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2016-09-12 08:59:47 UTC

what was the knife you ordered

2016-09-12 09:02:53 UTC

ah, under Aus customs all Karambits are considered trench knives

2016-09-12 09:02:57 UTC

so disputing wont do shit

2016-09-12 09:10:05 UTC

and if you do dispute, you'd have to go court if you don't get a knife licence

2016-09-12 09:15:37 UTC

You need a liscence before it arrives in aus according to the law

2016-09-12 09:15:41 UTC
2016-09-12 09:23:07 UTC

Ello

2016-09-12 09:26:48 UTC

@chains @Camphor76-22-2 it's only $3, wasn't going to anyway but just wanted to see if I'm a complete fucctard

2016-09-12 09:51:02 UTC

phone case from gearbest arrived

2016-09-12 09:51:03 UTC

noice

2016-09-12 09:51:18 UTC

@uamee Nah man, my girtl is chinese and I speak it (as a second language, I'm white), so I always charm them shopkeeps into the lowest prices. I got a sports action cam 4k wifi for $15 last time I went there

2016-09-12 09:51:59 UTC

@stealthdorf Yeah yeah it's jsut somethign to remember if you are going solo

2016-09-12 09:52:33 UTC

Fo' sho.

But legit, if I find anything so bootlegged it's bananas, I'll post it up. πŸ˜„

2016-09-12 09:52:43 UTC

Please do

2016-09-12 09:52:50 UTC

Surely China don't block Discord?

2016-09-12 09:53:20 UTC

Vpns tho

2016-09-12 09:54:56 UTC

probably not, but I'm only there for the week. Spring harvest festival πŸ˜ƒ

2016-09-12 09:55:25 UTC

It's annoying as hell that google is blocked

2016-09-12 09:55:46 UTC

Baidu 4 dyas

2016-09-12 09:55:48 UTC

Gotta use like 20 different chinese equivelents, off of the app store, just to get similar fuctionality

2016-09-12 09:55:54 UTC

baidu 4 lyfe tho

2016-09-12 09:56:20 UTC

nothing more useful, I'll give it that.

2016-09-12 10:44:18 UTC

@stealthdorf What happens if you go to a blocked site in China?

2016-09-12 10:45:46 UTC

im assuming its just a redirect page

2016-09-12 10:45:56 UTC

you would think anyways

2016-09-12 10:46:45 UTC

Like what is on the site though

2016-09-12 10:47:10 UTC

Does it say 'naughty boii' or what

2016-09-12 10:47:22 UTC

idk lets find a chinese vpn lmao

2016-09-12 11:01:36 UTC

meme

2016-09-12 12:00:44 UTC

I wonder if O could get the 10cent chinese ciggarettes through customs.

2016-09-12 12:01:04 UTC

enjoy ur 10 cent cancer led ciggies

2016-09-12 12:04:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224862845702111232/13962668_1190548894340019_7645806200912138329_n.jpg

2016-09-12 12:29:22 UTC

stalin what country you in

2016-09-12 13:20:48 UTC

@Deleted User dont know why you even bothered

2016-09-12 13:21:05 UTC

@zero I did it, quite simply for the meme

2016-09-12 13:21:21 UTC

you knew it wouldn't work right?

2016-09-12 13:23:59 UTC

i mean i dont think they should classify them at trench knives but i can totally understand why they dont want them in this shitty country

2016-09-12 13:33:05 UTC

welcome

2016-09-12 13:33:26 UTC

Ty ty

2016-09-12 13:39:47 UTC

what brings you here curry?

2016-09-12 13:48:34 UTC

What are some good wristwatches that are cheap and just do their job?Something below 20$?

2016-09-12 13:48:46 UTC

casio

2016-09-12 13:52:39 UTC

i guess this is similar?

2016-09-12 13:52:55 UTC

fucken identical

2016-09-12 13:53:00 UTC

probably not as well made though

2016-09-12 13:53:32 UTC

who cares it's digital

2016-09-12 13:53:33 UTC

should work

2016-09-12 13:53:56 UTC

to be honest it's probably easier to walk into an alleyway and buy an actual casio than to order one from gearbest

2016-09-12 13:54:45 UTC

says waterproof on the picture of it, the seller explicitley staes below that it's not waterproof

2016-09-12 13:56:07 UTC

this shit

2016-09-12 13:56:16 UTC

extra 4 bucks

2016-09-12 13:56:20 UTC

lights

2016-09-12 13:57:26 UTC

Oh that's one of those TokyoFlash clones

2016-09-12 13:57:37 UTC

>tfw back in the day we had a watch that had flourescent backplate to provide background light in the dark

2016-09-12 13:57:41 UTC

cyber asfuck

2016-09-12 13:57:41 UTC

better times

2016-09-12 13:57:46 UTC

where's stalin when you need him

2016-09-12 13:59:26 UTC

wtf

2016-09-12 13:59:40 UTC

Used to own a chink 1:1 replica of it and flipped them for profit

2016-09-12 14:01:16 UTC

these are shit copies

2016-09-12 14:01:29 UTC

they discolour to their original copper pretty quick

2016-09-12 14:02:01 UTC

first row is hours

2016-09-12 14:02:13 UTC

everything else = minutes

2016-09-12 14:02:24 UTC

had some neat lightmodes too

2016-09-12 14:02:49 UTC

so it's 2:46?

2016-09-12 14:04:14 UTC

in the ali pic it's 4:41 actually

2016-09-12 14:04:26 UTC

full row = five minutes

2016-09-12 14:04:40 UTC

Actually just dug out mine

2016-09-12 14:04:55 UTC

chink brand is Intercrew

2016-09-12 14:04:58 UTC

they made tons of watches

2016-09-12 14:05:35 UTC

wait

2016-09-12 14:05:37 UTC

holy shit

2016-09-12 14:05:42 UTC

i'm seeing how to read it

2016-09-12 14:05:45 UTC

my fuck

2016-09-12 14:05:54 UTC

i get it

2016-09-12 14:06:00 UTC

that's retarded

2016-09-12 14:06:12 UTC

heh

2016-09-12 14:06:40 UTC

it kind of is

2016-09-12 14:06:47 UTC

thought it looked cool at the time

2016-09-12 14:07:02 UTC

guy at my work wears a watch, it doesn't work though, just looks nice, asked him why he doesn't change the batteries told me "why whould i when i can get people to just tell me the time"

2016-09-12 14:07:02 UTC

also if you think that's retarded

2016-09-12 14:07:08 UTC

that'll save you 4 bucks

2016-09-12 14:07:14 UTC

look at what else TokyoFlash has made

2016-09-12 14:08:04 UTC

replacing batteries on mine for first time in forever

2016-09-12 14:08:27 UTC

There's SOXEY batteries in 'em with the SONY font heh

2016-09-12 14:08:56 UTC

tokyo flash watchsand all the watched posted wouldmake a great windchime

2016-09-12 14:09:01 UTC

string up all the watches

2016-09-12 14:09:10 UTC

hang them above your monitor or something

2016-09-12 14:09:16 UTC

lights and time

2016-09-12 14:09:32 UTC

ornamental

2016-09-12 14:09:55 UTC

clip them all around some sort of pipe

2016-09-12 14:10:10 UTC

sexy

2016-09-12 14:10:30 UTC

you could set it to display date

2016-09-12 14:10:40 UTC

and turn on by itself every 30 mins or so

2016-09-12 14:11:02 UTC

i'd have them display different time zones

2016-09-12 14:11:05 UTC

that's it

2016-09-12 14:11:39 UTC

how long do the batteries last on these crazy-fandangled future watches

2016-09-12 14:11:52 UTC

do i need them to turn off?

2016-09-12 14:12:05 UTC

they lasted pretty long actually

2016-09-12 14:12:07 UTC

also shit

2016-09-12 14:12:17 UTC

they take 2032 batteries

2016-09-12 14:12:21 UTC

I only have 2025

2016-09-12 14:13:18 UTC

thetime is 2:4

2016-09-12 14:14:14 UTC

shit really does only take 2032s

2016-09-12 14:15:56 UTC

dont show this to tony stark

2016-09-12 14:16:11 UTC

2032 cost like, nothing

2016-09-12 14:16:48 UTC

holy shit I just started wathcing harem anime

2016-09-12 14:16:56 UTC

HOW CAN 3D WOMEN EVEN COMPETE?

2016-09-12 14:17:03 UTC

>harem anime

2016-09-12 14:17:07 UTC

absolutely disgusting

2016-09-12 14:17:18 UTC

step on the gas

2016-09-12 14:17:28 UTC

does it show me my real speed?

2016-09-12 14:18:17 UTC

i would love a watch with a speedomiter and an altimiter

2016-09-12 14:19:06 UTC

also sold these

2016-09-12 14:19:14 UTC

who to?

2016-09-12 14:19:17 UTC

flipped for mad profit

2016-09-12 14:19:19 UTC

idk mang

2016-09-12 14:19:20 UTC

who would buy this unironically

2016-09-12 14:19:25 UTC

nerds wanting tokyo flash at the time

2016-09-12 14:19:44 UTC

2009

2016-09-12 14:19:59 UTC

so that silver thing was a 2:38

2016-09-12 14:20:09 UTC

i'm getting good at reading this retarded ass time shit

2016-09-12 14:20:16 UTC

I don't remember how the Shinkshoku was supposed to wokr

2016-09-12 14:20:24 UTC

but that was a retarded watch though

2016-09-12 14:20:44 UTC

i imagine same as the other one, shows you the order from left to right

2016-09-12 14:21:07 UTC

8:35

2016-09-12 14:22:27 UTC

can't read it because the operator will hide the tme

2016-09-12 14:22:30 UTC

cute

2016-09-12 14:25:18 UTC

What's with all these people listing RN4Ps as RN4s?

2016-09-12 14:25:30 UTC

Got a package of 2032 with me

2016-09-12 14:25:45 UTC

let's see if this sucker still lights up

2016-09-12 14:27:07 UTC

oh shit it works

2016-09-12 14:29:13 UTC

damn

2016-09-12 14:29:17 UTC

looks like one row died

2016-09-12 14:30:01 UTC

not like I was ever going to use it again though

2016-09-12 14:35:14 UTC

oh yeah it could adjust light brightness too

2016-09-12 14:42:47 UTC

yay

2016-09-12 14:43:03 UTC

dad bought "Learning the Vi and Vim editors"

2016-09-12 14:43:18 UTC

for kindle

2016-09-12 14:45:58 UTC

Tacky chink watch pics incoming

2016-09-12 14:46:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224903503963881482/20160912_164227.jpg

2016-09-12 14:46:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224903666371395585/20160912_163710.jpg

2016-09-12 14:47:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224903703805558785/20160912_163838.jpg

2016-09-12 14:47:13 UTC

nice

2016-09-12 14:47:25 UTC

It's old as fuck

2016-09-12 14:47:26 UTC

how do you read it?

2016-09-12 14:47:29 UTC

I dont get it

2016-09-12 14:47:36 UTC

The First Row are the hours

2016-09-12 14:47:45 UTC

then every five rows are the minutes

2016-09-12 14:47:59 UTC

So now it's set at 4:04

2016-09-12 14:48:11 UTC

ahh

2016-09-12 14:48:12 UTC

ok

2016-09-12 14:48:16 UTC

looks like watches NERDS wear

2016-09-12 14:48:26 UTC

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDS

2016-09-12 14:48:28 UTC

Exactly who I sold them to

2016-09-12 14:48:32 UTC

at a mad profit

2016-09-12 14:48:35 UTC

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDS

2016-09-12 14:48:38 UTC

make like a tree

2016-09-12 14:48:40 UTC

and go away!

2016-09-12 14:49:03 UTC

bought for like $15

2016-09-12 14:49:07 UTC

flipped for €80

2016-09-12 14:49:30 UTC

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSSSSS

2016-09-12 14:49:34 UTC

GET THOSE NEEEEEEEERDS

2016-09-12 14:49:35 UTC

!!!!!

2016-09-12 14:50:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224904457945743362/unknown.png

2016-09-12 14:51:02 UTC

Happy learnings

2016-09-12 14:51:27 UTC

You just do the vimtutor and after that google whatever you can't find out.

2016-09-12 14:51:31 UTC

3 page book, tops.

2016-09-12 14:52:04 UTC

kek its 1k pages

2016-09-12 14:52:19 UTC

kindle pages, that is

2016-09-12 14:52:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224905193559425024/unknown.png

2016-09-12 14:52:58 UTC

about this much

2016-09-12 14:54:37 UTC

That's nothing

2016-09-12 14:54:59 UTC

When you get into uni, 2k books become more and more common

2016-09-12 14:55:34 UTC

Except you never open those until exam week

2016-09-12 14:55:42 UTC

Of course, you can only expect half of it to be relevant, cause American authors have a tendency to shit out pages for more royalties

2016-09-12 14:55:44 UTC

but im not in uni

2016-09-12 14:55:46 UTC

not even close

2016-09-12 14:56:12 UTC

At your age I guess 400 page books are more the standard size

2016-09-12 14:56:40 UTC

Including both exercises and facts, so it's more like 200p for each piece, I guess

2016-09-12 14:56:48 UTC

less tbh

2016-09-12 14:56:55 UTC

but we have a lot of books for 3 years

2016-09-12 14:56:55 UTC

ALIEX HAS KIWI PRICES NOW

2016-09-12 14:56:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224906200796364800/unknown.png

2016-09-12 14:56:58 UTC

poor school

2016-09-12 14:57:00 UTC

HALLEUHAUYGUH

2016-09-12 14:57:07 UTC

ok

2016-09-12 14:58:09 UTC

Wow. That's less than the AUD

2016-09-12 14:58:13 UTC

fuckin

2016-09-12 14:59:10 UTC

"Redmi Note 4 Pro"

2016-09-12 14:59:41 UTC

When only the Note 4 is avaliable

2016-09-12 15:00:02 UTC

Neat. I'm looking for a Note 3 rn myself.

2016-09-12 15:00:32 UTC

Americans say you can find them for like 150USD but I can't see how

2016-09-12 15:00:43 UTC

Use kimovil

2016-09-12 15:00:51 UTC

V-good phone price aggregator

2016-09-12 15:03:29 UTC

That's pretty good. As soon as I click any variation it goes up tho.

2016-09-12 15:05:58 UTC

Neat.

2016-09-12 15:06:25 UTC

Is there any benefit to getting one off eBay instead, or should I just get that? I've never bought anything off ali before.

2016-09-12 15:08:38 UTC

@Phanonnona (EBAY) Probably a bad idea, since they will mark it up lots

2016-09-12 15:15:38 UTC

Mm mm. Just skimmed through and the cheapest one that wasn't a "32GB!!! (sdcard kit)" scam was $20 more expensive.

2016-09-12 15:20:35 UTC

@Phanonnona Don't buy anything with an SD card

2016-09-12 15:20:40 UTC

They will try to pull profit on it

2016-09-12 15:21:02 UTC

obvs.

2016-09-12 15:21:07 UTC

A lot of them are fake anyway

2016-09-12 15:21:19 UTC

I've already got a couple big ones

2016-09-12 15:21:36 UTC

Just buy a MIXZA if you want a sd card

2016-09-12 15:29:50 UTC

I was at the bookshop, I saw a WOMAN with an old thinkpad with an external battery

2016-09-12 15:30:03 UTC

:O

2016-09-12 15:30:07 UTC

a WOMAN???

2016-09-12 15:30:13 UTC

do those exist irl?

2016-09-12 15:30:43 UTC

I think, she wasn't a trap, no Adam's apple

2016-09-12 15:30:59 UTC

No adams apple...

2016-09-12 15:31:05 UTC

Traps are experts at hiding those

2016-09-12 15:34:45 UTC

>woman

2016-09-12 15:34:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224915729768644608/1473265287868.gif

2016-09-12 15:35:25 UTC

(Pls don't steal)

2016-09-12 15:35:49 UTC

what is he saying

2016-09-12 15:37:56 UTC

OY VEEEY

2016-09-12 15:38:02 UTC

REMEMBER THE SIXTH GORILLION GOY

2016-09-12 15:38:09 UTC

I MYSELF WAS A PART OF THE SHOAH

2016-09-12 15:38:12 UTC

GOOYOOOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY

2016-09-12 15:38:17 UTC

k

2016-09-12 15:38:25 UTC

Dude

2016-09-12 15:38:26 UTC

Fuck you

2016-09-12 15:39:33 UTC

no u

2016-09-12 15:40:24 UTC

I don't wanna fuck you

2016-09-12 15:40:26 UTC

Eww

2016-09-12 15:41:21 UTC

no u

2016-09-12 15:45:14 UTC

Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.
He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!
Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!
Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.
As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!

2016-09-12 15:46:12 UTC

kek

2016-09-12 15:46:48 UTC

>peasant

2016-09-12 15:46:50 UTC

>reading

2016-09-12 15:47:05 UTC

its an old communist joke

2016-09-12 15:48:11 UTC

ok

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