videos to make you think that you're listening to something through speakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZueHaDP4hU

/If they dont want to be mentined then they should deal with it tho, or leave the server

cathy I hear this discord has picked up and become active again with me back whereas everyone started leaving from boredom before like Jii

I am the leader the people deserve

comfy: no

Nah

You are just active af

COMFY WILL MAKE /CSG/ GREAT AGAIN

I think we were pretty active, even during your absence

COMFY 2016

fuck another ISIS blow head with shotgun video, time to stop lurking

If anything, we got plenty of new people during the period

Surely nothing to do with you, but still

Cause yano, people coming back from vacay

Did they all ask "what's the best chink phone?" then never post again?

Because I did prune like 300 inactive accounts

@Aerione It definitely did die out a bit without someone constantly being here to drive the conversation though

Nah, we ask those to go to the thread

If you mean longer convos, sure

But we had more smaller convos between different people

Yeah I didn't mean the place was dead silent

Or I wouldn't have had so many people to prune

Thanks for supporting my campaign slib

Children are the easiest to recruit

You're mostly pruning unclaimed accounts

Comfy youth

Allahu Discordbar

Comfy youth is a better name

Comfyjugend

The original intention of this discord was to plan the radio show

And we've righted the ship on that

My great granpappy was in hitler youth.

Got his jew killing medal before dying

Then my family fled to the us to avoid the russians

hitler gave out a few iron crosses to hitlerjugend

"Honorary Aryans"

Was a thing

If you rat out your fellow Jews, you're one of them

Tfw part of my family died killing Germans, my grandpas* tank got shot around Praha was it?

My grandpa helped Nazis load their guns onto the trains

Cause lel "neutrality"

The only way to win a war is to not participate, seemingly

And to Jew while you're at it

Europe would have been Germany now if Soviet didn't do anything

Channel name updated

just sayin

fudge I couldn't figure out what to write. So this is the celebration that Comfy is leaving the chat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FjjnWfcJ-k

>hating on me because I forced you to get a good night sleep

I am going to sleep now anyway, waking up in 5 hours better not cut it. So bai

>Sleeping

I just need my trusty coffee

>coffee

>not just mixing caffeine with water

why dilute anything when i can just kill myself by snorting a gram of caffeine

water laced with wine tho

Well you can kill yourself with a couple grams, diluted or not

:^)

@Camphor76-22-2 You bamboozled me

As I was looking away from the discord window I read "Satan"

Then I looked back but looked at the previous message and thought "I swear I saw it say Satan"

lel

http://news.sky.com/story/rapist-discovers-his-victim-had-hiv-10435521

@Deleted User I heard you like /g/ cancer https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/56018039

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1470873689477.jpg

tried to root my redmi3

and failed

rip

who here /fresh windows 10 install/

Is 10 days fresh?

good enough

I decided to fix my BSODs and reinstall, downloaded a fake activator, reinstalled again, and here we are

install is about 6hrs old

is a month fresh

tfw have a legit pro key but pirated enterprise

no, ur registry is basically s shitting street

tfw only ever used legit windows twice

laptops come with licenses

I also swipe pro keys off of demo units at work but that's kinda not ok

I really don't understand the point of removing settings like disabling the lockscreen swipe step from the pro version

did you see tech yes city made a video on optimizing anniversary update

Nope

that combined with barnacules tutorial makes a windows 10 install pretty ok

not windows 7 tier but stripped down and non-botnet enough for me

also in other news I am no longer working in tech retail #bless

Does it tell you to uninstall all metro apps?

not all

Because that's just too much work for no benefit

keep store and calculator

fuck, i was really high when i chose what backup software to use and sober me is regretting it

at this point i've pretty much given up at trying to prevent windows 10 from spying on me

Whatever microsoft, if you really want to know what kind of pr0n i masterbate to, then w.e

My lolis are mine only

>lolis

>2016

>unironically into loli

>lolis

>2016
>unironically into thicc

>not 2012

I am VERY into thicc and you can't stop me

>unironically into high test /fit/ meme

what is high test?

testosterone

It's what I'm not apparently

with the name cathy

not surprised

Rude

so is it basically "alphas get the thiqq girls"

i don't understand

More like, if you don't like thicc you're low test

that sounds a wee bit accurate

the irony of /fit/ pushing the meme of liking whales

I've seen high test threads on /gif/

they're too thiqq

Let them like the whales

Less competition

just like not skinny but not fat is the sweet spot imo

idk, as long as everything fits, don't really have a "type"

lol

Like, everything just has to fit.

Like taylor swift is the perfect example,

sure she's thin, no ass no tits

but her overall look

just fits

I personally find her gross but i see what you mean

>no ass no tits

You're saying that like it's a bad thing

she has minimal ass and tits

but they all fit on her.

Hoooly shit

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-10mm-Dia-USB-Endoscope-Cmos-5m-Waterproof-Hd-4-led-Borescope-Endoscope-Inspection-Tube-Visual/32322830692.html

>Anon shows us his colon

man.

chink shit never faisl to impress me

I`m just sitting here hitting F5 on the andomizer to see what comes up. asdflkjansdf

Beauty mask that looks like a fucking face diaper

https://a.pomf.cat/hzcotu.png

All beauty masks look like that

https://a.pomf.cat/hqsjqm.png

Jerking off is a meme

it's always been a meme

tha't sfucking expensive

there's a amazon male masturbator that's like 10-12 bucks, that's really goo

d*

It`s probably not as good as it seems

i also went ahead and spent like 45 bucks on a actual flesh light.

the 10-12 buck one feels such as good as the actual flehslight

Yeah, they feel great. But they don`t last.

Tenga is worth every penny in my opionion.

Wow, need a pro grade photography studio lamp? only 35$

http://www.gearbest.com/photography-accessories/pp_357119.html

https://a.pomf.cat/xgrhlj.png

that size looks funny for the lamp holder

for studio lamp

Yeah, it`s super focused. Would be perfect for taking pictures of items and shit, though. Probably what they use.

yeah.

i never understood why studio light stands were so outrageously expensive

probalby cuz theyr'e usually professional equipment, so companies can getaway with charging insane amounts ofri t

Pretty much

Every little thing is adjustable

That`s the big part. Full adjustable, collapsible.

*

who american east coast here?

Not very likely, considering this is the zzz hours for them

>implying ii sleep this early

i'm a fucking god damn imsomniac at this point

fuck school

>zzz hours

Well, I woke up two hours ago. Accessing this stuff on work internet doesn't really seem that smart.

thankfully nobody gives a shit in this country and will ever check what I have done or can

Comfy said only europeans on /csg/, but chances are the muricans are on when we sleep....

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/347973259#p347973259

what is this

game cartridge

chink games

Ok I lied, I just enabled myVPN anyway as 4chan doesn't HTTPS, god knows what could be in that thread @Jignx

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1470885294916.png

this shirt was on /csg/ too, perfect for ya vidya fags

Sadly I don't trust chink prints, last time I got custom t-shirts last month ordered from printer firm in Ireland

not worth the money you save from china at this low price

that /v/ thread is everyone saying buying from china is a scam

Irish you didn't.

and how it's all toxic

>implying not all the shit we buy from china is toxic

>implying apple and samsungs lithium mines for battery doesn't pollute the world

/v/ is probably top 3 worst boards

i wouldn't take a single one of those mouthbreathers seriously.

And the worst meme, Elon Musk electric car powered by the huge pollution caused by extracting lithium cells, kek.

@wiggly does /b/ get the position as #1?

/b/ isn't even a board anymore

at least i don't even consider it one

when was the last time anything notable that came up on 4chan, was /b/ related?

like never.

No it's that place you visit once and never again

all the good meme's and dramas are in other boards

>Be careful. I got my cc info stolen after ordering some shit off ali express. Racked up a huge bill luckily it all got taken care of via my bank.

????

FBi was lurking there for some time and scared people away

/b/ is overspill of all boards

since faggots posted cp

B was good maybe back in like 07?

4chan in general has become very specialized in its interest

@Jignx yeah they are faggots, I bought so much chink shit and other less trusted european retailers that only use some basic https cert to protect cc info, nothing stolen.

the earliest i remember going on b, was like middle school, so that was like 04?

Either they lie or lost it in another way since they are so naive

I remmeber when /g/ was a place to post pictures of computers

back when moot made it

then it turned into programming

i just remember i was on the thread a year or two before they captured the guy going into the middle east with a fucking sword and shield

and website building

now it's pretty much consumerism

That was long ago?

yeah

i'm like an original fag

there are battlestation threads, and like thinkpad threads uhm uhhh and shitpost bait

Mr I'm gonna kill Saddam?

I mean osama

but i was too young to really understand 4chan back then, despite being a original fag

yeah

that dude

Jesus that doesn't feel like a long time ago

>tfw original fag 12 years ago
>tfw i ended up in medical school

Can we just go back to abusing animals

I escaped /b/tardation

Also anyone know anything about gardening?

A guy I know became a nurse and thats very rare, it's also quite hard as the studies are mostly made for females.

Like wot why

There's so many resources for grow light

And everyone says different.

I know that if you grow like christmas flowers, and they get like the thiniest bit of light

they turn green instead of red

I just want to grow lemon trees indoors.

Well on my balcony.

growing a tree that is not bonsai indoors sounds like a poor idea, unless it is smal by nature

It is

nursing sucks, the job pays well, but not well enough to deal with the kind of stuff they ahve to dlea with on the daily

With that said, these things make like a fly farm inside your house

It's a dwarf Meyer tree

I got rid of plants I didn't like that

"tree"

"plants"

Lemons don't seem to attract the tropical bugs around here.

stop lying, you're growing weed, mother fucker

just admit it

I just want my lemon pies man.

you ain't fooling anyone

oh silly

I want to bake all day

you mean, be baked

Brah

Braaaaaaaaaaaaah