:19:04 UTC

but seriously about the iphone thing

2016-09-12 21:19:16 UTC

like i mean

2016-09-12 21:19:25 UTC

on android devices u remove gapps and shit

2016-09-12 21:19:28 UTC

but what about iphones

2016-09-12 21:19:50 UTC

Can't

2016-09-12 21:20:01 UTC

They track location data even when you turn it off

2016-09-12 21:20:10 UTC

oh right i heard about that

2016-09-12 21:20:16 UTC

People kicked off ages ago and Apple said lol

2016-09-12 21:20:27 UTC

but didnt snowden i think come up with a device that u solder in

2016-09-12 21:20:32 UTC

I'm currently browsing from one

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or snowden and a group

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hang on

2016-09-12 21:23:20 UTC

It depends what your aim id

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Is*

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If you're worried about state surveillance you're already too late

2016-09-12 21:24:34 UTC

The thing that's protecting you is the sheer amount of data

2016-09-12 21:24:42 UTC

If you're targeted you're fuckef

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Fucked*

2016-09-12 21:25:11 UTC

If you're securing against local enforcement.., depends on country

2016-09-12 21:25:41 UTC

Stingray type devices are increasingly common and can mitm your shit and fbi have them

2016-09-12 21:25:59 UTC

U.K. Police do too but think they only get them out for organised crime

2016-09-12 21:29:33 UTC

im probably just gonna stop owning smartphones tbh

2016-09-12 21:32:22 UTC

literally only own one for mobile internet

2016-09-12 23:56:33 UTC

buy a tablet

2016-09-12 23:56:35 UTC

:^)

2016-09-13 00:08:41 UTC

anyone mind explaining to me how the gearbest fall sale works?

2016-09-13 00:08:51 UTC

do they just have sets of item up for cheap every 24 hours for this week?

2016-09-13 00:11:21 UTC

eyy Xiaomi backpack

2016-09-13 00:11:42 UTC

yeah the 10 dollar xiaomi backpack

2016-09-13 00:11:47 UTC

looks like a good eal

2016-09-13 00:11:52 UTC

but doesn't look that durable.

2016-09-13 00:11:57 UTC

Backpack isn't wifi enabled

2016-09-13 00:12:05 UTC

no sale

2016-09-13 00:12:08 UTC

>not IoT, dropped

2016-09-13 00:12:14 UTC

it's 10 bucks on gear best for another couple of hours

2016-09-13 00:12:31 UTC

unless that's the normal price?

2016-09-13 00:12:32 UTC

yeah it still isn't a good looking backpack

2016-09-13 00:12:45 UTC

it's that or the kaukko one for 25.99 for US warehouse

2016-09-13 00:12:48 UTC

i'm going to have to wait untill the world looks like deus ex HR till i can pull it off

2016-09-13 00:13:03 UTC

>it's that or
Man, i dont need a backpack to live

2016-09-13 00:14:29 UTC

@Ark where can I buy this

2016-09-13 00:14:34 UTC

gearbest

2016-09-13 00:14:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225046544829775872/2012-Fashion-Blue-Binary-LED-Watch-Mens-NEW-Shinshoku.jpg

2016-09-13 00:14:38 UTC

fall sale

2016-09-13 00:14:42 UTC

they have xiaomi products

2016-09-13 00:14:54 UTC

honestly thinking of picking up another 10,000mah powerbank

2016-09-13 00:15:12 UTC

The watch tho

2016-09-13 00:15:51 UTC

thinking of picking up a 99c thermometer

2016-09-13 00:16:53 UTC

@Ark what is the watch

2016-09-13 00:17:16 UTC

the xiaomi one with the heartrate monitor included?

2016-09-13 00:17:21 UTC

like 32 aus dollars

2016-09-13 00:17:38 UTC

I die now

2016-09-13 00:18:01 UTC

The one in the picture you linked earlier

2016-09-13 00:18:10 UTC

that was aaaages ago

2016-09-13 00:18:18 UTC

uuuh, fukken tokyo flash

2016-09-13 00:18:27 UTC

there was some other crazy shit too

2016-09-13 00:18:41 UTC

>sources pls

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basically searching digital watch in ali came up with LED watches

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they looked retarded

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but crazy

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I need these

2016-09-13 00:19:23 UTC

scrolll up like three or four times and you'll hit the watch conversation

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all links provided

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pre ordering two Xiaomi pens

2016-09-13 00:28:12 UTC

fuck yeaaaah

2016-09-13 00:43:25 UTC

i can even use goodboy point on the Xiaomi pens

2016-09-13 01:16:50 UTC

Link to pens

2016-09-13 01:17:24 UTC

come on stalin you can do better than this

2016-09-13 01:21:02 UTC

I am lazy as fuk

2016-09-13 01:21:14 UTC

I should be aslep right now

2016-09-13 01:24:52 UTC

Γ–ΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆ

2016-09-13 01:51:34 UTC

is there any way to abuse this get it free system?

2016-09-13 03:19:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225093109539667968/475d38ad74d5e60bf8828b1a425af661.png

2016-09-13 03:19:40 UTC

oi

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i didn't retire

2016-09-13 03:19:47 UTC

i just stopped posting

2016-09-13 05:02:05 UTC

Is the new xiaomi wireless speakers any good

2016-09-13 05:02:12 UTC

new?

2016-09-13 05:02:56 UTC

The one that they released last this month

2016-09-13 05:03:03 UTC

link?

2016-09-13 05:46:21 UTC

not csg related. but i thought you autists might enjoy this.

2016-09-13 05:49:55 UTC

Thanks ... for the nivite guys!!

2016-09-13 05:51:06 UTC

Greetings CryptMill

2016-09-13 06:28:37 UTC

the DEPLORABLES

2016-09-13 06:53:05 UTC

Midnight here, biking drunk is best biking

2016-09-13 06:54:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225147061945892865/03261366-ac5b-4f87-a6de-12758833de32-570748873.jpg

2016-09-13 07:02:15 UTC

Fucking europoors not even up yet

2016-09-13 07:49:26 UTC

nice drunk biking

2016-09-13 07:49:51 UTC

up because I haven't sleep yet

2016-09-13 07:50:51 UTC

slept

2016-09-13 08:37:33 UTC

i am up

2016-09-13 08:37:36 UTC

you fucking nigger

2016-09-13 08:40:53 UTC

Drunk midnight biking is the best

2016-09-13 08:50:25 UTC

top fucking kek

2016-09-13 08:55:14 UTC

porn the musical

2016-09-13 08:58:03 UTC

ey anon123

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?

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ill put the video in nsfw

2016-09-13 08:58:27 UTC

i guess

2016-09-13 08:58:41 UTC

yours are fine

2016-09-13 08:58:45 UTC

I meant my one

2016-09-13 09:38:59 UTC

Just found this in the latest LTT video

2016-09-13 09:39:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225188587510038528/unknown.png

2016-09-13 09:39:06 UTC

XIAOMI KING BBY

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memes

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whats the new thred

2016-09-13 11:52:56 UTC

super sleuthing here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225222281834659840/unknown.png

2016-09-13 12:10:15 UTC

yo i just got a package for my next door neighbour, got china post on it and labelled with "sports glass"

2016-09-13 12:10:16 UTC

X gon give it to ya

2016-09-13 12:10:22 UTC

i think hes buying chink ray bans xd

2016-09-13 12:11:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/225226901369651200/1473662806138.gif

2016-09-13 12:11:43 UTC

lol the sonic 06 frame

2016-09-13 12:25:31 UTC
2016-09-13 12:34:24 UTC

4chan is down?

2016-09-13 12:39:12 UTC

yes

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is fucke

2016-09-13 12:50:55 UTC

What the fuck do I do now with my life

2016-09-13 12:51:37 UTC

/r/sports/ atm getting flooded with AFL posts

2016-09-13 12:52:10 UTC

As a Kiwi who only watches Rugby like any other sane kiwi, this is bullshit, and with no 4chan scapegoat currently, this is my lowest point

2016-09-13 13:00:09 UTC

4chins is down?

2016-09-13 13:01:04 UTC

no

2016-09-13 13:01:06 UTC

it's up

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it's just you

2016-09-13 13:02:09 UTC

"Something is wrong with our server(s) and the site is temporarily offline.
We'll have things back online as soon as possible."

2016-09-13 13:04:52 UTC

Fucking nip moot

2016-09-13 13:05:05 UTC

who exactly was the guy who bought it anyway? i never checked

2016-09-13 13:08:46 UTC

some jap dude that owns 2ch

2016-09-13 13:08:53 UTC

and sold personal info for advertising

2016-09-13 13:11:05 UTC

He doesn't own 2chan any longer

2016-09-13 13:11:18 UTC

He was one of the founders until he got kicked out due to stealing information

2016-09-13 13:11:44 UTC

Ah

2016-09-13 13:12:07 UTC

So 4chan's stuck with him now

2016-09-13 13:58:54 UTC

Chink T-Shirts, eh?

2016-09-13 14:11:01 UTC

CHINK'D

2016-09-13 14:11:11 UTC

What a cute news women tbh

2016-09-13 14:18:16 UTC

@Lawman Hold up, what new Xiaomi Wireless Speakers were released last month?

2016-09-13 14:26:17 UTC

you should buy it

2016-09-13 14:26:19 UTC

BUY THEM ALL

2016-09-13 14:35:41 UTC

got my chink sunglasses in like 10 days

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and damn it looks great

2016-09-13 14:36:07 UTC

what ones did you get

2016-09-13 14:41:07 UTC

wayfarer justins

2016-09-13 14:42:16 UTC

nice

2016-09-13 14:49:15 UTC

are you a woman

2016-09-13 14:50:58 UTC

hot grill

2016-09-13 14:51:46 UTC

> tfw chatting with lesbian lautvian and roidclit australian

2016-09-13 14:51:58 UTC

Feels strange mayne

2016-09-13 14:52:08 UTC

But they funny

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