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2016-08-24 22:04:17 UTC

No extasy 3 days before

2016-08-24 22:04:30 UTC

you sure know a lot

2016-08-24 22:04:34 UTC

Lol

2016-08-24 22:04:53 UTC

No I just made all that shit up :^)

2016-08-24 22:05:53 UTC

(lsd tho thats tru. Shit stays in your system forever)

2016-08-24 22:06:05 UTC

700 episodes of one piece for 500 gb

2016-08-24 22:06:12 UTC

why would anyone want to watch that much

2016-08-24 22:06:29 UTC

Idk idiots

2016-08-24 22:06:59 UTC

I really liked the start of the show

2016-08-24 22:07:05 UTC

not that one, but another long boring one

2016-08-24 22:07:15 UTC

same

2016-08-24 22:07:28 UTC

uhm uhm what was it again come on brain

2016-08-24 22:07:38 UTC

Boruto?

2016-08-24 22:07:39 UTC

bleach :^)

2016-08-24 22:07:39 UTC

fairy tail?

2016-08-24 22:07:52 UTC

Olol

2016-08-24 22:07:57 UTC

ISIS like a bleach and attack the titan

2016-08-24 22:08:00 UTC

Fairy tail is shit

2016-08-24 22:08:08 UTC

I have no idea about names

2016-08-24 22:08:15 UTC

its funny how corrupted the UAE is

2016-08-24 22:08:21 UTC

I just know some show had a good start, and the rest was turning shit

2016-08-24 22:08:29 UTC

I wont watch 600 episodeeeeeees

2016-08-24 22:08:29 UTC

Why do yoy work there now?

2016-08-24 22:08:30 UTC

they finally installed fiber optics after decades of using copper

2016-08-24 22:08:34 UTC

and then added in data caps

2016-08-24 22:08:38 UTC

and lowered internet speeds

2016-08-24 22:08:42 UTC

because of "congestion"

2016-08-24 22:08:42 UTC

Tell me

2016-08-24 22:08:47 UTC

didnt it turn worse?

2016-08-24 22:09:06 UTC

they're literally using google fibre tech

2016-08-24 22:09:11 UTC

bs their shit cost so much they want to make money

2016-08-24 22:09:16 UTC

and they're limiting the speeds and data for no reason

2016-08-24 22:09:37 UTC

if you limit the uplink

2016-08-24 22:09:40 UTC

@Jignx what job

2016-08-24 22:09:42 UTC

you can make $$$$

2016-08-24 22:09:53 UTC

oil shit stalin

2016-08-24 22:09:58 UTC

I am actually downloading from a China IP some torrent right now

2016-08-24 22:10:11 UTC

Its fun sometimes 10KB/s, others 100 KB/s and sometimes even bigger

2016-08-24 22:10:14 UTC

it keeps varying so much

2016-08-24 22:10:14 UTC

Oh. Was worried you were going to be slave

2016-08-24 22:10:19 UTC

nah

2016-08-24 22:10:58 UTC

"I will work construction in uae" and never heard from again

2016-08-24 22:10:59 UTC

shoo shoo

2016-08-24 22:11:03 UTC

If I had that situation, and had known me

2016-08-24 22:11:22 UTC

Id take a trip here "vacation" and clone a 5TB or pick parts

2016-08-24 22:11:28 UTC

and go back with hours of entertainment

2016-08-24 22:12:01 UTC

some countries have ridicilous internet police

2016-08-24 22:12:17 UTC

And I do wonder how suspicious it is to take that

2016-08-24 22:12:22 UTC

Very

2016-08-24 22:12:27 UTC

For the record a HDD do not handle high altitudes

2016-08-24 22:12:40 UTC

if you live in a place which is high above the sea a HDD will naturally fail

2016-08-24 22:12:45 UTC

They search everything entering the country for porn

2016-08-24 22:12:48 UTC

so you would have to take it with you inside for example a laptop

2016-08-24 22:12:52 UTC

lel

2016-08-24 22:12:55 UTC

Oh wow

2016-08-24 22:13:01 UTC

So basically 5 TB of porn would be suspicious

2016-08-24 22:13:05 UTC

what if we encrypted it?

2016-08-24 22:13:14 UTC

smuggling porn into the middle east sounds fun

2016-08-24 22:13:18 UTC

jk

2016-08-24 22:13:20 UTC

they'll bomb you

2016-08-24 22:13:27 UTC

It is a deportable offense

2016-08-24 22:13:36 UTC

I know a guy in like Afghanistan or what it was

2016-08-24 22:13:43 UTC

The fine you and throw you into the desert

2016-08-24 22:13:45 UTC

basically the tests sometime leaked online a while before the test

2016-08-24 22:13:47 UTC

so people cheated

2016-08-24 22:13:52 UTC

to combat this they found out a new plan

2016-08-24 22:13:58 UTC

basically disable all the internet during test period

2016-08-24 22:14:11 UTC

it was the stupidest shit I heard, didnt hear from him in a long time and he explained that this happened

2016-08-24 22:14:15 UTC

truly apeland isnt it

2016-08-24 22:15:00 UTC

Fmsu is the way to go about it when in middle beast

2016-08-24 22:15:57 UTC

at least there's kebabs to eat

2016-08-24 22:16:29 UTC

There is a 24 hour kebab kart next to my uni dorm to cater to all the rich saudis who go here

2016-08-24 22:16:52 UTC

They all drive expensive cars and have no insurance

2016-08-24 22:17:11 UTC

Cuz they would rather pay the fine

2016-08-24 22:17:58 UTC

I remember vidya on the net

2016-08-24 22:18:12 UTC

Where they were like drifting on straight road in the middle of the might in 200kmph

2016-08-24 22:18:22 UTC

saudi arabia

2016-08-24 22:21:47 UTC

>"It's the Current Year!"

>A logical fallacy, popularized on 4Chan and Reddit, in which an idea can be dismissed because "it's 2016" -- i.e., the world and history have moved on, and there is nothing left to discuss. It's frequently identified with HBO's John Oliver, whose commentaries (circulated widely on progressive news sites) often label ideas as ridiculous because, well, it's 2016.

>Pepe the Frog

>A cartoon that originated on MySpace but was adopted by Trump supporters and alt-right trolls, as reporter Olivia Nuzzi explained at length this year.

2016-08-24 22:31:55 UTC

the fuck

2016-08-24 22:32:03 UTC

normies go hang yourself

2016-08-24 22:32:25 UTC

Trump supporters with reddit frog?

2016-08-24 22:37:57 UTC

Sue time

2016-08-24 22:38:48 UTC

Im downloading bigtittybitch.exe.mp3.mov off tpb right now

2016-08-24 22:38:53 UTC

Need me some gud shit

2016-08-24 22:48:24 UTC

ahh I want to go to japan

2016-08-24 22:48:46 UTC

Oh, why that?

2016-08-24 22:48:54 UTC

the food

2016-08-24 22:50:18 UTC

Japan seems great to visit

2016-08-24 22:50:56 UTC

find a nippon gf

2016-08-24 22:52:07 UTC

shoo shoo stinky chinky

2016-08-24 22:53:55 UTC

whats good movies/tv i should torrent

2016-08-24 22:54:52 UTC

all of them

2016-08-24 22:55:23 UTC

ok

2016-08-24 22:56:41 UTC

get Korean instead

2016-08-24 22:56:49 UTC

better

2016-08-24 22:56:55 UTC

not nk u dumb south korea

2016-08-24 22:57:18 UTC

but I can call my friend Kim Jong Un through his fibre connection that hooks up to China

2016-08-24 22:57:27 UTC

and ask if he can sell you a slave wife and price

2016-08-24 22:57:57 UTC

@mepsi seen this yet?

2016-08-24 22:59:25 UTC

no

2016-08-24 22:59:28 UTC

is it sfw

2016-08-24 22:59:46 UTC

or should i wait

2016-08-24 23:00:01 UTC

Hardcore Henry

2016-08-24 23:00:04 UTC

I assume you already saw

2016-08-24 23:00:09 UTC

but if not oh that was really nice

2016-08-24 23:01:11 UTC

Ok my setup works

2016-08-24 23:01:25 UTC

noones torrenting all of season 2 as one folder tho

2016-08-24 23:01:32 UTC

so i have to download each individualy

2016-08-24 23:01:46 UTC

explain this @Deleted User

2016-08-24 23:02:02 UTC

*TWICE*

2016-08-24 23:02:19 UTC

T W I C E

2016-08-24 23:06:32 UTC

and

2016-08-24 23:06:37 UTC

its impossible to do it at home

2016-08-24 23:06:47 UTC

or is it "don't do this at home"? ๐Ÿ˜‰

2016-08-24 23:10:49 UTC

woah japan gives away free wifi

2016-08-24 23:10:55 UTC

and sim cards with unlimited data

2016-08-24 23:11:13 UTC

they have nationwide free wifi

2016-08-24 23:11:15 UTC

that's crazy

2016-08-24 23:12:06 UTC

We have a lot of free wi-fi around here at all popular destinations

2016-08-24 23:12:13 UTC

and no they aren't slow

2016-08-24 23:12:20 UTC

Sounds like you never been to any good 1st world country?

2016-08-24 23:12:29 UTC

Hell even a grocery store in town less than 2000* citizens

2016-08-24 23:12:32 UTC

free wi-fi there

2016-08-24 23:12:39 UTC

No I don't lie this is legit in my country

2016-08-24 23:13:14 UTC

Lol just come to France, they just trick you

2016-08-24 23:13:28 UTC

WiFi hotspots called "free WiFi"

2016-08-24 23:13:32 UTC

Nah France sounds like a terrible place

2016-08-24 23:13:38 UTC

Turns out the company is called free

2016-08-24 23:13:50 UTC

I don't get why people like the language and want to go there on vacation

2016-08-24 23:14:00 UTC

@hale ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-08-24 23:14:06 UTC

I actually know that's a company though

2016-08-24 23:14:11 UTC

Their services are pretty good

2016-08-24 23:14:31 UTC

I used their webhosting to store illegal crap on, and they had great links to OVH

2016-08-24 23:14:34 UTC

Which offers cheap servers

2016-08-24 23:14:38 UTC

so fast speeds and shit

2016-08-24 23:14:48 UTC

>uses public wifi thats free all over the city

2016-08-24 23:14:59 UTC

>thinks theres noone stealing data

2016-08-24 23:15:00 UTC

ok

2016-08-24 23:15:07 UTC

They are. My phone plan is with them. But it was weird the first time I saw that

2016-08-24 23:15:27 UTC

I can imagine

2016-08-24 23:15:31 UTC

It was weird for me too first time

2016-08-24 23:15:35 UTC

I saw it on sourceforge

2016-08-24 23:15:47 UTC

The hosting for this server is sponsored by "Free"

2016-08-24 23:15:55 UTC

I was like wtf? Like somebody donated their basement server?

2016-08-24 23:16:16 UTC

twas me

2016-08-24 23:16:18 UTC

yw

2016-08-24 23:16:57 UTC

2โ‚ฌ/month for unlimited texts and MMS ( lol who uses mms), 2h of phone calls and 50mb of data.

2016-08-24 23:17:06 UTC

i use mms

2016-08-24 23:17:08 UTC

for nudes

2016-08-24 23:17:30 UTC

Pretty good. But I'm gonna move over to the 15โ‚ฌ/month for unlimited everything.

2016-08-24 23:18:25 UTC

Apparently their coverage is shitty, but I got 4G everywhere in my city so I ain't complaining.

2016-08-24 23:18:56 UTC

wew bot

2016-08-24 23:19:20 UTC

here 12 dollars for sms, mms, calls and 1 GB data over LTE

2016-08-24 23:19:26 UTC

and thats pretty good

2016-08-24 23:19:35 UTC

LTE is 4G right?

2016-08-24 23:19:42 UTC

yea

2016-08-24 23:19:44 UTC

neat

2016-08-24 23:19:51 UTC

They had a price war

2016-08-24 23:20:12 UTC

two companies were adjusting down prices $0.12 or something in turns to call themselves "cheapest"

2016-08-24 23:20:26 UTC

We had this before too, price wars on Christmas

2016-08-24 23:20:52 UTC

Bought some marzipan for like ridicilously low price and then had no use for it

2016-08-24 23:21:09 UTC

lesson: dont get addicted to buying cheap crap

2016-08-24 23:21:40 UTC

Lol

2016-08-24 23:21:54 UTC

saying this on chink shit general

2016-08-24 23:22:04 UTC

I am proud A3 user on ali

2016-08-24 23:22:14 UTC

I bought 5 packets of fake orbeez just because I could

2016-08-24 23:22:18 UTC

even now I have a chinkpad, and chink earbuds in my ears

2016-08-24 23:32:16 UTC

what you use them for? @hale

2016-08-24 23:33:00 UTC

swallow them

2016-08-24 23:33:04 UTC

then drink a glass of water

2016-08-24 23:33:06 UTC

report back

2016-08-24 23:33:45 UTC

how can you be racist against people with augs

2016-08-24 23:34:44 UTC

Hey, cheap is cheap

2016-08-24 23:35:14 UTC

comfy

2016-08-24 23:35:31 UTC

I can imagine that building in containers is much cheaper

2016-08-24 23:35:55 UTC

If it works..

2016-08-24 23:36:10 UTC

Shit's ugly tho

2016-08-24 23:37:01 UTC

They don't care, they even put in old factories https://www.ovh.com/us/images/about-us/dcTab/rbx2.jpg

2016-08-24 23:37:25 UTC

all the way out you see that OVH logo

2016-08-24 23:37:55 UTC

it's a reason they became the top choice among Tor users, pirates, and whatnot https://www.soyoustart.com/ie/essential-servers/

2016-08-24 23:38:09 UTC

any other provider would cost a lot more

2016-08-24 23:38:53 UTC

nah I'm not joking @hale surpringly the country with very strict privacy laws online righ tnow, and terror alert situation is still it https://hackertarget.com/googlemaps/tor-node-exits-concentration.png

2016-08-24 23:41:33 UTC

rip

2016-08-24 23:43:28 UTC

new deus ex

2016-08-24 23:44:51 UTC

Literally every French tor node is ovh

2016-08-24 23:45:16 UTC

Better encrypt all

2016-08-24 23:45:29 UTC

Because I can guarantee you OVH is infested with survilence equipment when all this goes on in their network

2016-08-24 23:46:16 UTC

Nevermind, apparently there's a node hosted by tetaneutral.net

2016-08-24 23:46:26 UTC

A lot of private trackers have their end proxy hosted by OVH

2016-08-24 23:46:44 UTC

Now this isn't a secret, but it might come a surprise by some

2016-08-24 23:46:57 UTC

yes, the tracker, site, it's behind multiple reverse proxies from its original destination

2016-08-24 23:47:12 UTC

meaning source > proxy > proxy > proxy > proxy > end-user

2016-08-24 23:47:40 UTC

this helps to keep out 1. rightsholders and 2. other troublemakers

2016-08-25 00:15:12 UTC

How long do Gearbest orders from China warehouse usually take to come to the US?

2016-08-25 00:41:04 UTC

a while

2016-08-25 00:42:18 UTC

chinky chinky is ready with a product

2016-08-25 00:42:54 UTC

yeah I legit got this item and I am so amused at that battery

2016-08-25 01:25:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/218179100383248384/IMG_20160824_222517.jpg

2016-08-25 01:25:58 UTC

3DS homebrew

2016-08-25 01:40:47 UTC

>3ds lagging while playing gba roms

2016-08-25 01:40:56 UTC

Come on 3ds u can do better than this

2016-08-25 01:43:03 UTC

Literally unplayable

2016-08-25 01:46:34 UTC

Should have got a New 3ds you cheap fuck, making Nintendo look bad

2016-08-25 01:46:59 UTC

I dont waste money on consoles i dobt use often

2016-08-25 01:47:23 UTC

I haven't touched my3ds for years till tonight

2016-08-25 01:47:40 UTC

>I don't waste money
>buys anything vidya related

2016-08-25 01:47:49 UTC

Touche

2016-08-25 01:48:08 UTC

Tfw can't sleep again

2016-08-25 01:49:23 UTC

Take 150+ sleeping pills and down a bottle of whiskey

2016-08-25 01:49:26 UTC

Ull sleep

2016-08-25 01:50:31 UTC

I don't drink

2016-08-25 01:50:43 UTC

Inb4 SCOTSMAN DOESN'T DRINK

2016-08-25 01:50:51 UTC

I dont drink bc could die

2016-08-25 01:51:05 UTC

So the first time i get shitfaced will be suicide day

2016-08-25 01:51:09 UTC

I get into fights tbh

2016-08-25 01:51:24 UTC

And what a good suicide day thatll be

2016-08-25 01:51:32 UTC

Already tried suicide by booze at 18 years old

2016-08-25 01:51:41 UTC

Just ended up puking it all oit

2016-08-25 01:52:03 UTC

Downed a whole bottle of hard vodka

2016-08-25 01:52:25 UTC

Now I'm clean as a whistle m8

2016-08-25 01:52:30 UTC

Ive tried suicide many times kek

2016-08-25 01:52:34 UTC

Always shit methods

2016-08-25 01:52:37 UTC

That fail

2016-08-25 01:52:45 UTC

Try 8ch/suicide

2016-08-25 01:52:50 UTC

They've got good methods

2016-08-25 01:53:01 UTC

I think im good for now

2016-08-25 01:53:04 UTC

You're probably failing on purpose really

2016-08-25 01:53:09 UTC

But next depression spell i will

2016-08-25 01:53:28 UTC

Why tho

2016-08-25 01:53:44 UTC

Fucking it up multiple times is woman cry for help tier

2016-08-25 01:53:54 UTC

GIFV is now supported so you can watch silky smooth Overwatch Play of the Games directly in Discord. Works with Imgur, Gfycat, Oddshot, Tenor, and Giphy.
A system message will be posted when someone pins a message so NO ONE MISSES A THING.
New WoW Loading Lines are in the app to celebrate the upcoming Legion expansion. Still looking for Mankrik's wife, though.
Streamable and Twitch Clips will now play directly in Discord. Our rich text chat just got bumped up to the next tax bracket.
Find and replace text command (s/find/replace) now exists for those of you editing streamer fanfics in Discord (are streamer fanfics a thing?)

2016-08-25 01:54:06 UTC

so this is a thing now

2016-08-25 01:54:12 UTC

Or bc i was stuck in a group home

2016-08-25 01:54:12 UTC

Oh it worked

2016-08-25 01:54:15 UTC

Fucking amazing

2016-08-25 01:54:21 UTC

>gifv is a thing

2016-08-25 01:54:24 UTC

So made it much harder for suicide

2016-08-25 01:54:26 UTC

I meant this

2016-08-25 01:54:29 UTC

s /oldword / new

2016-08-25 01:54:30 UTC

Isn't discord premium coming?

2016-08-25 01:54:41 UTC

soon tm

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