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2016-08-18 12:11:17 UTC

Maybe it's just me but the textile looks like it would fray easily

2016-08-18 12:11:30 UTC

@Deleted User That's one of the cheapest mousepads around here, actually

2016-08-18 12:11:32 UTC

With a brand, anyway

2016-08-18 12:11:33 UTC

I bet his parents buys anything for him anyway

2016-08-18 12:11:37 UTC

why go for chink shit

2016-08-18 12:11:41 UTC
2016-08-18 12:11:48 UTC

hey zombii

2016-08-18 12:11:52 UTC

@Dietrich I bought that with my own hard earned money

2016-08-18 12:11:58 UTC

I earned the money buy killing snails

2016-08-18 12:12:03 UTC

by*

2016-08-18 12:12:06 UTC

A whole 70 NOK

2016-08-18 12:12:13 UTC

haha killing dem snails

2016-08-18 12:12:16 UTC

I hate snails they can fuck off

2016-08-18 12:12:20 UTC

^

2016-08-18 12:12:22 UTC

but they are much better than ticks

2016-08-18 12:12:27 UTC

aka "flott"

2016-08-18 12:12:32 UTC

yup

2016-08-18 12:13:10 UTC

kek

2016-08-18 12:13:18 UTC

I pick the snails up with a hotdog picking thing (dont know the word, pรธlseklype in norwegian)

2016-08-18 12:13:22 UTC

The red Chink Goliathus XL costs 3 bucks more than the green one

2016-08-18 12:13:22 UTC

drop them in a bucket

2016-08-18 12:13:24 UTC

Just because it's red

2016-08-18 12:13:28 UTC

and kill them

2016-08-18 12:13:34 UTC

by chopping them in half with a shovel

2016-08-18 12:13:40 UTC

https://my.mixtape.moe/mzkstb.png

2016-08-18 12:14:04 UTC

Also

2016-08-18 12:14:05 UTC

Relevant

2016-08-18 12:14:09 UTC

I put a whole beer can of Heineken

2016-08-18 12:14:12 UTC

full of snails

2016-08-18 12:14:22 UTC

they like beer you see

2016-08-18 12:14:26 UTC

I know

2016-08-18 12:14:48 UTC

we also use a kind of poison

2016-08-18 12:14:53 UTC

so we drop some out

2016-08-18 12:14:55 UTC

infect a snail

2016-08-18 12:14:57 UTC

snail dies

2016-08-18 12:15:02 UTC

other snails eat the dead snail

2016-08-18 12:15:03 UTC

they die

2016-08-18 12:15:07 UTC

and spread the poison

2016-08-18 12:15:10 UTC

very efffective

2016-08-18 12:15:13 UTC

effective*

2016-08-18 12:15:21 UTC

I mean, you do that with rats, too

2016-08-18 12:15:53 UTC

whats it called btw zombii

2016-08-18 12:15:57 UTC

just curious

2016-08-18 12:16:05 UTC

I dont remember

2016-08-18 12:16:12 UTC

can ask my parents later

2016-08-18 12:16:15 UTC

Haha, since rat poison is just called that

2016-08-18 12:16:28 UTC

I assume just snail poison

2016-08-18 12:16:56 UTC

Well, you say @Aerione

2016-08-18 12:17:02 UTC

My cat died from eating somebodys rat poison

2016-08-18 12:17:06 UTC

F

2016-08-18 12:17:13 UTC

It wasn't a nice experience

2016-08-18 12:17:18 UTC

It must have eaten an infected rat

2016-08-18 12:17:26 UTC

Yeah

2016-08-18 12:18:11 UTC

its kinda sad when you've had a cat for (cant remember but many) years, and then it dies.

2016-08-18 12:18:38 UTC

That goes for most pets

2016-08-18 12:18:43 UTC

my aunt has a 13 year old doggo

2016-08-18 12:18:57 UTC

But I guess it's extra bitter to have it die due to someone else' cause

2016-08-18 12:19:18 UTC

It is indeed, also there's this

2016-08-18 12:19:22 UTC

cats don't want you to see them die

2016-08-18 12:19:26 UTC

So he was gone for three days

2016-08-18 12:19:32 UTC

and then it was a miracle I spotted him

2016-08-18 12:19:52 UTC

It seems to me he just wanted to die without my knowledge of him being sick, was lying like somewhere close to where I stayed.

2016-08-18 12:20:00 UTC

Hrm

2016-08-18 12:20:23 UTC

I hear that cats typically wander elsewhere when they're about to die, though

2016-08-18 12:20:25 UTC

But it was just something I heard, could be that he just couldn't move afterwards.

2016-08-18 12:20:32 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiQeAOcJQw this makes mo so fucking mad

2016-08-18 12:20:41 UTC

Due to their nature of wanting to find something to survive with

2016-08-18 12:21:06 UTC

I don't remember the name, but most animals have something like that

2016-08-18 12:21:12 UTC

Btw zombii I was spoiled a little bit when I was younger

2016-08-18 12:21:26 UTC

Thats why I thought that you'd get some shit by pointing at it

2016-08-18 12:21:35 UTC

I was so young when I got myself those now very shitty mobile phones

2016-08-18 12:21:39 UTC

did I pay? Nah, gift.

2016-08-18 12:22:03 UTC

I got my first phone at

2016-08-18 12:22:04 UTC

umm

2016-08-18 12:22:08 UTC

8-9?

2016-08-18 12:22:11 UTC

I think?

2016-08-18 12:22:14 UTC

see

2016-08-18 12:22:16 UTC

it was a good nokia phone

2016-08-18 12:22:24 UTC

not smart

2016-08-18 12:22:28 UTC

but its still going strong

2016-08-18 12:22:37 UTC

Back in the days I couldn't go for nokia, it was sony ericsson as soon sa they made those cancer music phones

2016-08-18 12:22:41 UTC

I think I got my first phone when I was like 13

2016-08-18 12:22:54 UTC

It was BW Sony Ericsson

2016-08-18 12:23:05 UTC

Now sony has let me down

2016-08-18 12:23:10 UTC

Wait, no

2016-08-18 12:23:13 UTC

They hadn't joined yet

2016-08-18 12:23:19 UTC

It was just an Ericsson

2016-08-18 12:23:30 UTC

ericsson is losing profit

2016-08-18 12:23:36 UTC

OH GOD

2016-08-18 12:23:39 UTC

they are cutting costs

2016-08-18 12:23:47 UTC

"I bought a new iPhone yesterday"

2016-08-18 12:23:53 UTC

This faggot

2016-08-18 12:23:57 UTC

"Because my storage was very low"

2016-08-18 12:24:06 UTC

Hahahaha

2016-08-18 12:24:28 UTC

Well, I'm happy I'm not that badshit spoiled. I actually grew up pretty rough with all considering.

2016-08-18 12:24:35 UTC

Having money was a sham, I had no idea about the huge loans.

2016-08-18 12:24:48 UTC

I guess it kinda occoursed to me when I was a tad bit older

2016-08-18 12:24:52 UTC

and my parents were away at 10 working

2016-08-18 12:24:57 UTC

going to bed without em

2016-08-18 12:24:58 UTC

same, im not very spoiled

2016-08-18 12:25:01 UTC

damn

2016-08-18 12:25:09 UTC

I was so happy when I got the phone

2016-08-18 12:25:15 UTC

Even though everyone else had color screens

2016-08-18 12:25:32 UTC

both my parents are umm I dont remember what its called but they arent employed in one place

2016-08-18 12:25:34 UTC

they like

2016-08-18 12:25:36 UTC

Ah that far back, black/white phones and CRT

2016-08-18 12:25:41 UTC

I remember playing xbox and getting sick from it

2016-08-18 12:25:41 UTC

contract workers?

2016-08-18 12:25:43 UTC

Yeah, how nice

2016-08-18 12:25:47 UTC

yes

2016-08-18 12:25:48 UTC

contract workers

2016-08-18 12:25:54 UTC

dad does IT things in geneeral

2016-08-18 12:25:56 UTC

general*

2016-08-18 12:26:26 UTC

no idea what its called in english

2016-08-18 12:26:30 UTC

Working for the power companies

2016-08-18 12:26:48 UTC

transmission towers?

2016-08-18 12:26:51 UTC

Electrical pylons

2016-08-18 12:27:00 UTC

umm

2016-08-18 12:27:02 UTC

they are for power

2016-08-18 12:27:03 UTC

i think thats what they are

2016-08-18 12:27:05 UTC

yea,

2016-08-18 12:27:19 UTC

That terms is just for the UK

2016-08-18 12:27:23 UTC

My term was more American

2016-08-18 12:27:32 UTC

so I guess the UK one wins

2016-08-18 12:27:37 UTC

since we're all yuropeans anyway

2016-08-18 12:27:39 UTC

at this hour

2016-08-18 12:27:40 UTC

Pylon sounds cooler

2016-08-18 12:27:43 UTC

mmkay?

2016-08-18 12:27:45 UTC

idk transmission towers sounds like a radio thing tho

2016-08-18 12:27:51 UTC

every British word sounds cooler than dumb American version

2016-08-18 12:28:02 UTC

whats your choice

2016-08-18 12:28:23 UTC

film or movie

2016-08-18 12:28:27 UTC

colour or color

2016-08-18 12:28:35 UTC

>6:33 in the documentary I posted

2016-08-18 12:28:39 UTC

why?????

2016-08-18 12:28:41 UTC

its london

2016-08-18 12:28:45 UTC

and the car doesnt have a roof

2016-08-18 12:29:03 UTC

>painted gold

2016-08-18 12:29:12 UTC

must be a pain in the ass cleaning it

2016-08-18 12:30:45 UTC

you're norwegian, you're spoiled by living there

2016-08-18 12:31:01 UTC

wot da discord didn't update

2016-08-18 12:31:02 UTC

say that to blubb blubb mannen

2016-08-18 12:31:10 UTC

:^)

2016-08-18 12:31:30 UTC

>gf making me a python based site
WEB DEV HO ON THE MISSION

2016-08-18 12:31:36 UTC

We're all spoiled compared to Africans tbh fam smh

2016-08-18 12:31:37 UTC

Python?

2016-08-18 12:31:39 UTC

Good god

2016-08-18 12:31:46 UTC

Well, do what you want.

2016-08-18 12:31:46 UTC

at least it isnt java

2016-08-18 12:31:59 UTC

:^)

2016-08-18 12:32:06 UTC

Somebody is going to hate me when I say I use PHP with databases.

2016-08-18 12:32:08 UTC

anything has to be better than a wordpress blog with all the standard fonts and themes

2016-08-18 12:32:24 UTC

which is what I was making now

2016-08-18 12:32:29 UTC

Especially considering how much of a bother PHP is

2016-08-18 12:32:33 UTC

But I swear

2016-08-18 12:32:40 UTC

PHP really has improved since the old days

2016-08-18 12:33:11 UTC

but ... python in a web page?

2016-08-18 12:33:14 UTC

Like wooooot

2016-08-18 12:33:16 UTC

Well

2016-08-18 12:33:19 UTC

I can show you an example

2016-08-18 12:33:36 UTC

Actually, wait a sec

2016-08-18 12:33:41 UTC

That site went bankrupt

2016-08-18 12:33:45 UTC

Nice

2016-08-18 12:33:50 UTC

I'm trying to remember the adress to the resuscitated one

2016-08-18 12:34:24 UTC

lower demand or more competition?

2016-08-18 12:34:36 UTC

It's fun, I always thought when companies said they lost profit

2016-08-18 12:34:42 UTC

that they actually got less sales

2016-08-18 12:34:52 UTC

but truth is, the sales never went down, what they whine about is no growth

2016-08-18 12:34:58 UTC

for example no growth in the laptop market

2016-08-18 12:35:04 UTC

it's shareholder's fault

2016-08-18 12:35:05 UTC
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if there's no growth that means a business is dying

2016-08-18 12:35:25 UTC

a company that doesnt show growth means that investors will leave

2016-08-18 12:35:27 UTC

Ah yeah plug.dj

2016-08-18 12:35:29 UTC

Is it really?

2016-08-18 12:35:30 UTC

and thus less shares and less money

2016-08-18 12:35:37 UTC

They were re-opened

2016-08-18 12:35:48 UTC

it was fun cuz with all their popularity and two big people on boards to get others there

2016-08-18 12:35:53 UTC

they never really managed to make profit

2016-08-18 12:36:04 UTC

despite relying mostly on youtube servers

2016-08-18 12:36:16 UTC

what a bunch of faggots ... really...

2016-08-18 12:36:27 UTC

did plug.dj die?

2016-08-18 12:36:32 UTC

Yup long ago it did

2016-08-18 12:36:38 UTC

they closed down due to no profits

2016-08-18 12:36:49 UTC

now it re-opened thanks to whatever effort of whover who pays out of their own pickets

2016-08-18 12:37:00 UTC
2016-08-18 12:37:15 UTC

my room is dead now rip

2016-08-18 12:37:32 UTC

Anyway

2016-08-18 12:37:48 UTC

The plug.dj backend was python

2016-08-18 12:37:51 UTC

whats the point of plug.dj when synchtube alternatives exist

2016-08-18 12:37:54 UTC

like cytube

2016-08-18 12:38:19 UTC

No clue

2016-08-18 12:38:25 UTC

I just use Dubtrack

2016-08-18 12:38:26 UTC

because these are better

2016-08-18 12:38:33 UTC

they are

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FOR MUSIC

2016-08-18 12:38:43 UTC

Cytube is pretty..

2016-08-18 12:38:46 UTC

Unorganized

2016-08-18 12:38:59 UTC

I wanted to host a site like this for me and a couple of people

2016-08-18 12:39:06 UTC

While sites like this lets you have playlists

2016-08-18 12:39:09 UTC

where we could play anything we wanted, like video files and music on a server

2016-08-18 12:39:11 UTC

Persistent ones, that is

2016-08-18 12:39:19 UTC

but I cannot be bothered to rob their frontend and code a backend just for that

2016-08-18 12:39:34 UTC

Ofc they wont support it for copyright reasons

2016-08-18 12:43:51 UTC

hey

2016-08-18 12:43:57 UTC

this discord channel needs some lewd bots

2016-08-18 12:44:09 UTC

:3

2016-08-18 12:44:10 UTC

we added some before, they were shit

2016-08-18 12:44:20 UTC

we have LewdBot

2016-08-18 12:44:22 UTC

>we

2016-08-18 12:44:28 UTC

as if I have any say now :^)

2016-08-18 12:45:28 UTC

this sounds so cancerous

2016-08-18 12:46:02 UTC

Reminds me of IRC bots back in the days

2016-08-18 12:46:08 UTC

those who could parse URLs and such

2016-08-18 12:46:18 UTC

games of some kind, and randomly chat with people

2016-08-18 12:46:26 UTC

if youmentioned their name

2016-08-18 12:46:29 UTC

truly cancerous

2016-08-18 12:46:49 UTC

I could add an 8chan-crafted bot

2016-08-18 12:46:53 UTC

If you guys want

2016-08-18 12:47:02 UTC

It comes with fast YT searches

2016-08-18 12:47:17 UTC

(and lewds in many forms)

2016-08-18 12:47:44 UTC

Well discord parses URL itself now

2016-08-18 12:47:44 UTC

But yeah, it's better to refrain from filling the server with bots

2016-08-18 12:47:50 UTC

No

2016-08-18 12:47:50 UTC

Like

2016-08-18 12:47:59 UTC

If I type ".yt something"

2016-08-18 12:48:02 UTC

Nah two bots would be okay

2016-08-18 12:48:07 UTC

but any more nope

2016-08-18 12:48:09 UTC

It will paste the first result of "something" off YT onto the chat

2016-08-18 12:48:24 UTC

That's kinda useful, like the old IRC bots

2016-08-18 12:48:30 UTC

could search google any site whatever.

2016-08-18 12:48:32 UTC

Same with Google and Acccuweather and such

2016-08-18 12:48:44 UTC

now

2016-08-18 12:48:57 UTC

Only issue is

2016-08-18 12:48:59 UTC

its 8chan bot

2016-08-18 12:49:24 UTC

Oh, le GG boogieman?

2016-08-18 12:49:48 UTC

Don't worry, that period is over

2016-08-18 12:50:19 UTC

Now the entirety of 8chan just consists of a smaller /pol/ and a smaller /v/

2016-08-18 12:50:22 UTC

Everything else is dead

2016-08-18 12:51:18 UTC

I used to go there a lot, for a few months all the more obscure interest boards were active

2016-08-18 12:51:27 UTC

now they're lucky to get one post a month

2016-08-18 12:51:44 UTC

think a lot of people used 8chan just to try and spite moot

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