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2016-08-28 22:18:41 UTC

well stop it before it goes too overboard

2016-08-28 22:18:49 UTC

or you will be the driver everytime

2016-08-28 22:18:55 UTC

tfw I took a taxi drunk off my ass and woke up with an empty wallet

2016-08-28 22:19:47 UTC

yeah people prefer who they can trust

2016-08-28 22:19:56 UTC

extra good if you have more alcohol in the car and sound system + drive fast af

2016-08-28 22:20:21 UTC

kek more alc after a party

2016-08-28 22:20:31 UTC

bad party then tbh

2016-08-28 22:20:38 UTC

only in case

2016-08-28 22:20:42 UTC

never know

2016-08-28 22:20:49 UTC

a lot of people here do like nachspiel

2016-08-28 22:21:00 UTC

After hour

2016-08-28 22:21:09 UTC

It is called here

2016-08-28 22:21:24 UTC

now we have mobile pay too accepting payment is crazy easy

2016-08-28 22:21:30 UTC

just some buttons on the phone

2016-08-28 22:21:47 UTC

Party till 6am, take drugs, continue partying till2pm

2016-08-28 22:21:56 UTC

But srsly dont do that

2016-08-28 22:22:09 UTC

No, I don't

2016-08-28 22:22:13 UTC

My body is holy

2016-08-28 22:22:15 UTC

I wonder how much life goes after that

2016-08-28 22:22:20 UTC

like how much shorter your life is

2016-08-28 22:22:30 UTC

Well, I regret my lost days

2016-08-28 22:23:00 UTC

yeah those days of not being a normie

2016-08-28 22:23:08 UTC

In the past I stayed till 3-6am and then woke up at 11-12pm

2016-08-28 22:23:32 UTC

I just regretted it not sleeping it instead

2016-08-28 22:24:24 UTC

But then, here is such a major party culture, you can't do a thing until the clock gets closer to 12am

2016-08-28 22:24:29 UTC

Or pm?

2016-08-28 22:24:32 UTC

Midnight

2016-08-28 22:24:40 UTC

I h8 it

2016-08-28 22:24:52 UTC

well to say it simple my clock is now fucked up

2016-08-28 22:24:56 UTC

I go sleep at 4am

2016-08-28 22:25:04 UTC

still

2016-08-28 22:25:28 UTC

I mean, now is midnight here and I am still not sleepy, gonna take 5 htp pills and they are not always a good thing

2016-08-28 22:25:31 UTC

currently I have 5 hours sleep if I go NOW

2016-08-28 22:25:37 UTC

oh this gonna be good

2016-08-28 22:25:46 UTC

But at least I can sleep earlier

2016-08-28 22:25:59 UTC

htp?

2016-08-28 22:27:07 UTC

5-htp it gets into the bloodstream, througjt the brain barrier and gets turned into serotonin and melatonin.

2016-08-28 22:27:34 UTC

Sadly, it is also getting used by the rest of the body, so I need to be careful not to take it a long time

2016-08-28 22:29:22 UTC

It is only good for the brain

2016-08-28 22:30:24 UTC

sounds like a pain

2016-08-28 22:30:38 UTC

a priest once drived into my car but slowly thankfully

2016-08-28 22:30:50 UTC

didnt take his insuline injection

2016-08-28 22:30:59 UTC

fun experience, because it was almsot as if he was high

2016-08-28 22:31:04 UTC

and I was like is a priest smoking weed wtf?

2016-08-28 22:31:08 UTC

Oh guys

2016-08-28 22:31:16 UTC

Should have had eaten a diet moderate-low I'm carbs

2016-08-28 22:31:23 UTC

or so his appology was

2016-08-28 22:31:35 UTC

maybe it was a cover-up, I'll never know

2016-08-28 22:31:38 UTC

Not sure if off topic but I start college soon and I need a cloud based laptop that will save files offline until they can be synced or work offline. Is a chromebook a good option

2016-08-28 22:31:57 UTC

What you wanna do on laptop?

2016-08-28 22:31:58 UTC

chromebook is based on gentoo ther rumours say

2016-08-28 22:32:07 UTC

Type, Browse, Save and use Office Online

2016-08-28 22:32:12 UTC

Spotify too and thats it

2016-08-28 22:32:18 UTC

Beok. Get is

2016-08-28 22:32:21 UTC

spotify on chromebook

2016-08-28 22:32:22 UTC

Get it

2016-08-28 22:32:26 UTC

bad idea

2016-08-28 22:32:26 UTC

Spotify is on chromebook

2016-08-28 22:32:30 UTC

Web and App

2016-08-28 22:32:33 UTC

at least make sure to get a good realtek HD card

2016-08-28 22:32:36 UTC

Is possible

2016-08-28 22:32:37 UTC

Eh

2016-08-28 22:32:45 UTC

Id buy chromebook

2016-08-28 22:32:45 UTC

Theyre pretty dope

2016-08-28 22:32:49 UTC

I don't really care, It has a good on board amp

2016-08-28 22:33:03 UTC

Id get a i3 version and just install crouton

2016-08-28 22:34:31 UTC

Hmmm

2016-08-28 22:36:07 UTC

Crouton and the apk compatibility layer thing

2016-08-28 22:36:23 UTC

Youd never need abother comp

2016-08-28 22:36:32 UTC

Eh

2016-08-28 22:36:37 UTC

I honestly couldn't care too much

2016-08-28 22:36:45 UTC

I just need something with a good keyboard for my studies

2016-08-28 22:37:15 UTC

>good keyboard

2016-08-28 22:37:20 UTC

>chromebook

2016-08-28 22:37:23 UTC

Is their such a thing

2016-08-28 22:37:32 UTC

All the ones i tried feel cheap and shitty

2016-08-28 22:37:47 UTC

Why not used thinkpad?

2016-08-28 22:37:49 UTC

Also they dont have certain buttond

2016-08-28 22:38:03 UTC

Bc not everyone wants to buy usef

2016-08-28 22:38:23 UTC

Not even refurbished?

2016-08-28 22:38:50 UTC

Its a social status thing if you buy used even tho its typically far superior for the price youre classed a different way

2016-08-28 22:38:58 UTC

Especially in schoolibg id assume

2016-08-28 22:39:02 UTC

This one is goos

2016-08-28 22:39:03 UTC

good

2016-08-28 22:39:09 UTC

Everyone says its brilliant, good travel

2016-08-28 22:39:18 UTC

Thinkpad is too bulky and expensive

2016-08-28 22:39:28 UTC

I worked my arse off doing minimum wage and I have 200~ยฃ

2016-08-28 22:39:32 UTC

The kid with the used ebay thinkpad is more likely to get made fun of then the nrw cheapo laptop

2016-08-28 22:39:44 UTC

I wouldn't mind used chromebook

2016-08-28 22:39:48 UTC

Also u can buy many a good thinkpad for that price

2016-08-28 22:39:49 UTC

But eh not much difference in price

2016-08-28 22:40:01 UTC

Especially if u get the x or the s models

2016-08-28 22:40:06 UTC

K

2016-08-28 22:40:11 UTC

Then they are still thin

2016-08-28 22:40:12 UTC

xxx models

2016-08-28 22:40:14 UTC

thin

2016-08-28 22:40:17 UTC

:^)

2016-08-28 22:40:27 UTC

Id buy a x201

2016-08-28 22:40:30 UTC

Or a t410

2016-08-28 22:40:39 UTC

I don't really -need- a fully laptop really, imo

2016-08-28 22:40:48 UTC

Plus I can sideload linux onto this if I need to

2016-08-28 22:40:57 UTC

Plus it turns into a tablet too

2016-08-28 22:41:00 UTC

IPS screen etc

2016-08-28 22:41:02 UTC

10 hour battery

2016-08-28 22:43:58 UTC

i dont get chromebooks

2016-08-28 22:45:15 UTC

my chinkpad has good battery

2016-08-28 22:45:56 UTC

bought a chromebook for 100 usd and got 1tb free on google drive

2016-08-28 22:46:04 UTC

kinda payed itself

2016-08-28 22:46:17 UTC

I get 1 tb on onedrive

2016-08-28 22:46:18 UTC

Still doing that deal?

2016-08-28 22:46:22 UTC

piece of shit Ill never use

2016-08-28 22:46:27 UTC

I would never use it unless there is a music player in google drive

2016-08-28 22:46:33 UTC

All that death grips... /s

2016-08-28 22:47:12 UTC

you can mount it using FUSE

2016-08-28 22:47:20 UTC

can play any track from gdrive. And I have way too much music

2016-08-28 22:47:27 UTC

Quite popular for storing backups and such

2016-08-28 22:47:35 UTC

obv high response time and low I/O but works fine

2016-08-28 22:47:52 UTC

one thing I hate

2016-08-28 22:48:03 UTC

if you do a video it will waste a lot of their resources transcoding it

2016-08-28 22:48:06 UTC

I dont need any transcoding

2016-08-28 22:48:17 UTC

also send movies easily to my grandma so she doesn't have to mess with torrents. She's way too gullible and falls for ads

2016-08-28 22:48:21 UTC

but sure not my problem

2016-08-28 22:49:16 UTC

literally using a trash laptop I got free right now haha

2016-08-28 22:49:28 UTC

its up arrow button is broken

2016-08-28 22:49:29 UTC

rip

2016-08-28 22:52:02 UTC

well @sertralino I kinda grew up with a few dum people here

2016-08-28 22:52:12 UTC

say it simple both my parents have fallen prey to that stuff

2016-08-28 22:52:27 UTC

both times I got the money back for them

2016-08-28 22:52:47 UTC

one was the most shitty TV internet streaming service Ive ever seen like holy shit

2016-08-28 22:53:11 UTC

and another one was some un-branded chink cremes to make you look young which I would consider unsafe to even try on

2016-08-28 22:58:57 UTC

Yo, Kebab

2016-08-28 22:59:09 UTC

Thanks for posting the murdoch murdoch vid

2016-08-28 22:59:16 UTC

They're fucking great.

2016-08-28 23:02:12 UTC

no prob

2016-08-28 23:02:35 UTC

Even though they use internet lingo in the "real world"

2016-08-28 23:02:40 UTC

Which kinda seems uncanny

2016-08-28 23:02:47 UTC

But it still has great humour.

2016-08-28 23:03:01 UTC

While still being aware of It self.

2016-08-28 23:10:36 UTC

>Man was tricked into thinking he was dating Katy Perry...for 6 years.

2016-08-28 23:10:37 UTC

rip

2016-08-28 23:11:07 UTC

hahahaha

2016-08-28 23:11:20 UTC

you know

2016-08-28 23:11:31 UTC

they only say they are virgin because thats what men like to hear

2016-08-28 23:11:44 UTC

you can only get a virgin in like pakistan

2016-08-28 23:12:00 UTC

and such cultures

2016-08-28 23:13:22 UTC

?

2016-08-28 23:13:50 UTC

lots of virgins round here

2016-08-28 23:14:27 UTC

you know what facinates me

2016-08-28 23:14:38 UTC

how you can study so much shit at uni then go and end up as librarian

2016-08-28 23:15:05 UTC

normal librarian, not specialized one like at uni level

2016-08-28 23:15:15 UTC

learning is fun tm

2016-08-28 23:21:33 UTC

I like how you can take gender studies on uni and end up as a homeless person

2016-08-28 23:21:44 UTC

I have a gender

2016-08-28 23:21:48 UTC

Not a specialized one like at uni level

2016-08-28 23:22:00 UTC

And i study my genitalia with my hanf

2016-08-28 23:22:02 UTC

Learningโ„ข Isยฎ Funโ„ข

2016-08-28 23:22:08 UTC

Does thst make me smart

2016-08-28 23:22:13 UTC

Yes

2016-08-28 23:27:03 UTC

so many useless studies

2016-08-28 23:27:15 UTC

IT specialist? What is that is what businesses are gonna say

2016-08-28 23:27:27 UTC

Oh you learned about CPUs back when AMD was better than Intel? Kek

2016-08-28 23:27:45 UTC

Oh no just old material

2016-08-28 23:38:04 UTC

Well

2016-08-28 23:38:09 UTC

I am doing a Masters in History

2016-08-28 23:38:12 UTC

That useless?

2016-08-28 23:38:34 UTC

Dinosaurs or hitler

2016-08-28 23:43:53 UTC

where you from Georgey?

2016-08-28 23:44:03 UTC

Hitler

2016-08-28 23:44:07 UTC

England.

2016-08-28 23:44:20 UTC

noice

2016-08-28 23:44:58 UTC

You?

2016-08-28 23:45:03 UTC

U a gommie? :DDD

2016-08-28 23:45:08 UTC

Glasgow m8

2016-08-28 23:45:28 UTC

I know a George who does a Masters in History, was about to shit it

2016-08-28 23:50:02 UTC

Lol

2016-08-28 23:50:07 UTC

Nah, haven't started yet

2016-08-28 23:50:14 UTC

I start my A levels in a week. I am nervous.

2016-08-28 23:50:30 UTC

I just got in because I fucked around in school constantly but I am pretty smart in terms of literature and history etc

2016-08-28 23:50:42 UTC

I barely passed Science and Maths.. not a logical person it has to be said.

2016-08-28 23:50:52 UTC

Also Scotland will never be independant.

2016-08-28 23:51:11 UTC

Just like a downie

2016-08-28 23:51:15 UTC

Coincidence?

2016-08-28 23:51:18 UTC

I think not

2016-08-28 23:51:38 UTC

Hahah says the Nazi facebook memer

2016-08-28 23:51:51 UTC

I got As in private school I went to for a week, I blame the education system.

2016-08-29 00:17:18 UTC

>I start my A levels in a week. I am nervous.

2016-08-29 00:17:23 UTC

Don't do them sleep deprived

2016-08-29 00:17:28 UTC

Go to fucking bed you retard

2016-08-29 00:17:48 UTC

College drove me to the bottle and sleeptimes at 2AM

2016-08-29 00:18:01 UTC

Suffice to say I didn't do well in it.

2016-08-29 00:18:33 UTC

I got A-levels via an IT apprenticeship but even so

2016-08-29 00:25:19 UTC

do GB points expire BTW?

2016-08-29 00:27:50 UTC

only if the CMOS in the cartdridge dies

2016-08-29 00:28:01 UTC

xdddddd\

2016-08-29 00:28:02 UTC

n1

2016-08-29 00:28:25 UTC

how does it feel to know

2016-08-29 00:28:28 UTC

soon android wont be linux

2016-08-29 00:28:36 UTC

not that its been truely linux in a long ass time

2016-08-29 00:28:47 UTC

oh that fuschia thing?

2016-08-29 00:28:51 UTC

nobodys gonna use that

2016-08-29 00:28:58 UTC

unless theres app compatibility

2016-08-29 00:29:05 UTC

which with dalvik gone will be hard

2016-08-29 00:29:29 UTC

isnt dalvik already gone

2016-08-29 00:29:38 UTC

i thought it was replaced with art or some shit

2016-08-29 00:29:49 UTC

it was there with art in 5.0 but 6.0 is all art

2016-08-29 00:29:53 UTC

at least i think so

2016-08-29 00:30:48 UTC

im running 6

2016-08-29 00:30:53 UTC

6.0.1\

2016-08-29 00:31:10 UTC

same

2016-08-29 00:34:41 UTC

guys send me gnu/linux copypasta

2016-08-29 00:34:44 UTC

holy fuck i just took off the otterbox on my phone after like 6 months

2016-08-29 00:35:00 UTC

ill post it in stackexchange comments for year old android post

2016-08-29 00:35:09 UTC

they say shit about the linux kernel

2016-08-29 00:35:22 UTC

its almost 4 years old

2016-08-29 00:35:24 UTC

lets do this

2016-08-29 00:36:35 UTC

done

2016-08-29 00:36:42 UTC

kek my lad

2016-08-29 00:39:06 UTC

Hey guys. Where's that text file that used to be posted on every topic with recommendations of things to buy? I think it was on pastebin.

2016-08-29 00:39:25 UTC

Outdated

2016-08-29 00:39:36 UTC

All of the info from there has been moved to the wiki

2016-08-29 00:41:26 UTC

Third time's the charm

2016-08-29 00:41:38 UTC

didnt bother to look it up first

2016-08-29 00:41:38 UTC

Thanks. I was looking there but was not finding it.

2016-08-29 00:57:46 UTC

HELLO

2016-08-29 01:01:51 UTC

hi there

2016-08-29 01:10:10 UTC

just noticed they actually engraved the blade with HELLO

2016-08-29 01:10:15 UTC

heh

2016-08-29 01:14:43 UTC

you may never leave

2016-08-29 01:14:49 UTC

well fuck

2016-08-29 01:23:52 UTC

ฮผยฌะ“

2016-08-29 01:33:04 UTC

ยงยฟยฐยคฮฉ

2016-08-29 02:28:46 UTC

>flip

2016-08-29 02:28:51 UTC

~flip

2016-08-29 02:28:58 UTC

Fuck whats the command

2016-08-29 02:29:02 UTC

-flip

2016-08-29 02:29:09 UTC

!flip

2016-08-29 02:30:21 UTC

!flip

2016-08-29 02:30:23 UTC

Fuck

2016-08-29 02:33:23 UTC

I need a new username

2016-08-29 02:33:27 UTC

Involving mark

2016-08-29 02:33:39 UTC

Bc thr fb meme is old

2016-08-29 04:01:05 UTC

Do something ww2 themed

2016-08-29 04:17:30 UTC

mark-cism?

2016-08-29 05:29:40 UTC

Gojira good band

2016-08-29 07:21:27 UTC

Yes they are
Specially the link

2016-08-29 07:23:24 UTC

Fuck, my LGG3s usb port just shat itself

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