Oh boy

They stole a bunch of engineers

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1472125059867.jpg

http://www.mi.com/redminote4/

can you imagine being 18 and a virgin

so embarassing

haha

1199 chink yuans is about 160 €

that's 3gb ram/64gb storage version pricing

you forgot the middlemen markup

>helio x20

waiting for redmi note 5

Lol. When I was 18 O was a virgin and so was everyone I know. Smart people dont care enough about sex and all the shitheads I knew were the useless kind.

You sound really mature.

24

ERBS

THERE'S AN H THERE

I'M OFF TO HONG KONG THEY NEED TO BE COLONISED AGAIN

Take some chink shit with you.

I will liberate Vicky and plant a made-in-china UK flag in the government building.

I want Vicky nudes.

soon

I still have a little sewing set here

To repair shit

Sew her cunt, m8

The needles aren't very rigid

but

they'll do the job

Also

What are you?

A woman?

Guys don't sew.

They sew people

and fix clothes

I'm gay.

ur gay

ye

hey!

That's my line!

Huh, running a needle under your skin barely hurts at all

Just the disinfectant.

Good shit I can fix people with these

I did that alot in middle school

Kinda funny

I would pretend to look like freddy krueger.

💯

>Looking at 'super deals' on Ali

>It's just shit they put the price up on so they can announce it as 'on sale'

nice try stinky chinky

I might get the missus a manicure set from here though

Chink makeup is how you get blood poisoning, right?

Sew this 😂 patch on her vagin

It will mark her as mine forever

Set that cunt on fire

Or until 😂 goes out of fashion

why is 4chan pass a thing

It's a meme you dip

i dont wanna disable my vpn to post

Oh 4chan pass

Yeah it's a meme you dip

Like 4chan gold

then if its a meme why can i buy it for twenty dollars to skip captchas and use vpns

kinda bullshit

4chan pass?

Why?

That's for fucking plebs.

I'm have platinum pass.

Gonna upgrade to onyx real soon.

>Not having a 4chan neutronium account

wow you're just a fake gamer girl

did you even PLAY cities skyline

bluh bluh bluh gluhgluhglrlhrulhru

I did play Cities Skylines..

BUT IT CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD AS SIM CITY 4

WHHY

WHYYYY

I think I will play some

smash butts melee

chink usb hub here soon

fucking controllrs

Why is undertale popular

Shit sucks ass

memes

Eye cancer

Legend of memes; tale of 😂 hero.

It's like rockstars bully but with memes

What memes?

I found it enjoyable because of the music and earthbound-esque feeling I got off it.

http://www.gearbest.com/surveillance-camera-system/pp_436304.html

>mp3 player not detecting my SD card

>turn it off and back on again

>works

👌 😂 🔫

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_434982.html

That's classic

time for super smash my ass melee

I'm the most powerful captain falcon

Gl

>DSLR on sale for 50% off

>the closest store is 50 miles away in stock

reeeeee

that usb looks nice but way too big

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_434980.html?wid=21

MIXZA should have put their shark design on that one

watch the money roll in

>Find out that picture is actually a girl

>People going blurr hurr provei t

?

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/56255753/#p56258169

Best let them believe it's not a grill

friends don't let friends date and fuck unironic minion fans

god I can't type today I need food

You're classic

What you need

Is some good ol' cock

BOI

give me that

feeding tube

🍆

💦 💦 👄

👀
👃
👄
👕
👖
👞
💩

and I'm finally home

@Kubs @uamee yeah in a fucking gross-ass shared shower you want to wear flip flops but not in your own fucking home because you dont want to die from your electric shower head

hey stick

I have never seen electric shower head irl

me neither

its just so fucking dumb

gas is safe enough

what makes them different from those electric showers with the box on the wall though?

same principle, its just all in one im guessing

no doubt its dangerous af

box in the wall is more enclosed and insulated

than a coil wrapped around a showerhead

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1472101152531.jpg

oh well hell yea then no question

http://i.imgur.com/SrVtxMz.png

tell ya tho those box in the wall ones are a bitch if you turn them off for a second

This is literally somekind of 4th world country shit

It is wired to 110-140 DC. It is better than AC if you ever had a shock, but you won't. Some are also in 200-240 AC currents.

the water nearly boils inside so when u turn it back on it rains hellfire on you

>240 AC

>It has 0 (zero, nought, none, oeuf) chance of ever causing something to you.

>expecting logic from 4th worlder

zero chance to us

cos we have actual showers

rekt

good job you opened it now the water could flow in if you dont reattach properly

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1472096406485.jpg

death trap tbh senpai

dont you mean desu?

this posting in /csg/ right now?

posted*

on /g/ i think

Nigger

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1472137185011.jpg

👍

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1472137090413.jpg

glad I didnt get deus ex now

im playing it

lol

its pretty fun

aug lives matter

havent gotten that far tho

yeh fuckin priviliged augs

FUCK

I WANTED NO SPOILERS

THANKS

lol what did i spoil

Why is every mac "reviewer" so fucking cringey.

like who?

apple fanboys?

Hahaha poor people dont have hot water so need electric shower head

If Id turn it to hot I swear Id burn to death

Then again in a cold country where water lines can freeze up

Ofc we need water heaters

Everyone has one

Like

Every single reviewer that reviews the black macbook

But its popular in some poor warm ish countries to have death trap head

Has a shitty camera

Made the video in moviemaker

That I can understand

And It's just shit

Mac moviemaker is kinda decent though

black macbook, like the one from 5 years ago

?

It renders videos while you edit it

Saves time

Mac so low resource wise

They needed it or would take hours to render

@Deleted User yeah the core 2 duo ones

with the shit trackpad

why the fuck would you review that today

its a hot piece of shit

i found one of those plastic ones running 10.6 with the rubber bottom and i fucking burned my legs with it

It's not a review from today

i have one of those

But I can't find any worthwhile ones.

They are all shitty

piece of shit lmao

I thought Apple was Quality TM

No apple just werks

Apple is quality

finna order some chinkshit

grey bar iphone 6 kek

Upgrade OS X and your trackpad buttons driver broken

Congratulations

Rushed and holy equipment inc

does gearbest ship to canada?

If they say so on their page yes

Universal post union its called

Unless you live in some african country where they kill each other they should have signed that UN treaty

o

how come they sell tablets that dual boot win and android

how does that even work

Intel Atom CPU 20$

They stopped producing them and cut like 11% of workforce

So rip windows tablets for cheap in the future

all the shark memory cards r on sale

I wish I could but like a orange pi pc thing with such CPU cheap to run Arch Linux on

GB sale is faggotry btw

Always "on sale"

Just prices go up and down $1-3

oh

Usually if yoy can only buy one

It means they have a more special 1 dollar discount or something

You csn check in cart by trying to adjust the item there to 2 items

"GB sale is faggotry btw" Is that why sharks are cheaper there?

Well buy where its cheaper

Thats the rule

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/18/11434098/alt-right-explained

holy shit

Some flash sales do have better prices

lol what the fuck is this shit

who made these

^those that only let you buy 1 typically

Is what I wanted to say

yea those are bullshit

they all do that though

who made pic related?

No idea

just showed up

ah i have that

4chan is mostly still a forum for trolling and random nonsense. It was started to discuss anime, and insofar as it's been political it's been in a not strictly left-right way, and usually through the avenue of Anonymous, the activist group that split off from 4chan to do direct action. Protesting Scientology and leaking information on the Steubenville rapists are definitely political acts, but they're not identifiably left-wing or right-wing.

@Dietrich RIP

Nice username btw

shitposting hard and fast