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2016-08-05 17:47:33 UTC

so he sent me lots of pics for the op

2016-08-05 17:47:44 UTC

you have that commanding presence zombii

2016-08-05 17:47:50 UTC

commanding my penis to penetrate your tight little ass

2016-08-05 17:47:54 UTC

cool

2016-08-05 17:48:02 UTC

did you miss me? :^)

2016-08-05 17:48:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/211178524055306241/IMG-20160804-WA0001.jpg

2016-08-05 17:48:14 UTC

need to correct it, free chink shit*

2016-08-05 17:48:17 UTC

it should say "pokestop"

2016-08-05 17:48:21 UTC

Ayy

2016-08-05 17:49:02 UTC

this burning smell

2016-08-05 17:49:05 UTC

I need to get out of here

2016-08-05 17:49:06 UTC

fuck

2016-08-05 17:49:09 UTC

inb4 all pets die

2016-08-05 17:49:21 UTC

Noooooo :(

2016-08-05 17:50:26 UTC

Mitu dies

2016-08-05 17:50:32 UTC

Fug, plane delayed, was supposed to be 20:05, now it's going 20:25

2016-08-05 17:50:49 UTC

fucc

2016-08-05 17:50:51 UTC

are you going to knife someone in Spain to keep up the Norwegian tourist combo?

2016-08-05 17:50:59 UTC

good idea

2016-08-05 17:51:01 UTC

jose the jose

2016-08-05 17:51:02 UTC

Ayy

2016-08-05 17:51:21 UTC

>open up BBC news last night
>"Somalian Norwegian stabbing people in London"

2016-08-05 17:51:35 UTC

I have jose friends to help me with jose

2016-08-05 17:51:36 UTC

>somalian norwegian

2016-08-05 17:51:39 UTC

Oh yeah because England has no immigrants

2016-08-05 17:51:40 UTC

I dont believe in that

2016-08-05 17:51:56 UTC

also

2016-08-05 17:52:04 UTC

dad forced me to """upgrade""" to windows 10

2016-08-05 17:52:10 UTC

Wew

2016-08-05 17:52:26 UTC

how can he force you to do anything?

2016-08-05 17:52:29 UTC

stand up for yourself, zombii

2016-08-05 17:52:32 UTC

tell him I told you to

2016-08-05 17:52:38 UTC

ok

2016-08-05 17:52:57 UTC

tell him you're a stronk independent 12 year old who don't need no pajeet OS

2016-08-05 17:53:09 UTC

good idea

2016-08-05 17:53:24 UTC

>Nei pappa, Comfy sa det

2016-08-05 17:53:37 UTC

Comfy: Underage Liberator

2016-08-05 17:53:46 UTC

nei til hva?

2016-08-05 17:53:49 UTC

det er allerede installert

2016-08-05 17:53:51 UTC

:(

2016-08-05 17:53:53 UTC

Rip

2016-08-05 17:53:58 UTC

rip privatliv

2016-08-05 17:54:14 UTC

I don't get it, is it not your own computer?
Can you not just install whatever you want?

2016-08-05 17:54:26 UTC

well

2016-08-05 17:54:29 UTC

in a way no

2016-08-05 17:54:51 UTC

because my parents decide how long

2016-08-05 17:54:55 UTC

im using my computer

2016-08-05 17:55:01 UTC

Eg veit ikkje kva, men du forureine verden

2016-08-05 17:55:06 UTC

Sitting in the airport listening to Blind Guardian on my Ruizu X02 with Macaw GT100S

2016-08-05 17:55:28 UTC

so they could be like "install windows 10 or you wont get to use the computer"

2016-08-05 17:55:32 UTC

oh

2016-08-05 17:55:35 UTC

>zombii tapping away at his laptop
>dad wanders by
>sees linux mint
>SON STOP ALL THE HACKING FFS I TOLD YOU ONCE I TELL YOU AGAIN UNINSTALL FAGGOT

2016-08-05 17:55:37 UTC

I know what to do

2016-08-05 17:55:39 UTC

install gentoo

2016-08-05 17:55:47 UTC

installing gentoo always solves everything

2016-08-05 17:55:48 UTC

dad uses lubuntu

2016-08-05 17:55:54 UTC

beware of socialism

2016-08-05 17:55:58 UTC

Dont install socialist OS

2016-08-05 17:56:01 UTC

good idea

2016-08-05 17:56:39 UTC

My first encounter with Linux was a long time ago, my dad was installing Red Hat before it became RHEL

2016-08-05 17:56:52 UTC

>Stick's dad NSA agent confirmed

2016-08-05 17:57:07 UTC

Glorious SELInux by NSA keeps all your data safe

2016-08-05 17:57:16 UTC

NSA's recommended distro for security!

2016-08-05 17:57:25 UTC

Keep all your data safe with Red Hat Linux!

2016-08-05 17:57:47 UTC

:^)

2016-08-05 17:57:51 UTC

I started with RHEL too

2016-08-05 17:57:55 UTC

Because "production"

2016-08-05 17:58:05 UTC

But then, I found out, installing the fucking packages without repos

2016-08-05 17:58:10 UTC

What a fucking pain to maintain

2016-08-05 17:58:26 UTC

Ayy

2016-08-05 17:59:27 UTC

I can't believe that phantom power ac adapter went up like that

2016-08-05 17:59:28 UTC

fook

2016-08-05 17:59:40 UTC

Rip Phantom power

2016-08-05 17:59:44 UTC

Your phantom power died?

2016-08-05 17:59:50 UTC

It wasnt chink?

2016-08-05 18:00:00 UTC

who am I kidding ofc its chink

2016-08-05 18:00:00 UTC

I used the power adapter to try out my chink amp

2016-08-05 18:00:15 UTC

you're clearly not a subscriber chinklord

2016-08-05 18:00:37 UTC

as soon as all the connections on my speakers were locked in smoke burst out of the mains

2016-08-05 18:00:41 UTC

and sparks

2016-08-05 18:00:46 UTC

pretty sure it's all dead now

2016-08-05 18:00:56 UTC

really?

2016-08-05 18:00:58 UTC

damn

2016-08-05 18:00:59 UTC

too much chink in a chain

2016-08-05 18:01:09 UTC

the amp wasn't even turned on

2016-08-05 18:01:19 UTC

I have no idea how it did that

2016-08-05 18:01:35 UTC

yeah I dont subscribe on youtube

2016-08-05 18:01:38 UTC

rip dude

2016-08-05 18:02:05 UTC

all I ever watched was BM-800 test

2016-08-05 18:02:08 UTC

Plane, going on soon

2016-08-05 18:02:15 UTC

that's all anybody watches

2016-08-05 18:02:17 UTC

k-kek

2016-08-05 18:02:20 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2016-08-05 18:02:27 UTC

because memes

2016-08-05 18:02:31 UTC

mfw went to friends house today

2016-08-05 18:02:34 UTC

I watch your videos, mang

2016-08-05 18:02:34 UTC

he opens up chrome

2016-08-05 18:02:39 UTC
2016-08-05 18:02:43 UTC
2016-08-05 18:02:47 UTC

>toolbars everywhere

2016-08-05 18:02:48 UTC

better than my friend opening up edge browser

2016-08-05 18:02:52 UTC

eww

2016-08-05 18:02:58 UTC

>not dil.do

2016-08-05 18:03:02 UTC
2016-08-05 18:03:05 UTC

dil.do, nice

2016-08-05 18:03:15 UTC

its a website

2016-08-05 18:03:17 UTC

I checked

2016-08-05 18:03:24 UTC

What is it

2016-08-05 18:03:27 UTC
2016-08-05 18:03:37 UTC

>zombii's dad walks in

2016-08-05 18:03:40 UTC

Wont check now, by the gate

2016-08-05 18:03:41 UTC

it sells dildos

2016-08-05 18:03:46 UTC

Jej

2016-08-05 18:04:44 UTC

Stick does the focusrite need mains?

2016-08-05 18:04:47 UTC

or just USB?

2016-08-05 18:05:42 UTC

o looks like just USB

2016-08-05 18:05:46 UTC

no power socket

2016-08-05 18:07:47 UTC

>usb microphones

2016-08-05 18:09:48 UTC

talking about the audio interface m8

2016-08-05 18:10:37 UTC

amp still works

2016-08-05 18:10:38 UTC

wtf

2016-08-05 18:11:06 UTC

Just usb

2016-08-05 18:11:10 UTC

My bad, dunno what a focusright is

2016-08-05 18:11:12 UTC

the chinks just wanted to scare you

2016-08-05 18:11:34 UTC

well, the power adapter I'll never use again

2016-08-05 18:11:36 UTC

it's still burning hot

2016-08-05 18:11:44 UTC

must have had a flame burst inside

2016-08-05 18:12:00 UTC

shieet

2016-08-05 18:12:23 UTC

Anyone have experience with power line stuff?

2016-08-05 18:12:29 UTC

ma maw has one

2016-08-05 18:12:31 UTC

it's okay

2016-08-05 18:12:49 UTC

not as good as ethernet

2016-08-05 18:13:00 UTC

I don't play videogames anymore. So it should be enough for me right?

2016-08-05 18:13:13 UTC

I don't want to lay cat5 cables and terminate them.

2016-08-05 18:13:37 UTC

I think it goes ethernet > powerline > wireless for reliability

2016-08-05 18:13:45 UTC

Awesome.

2016-08-05 18:13:50 UTC

I hate wireless.

2016-08-05 18:13:52 UTC

it's not a big deal to run cat5 tho

2016-08-05 18:14:02 UTC

I know.

2016-08-05 18:14:04 UTC

I'm just lazy.

2016-08-05 18:14:39 UTC

Which is dumb because I have an endoscope with hook to make pulling cables easier.

2016-08-05 18:14:52 UTC

But it's like I don't want to.

2016-08-05 18:15:08 UTC

my amp is never fully off, even with the off button switched

2016-08-05 18:15:12 UTC

these chinks

2016-08-05 18:15:19 UTC

Going on the plane, see ya

2016-08-05 18:15:23 UTC

cya

2016-08-05 18:15:24 UTC

Bye

2016-08-05 18:15:26 UTC

Bye Stick

2016-08-05 18:15:26 UTC

as I said

2016-08-05 18:15:30 UTC

dont get jose'd

2016-08-05 18:15:33 UTC

gl

2016-08-05 18:16:03 UTC

OH MY GOD

2016-08-05 18:16:04 UTC

HES BACK

2016-08-05 18:16:13 UTC

I won't :^)

2016-08-05 18:16:18 UTC

ok

2016-08-05 18:16:19 UTC

good

2016-08-05 18:16:43 UTC

>"please turn off all electrical devices"
>Stick spends 45 minutes turning off all his devices strapped all over his body

2016-08-05 18:16:51 UTC

Ayy

2016-08-05 18:17:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/211185938863226890/fe4eb4ad-2706-452c-8ec5-13da0352afbe1301225624.jpg

2016-08-05 18:17:40 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-08-05 18:18:27 UTC

Turning on flight mode

2016-08-05 18:18:33 UTC

goodbye

2016-08-05 18:19:20 UTC

Rip

2016-08-05 18:19:22 UTC

rip

2016-08-05 18:19:30 UTC

>new lgr vid

2016-08-05 18:19:33 UTC

noice

2016-08-05 18:19:49 UTC

>can't make the video I had planned for tomorrow

2016-08-05 18:19:52 UTC

w e w

2016-08-05 18:20:42 UTC

were u gonna cut some paper?

2016-08-05 18:20:56 UTC

I need something to open with actually

2016-08-05 18:21:01 UTC

scissors dont really work

2016-08-05 18:21:04 UTC

nah I lost my new meme knife

2016-08-05 18:21:14 UTC

no idea where I put it

2016-08-05 18:21:17 UTC

meme knife? Are there meme knifes now

2016-08-05 18:21:26 UTC

I hope its not stab model

2016-08-05 18:21:48 UTC

only 4chen people would be knifes that are suspiciously easy to stab people with

2016-08-05 18:22:03 UTC

>suspiciously easy to stab people with

2016-08-05 18:22:03 UTC

wot

2016-08-05 18:22:13 UTC

a knife is supposed to be sharp

2016-08-05 18:22:20 UTC

I was thinking like a button spring knife

2016-08-05 18:22:26 UTC

Press a button to flip blade and stab

2016-08-05 18:22:46 UTC

pretty much all knives can be opened with one hand from China

2016-08-05 18:22:51 UTC

just different methods

2016-08-05 18:23:14 UTC

as long as its sharp

2016-08-05 18:23:19 UTC

>no meme knife to show off

2016-08-05 18:23:21 UTC

why live

2016-08-05 18:23:22 UTC

Its so easy to buy shitty knives here

2016-08-05 18:23:26 UTC

not sharp at all

2016-08-05 18:23:30 UTC

shap yourself yea rly

2016-08-05 18:23:33 UTC

sharp*

2016-08-05 18:23:34 UTC

sanrenmu 7010 is good

2016-08-05 18:23:41 UTC

I got the best then looked for worse

2016-08-05 18:23:44 UTC

to compare

2016-08-05 18:23:52 UTC

baodanli are the worst I can find

2016-08-05 18:24:50 UTC

my chink 0.8 KG package is coming soon tm

2016-08-05 18:25:06 UTC

been a long time since I ordered chink crap

2016-08-05 18:25:18 UTC

for all the weird shit I can order

2016-08-05 18:25:24 UTC

I got a phone to HDMI adapter cable to try

2016-08-05 18:25:37 UTC

If your phone supports MHL and you've right pins this shit is real

2016-08-05 18:25:46 UTC

not a phonefag

2016-08-05 18:26:08 UTC

Just wanted to try it ._.

2016-08-05 18:26:17 UTC

should've bought a knife instead

2016-08-05 18:26:19 UTC

fug

2016-08-05 18:26:26 UTC

time to buy more shit?

2016-08-05 18:26:33 UTC

yes, buy knives

2016-08-05 18:26:43 UTC

ganzo and sanrenmu

2016-08-05 18:27:42 UTC

I have this too

2016-08-05 18:27:43 UTC

Dont tell me ur bidding on that figure

2016-08-05 18:27:57 UTC

it always ends absurdly cheap, all the ones in that shop to

2016-08-05 18:27:58 UTC

do*

2016-08-05 18:28:06 UTC

every day they do a 24 hour auction

2016-08-05 18:28:12 UTC

chinks price testing the market

2016-08-05 18:29:33 UTC

if it was cheap enough I'd buy just to fuck with a friend

2016-08-05 18:29:42 UTC

give it to him as birthday present or something

2016-08-05 18:29:45 UTC

and then give the real one later

2016-08-05 18:29:46 UTC

ends up ยฃ4.50 here

2016-08-05 18:29:51 UTC

those faces

2016-08-05 18:29:53 UTC

no idea what that is in slavshekels

2016-08-05 18:30:43 UTC

I still use traditional lamp

2016-08-05 18:30:46 UTC

jail me

2016-08-05 18:31:03 UTC

>not having four lamps around you for youtube videos you can't make

2016-08-05 18:31:21 UTC

I bought this really birght LED stuff for reading etc

2016-08-05 18:31:36 UTC

>really bright LED
gamer pls go

2016-08-05 18:31:42 UTC

Huh

2016-08-05 18:31:46 UTC

:^)

2016-08-05 18:31:56 UTC

Its for having a well-lit place

2016-08-05 18:32:07 UTC

shooting pictures, doing paperwork etc much better with that

2016-08-05 18:32:25 UTC

what do you shoot picturres of while under house arrest at your school?

2016-08-05 18:33:01 UTC

my friend sent me this he is proud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/211189841151393792/ohyeah.mp4

2016-08-05 18:33:04 UTC

Since you mentioned LEDs

2016-08-05 18:33:14 UTC

"a-and this is my suit collection *sound of gun loading* A-AND IT'S CURFEW TIME"

2016-08-05 18:33:18 UTC

what a coincidence

2016-08-05 18:33:33 UTC

I gave away some LED strips I got from gearbest on sale

2016-08-05 18:33:39 UTC

this looks so cancerous hwo do I tell him that this is shit

2016-08-05 18:33:42 UTC

guy I gave them to immediately dropped and broke them

2016-08-05 18:33:52 UTC

10/10

2016-08-05 18:34:11 UTC

I know right

2016-08-05 18:34:16 UTC

RIP LEDs

2016-08-05 18:34:35 UTC

I see some really cheap chink LED strips

2016-08-05 18:34:43 UTC

They must be garbage quality

2016-08-05 18:34:48 UTC

nah they're pretty good

2016-08-05 18:34:50 UTC

and some shitty paint that falls off

2016-08-05 18:35:00 UTC

same stuff that gaymurs buy for way too much on ebay

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