we discovered ~hentai you can try it in <#189811441174446080>

What software r u using gor the bot?

https://github.com/Kwoth/NadekoBot/

Discord has a proper library for this shit

Hope its better then the imgur api

Do not recommend the imgur api

C# library is eh

the python lib is pretty legit

https://github.com/Rapptz/discord.py/blob/master/examples/basic_bot.py

I used the python one, it's alright

Gud thing i only know python lol

@zero Possible new Xiaomi Notebook http://des.gearbest.com/uploads/pdm-desc-pic/Electronic/image/2016/08/17/1471398759140459.jpg

http://des.gearbest.com/uploads/pdm-desc-pic/Electronic/image/2016/08/17/1471398761700622.jpg

But is it compatible with the Xiaomi Pen?

@zero How's your Xiaomi Leather Notebook holding up btw?

I got these pics from the listing for the Xiaomi Pen

http://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_429778.html?

So it looks like to 100% backwards compatible

unsure if astronaut worthy or not

You can open xiaomi laptop with mi band 2

Fucking hackers

what OS does the xiaomi laptop come with?

just windows right?

Kin jong ill superstar edition OS

Dear leader wallpaper in it

Eternal leader

You also get red star stickers

You have to cry when you unbox it

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Penis-Extension-Cock-Sleeve-Spiny-Trichomes-Stretchy-Delay-Penis-Adult-Sex-Products/1410149006.html

GUYS LOOK

A PHAROAH DONG EXTENDER

FINALLY A PRODUCT FOR ME

I don't think it works my man

Ali is a magical place

A magical place for white boys in their 20s

I'm 19 ;-;

I didn't get carded when I went to buy rum which you're supposed to do if they look under 25

I know, mah man.

So clearly work is taking its toll

You look 25?

Wow.

I mean, it's probably because I live in a small town with very little crime so they don't care.

But the law is 'oh you look under 25? best be carded'

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/GYQ-100-real-photo-Dragon-s-head-Reusable-Penis-Sleeve-Cock-Ring-Sleeves-Penis-Extender-Condoms/32379975530.html

A true chinese product

Carded?

Like

Discarded?

Or do they wanna see ID?

carded as in

"can we see some ID sir"

Ahh

Do you like

The Breakfast Club?

Not watched it, sadly.

Maybe when I reach age 50 in 10 minutes

I'll watch it and laugh at those accursed millenials

Nah

and post snarky comments on my linkedin

Fuck that series

Just watch Seinfeld.

Over

And over

And over

And over again

Seinfeld/It's Always Sunny

@Tendril

Yo

Join us in <#189811441174446080>

heheh

Oh, I'm the guy talking about the dong thinger in the thread

Anyone have experience with this? http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Teclast-X89-Kindow-Reader-Tablet-PC-Windows-10-Android-4-4-7-5-inch-IPS-Screen/32700957153.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=93f69de5-2251-4196-b4f4-21376fa47f80

dudes

No

what microphones are /csg/ approved?

The 3 dollar stand mic.

What else?

got names? nothing in either of the threads about micropghones?

the $1 mic meme

who the fuck is that guy asking if you can carry an onahole around in your pocket and not arouse suspicion

you can certainly arouse things

oh, the bm-800 is what i was looking for

can anyone vouch for it?

no

Lol

can vouch for 4 700s

Bought the konata cosplay for feminine penis gf

https://www.amazon.co.uk/OUYA-OUYA1-Console-Electronic-Games/dp/B0050SZD18/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1372091297&sr=8-3&keywords=ouya

Should I?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Charged-Sucking-Masturbation-Electric-Fully-Automatic-Masturbator-Thrusting-Sex-Machine-Hands-Free-Cup-Sex-Toys/32706324011.html

No get this

Can we get a pic, Pharaoh?

You'll get pics when it arrives

she's gonna model it

who?

feminine penis gf

>she

It's not gay if he's cute

trans

so pretty gay.

still not gay

trans, konata cosplay, face with tears of joy emoji mask

Yes.

There has to be more

THERE IS

I know there is

I SHIPPED HER A 6 CEN TRUBBER DUCK

But what is it

WILL INCLUDE IN THE MODELLING

lol

Did it actually ship though?

Okay so

The wig and cosplay themselves wouldn't because you have to prove your identity if you make purchases over a certain mark on Ali

So we found the same product on ebay.

It's the same seller as the Ali one, so that's all good.

Her trap socks, emoji mask and rubber duck are inbound, I know that much.

The rest of it has been ordered from a place that'll actually ship it. [ebay]

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/link/32707003991.html

ok ok

RX 470 to save some $$

http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/index.php/wasd-87-key-doubleshot-pbt-black-slate-mechanical-keyboard.html

should i buy this?

looking for brown switch PBT keyboard, think this fits the bill

Isn't it possible to get PBT caps on any other mechanical keyboard?

thats not chink shit

Maybe I'm just cheap, but that seems expensive.

oh, nvm then

pbt chink keyboard would be nice

But seriously, isn't it possible to buy a chink keyboard and buying PBT caps for it?

yes

wasdkeyboards sell pbt cap sets, so i'm looking into some cheap keyboards right now that are brown switches and i'll just get pbt caps

writing.

wasd pbts are probably overpriced @Dietrich

@Dietrich try massdrop or banggood

I think the best chink board is the Motorspeed

but

massdrop has the lolita on sale all the time

for like 70

Anyonw know where I can get a Banana Pi for cheap?

ill give you a stinky banana pie in your asshole for 5 dollars

....

>massdrop

aw yee.

I don't like cum in my ass.

who said it was cum

Please don't

(;

Because

its my smelly banana mush

When a banana is smushed

It looks lile sea man

Banana pi was on cheap sale from komplett not too long ago

Fuggin link

they went for very low $15 etc etc somebody I knwo bought one for just IRC client

they sold them all

it was clearance sale

Damn it

but

a chink orange pi PC should be just as good

I will pioneer the cream pi

I already ordered that

Is the orange pi pc good for emulation?

Dont know

it runs Debian jessie

I just use it for IRC and some shit

But

You can

Rite?

It's not impossible

idk

what does it use to emulate?
RAM+CPU?

As long as it compiled armhf should be no issue

aliexpress vs ebay?

if both items are coming from china for same pirce

paypal is probably safer in customer support

fuckin chinese sure can make a great deal cant they

buy two pringles cans get a karaoke kit

this is so cancer

I bet if I gave away nobody would pay the 3 euros shipping for their chink items

give what away

banana pi?

https://summer.pringles.com/ie/

nope something cancerous

they run promotions like free movie etc piece of crap

movie I can pirate

Once they had umbro t-shirts there

I got two when that happened

Anyone got small currency or nill credit card for use of trials?

Let me know in Pm

inb4 illegal

if anyone had that I think they would use it self fam

True

you can order visa gold and mastercard from any Indian carder

ofc its stolen

why they sell it?

Well...

Its not easy to use stolen CCs is it?

I literally need like 20 or something at low cost

Preferably USA, because of how Vessel works

well sadly

we cant just generate accounts easy

https://bancore.com/

I had a VCC here before

think it was cheap and stuff not sure now

do note that some businesses may detect that its a VCC idk

I think they do register on a name

like a card without cardholder is how they detect that its fake

used it for prezi trials and shit

Vessel requires literally all that info

wait what

I went to vessel and this sounds like something you can pirate or shit

First and Last Names, CC, CC name, ZIP, and CSC

Just for a fucking 1 weeks trial

https://www.vessel.com/videos/MF42AcQrJ

please kill me now

Exactly

But some tech youtubers time-gate their channels

We rip it from vessel and upload to here

https://www.reddit.com/r/vesselrips/new

wouldnt it be enough with just one subscription then? Lol

That's the problem

There is no need to chink them that much

ofc we have a CR to rip anime from them fast with bots

We aren't making enough from url shorteners to make enough for the monthy subscriptions

and funi has so bad API there wasnt even a need to pay to get videos from them

rip

And CCs are becoming scarce

Well as credit ratings drop

CCs go away

$3 a month

really

We're talking shilling channels like TechSource

who the fuck supports this?

Literally

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/4d5q6r/techsource_advertises_an_overpriced_streaming_box/

supporting this kind of cancer

makes them keep doing it

its like supporting the gawker newspapers

Still uses G2A as a sponsor

http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230

Does full video sponsors

they make shit like these

G2A is a bad place

Complains he makes jack shit profits

Socialblade says otherwise

His car is all good

Trips to Iceland

You know what

G2A is bad when you understand how it works

fundamentally