"you dont wear fake shit loser?"

you could say anything and get away with it with that sexy voice, Arky

That's usually how i get out of police stations

saying "I didn't know she was only 12 officer" in just the right tone to raise goosebumps

how about you just go up to a normie

and tell them that their shit is fake

and see how they react

turn the tables totally

they cant tell either way

just say that the guy who sold it to them tricked them

yeah act shocked

and angry

PHIL DOWN THE ROAD SOLD ME A FAKE?!

tbh the fake rayban my brother bought from a nigger on the streets is pretty shit, hinges are weak, plastic is painted white plastic.

breddy obvious

but it was probably €5

that's why you don't buy them from some shady dude on the streets

kek a riot happened in toronto

BLM again

chinks can do exact replicas

impossible, how can a multicultural utopia have unsatisfied people

but there's also the ones that make poor copies sold on spanish beaches

tbh from a distance it looks pretty decent

yeah I'm not sure but I think it's literally from barcelona or something

tbh raybans aren't that expensive

who the fuck wears sunglasses anyway

i can understand it if driving

but other than in a car

why

I wore them all day errday in portugal

that's just weird

fucking sun burns your eyes bruh

stop looking at it

all buildings are perfect white

dont lie to me

still hurts

seriously

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Corprit-Glasses-Hidden-Recorder-Eyewear/dp/B012C9AIVW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472678217&sr=8-1&keywords=corprit+1080p'

you have shitty blue eyes dont you

I only wear these shades

comfy confirmed for having style

http://newmedia.thomson.co.uk/live/vol/2/b7309fed835871c3249475fbf10d8353b67b4fba/1080x608/web/EUROPEMEDITERRANEANPORTUGALALGARVEALBUFEIRARES_000172.jpg

😎 *insert sd card*

I don't have them Ark, sorry

yes I have blue eyes

am I weaker?

yeah

your eyes are shit

blue eyes are supposedly more sensitive

y-you too!

wish i had blue eyes for that brown blue contrast

oh the brown hair blue eyes combo?

yeah

that's a solid gets every pussy wet combo

no raybans required

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/707293703157784576/i1_AGDRG.jpg

qt tbh

:^)

i can learn to love that

I was actually looking at getting some sunglasses for my car

but i dont want to settle for anything less than wifi enabled

Just buy a hololens

this guy gets all the honeys with the hololense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywXwyuc6i2M

quality looks pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faqPOO5WhBk

good for creeping at qt girls tbh

"why are you wearing those sunglasses indoors and at night?"
"all the better to remember you with"

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

ANDROID 7.0 HERE WE CONE

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@Jignx Sauce said riot

Can't find anything

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/cne-brawl-1.3742386

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/three-teens-arrested-after-cne-fights-force-early-shut-down/article31633771/

they reported it as a small brawl

but it was a BLM riot

what a misleadin picture, got my hopes up that they fought on a rollercoaster

savages

brawl on a rollercoaster

with oncoming coasters

yes please

oncoming coasters

full speed too

not some pussy shit at the climb

to be honest if i was promised it'd be awesome i'd throw down on a rollercoaster death ride with oncoming coasters

what a way to go

huh

why won't it embed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K95BulRoT68

there we go

Britbongs get Chinked: The TV-series

this guy sounds like alfred from nolans batman

corona is a premium beer?

jesus christ

liters of chink piss

the chink packaging is way better

also a 6 insteads of 4

wow they record in AVCHD on this show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_IaSCgaxxU

i'm watching the bag one

the spooky music is great

"and the bags are fake" - spooky music follows

haha yeah

can't have people buying cheap bags

counterfeit bags

best scare them off

with the spooky music

"you're not allowed to buy the good quality fake bag"

if people want it why not let them

yeah

bags okay

they're fucking bags

the motorcycle suits a bit more dangerous though

i like that they're annoyed that they're being sold as genuine items

for sure

health and saferty risks are far more important than bags

yup

counterfeit helmets

great idea

save a buck

die in traffic

"you've got an entire organised criminal network here involved in high end counterfeit goods making huge sums of money"

if they just made their own brand it would be legal

yup ^

child labor makes it more illigal

that's what a lot of chink companies are realising now

citation on the child labor needed

making good quality products on their own brand can get them more money than just making counterfeits

exactly

the motorcycle suits are only in the first 8 minutes

seems failry inexpensive to do this if you're already doing it with counterfit brands

and continues 22:20

oh fuck it's 40 minutes long

and is about the helmets

yeah just skip to those bits

first 8 mins = suits

22:20 = helmets

"the boardgames are a fake cover for smuggling heroine and cocain"

pretty sure if i'm playing DnD i want some cocain with it

probably shipped on purpose

connect four with cocain sounds like a mad night

haha yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfqwcXNgvS4

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i'd love to make a version of this about china

of that TV show?

"This episode looks at the fake teeth whitening kits that can destroy your teeth. "

http://youtu.be/7TTNrbADVxw dat boi look like he on cocain or some sheet

found it because I forgot what connect four was :^)

the twist is that we just end up reccomending the product

haha

would never air

haha fake viagra made out of brick dust

fucking hell

Not sure what's wrong with those razors or electric toothbrush heads

if they get the job done

10.3% hydrogen peroxide in teeth whitening gel kits

way over the legal limit

like taking a nuke to your enamel lol

kek

I was at the dentist today

nigga sanded my teeth

so I was like

did you just sand muh teeth

but it's some softer type of rock dust

ｍｏｏｎ　ｒｏｃｋｓ

and apparently enamel doesn't grow back

was it tooth stone removal?

plaque*

but you can sorta niggerfix it by filling weak parts with calciium and fluoride

protect it with fluor obv

it was after the toothstone removal

more like polishing

toothstone is done with scraping and grinding with a dremel

tbh the most "I hope this guy knows what hes doing" feeling was getting muh wisdom teeth pulled

or rather

crushed with one of those shear like tools (whaddayacallem)

and then pulling out the pieces

rreee

yeah. depends on how impacted they are iirc

pliers is the tool

if it's going in sideays they have to crack um and pull um

got lucky, no wisdom teeth here

so you are not wise

smart enough for medschool

but are you a bad enough dude

but do you not have them or are they not a problem?

never had um

i assume everyone has the same teeth

no. there's a significant amount of people that never develop them

oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb2go9dkwr8

chink shit cut up my kids face

kek really

You know those slap band wristbands>

yeah

having kids.... first mistake

Fluoride causes autism

Those have cut up tape measures in them

oh they are probably sharp

yeah

yup

First 8 minutes

also a plush with a metal rod sticking out

Fake Frozen products

kewl

lmao. for what it's worth your kid is probably so ugly, that the cut didn't really hurt the resale value

Im gonna fap/sleep now tbh bye 😘

Goodnight

Going to sleep too

hey guys

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this is my computer

tell me it's not a cancerous piece of shit

old as shit

you just bought it?

http://laptops.specout.com/l/32/Studio-17-model-1747

rate my laptop

with the i7

and the radeon card

i give it seven jumping-off-bustops-while-drunk out of seven

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hello

hi

well then

@Tribit i've had it for a while now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860378/Stores-Britain-selling-fake-bottle-Head-Shoulders-shampoo-containing-sex-change-chemical.html

oh no

‘Sex-change chemical’ found in fake bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo sold in stores across Britain

heh

that makes no sense

I have heard that grounding that shit up and putting it in your shampoo does wonders for hair loss

no i mean the sex change thing

how can that even work

it it changes sex it's got to be either malke to female or female to male

so one gender is immune

me too, you ground up hormone pills or whatever and put it in your shampoo

It's magic, it detects your gender and acts accordingly

fucking chinks

well Head and Shoulders usually is for men I think

is it?

I think so yeah

huh

figured all shampoo was marketed towards females

generally helps against dandruff etc

i use head and shoulders with old spice

cheeky chinks loading them up with female hormones