if I got money

it's price/performance ratio for a laptop looks insane

really? looks overpriced to me

especially compared to a chinkpad

it's a new intel i5

it's thin and has a geforce GPU

it's literally a gaming laptop they sell for $3000

by other manufacturers

except like 1/3rd of the price

the geforce gpu is barely powerful enough to play much of anything tho

gtx 940

good enuff

even the gtx 970m struggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_MgaINY5k

GTA5 at 30 fps

>30fps
can get that performance on a 360 kek

like I said it's what those "gaming" laptops are by other manufacturers

especially for a laptop

laptops are too disposable for me to justify paying a lot for something that'll be useful for 2-3 years

happy with a X200 with SSD

https://puu.sh/qunoG/47a59cd67f.png

what did he mean by this review

it is good for women

no coin

what does it mean

no cons

the censoring department at gb messed up

makes sense

every item is perfect on gearbest

:^)

I made genuine remarks on a cardboard set I got and it got published

welp gonna get those USB cables anon suggested

https://puu.sh/qunG4/10008f7fe8.png

Morning

Mornin'

Anon

wait woah

@Jignx Nigguh

you dont need four of those cables

and they also comes coiled up hard

1 meters is a dog as length

i have two of those cables and was only able to get one of them to not have a bunch of bends in them

now that PSA is out of the way

true

they look nice though

I want the whole set

:^)

they do look nice

and they feel nice too

I got lots of stinky ass USB cables

i'm actually really happy with my ROCK 6 stack usb charger

Im gonna throw them all out

it's pretty rad

i keep all of mine

and all the wall charergers i have

in tupperware

never to get tangles and lost for an emergency

throw out cables *shudder*

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-pcs-Rock-4-Ports-6-8A-Micro-USB-Charger-EU-UK-Plug-USB-Adapter-HUB/32608344474.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_10059_10032_10058_10017_10060_10061_10062_10063_412_10064,searchweb201603_7&btsid=2a0f5f97-f40c-445f-a32d-b2fac75e19ab

this one?

no

I got too many cables as is

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ROCK-Original-6-Port-smart-USB-Charger-DC-5-0V-8A-US-UK-EU-AU-Plug/32512624236.html

am cable hoarder. know it is dumb. cant help self

i can't help it either

who knows when i may need an 8 meter micro usb to usb cable

what if someone needs a spare cable

13 year old broken ethernet cable pffft might need to salvage

none of mine are broken

most of mine aren't. extreme example

"hoarder"

holy shit i hate aliexpress

buy an item and a month later it's cheaper

just unlucky with my timing

What am i hearing about this 30% price hike on ali?

i heard it was 18%

gearbest fucked people more with their hidden postage charges scattered around

still no idea what that's about

never payed a dime for posting off goybest

it's a recent thing and only for some countries

some kind of $25 minimum spend

holy fuck

gearbest sent me a gps tracker instead of a get-a-way driver clone once

ironically it would be useful if i actually owned something valuable

i wish i got some mixups sometimes

a large part of me wishes i didn't actually recieve 8 pens and instead something else

also my aliexpress orders are showing up in reverse ordering order

looks like youre going black in time

why not game the shitty shipping system? just make a bunch of orders for once cheap thing and you could get your order mixed up

if my calculations are correct, when my mail hits 88 miles per hour you're going to see some serious shit!

that looks expensive ark

but looks so nice

i dont regret it at all

i went half in it actually

it also looks sick and futuristic chilling under my monitor

My desk sits pretty low so im considering a monitor stand with built in usb ports or something

where do you put your legs if it sits low

under the desk. I mean the monitor isn't really high enough for my liking i guess

I wonder why people use bluetooth speakers

i have bluetooth speakers

i can tell you why i used them

why

because when i'm at work it's a light carry, makes better music than phone speakers and because i can use an aux cable on it if i want to.

for times when you need music but you arent after the highest quality in an enviroment no one really cares in

it's a great thing to have

I had a bluetooth speaker as a stand in for an AUX in in an old car stereo, since the related adapter for the wire harness had jewed prices

good for handsfree if they have a mic as well

>redmi top wallpapers

>all poo in loo shit

why

this nigga with the blown up USB cable

losing my shit here this is great

you on the radio show tomorrow @zero?

myuutsu said it's happening at some point tomorrow

it's 3pm UTC right?

that's like, fucking 1 am for me

i've had people invite me to csgo matches at fucking 4am

people i know that live near me

my point is, people are saying i'm part of this thing when i'm not, i've never said i'd do it, i'll help with planning sure, but as far as doing anything on it i've not said yes

real nogger hours 😂 👌

>it's going to fall on yer boy Comfy to save the day again
;_;

I gub so many pills before that shit

Is myuutsu good on the mic? didn't hear him

fine, he''s new zealander though so he may be hard to understand

💯

for people who can't pick up fluent NZ

I thought he was underage all this time

no, it's just an accent

however, NZ girls have an amazingly attractive accent

it does have an endearing "you sound handicapped but beautiful" thing going on

are there accents that sound ugly on a girl?

yes

Bogan girls

Handicapped but beautiful... Wow.

any one that has persistant irritating upward inflections

aint nothing more unattractive than some girl yelling shit in the middle of the street weaping pyjamas about how she's going to stab some cunt

murican white trash girls

Niggers*

wiggers?

There are niggers of all color, really.

^

black people =/= niggers

n

No shit? Stop the presses. I was just about to release an article how all black people are chimps.

shiet

did he die?

are Any of these SSDs that aren't Samsung worth a shit?

http://www.aliexpress.com/category/100005074/internal-solid-state-disks-ssd.html?spm=2114.11010108.104.27.kUfwm5

kingdian ones seem fine

ty

i remeber when my work was having a sale on 16 gig flash drives

when they all sold out then they never restocked them

they're rather make no money at all than actually sell a shitload of something on sale

moral of the story is

i want some homemade external harddrive using shit tonnes of USB's

A lot of companies are like that, Ark. They'd rather have no money if they can't make all the money.

yeah

But in all likelihood, it was probably a hook item they were taking a loss on.

sghame too because i dont think they understand that flash drives aren't as reliable as USB drives

shit;s easily faulty

you can get 5x microsd to 3.5" adapters

>microsd RAID

they're only worht 2 bucks

Seen a video about that where a guy made a USB flash raid. Scaled well in a single hub up to about 3 devices. A friend of mine looked into trying it years ago till he crunched the numbers.

but whatever

i woudn't do this unless i had all the parts cheap

otherwise i just woudn't care

and still dont

It's a fun little thing you can do, yeah. But it's not worth investing into.

same as converting all my CD's to microsd cards

if i could buy bulk 500MB SD cards this would be a novel idea

Even more so now that you can get 960 gb ssds for ~200x

they dont sell them anymore because they're redundant

no one needs 500

Lol, you would actually do one album per msd card?

but it would be a fuun dream

yeah

and keep them all in a booklet

And lose them all in weeks.

with tiny, minature album art

then have several booklets per genrea

keep them in the car and play them from a micro USB adapter

like that guy that writes novels on grains of rice

just for funsies

>tiny album art per card

I want this now.

imagine someone saying "do you have any music to listen to?"

mu would pay out the ass for minature NMH micro sd cards

and you'd pull up the center compartment reaveailng hundreds of microSD cards

Remember when we thought all albums would switch to digital media such as SD cards? What a terrible idea in practice.

But it would be cute as he'll.

Hell*

yeah, if i ever find a bulk lot of 500MB cards i'll buy them

would be cute as

no more pesky CD's

Just tiny albums easily swallowed by small children. "honey have you seen my blue oyster album? Timmy!"

"our kid just ate my dethklok album... that's pretty brutal"

Now that's fucking metal.

in reality i dont hang around small children though

they dont have the same taste in music as me

Court order? Damn too slow.

>eat all your music when the RIAA, MPAA, CIA, FBI and Interpol bust down your door to arrest you for the most heinous crime of all, music piracy

yeah i figured i'd have to save that one as quickly as possible or you niggers would jump at the pedo jokes

Was on another channel, otherwise I would have caught it.

"local man aged 22 has been found trying to hide his pirated albums in his stomach"

"local law enforcement says "it's a good thing he's using sharks which are waterproof otherwise all the evidence would have been destroyed"

Better than Paris Hilton stuffing a cigarette carton full of cocaine up her giant snatch.

Man, people packing microSD cards would be some cyberpunk shit.

You know there's a guy researching brain cyberisation, right?

no?

awesome

He's already had implants in his arms that allow him to control a computer using the electrical pulses sent to control his hands.

I was hyped for that guy who was going to undergo the worlds first head transplant before it turned out to be kojima mgsv bullshit

"i just pirated joy to key and put it in my arm"

Hahaha.

i thought that was a totally differnt thing and the doctor was like going to sue for likeness

shows what i know

can't keep up with this shit

Go to hackaday if you want to see all kinds of cool and pointless shit.

does watching mens floor gymnastics make me gay? I cant decide

yes

shit

Only mailny if you think it's attracftive but you can save face by waiting for the female gymnastics

which imo is far superior

"you watching male gymnastics? god that's gay"
"nah dude females on on next"
"oh shit i'll be back with beers"

saved.

Gotta get some y2k unsafe programs on the sd card embedded into my arms

i'd get a speedometer in my arm

and an altimiter

>there will be no drugs in the future

for all the parkour and basejumping i'd be doing

>only herion.bat and weed.amv

>cyberdrugs

Tfw snow crash

hook me up with that .exe bruh

dealer said he's all out of .wav

Binaural beats might actually surpass meme status

>Not enjoying those vibrations

imagine hetting music implants and then next year they have an updated model

>Surgery bills

>Headaches from surgery

not worth it

Nah, it would just be a quick link up and patch, man.

can't upgreade hardware through link ups

Early on you`d have to go through surgery for all the firmware updates.

>relax, breathe deep, slap up a vein and inject memes directly into your bloodstream

Nigga your brain doesn`t need hardware, just the code to run it.

god this is slowly going to turn into the ending od Human revelations

>implying all of this wont be sold as cloud connected botnet

INjecting memes into the main vein